/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1705

So if this isn't a type of influenza what is it? Does it just give your body a massive infection to fight? Which develops in either your lungs, stomach or bowel?

What is this shit, really?

Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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"Wow user, you have so many masks and bottles of hand sanitizer! I thought stores were selling out left and right. How'd you get such a large stockpile?"
"I was warned since January by a small community of anonymous anime internet nazis that this would be what they call the "Happening" and that civilization as we know it will soon collapse. Since I am in the early stages of undiagnosed schizophrenia, I took these warnings from the anime nazis seriously and began hoarding the necessary supplies to coerce women into being my harem of sex slaves in the coming post-Virocalypse world."
"I see."
"Would you like a mask?"

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0 cases here

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Why does CoronaChan hate Shitaly so much?

NYC is fucking dead, thank you Corona-chan !!!!

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it says sunday...

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lads, my mom is sending me a "care package" (i live in new jersey for college) from florida.

what stuff should i ask for? i have hand sanitizer and soap, but what else? anything yall would recommend?

yes, i have panic bought 40 cans of beans already.

Leaked videos already showing workers collapsing.

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Based.
The 4th Reich will inherit the Earth.

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Did you mention dieselgate? No? I misunderstood

Thanks baker.

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You better be carving runes into your body baby boy otherwise you gonna die

It literally doesn't

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post your final form

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>105,000
yesterday morning it was 100,000
yesterday evening it was 101,000
overnight it jumped to 105,000
what the FUCK is happening?

Digits and albania gets infected within the week.

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>That's what you get for being a tripfaggot.
kek, based baker bringing the heat.

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*love

Sauce?

What do you think is going on in there?

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I have a mild cough for 3 weeks but it didnt get worse. Also, not been in contact with sand monkeys or chinks

>tfw when we're all going to die and these fucks will be the only survivors

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>tripfag
I hope you die
:3

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>Belgium and Netherlands both +60 today

The connection between us is still strong

it' s less red than before

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make that tomorrow

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chocolate bars, trail mix, dried fruit

Boomers btfo'd.

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Fuck Namefags

Diamond princes CFR now officially over one percent. IT'S FUCKING OVER CUNTS. WE ARE FINISHED

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Argiebro OP baker is the best

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We need insiders able to leak from Germany.
They are censoring something for some reason!

Lies and deception about not having the virus, obviously.

Too much of a barbaric shithole, even for a virus

> 0.1-0.6 fatality rate
> basically all deaths are 60+ boomers with a couple of outliers
> this pathetic argie doomer has spent the last 3 months of his life spamming habbening generals 20 hours a day every single day over a complete nothingburger
Literally LMAOing at all of you kek

Bro, right? they had it right this whole time, God bless the sentinels

It's a form of SARS.

get some contact lenses or you're dead.
your goggles arent air sealed.

based

10 year old son had a fever yesterday and not too long after a constant dry cough...hes never had a cold like this before. We are in an area where community spread has happened.

There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the TP, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror

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What happens if Hiroshimoot gets it? Is Yas Forums kill?

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what kind of medicine is used to treat the coronavirus? Standart anti-inflammatory and anti-febrile aside.

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I tripped due to the symptoms
what runes?
no.
I traveled around a lot 2 weeks ago and had close contact with someone who tested positive

>picking up standard military medic protocol
Just the flu bro

Source

Wait 2 weeks

Any news from your country Swissbros?

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If this wipes out every limp wristed faggot nü-brooklynite it'll be a success in my book

>italy
>confirmed cases : 5883
>hospitalized cases : 2651
>cases on ICU : 567
requires 45% of patients hospitalized and almost 10% are on intensive care
yup, italy is finished

Wasn't that ship filled with old boomers? The fact it's only at 1% is good news.

Fear of a Black Planet IRL

They wont survive. Like 40% of them have HIV and there will be no MORE MEDICINE cos:
1: China is FUCKED
2: Leftards are ded

kek

Will have to lurk or go through archives, I don't save tweets. Possible anons are working on comps. Everybody here should be doing something to contribute.

happeningfags btfo with one single image

Tommy is kill rip

Pssst, where do you get your reasonably priced 40mm P3 filters

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>NurglesChosen
You just earned a filter, tripfag

i've waited since the start of january

they still havent fucking recovered. WTFFF

Godspeed user best of luck

upgrade argiebro, Chile now is 7, we won mexico :D 2 more cases and we're more infected than you!!!

minsal.cl/ministerio-de-salud-confirma-septimo-caso-de-coronavirus-covid-19-en-chile/

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I dont see you around here before the Italy daily report
Did UK government unironically hire people to shitpost on china cartoon forum to lower the panic?

Good, fuck NYC.
t. Rural upstate NY resident

Hello anons, I need to buy new filters.
What rating actually works against the virus?

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It's happening, user

kazakhstan is deemed as the new hq for (((globalists))) once america collapses, but these other central asian countries are either lying or have no means to test for a positive case effectively.

The symbols of the aryan man, must be protected from the jewish hand

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more like no actual lab with the equipment to do the tests and too expensive sending samples to italy or germany so "no infected :D" lmao

>100,000 cases
>3,500 deaths
>0.6 mortality rate

Something doesn't add up here.

fucking bring it.

