/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1704

► Detected: 105,574 ► Died: 3,562

>NEWS
Another Iranian member of parliament dies
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China quarantine hotel collapses, 70 trapped
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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New York declares state of emergency
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US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths
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>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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Virus spreads through pipes
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Rapidly mutating
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>REMINDER
China figures likely simulated
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Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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>LATEST CASES
17:44: 1 new case in Romania.
17:40: 5 new cases in Germany.
17:15: 1 new case in Romania. First in Bucharest. Patient returned from Italy on February 27.
17:14: 32 new cases in New York, United States.
17:05: 1,247 new cases and 36 new deaths in Italy.
16:42: First 2 cases in the Maldives. Both patients are foreign employees at a tourist resort.
16:35: 77 new cases in Germany.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,652 (3,070) ► International 24,922 (492): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Italy 5,883 (233) Iran 5,823 (145) France 716 (11) D. Princess 696 (6) Spain 503 (10) Japan 461 (6) USA 361 (17) Switzerland 268 (1) UK 206 (2) Netherlands 188 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Iraq 46 (4) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 800 Belgium 169 Sweden 161 Norway 150 Singapore 138 Malaysia 93 Austria 79 Bahrain 66 Kuwait 61 Canada 54 Iceland 50 Greece 46 UAE 45 India 34 Lebanon 28 Denmark 27 Czechia 21 Israel 21 Portugal 20 Vietnam 20 Algeria 19 Finland 19 Palestine 19 Ireland 18 Oman 16 Egypt 15 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Russia 14 Romania 13 Croatia 12 Georgia 12 Qatar 12 Slovenia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Argentina 8 S. Arabia 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Poland 6 N. Zealand 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Afghanistan 4 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Slovakia 3 Cambodia 2 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 S. Africa 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Malta 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +100 (+28) S. Korea +448 (+5) Italy +1,247 (+36) Iran +1,076 (+21) France +63 (+2) Spain +102 (+2) USA +42 (+2) Germany +130 Japan +41 Switzerland +54 UK +42 Netherlands +60 Belgium +60 Sweden +24 Norway +23 Singapore +8 Malaysia +10 Austria +13 Bahrain +6 Australia +1 Kuwait +3 Thailand +2 Iceland +5 Greece +1 India +3 Lebanon +6 Denmark +6 Czechia +2 Portugal +7 Vietnam +3 Algeria +2 Finland +4 Palestine +3 Brazil +1 Ecuador +1 Russia +1 Romania +4 Croatia +1 Georgia +3 Qatar +1 Slovenia +4 S. Arabia +2 Philippines +1 Poland +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Afghanistan +3 Slovakia +2 Cambodia +1 Maldives +2 S. Africa +1 Malta +1 Total +3,629 (+96)

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PICK YOUR FACTION BOYZ

THIS IS THE DIVISION TIMELINE AFTER ALL

PLEASE dont worry abour VIRUS
We have the government
we have the local ppl
we have the hospitals
so sont worry about anything :)
Xie Xie!

What is Xi up to these days? I hope he got infected.

This
The virus is over
Everybody go home

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9nd for NIGGERKIKES.

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Can anyone explain, without memes or fear porn, why Italy and Iran are getting fucked so much harder than the rest of non-asian countries?

even worse than france...

niggers!

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ALL THE LYSOL/DISINFECTANT IS GONE

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PSA

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it's actually happening isn't

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cleaners no doubt

>FIRST CASE IN PARAGUAY

>FIRST CASE IN PARAGUAY

>FIRST CASE IN PARAGUAY

H A P P E N I N G

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A 2k ship is being held off Malta not because there's a confirmed case but because there's an Austrian on board
Wtf kek

>open up package my mum ordered to my house
>see this
blasted it with ethanol as soon as I saw that but I opened it witlessly, it was an honour shitposting with you boys - until we meet on the other side

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one of those threads huh

They are testing other countries are not its that simple. You can only measure what you test for.
Everyone else is trying to ignore the problem and that means its going to blow up in their face.
Your country and the US would be good examples. Watch North America for maximum laughs in the coming weeks.

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>105289 infected
>3555 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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L strain

So now what? They just wait and die?

This. Can someone post the video? I like how he put his mask correctly.

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If corona doesn’t get you, some basic ailment will when we run out of hospital beds sometime in May.

