/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1706

After working with a qt for 2 years my autistic "charm" actually started getting results but she started coofing yesterday
>i-it's just a flu right?
Fucking life man, I'm really going to die a virgin aren't I?

Thanks for reading my blog

That's on you. You shouldn't have screwed those underage high school girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=kK1MaJ6xX-s

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anyone have that copypasta about doubting the prep phase and then something about you going to the food store when its too late, realizing that theres nothing left, and then your wife and her son leave you to go to a FEMA camp?

anyone have that pasta?

Digits and more than half of Africa is infected within the next week.

Why the fuck is no one preparing here???
This better slow burn for another 6 months. I put off getting my PAL, and the gun license processing time is ridiculous here.

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anyone want to explain that recovery rate of Iran to me? looks fake as fuck

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>150k new cases/day

Do you really think that any country on planet Earth could test 100k people in a day?

Orlando hospital on lockdown for unknown reason. People (visitors) not allowed to leave

I want to FUCK Hotaru

What state?

re roll

>buy 1 month of food
>buy 6 months of toilet paper

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WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS HAS HAD ALL ME TOILET PAPER???

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - Namefags and Tripfags are cancer

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The sense I get being out and about today is that people have accepted that this thing is going to go endemic.

Post your casual corona outfit.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm still waiting until these retards at the WHO and CDC decide that this is a pandemic, even though it went pandemic long ago.

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By Allah, we are saved!

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Tell her that if you're both gonna die you might as well get real now.

IT'S HAPPENING

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iran is every bit as trustworthy as the CCP
they literally didnt report any cases until they couldnt hide it anymore

Commiefornia

949 confirmed cases in France

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>Check snap map people still gather in crowds of 1,000+ in infected zones like LA.
>Disney land and world not shut down.
>Nigger ball games still going all across America.
It's over isn't it...

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just went to LIDL to buy a load of rice and the atmosphere was weird. Stocks were depleted and it was busier than usual

>putting contaminated hands inside pockets
You do decontaminate your jacket, right?

>If you can't test them they can't be infected
Pasta education everyone

Possible supply chain disruptions are coming

>liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
Video taken by American dock worker showing empty port and saying imports aren't coming in

>hbr.org/2020/02/how-coronavirus-could-impact-the-global-supply-chain-by-mid-march?ab=hero-subleft-1
Article predicting large scale supply chain disruptions coming in the next few weeks

Any anons in shipping or manufacturing, is this widespread?

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Reroll

>want to be able to protect myself if I have to go outside while chaos and looting is happening, but also don't want to make myself look like a bandit and carry a rifle
>handgun is obviously the best option since I can just put it in my waistbelt, but they are registered in canada, so the government will know I have it
>RCMP might come and try and take it from me if shit gets real bad
What do?

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Corona-chan is going to bring the leafs the day of the clean gutters.

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But remember
>It's just a flu
We are royally fucked, I hope politicians get executed on live TV for this

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AND IT WILL NEVER END

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TURKICS AND TURK RAPEBABIES ARE IMMUNE

TENGRI PROTECTS

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Nah, you'll just shut down like wuhan. Sorry bro stay safe

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OREGON ISNT FUCKING TESTING ANYONE
AND SURPRISE, THEY AREN'T FINDING ANYONE
>we're right by washington and the bay area you fucking retards

There is money on the line. They will push it as far as they can

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Just came back from class and my teacher said he's going on a 15 day trip to spain. He's around 65 years old. How fucked is he? Is there a chance he gets denied entry to spain or on the way back? If he comes back Im definitely skipping class for a few days

Africa (West and Central) will be the most safe spots during the pandemic

youtube.com/watch?v=zG7KShvqg9A

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They wont have the time or resources

3 years of doom mongering for brexit basically drained everyones reserves of giving a fuck.

What's his endgame?

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+2 WA state, Seattle Pacific University closed for the quarter
>king5.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/washington-coronavirus-live-blog/281-37c291d5-53b0-4ceb-9d8e-db938fbc9125

the calm before the storm, better be prepared to put down a few shitskins when they start coming for your toilet paper.

You're all fucked.

Most people are still pretending that the only possible infected are the ones that are confirmed, i stopped taking confirìmed numbers seriously weeks ago.

It will never happen

China tried reeaaal hard to make sure nobody called this SARS, even though it is

her*

No but that's the number of actual cases you are going to get. Italy is going to struggle to keep up with the cases once you start getting 10 000 cases a day.

West Africa already has cases, though.