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yes we have more cases of italian flu every day

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Budk

Post yfw it turns out to be a nothingburger after all.

Don't believe me? Explain the diamond princess Boomer death ship having a likely death rate of 1-2%. Hardly a worst case scenario for old people.

Hell, Trump seems right. A

It always surprises me that Kazakhstan is so big yet you hardly ever hear anything about it. Must be a cozy place.

i hope the fsb handles the situation like everyone should have from the start
you cough, you get the bullet

bbk.bund.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/BBK/DE/Downloads/Krisenmanagement/BT-Bericht_Schmelzhochwasser.html

Were we prepared?

daily reminder: this wouldn't happend if we had zero asians in europe

I think you may have missed the boat on this one

>still 0 deaths
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

pathetic LARP

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I'll drop the trip once I get tested and it comes back negative so chill your sombrero mex fag

The end is here

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You got it from Germany

I went to South Korea in snapchat to see what was happening there and it’s nothing but negros partying... what the fuck?

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>carve runes into your body or die

Never heard of this. Is this advice from Varg?

Average age is somewhat older. But each case received heroic medical treatment. I suspect these factors even out.

He's probably going to be fine, user. Kids seem to pull through, ok, but at the same time, be vigilant! Don't let your guard down. Do no hesitate to go to the hospital if you feel it.

- Ginger with honey
- royal jelly
- propolis
- 10 000 C vitamin/day
- Vitamin D
- Linden tea
- thyme tea

2 months ago you idiot

They will be back up and running bigtime by end of next week.

Also, this old boomer looks soooooo illllll so scary

youtube.com/watch?v=IjQO6kcYLTQ

Couldn't this just be them burning coal and gas for the electricity for their factories' fake productivity?

Go visit a parliament.

SUPER GENIUS
DOCTOR JOHN TRUMP

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WE NEED TO START TRACKING THE INFECTED OF EPICENTERS IN THE UNITES STATES AT A HOURLY TO BIHOURLY LEVEL BECAUSE THE MEDIA WOULD RATHER HIDE NUMBERS BEHIND PAYWALLS

NEW YORK CITY - 12
LOS ANGELES - 13
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - 59

Worldometers still says 5

Kids have been largely spared thankfully

that's not what chang says

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If we keep this rate we're going to overtake worst korea in 3-4 days.

>source
source
>source

How degenerate are Brooklyn grills? Their accent does things to my peepee

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Name and address please
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_plague_riot_of_1771

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It's a nothingburger untill hospitals are full

which is very very soon

How long will us Amerifats last?

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Why does she wear the mask?

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corona-chan eats the rich
nice

We are gonna miss you, chile
You were a good neighboor
(Can we keep your land when you are gone?)

>10 000 C vitamin/day
wouldnt that make you poopoopeepee

Biggest anti happening evidence I've seen yet.

Be prepared. Shit is gonna get real.

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And they were speaking English

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Weak

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none. those gaskets are worn, thus the gaskets inside the mask are likely fucked too.

>He doesn't know

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you mean loves

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too late retard

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based

lad we need historical comparison. is this abnormally high?

You must be new to the snapchat map. The only thing more common than this is Arabs driving at night.

Fake. CCP Propaganda. Just die already chinky

probably the 90k fully infected and not recovered yet
Most retards count them as "cured"

I hate your flag. Bring back the swastika.

They are only testing italians, koreans and iranians like pretty much the rest of the world

>as if we haven't been saying thats why they lowered the numbers
>setting off second wave of infection
>leaked vids show people collapsing at work already
>50% of workers live in group dormitories that sleep 12 to a room
>leaked videos show factories running empty to meet quota set by CCP
>still no propaganda of chinks back to work despite 0 issue showing videos of dancing infected
Happening fags knew this was the plan.

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We're all fucked.

Better go shopping as if nothing is happening. Maybe hit the gym? Doesnt hurt.

No i just dont spend my whole life winding myself uo in a doomer general about shit i cant control

> muh WHO numbers where only the people sick enough to get tested/ fall into the ridiculous criteria to get tested are counted
Its rampant in most communities by now and doing fuck all to alot of people

>no Italian customers at my work for literally months, maybe a year
>TWO of the fuckers waltz in today

You couldn't make this fucking shit up.

>liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

Any anons working in shipping or manufacturing? is this really happening?

back in january/eraly march

>hate

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they already have it.

A random Japanese will turn into a Hiroshimoot.

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All the ingredients for a hot toddy, minus the whiskey.
Don’t forget to use coconut oil (for monolaurin)

>blaming italy after pozzing entire world
>t. irrelevant opinion from irrelevant country

>I tripped due to the symptoms
I am the anti namefag crusader around here and I hereby delcare you the least worst namefag. You can keep your trip for purposes of documenting your symptoms for us.

That one is fine. He posts recaps of WHO conferences and other pressers.

>mfw where both over populated shitholes with understaffed hospitals

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your eyes don't need to be air sealed.
just shielded

you don't breathe through your eyes, moron.