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MILAN'S CITY CENTER TODAY AT 11PM

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>just wash your hands, just wash your hands, just wash your hands, just wave you hands, yust have you haves, just wash your hands, you have the virus, just wash your hands just wash your hands

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I think that reinfections are more likely because normies are too dumfuck retarded to properly clean their house after they got infected

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I want to go back

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>his country still had disinfectant in stores till now

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT IT HAS ALL CAPS AND I'M WORRIED

twitter.com/russian_market/status/1236348880633180161

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duubbs confirm cure by monday

F

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>1,247 new cases and 36 new deaths in Italy.

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til tomorrow.

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JUST
THE
FLU
BRO

Try gas stations and smaller convenience stores, user. And stay safe.

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How do you boys like my supply

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Give it to me straight. Are Germs immune as they claim or are they just lying and misreporting like the chinks?

Be aware that there are thousands of are Tommy shill accounts (and no doubt many of the real retarded football simple as laddos) pushing it's a flu bro all over the internet.
The GRU really does want you dead, but the herd animal norms will do it for free and it could be the same result for you or your family. Avoid them.

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AM you dingus

That's a prison yard

>EGYPT +33 CASES
EGYPT +33 CASES
>EGYPT +33 CASES
EGYPT +33 CASES
>EGYPT +33 CASES
EGYPT +33 CASES

Alrighty then we are all dead.

They just ignore the issue until the truth comes out and politicians are running into their bunkers.

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How do I get my mom take this seriously? She fucking never washes her hands unless I tell her too over and over after I send her out for groceries. I just thinking of taking her tablet and making her read /cvg/.

Anyone noticing the nothingburger normies becoming more and more... cope-y?

A mere casual mention of the virus is enough to set them off now.
>Did you hear that they found corona case in the neighboring town?
>IT'S JUST A FLU IT'S JUST A FLU IT'S JUST A FLU FUCK YOU
It's like they know shit's bad, but desperately cling to their normalcy bias.

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YES, I TOLD YOU SO

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Do everything you can to not get sick between March 25th - April 25th. This period will be peak surge and you are not guaranteed access to healthcare.
If you get sick after this period you are more likely to receive care.
Wash your hands and penis anons.

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damn even looks like a nice day

Ours are full to the rafters.

the latter

>Only 5800 cases out of 60 milion people living in Italy
>MAMMA MIA IT'S HAPPENING!

Why the fuck are you guys hyping a bad flu? The swine and the spanish flu were waaaaaay worse than this

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oh fuck this is how it gets into africa

>america falls
>terraria's last update never comes
NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL I BE COMFY IN THE HAPPENING???

no joke china is the safest place on earth now

oil prices user ARAMCO is a Saudi oil company

Has anyone asked those Qboomers on infinity-kun why their messiah hadn't dropped info about our girl Corona Chan. KEK love to hear what bullshit he comes up with.

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Did you take pictures around the cathedral?

brainlet question here

you know how the flu usually weakens/dies out yearly around springtime? flu season is generally november - february, and as temperatures outdoors begin to heat up (as winter leaves and spring enters) it seems that the number of people getting sick goes down.

will this have any effect on the 'rona?

cause we are nearly halfway through march already...

theres no way a flu stays THIS STRONG through summer months.

>6.542.345.235 infected
>392.540.714 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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yesterday (3pm)

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>in the heart of south america

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Oklahomanon here. We just got our first case up in Tulsa county.

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Not gonna lie, seeing normie slightly right of center amerimutt patriots literally unable to comprehend that America can have more infected than commie China is really fucking hilarious.

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North Korea is.

Poor Ammonia. It was once king of the hill and everyone's favorite. Now even panic-ers don't buy it.

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Watch out for scams. there is no rapid test for #COVID19
Like there is for strep or flu. The kits are probe & master mix for CLIA high complexity pcr testing which takes all day to determine a generic coronavirus then another day specific for #COVIDー19 if positive.

He says that chinks aren't buying arab oil and thus oil price go down.
As for why the chinks aren't buying, that's because no one can work and therefore great depression soon

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my balls smell funny

yesterday

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Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and turn her more powerful

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>0 deaths
>epidemic

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there's no way it'll get that bad. they only had 80,000 cases total in CHINA. what does that say about the rest of the world?

C R A S H I N G

Be not afraid.

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top kek

How is this a bad thing? That's what it should always be like. Fucking oversocialized shitalians, STAY AT HOME

Could you imagine the amount of people dying there. I say finaly at last some sort of fucking justice.

The members of the CCP will be brought to justice for crimes against humanity!

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Dip your balls in vinegar. It'll kill the smell.