Delaware

I was gearing up that time. I don't touch anything when outside. Gloves are essentially just a precaution.

Towns been packed today. There's an outbreak going on and yet thousands of people are out and about shopping and coofing.

Sometimes I think the normoids want the end times more than the doomers on here do.

If you walk around with a gun in hand then you'll probably get shot by some paranoid cunt. Having it in a holster would prevent you being mistaken for a raider. Don't take it out unless you're gonna use it.

NEET here in rural Ohio. Have tons of spaghetti O's and water. I will rise from the ashes. Looking forward to finally losing my virginity to big tiddy girls because I'm one of the few healthy males left on the planet.

All of west coast is basically infected

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How do viruses come about?
Like what caused corona?

>Milan is going to be the Wuhan of Europe

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How long does it actually live on surfaces? 9 days, or 26 days? I've seen posts saying both things

How long until Italy, Germany, France, Spain, Switzerland are forced into full, Wuhan-style lockdown? How many more must be sacrificed until the governments get their shit together?

>italy
>confirmed cases : 5883
>hospitalized cases : 2651
>cases on ICU : 567
That's 45% hospitalisation rate.
Like, wow.

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Everybody is going to get it.

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in two more weeks time when Spain is sufficiently infected it's possible more country will be restricting flights from that country, though your cucked government will likely do nothing. I'd be more worried by the fact that there's a shitload of cases in your country already.

>COVID-19
> 19
> ka intensifies

Remember to capture TP for trading and cooming

FIFY
The absolute state of amerimutts right now.

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Italy,UK,Germany and French inmigration/tourism is very high in Spain, Spain is the next country for massive cases.

>Male over 65 y.o
Over 20% dead rate

Yes? That's how it works, goyim.

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>FOURTEEN THOUSAND?
>FOURTEEN THOUSAND!
>FOURTEEN THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!

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>no german speaking person has died yet
absolutely based, looks like I'm safe

Chinks eating bats

They won't close it so no

Am I going to make it?

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She* just wants to bring you love.

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needs subtitles damn it

>480,000 deaths
>2 months
>Best guess

wow

Similar to the film Contagion.

Not before the italian government has to obey to some other entity (EU? WHO?) who commands economic shutdown to beat this thing.

Try other markets fren. I live in NH.

We will just be counting the bodies at that point.

>Being at southside of Chiraq
>Just waiting for the riots
Thankfully armed and prepped.

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This. Teach tolerance!

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Mixing HIV and SARS in a big bowl.

can't have cases if you don't test for em!
flu deaths have been mysteriously high though, whats with that? :^)

>Most people are still pretending that the only possible infected are the ones that are confirmed, i stopped taking confirìmed numbers seriously weeks ago.
based

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Oh I know, I'm just waiting until they say "You know, this virus is in over 100 countries, 200 k cases, over 6 k dead, maybe it's a pandemic?" And then economic collapse.

How old are your caretakers? Mommy and Daddy won't make it.

>Germany
>Deaths : 0

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>starbucks

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>laffs getting infected

i'm fine with this tbqh

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Horrifying

Ayyyyy

lol you will still get this virus. It will be on everything, in the sewage, your clothes, in your water, on everything you get from where there are other humans around. Good luck sven

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You know full well you're going to get the very worst case scenario answer to this.

Boy this shit is really starting to move fast lads, normies waking up in just a flu countries.
Wonder what shit will be like by end of March, I'll be comfy in my house watching streams of chimpouts and overcrowded hospitals.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN BUT YOU KEPT FLYING THE PLANES

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my hospital has 6 ppl quarantined with the chinky cough but they won't announce it. don't come to Arizona.

its weird af, wonder if the germans are also hospitalized at same rate

>jack daniels
It's the end dude, treat yourself.

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>105289 infected
>3555 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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wait i thought they named it that so that the common man would think its a nothingburger like the 2002-2003 SARS outbreak

>starbucks
>Seattle

Good, I hope that city gets wiped.