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yes they will because they live in tribes instead of a society with globalism.

Boomers ready to FIGHT

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> start a sentence with 'so'
Fuck off

>Vigorously rubs her hands with sanitizer
OY VEY DON'T YOU GOYIM KNOW MASKS DON'T WORK?
>No, don't pay attention that I'm wearing mine wrong
You're all too stupid to wear masks properly
>Give them to the doctors

i refill my stims on the 11th. let you know

Any good pandemic movies?

What's your o2% now?

Italy is now worst than Wuhan.

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Jesus Christ you're deluded.

>he

go around licking doorknobs and public transport rails
preferably take your son with you

pray we roll a lucky dice roll and don't need hospitalisation

It's just a flu, bro. Healthcare workers with flu treating patients with flu. What could possibly go wrong.

kek. this will go down as the greatest larp of all time.

I personally like hastur, but its up to you to pick your chaos god.
Hastur being the god of artist and creative types usually vibes well with autists. The trade for immunity and health you are making is that ever project you create from now on must further the message of the yellow king and your creations must always be greater and greater.

Corona-chan loves all of humanity. Italy is just that much special of all humanity.

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twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1236355989580001280

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Italy...
Deaths 233.

589 recovered
567 critical intensive care.

It's over. Critical rate too high, death rate too high compared to recovered, millions are going to die when the hospitals get over run.

They're all non-binary tattletales who cry if you don't have the "right opinion" and they smell bad. Also the old New York City accent was killed off by the transplants I'm bitching about

my eyes have been watering a lot and I have increased nasal drip
is it over for me?

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I heard the CFR is 0.7% in SK

scott pro2000 pf10 p3

>no filter
you're not going to make it you dumbass

first case of coronavirus confirmed in my shitty third world country
that's it lads, it's been fun shitposting with y'all

abc.com.py/nacionales/2020/03/07/ministro-confirma-primer-caso-de-coronavirus-en-paraguay/

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participate in my thread: pros: pictures of cats
cons: major blackpill

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Prepare your ovens, because it's about to get wild

Everyone who talks shit about Coronachan gets fucked. Germany will have deaths. Albania will have cases. China will get reinfected. Africa will have more cases. Do not test Coronachan.

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Good luck. Tried to refill mine yesterday and was told they are back ordered until the 19th

Can someone provide more info on the testicular damage?
Can't find much but it legit seems to point towards some extremely nefarious attempts at wholesale population control.

NATURAL ABILITY BRO

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Yeah go to the gym. There's definitely no bodily fluids being slung around there. Stupid fuck.

Italy bros here is a podcast about coronavirus in spaghetti
listennotes.com/podcasts/paziente-zero-valeria-cagno-lorenzo-paletti-GdufY2l_QaM/

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...

>that flag
I was going to laugh, but maybe he's a refugee

they would have all got immediate treatment. And none of them have since spoken to the press, so who knows what recovered even looks like. The likelyhood of services being overwhelmed is decent considering how many faggots there are who will probably out of principle refuse to self isolate just to prove to everyone else how unbothered they are by the virus should they start developing symptoms

redbull me on the situation in Iceland
50 cases for a population of 360k sounds kinda high
where will the white man flee to next if STHF?

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too late

>10.000 vit C
is that measured in milligram?

the highest one
P3 or N100/P100, whatever it's called for you.

Then ignore it
Why you want to post in it if you are so sure it's nothingburger

GCHQ SHILL

actually we have a lot of them from France

Why does windy.com have CO data for March 9th, 2020? It's March 8th in China right now.

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Live stream it you pussy

unironically it's already in the LIVE, I wonder why it takes so long the worldmeters to update chile :/

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

all my properties will belong to the british empre when we die~

EXCATLY
>ITALIAN FLU

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for me? no you are a whore. you give yourself to everyone and even dirty chinks first.

FUCK, couldn't get it to you in different dose or anything?!

They're niggers

>You can keep your trip for purposes of documenting your symptoms for us.
that's the entire point
didn't even bother to trip for the WHO recaps
97% from 98% this morning
grandfather all the way for me desu
livestream what? me sleeping all day and getting up to post/cough?

They are only planning to extend the red zone to some small cities, Milan, Lodi and other big cities will stay open.

I need sauce

>Dieselgate
>Rape gate of 2015

sars with HIV receptor proteins. literally airborne aids mixed with rapidly mutating coronavirus.

Thinking your shithole would reveal any cases.
kek

THE SURVIVORS OF THE PLAGUE WILL HOLD TRIBUNALS AGAINST THE PEOPLE THAT EXHIBITED GROSS NEGLIGENCE ON THE HANDLING OF SPREADING THE CORONAVIRUS WITH THE PUNISHMENT OF DEATH

Could be, but everywhere?
There are certainly people back to work.

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Rollan

The idea of people rushing out to buy 22lr is hilarious to me. What're they gonna do? Sting invaders to death? Although I admit it'd be kino to roam desolate swaths of America armed with only a Ruger mark IV

2 new cases in dc, and multiple gwu students being quarantined and tested as we speak