Read this nigger, it's happening only if you are a boomer
>weekly.chinacdc.cn/en/article/id/e53946e2-c6c4-41e9-9a9b-fea8db1a8f51
People who are less than 30 years almost never get sick from the virus let alone die from it.
STOP FEARMONGERING YOU IDIOTS, YOU ARE LITERALLY DOING WHAT THE MEDIA WANT YOU TO DO

My mom is a manager for the DHS in our town and I was talking to her about
>yeah.10 died in washington
>NO THEY DIDNT FLU KILLS MORE REEEEEE

Even if you have a mask, plenty of filters, an hazmat overal, plenty of food, plenty of water, other needed daily supplies, medicine, cleaning supplies, a professional routine to rinse and clean your supplies, there is a high chance you will catch this virus. It will become endemic and will be virtually everywhere, in every person, on every surface, in the sewage, in the water. Im sure the elite have a cure for themselves and a (((vaccine))) for all of us. Consider this and consider the virus may be uncurable and will stay dormant in the body and will cause endless bouts of pneumonia until death.

I have no friends, but my parents are going to infect me

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today still at 11pm

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>0 deaths
>epidemic

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THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON!!!!!!! AAAAAARRGGGH

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you have a lot to drink but where is your food?

seeing maganiggers saying the media is overhyping this to damage trump is also fucking hilarious.

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>will springtime have any effect on the 'rona?
Very likely, most known corona viruses are seasonal

i tried bleach and window cleaner but it just burned

We'll see how warmer temperatures affect the spread by watching Australia, Africa, and other Asian countries near the equator. Nobody has a concrete answer at the moment, but time will tell.

It's a human disease bro
Krauts aren't humans but just subhuman apes

Whites are fucked
Blacks are fucked
Arabs are fucked
Asians are fucked
Indians are fucked
Abos are fucked

But krauts, literal apes, are immune to this virus

It was fun right? Yeah... It was really fun...

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you need more grains/beans desu
also why did you dump it all in your hallway and why aren't you wearing any pants

Because the govt would punish those reporting new cases. You absolute retard.

Repeating death numerals confirm that;
>the virus is endemic
>there's no more reason to test
>President Donald Trump will win all 48 states that aren't under military-enforced chink pneumonic plaugue quarantine

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The flu goes away when school isn’t in session. It peaks a few months after school starts. Without the vaccine, it would still be pretty rough until school ended. The heat has nothing to do with it.

>chinacdc.cn
Ah yes finnaly a trustworthy source

I don't know what you are doing here... Be we are using meme magic to free China from the CCP.

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>Germany massively over reports cases so people stop going there
>this is how they will survive the pandemic

I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU HANS

Also, we've tested 6 people so far. 5/6 were negative. The previous post was our positive. A seventh is currently being tested.

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Based yuri gachaposter

This isn't the flu, dude.

Seven cases in Chile, Argiebro
minsal.cl/ministerio-de-salud-confirma-septimo-caso-de-coronavirus-covid-19-en-chile/

Business as usual in Europe

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OKAY BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT NORMALLY LOOKS LIKE SO I DUNNO YEA HELP A DUMB BURGER OUT

Not him but this actually happened here.

youtu.be/k1ur2rnVKLs?t=39

HAND SANITIZER NEARLY ALL GONE

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It's weird to think that just a year ago I was walking here and it was full of wonderful people, asians and fucking scamming niggers

My throat itches so bad around larynx area, I can't even say anything without coofing. Rip in peace bois.

Whats the situation like in Brazil? I heard if it reaches a certain bat population there it will mutate further and we all gonna die?

They both greet each other with a kiss on each cheek.
Like the French.

Post thighs

They are media shills. They are doing their best si people click on their website and buy their papers.

>Only 2 critical
sounds like a Canadian situation

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Why??

As opposed to nutbags on here who follow literal whos on twitter?

How come?

What did he do wrong?

Germany is obviously lying their ass off!
ZERO deaths on 700+ infections?
NO FUCKING WAY KRAUTS!!!
So I wonder how much is fabricated.
For now I think only Italy numbers are real.
Germany, France and Spain are playing it down. Especially Germany!

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Doubtful. you'd have to be an idiot to think they are hiding millions of cases. the truth is that the virus just isn't that bad. i've been hearing 'wait two weeks' for about six weeks

pretty nice pictures user, thanks for posting, i wonder how long it will take for more cities across europe to look like this.

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im the user that went to CVS in new jersey a week ago, i can confirm AGAIN that they are still sold out.

the cashier told me "they are sold out for weeks in advance"...
its OVER.