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>rising case counts in Slovenia
Suddenly my family appreciates my preparedness, full pantry and medicine stock.

based argie bread best bread

Bi-threadly reminder that bugchasing might be the red pill:
youtube.com/watch?v=yKNrGpGbT8o&feature=youtu.be&t=2434
>You should all try to not get [coronavirus]. Even if individually it might be better if you got it and got it over with. Because there's a difference between what's good for you versus what's good for the society. What's good for you would be to get a mild case and get it over with. Don't do that. What's good for society is that you fight and fight and fight to put it off. Cause you want to spread it out. If you don't spread it out, you're gonna overwhelm our facilities and hospitals and then everything just falls apart. I don't think that's gonna happen cause we're gonna spread it out. And the United States is doing a good job. Now, here's my opinion of why this is the real strategy, but it's not one you can tell the public. If you told the public that, I think it would cause the wrong behavior. People would say "Ah, let's just get it then" or "Let's not care about it" and those are the wrong moves. But the fact that the airports are not all closed is everything you need to know. Closing it from [China and a few of the other hotspots] makes sense because that could cause us suddenly surge. But I feel like we're letting it intentionally. In other words, the actions we're taking are clearly meant to allow some risk into the country, but a small one. Now, the small risk is not a risk of something happening or not happening: it's a guarantee. It's a guarantee that if you let world travel happen and the only things that you stop are the hotspot travel, you're still gonna get it, guaranteed, there's no question about it. ...

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Of course, when people don't care about quarantine. It is just a flu, bro.

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Therea 6 cases so far. Im worried there are more undetected but no new cases yet

its over
we tried to warn them
no one listened

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My throat is itchy now after i eat chocolate but i drink lots of water but still itchy.No fevers or coof yet. help?

>... So here's somebody in the comments who says "Let's just get it" and, did you hear me? If we all got it right away, it would be the end of civilization... Probably not, but it would be pretty bad. You need to fight like heck to not get it. Spread it out. Don't overwhelm the resources.

"Despite the enormous commitment of all healthcare personnel and the deployment of available tools, proper management of the phenomenon is impossible". So the coordination of intensive care writes to the president of the Lombardy Region.
"We will be forced to deal with an event that we can only describe as a disastrous health disasters in the absence of timely and adequate measures by the authorities.

It's over.

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is that onions. good boy

Why did they keep flying the planes. Its like they realise any attempts contain it are futile

oh buddy you were past fucked before the highschool reported anything

post flag

The toilet paper rolls will be currency once it all falls apart. Don't you wanna by a daughter/wife with tp?

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Are you for real?
Gtfo underage faggot!

949 confirmed cases and 16 deaths in France

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BREAKING NEWS
still 0 cases here

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Thanks for saying thanks!

Can someone please tell me in total how many cases are in new york?

Exactly, there are far better names such as:
>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

Fuck that guy. He pozzed my God damn state.

how come none of you niggers understand what to buy?
cool a shitton of rice and fuck all to eat with it.
do any of you niggers cook?
enjoy eating nothing but rice after 6 weeks faggot.

Repair technician here

YES my supply houses are running out of shit already
Get ready to pay retard amounts for plumbing furnace and ac repairs

I hope they close the universities soon. I don't want to teach.

I wonder, will he get jail time for this?

>he doesn't know about the reinfection or that the virus lives in our gut bacteria

all they had to do was listen

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yeah it's good that they get infected, cull the weak and all. but places like disney in tokyo are shutdown and we nearly have the same amount of cases as japan at this point. just shows how retarded the people in this country are

Great to see you're healthy, now go back to unclogging those toilets, Ricardo

from Europeans working in Africa

Update for toilet paper war

1. meth bogan pulls knife on shoppers gets arrested
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8072347/Horror-Woolworths-shopper-pulls-KNIFE-near-toilet-paper-aisle.html

2. boomer fights staff and shoppers gets tased by police
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-toilet-paper-man-tasered-by-police-after-dispute-in-big-w-store/b5c04f19-a507-46ba-9b60-7187bc1cff85

3. old woman fights off lady for 1 packet of TP
youtu.be/1trvNJi8l9Y

4. hoarding chink gets all his TP stolen by other shoppers
(there's a video can't find)

5. fat leb daughter and mother beat beat nigger TP
liveleak.com/view?t=apn0_1583546522

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Shoot them if they try to take it. Die like a man not a bitch

im going to an AEW (wrestling) event at the Prudential Center at the end of march

should i worry? im sitting in cheap seats but the place will be packed.

Pasta la vista.

RAI March 07, 2020
19:40
"Despite the enormous commitment of all healthcare workers and the deployment of available tools, proper management of the phenomenon is impossible." So writes coordination of intensive care Lombarda to the President of the Lombardy Region.
"We will be forced to face an event that we can only qualify as a disastrous health calamity, in the absence of timely and adequate provisions from the Authorities. They ask Fontana to inform the government and Commissioner Borrelli as well.