KEK. Thanks.

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Checked for moving manufacturing back to the americas

>2% of people infected died
>0.002% of the population infected

One would think they'd be able to comprehend that China can fucking lie.

We know you krauts very well, We're used to wurstel lies.

80,000 cases that stop 800 millions chinks, do you believe it?

He has a PhD in educating nurses. His job is to educate people on the front lines of the healthcare system. He is certainly credible and backs up everything with sources.

Combination of lying and misreporting and keeping people alive with extreme measures.

>free China from the CCP
yes those poor chinese are terribly oppressed and not allowed to suck cocks, tranny children, no niggers, etc, how awful we must save them from this fate, based and boltonpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=bmviqpaJvtg

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236351278776754177
>NEW: Italy will issue a decree later tonight with new measures to stop coronavirus, according to Reuters. Local media says new areas will be put on lockdown.

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Did you taste it?

Yes even following literal WHO is better than china

>gas mask
>bare hands

13 baby let's fucking go, let's fucking go.

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Don't people have soap? Why do they buy soap en masses?

Germany doesn't strike me as a country with a system that would lie that much, even CHAYNA said they had deaths

Yea they are
If only people that aren’t in the workforce are dying, why bring the engine to a halt?

yeah, but most simply can't put 1+1 together

>just a flu
just a flu causes a shitload of Chinas factory to stop producing
just a flu causes countries like Japan and Italy to close schools nationwide
just a flu has hundreds of millions of people under travel restrictions
just a flu literally causes the collapse of the tourism industry in lots of countries and tons of events to be cancelled
just a flu causes airlines to cancel 50% of their flights

At our work one of our customers is a large scale event organizer for multiple countries in Europe and they had like 80-90% of their events cancelled for the next months.
Even if you don't personally get the virus, the economic impact will be enormous.

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Open hunting season for lolis and hebes when the chaos hits.
Have your coombunker ready lads

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2 social credits have been added to your account.

Only time until the South American bats get the virus.

I prefer this one

I have fever, headache and I'm caughing. Should I go to doc on Monday or just stay at home? I really don't wanna be in some shitty hospital room.

Take in consideration it's a city with 1.5 million inhabitants and it's usually packed as fuck with tourists

I'm not kidding restuarants are empty, hotels are empty, shops are empty. Even the fucking airport is empty.

I've actually spoken to quite a few shop and restaurant owners and they said that if the situation continues for like a month or two they'll go bankrupt, the government yesterday admitted 10% risk of businesses risk failure

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TOILET PAPER IS STILL AVAILABLE BUT IS SLOWLY RUNNING OUT

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Get cases of cheap beer to cook your beans, rice etc.. save water for drinking. Remember, pilgrims survived on beer and ale when their water was bad. Let the normies fight over the last case of arriwhead while you got the liquor store to yourself.

It's really over for Italy.

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They have literal concentration camps in Baden-Wüttenberg and they call them "life camps", make of this what you want.

This is going to be good.

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the bear will leave its cave forever

Travel to and from Italia needs to be banned worldwide right fucking now.

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Colgate triggered and seething very hard

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Ok now we are officially fucked

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o i m laffin

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Swedbros do you know how the government would enforce a quarantine here?
Or will they just give up before even starting?
What does the law say about escaping mandatory quarantine?

yep. need to show advertisers they are getting traffic to leverage for higher rates.

Corona-chan is HOT!

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went to multiple pharmacies a week ago and they told me they won't even get any new hand sanitizer deliveries for now.
Only recently the government gave them permission to temporary produce sanitizers themselves to counter the supply shortage.

I heard that swallowing your own coom cures you of the virus.

Boy, I sure can't wait for more masterfully thought degrees the likes of forcing people to keep at least one meter of distance between themselves. This is how you combat the outbreak.

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last month you people were posting graph after graph that predicted millions dead in the next month. never happened. you can check the archives if you are having trouble remembering.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RIP SOUTH AMERICA TOO

Kanker mongooltje....
Snap je niet dat de doktorstitel in het buitenland wellicht anders werkt dan in Nederland?
Ontzettende idioot jij!
Ga zelf iets toevoegen aan de situatie voordat je je bek open trekt. Nee, mensen kapot proberen te maken die iets toevoegen...
Kanker een eind op man. Zielig figuur.

Reminder that in a couple weeks the just-in-time delivery model fails and America will get one hell of a wake-up call
liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

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>sports bullshit still going on in Europe and NA
What the fuck?