Source: RAI Teletext

(Google translated)

gonna get myself a nice compass box later today

Show me your prep-face /cvg/!
Disclaimer: don't put in your filters yet for obvious reasons

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"Although unspoken, we know that many of our neighbors are probably associating this outbreak with our Jewishness, another episode in a long and tragic history that stretches to the Black Plague." nypost.com/2020/03/06/the-nightmare-of-living-quarantined-under-coronavirus/

Buy a daughter with TP? Damn.... Those boomers knew its worth all along. No wonder they camp out to buy it when the stores open.

Great edit haha!

And that's the north. Imagine once it explodes in terronia.

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7TH CASE IN CHILE
>7TH CASE IN CHILE,
7TH CASE IN CHILE
>7TH CASE IN CHILE
7TH CASE IN CHILE
>7TH CASE IN CHILE
7TH CASE IN CHILE
>7TH CASE IN CHILE

minsal.cl/ministerio-de-salud-confirma-septimo-caso-de-coronavirus-covid-19-en-chile/

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>949 confirmed cases and 16 deaths in France
Woooooooooooow.

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lysol does a good job at getting rid of it, apparently.

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FRANCE +233 CASES
>FRANCE +233 CASES
FRANCE +233 CASES
>FRANCE +233 CASES

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>when people don't care about quarantine
if you are referring to your image, he wasn't quarantined
>It is just a flu, bro.
That's what his government and WHO told him, how can could you blame him and not the active actors who lied to him?

WHEN WILL WASHINGTON STATE BE IN QUARANTINE?

Probably not since it doesn't sound like he was ordered into quarantine.

Based!

He should have gone to a liberal meeting

I personally like the name nothingburger for maximum irony.

If this is happening, there are likely factories running out of parts and distribution centers not getting shipments. This may be what finally gets the economy.

Yeah but i don't think Africa can avoid this, if you live in a tribal village in the middle of fucking nowhere maybe.

This is the faggiest of all
Pandemics. Only kills people who are about to die anyways.

>no eye protection
You aren't going to make it

>no filters...

user...

>THEY JUST CLEANED THE FILTHY CUBE TO MAKE PLACE FOR CORONA-CHAN
HAPPENING BACK ON TRAILS
GODSPEED

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>336 new cases in France today

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Imagine being anti preparedness to the point you wait until the very end , until painc has gripped your city. You go to the store to get supplies for the family, the wife is pregnant with your 3rd, the dogs are waiting patiently at home.
You pull up to the store only to see a line of people waiting to get in. People walking out virtually empty handed. You think "hmmm thats odd, why arent they buying anything".
You finally get inside to see in amazement that the shelves are as bare as this picture. Almost nothing left, well nothing of value.
You eventually head home, completely destroyed, in denial that this cant be happening. "Its literally nothing" the memeflag poster kept saying. How can he be wrong.
After you break the news to the family they begin to resent you for not being open to prepping in the first place. Your wifes boyfriend has been doing it for years and has plenty of supplies, hes offered to take care of your wife and two daughters. You have no choice but to accept, in reality they were going to leave regardless.
Now you are stuck in an empty home with the starving dogs, Its either you or them at this point. They will turn on you eventually too.
All this because you thought the word prepper = schizo. All because you let your pride and ego take control.
Use some common sense. Prepare now for what could be tomorrow. Its best to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

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What blows me away is how easy to get this fucking virus. If even PMs are getting it it must be ridiculously widespread. You just go to an area that has like 300 cases and you randomly get it? That's not how a disease works. You don't get HIV just by going to San Francisco. Unless normies spit in each other's mouth and lick each other's eyeballs when they travel somewhere, I feel like far more than just 900 people must have it. Especially when you look how quickly China was taken over. 100,000 patients in a month. Fuck me.

In a way, it being so widespread isn't necessarily a bad thing. If many people have it and just don't know it, that means most cases are generally benign, like a mild cold. Let's hope so. Let's also hope that like a flu, it doesn't leave any lasting damage, although from what we're seeing it does seem to leave permanent damage.

The lockdown is over

found the muzzie

PSA

> 2017 : 73
web.archive.org/web/20170119032543/https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

> 2018 : 123
web.archive.org/web/20181202191906/https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

> 2019 : 138
web.archive.org/web/20190402235154/https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

>2020 (current) : 145
accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/drugshortages/

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233 new fance cases / 5 new deaths
>233 new fance cases / 5 new deaths
233 new fance cases / 5 new deaths
>233 new fance cases / 5 new deaths

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nice tits bro
where are your filters?

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better get on it, b4 the fags outlaw ar15s. you can still get em now

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