I think they don't want test nr. to go up.
Colleagues wife ws working for a week with a person who's test is now under way (expect results monday, delayed two time) yesterday he got much worse and they drove to hospital. Colleague won't get tested. Health-line said literally it is not possible, as he was not in china. His wife might be tested if the other person from her office is confirmed positive.
On the other hand, we are a cold people and the media and global agenda ddestroyed the living-together of families here to a great extend. In Italy people talk to their elders. In person even. When we do, we disinfect our mouths regularly...

Just a flu is shutting down the second largest economy, to possibly never recover.

Who will fill the power vacuum? Russia again? The EU?

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Don't fight Darwinism

Our politicians said that we are unprepared for this, whats there to lie about?

because the german government understands that germans need to work, if they ever stop working for more then a few days they might start looking around and realize some things and do some things that have been put on hold for far to long.

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Fucking Boomer Plague. I realize now it has multiple meanings.

Normie retards per usual as if washing hands can do much to protect you. If you are so afraid (as you should be since we still dont know how fucked up things can get) just avoid the public as most neets here do. If you really gotta go and mingle wear gloves and mask.

That's Gary you retard. He's trolling.

Normies

npr.org/2020/03/07/813192987/sxsw-events-canceled-over-coronavirus-concerns
>South by Southwest — a massive art, music and technology festival — has been canceled over fears that visitors might help spread the coronavirus in Austin, Texas.
archive.is/ALPnW

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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based

>reminder that flu has 0.006%

This one?

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1:10 segway fumigator
Boys, I've know what I want to be when I grow up

where, what state in USA? AZ only has 2 right now, I'm picking up 3-4 cases of extra water on top of our family's weekly need each weekend because im paid weekly

Oh dang.

twitter.com/Annubisking/status/1235689868820430849

Get fucked.

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>1,247 new cases and 36 new deaths in Italy.

Jesus Christ guys, what the fuck is going on there, seriously?

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Go to the mall, go see the big city

>Germany doesn't strike me as a country with a system that would lie that much

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>Germany 800
and zero deaths?

am i the only one who thinks this is coverd up?`Is nobody going to questoning this? Any high ranking memebers?

R0 in the first phase in Wuhan was 3.5. Then they banned people from leaving their homes more often than once in three days and it dropped to 1.3. It only went below 1 when they started amking round checking everyone's temperature in affected districts and sending people with fever to coofer camps.
Is your country ready for actions like this? Why do you expect the epidemic to go away on its own? What would even be the reason for it slowing down when you do literally nothing?

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Did you not noticed that?

Fashion district at 7pm

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>unironically believing the ccp

>Russian bioweapon
>Stolen and fucked with by China
>Doesn't kill krauts because they have slavic rapebabby genes, actual deaths in Russia are non-slavic ethnic groups and a few old farts

Happening confirmed.

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IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER KROGERS

MAH NIGGA

This should be very good for the economy. All the old farts are going to die and I won't have to pay their pension.

The real figures are out instead of flimsy ass Chinese or Jew figures

I heard soap works as well.

India Canada UK etc- Commonwealth

lmao you absolute loonspud

>Germany doesn't strike me as a country with a system that would lie that much

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Welp, all quiet in Siberia. I guess it will explode this summer. We already have like 20 or so cases but they are in central Russia and a few in Far East.
Muhh comfy Siberia.

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Underrated suggestion

Why haven't we gotten even a single Yas Forumstard with confirmed infection yet to come here and report?

Germans have access to more medication, in general a better immune system due to healthy food, etc. Can't compare with Chinese or Italians. They don't even have clean water.

ITS JUST THE FLU STOP ASKING QUESTIONS KEEP WORKING KEEP THAT GDP UP KEEP CONSOOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Australia was one of the first countries outside china to have a confirmed case. they also have a huge amount of chinese exchange students that would have been back and forth before lockdown. as of now they have 63 cases and 2 deaths...bring on the warmer weather

Damn bro. Same shit over here! Thanks for the info! Stay safe mein freund

Wir schaffen das!

What are you gonna do with all your social credits you keep earning? China is still under quarantine.

is there an actual way to make hand sanitizer yourself?


titos is only 40% alcohol, and the highest available alcohol i can find is 55% by volume.

you need 60, dont you? rubbing alcohol is sold out everywhere now too.

Could be covered up, or it has only affected healthy people that actually go out in public and aren't at risk

The body undergoes significant changes at 30, especially for males. This is likely
t. dr