/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1702

► Detected: 104,271 ► Died: 3,526

>NEWS
Italian party leader infected, ate in China place in "solidarity"
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China quarantine hotel collapses, 70 trapped
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Macron says epidemic unstoppable in France
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Man tasered after fight over toilet paper
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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>RESEARCH
Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

>REMINDER
China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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White House admits they lack tests
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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CDC refused to test infected man
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>LATEST CASES
16:42: First 2 cases in the Maldives. Both patients are foreign employees at a tourist resort.
16:35: 77 new cases in Germany.
16:15: 5 new cases in Iceland. Three of them are contacts of previous cases, the other two were infected abroad.
16:00: 9 new cases in Norway.
15:50: 43 new cases in Japan.
15:00: 21 new cases in Sweden.
14:37: 42 new cases and 1 new death in the United Kingdom. The death was previously reported in the media but has now been confirmed.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,652 (3,070) ► International 23,619 (456): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Iran 5,823 (145) Italy 4,636 (197) France 716 (11) D. Princess 696 (6) Spain 500 (10) Japan 461 (6) USA 335 (17) Switzerland 268 (1) UK 206 (2) Netherlands 188 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Iraq 46 (4) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 795 Belgium 169 Sweden 161 Singapore 138 Norway 136 Malaysia 93 Austria 79 Bahrain 66 Kuwait 61 Canada 54 Iceland 50 Greece 46 UAE 45 India 34 Denmark 27 Lebanon 22 Czechia 21 Israel 21 Portugal 20 Vietnam 20 Algeria 19 Finland 19 Palestine 19 Ireland 18 Oman 16 Egypt 15 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Russia 13 Croatia 12 Georgia 12 Qatar 12 Romania 12 Slovenia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Argentina 8 S. Arabia 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 Poland 6 N. Zealand 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Afghanistan 4 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Slovakia 3 Cambodia 2 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 S. Africa 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Malta 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +100 (+28) S. Korea +448 (+5) Iran +1,076 (+21) France +63 (+2) Spain +99 (+2) USA +16 (+2) Germany +125 Japan +41 Switzerland +54 UK +42 Netherlands +60 Belgium +60 Sweden +24 Singapore +8 Norway +9 Malaysia +10 Austria +13 Bahrain +6 Australia +1 Kuwait +3 Thailand +2 Iceland +5 Greece +1 India +3 Denmark +6 Czechia +2 Portugal +7 Vietnam +3 Algeria +2 Finland +4 Palestine +3 Brazil +1 Ecuador +1 Croatia +1 Georgia +3 Qatar +1 Romania +3 Slovenia +4 S. Arabia +2 Philippines +1 Poland +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Afghanistan +3 Slovakia +2 Cambodia +1 Maldives +2 S. Africa +1 Malta +1 Total +2,326 (+60)

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I want to fuck Corona-chan

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - Namefags and Tripfags are cancer

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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES
Arizona
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Illinois
Indiana
Kentucky
Maryland
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Washington
Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED
Alabama
Alaska
Arkansas
Delaware
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Louisiana
Maine
Michigan
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
New Mexico
North Dakota
Ohio
South Dakota
Vermont
Virginia
West Virginia
Wyoming

Went out today. Some mistery meat tweaker asked for a smoke and coofed at me. I walked away at autism speed and washed my hands as soon as I could.
Please /cvg/ hold me and tell me ill be ok.

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When the looting starts, make sure you have become comfortable sleeping with your gun

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> that triips
oh She'll fuck you too real nice and slooow

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Italy 5883
233 deaths
Damn

im coofing still can i come in /cvg/

Italy = fucked

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Reminder that you are all being a bunch of faggot liberals.

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-polarization/americans-divided-on-party-lines-over-risk-from-coronavirus-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN20T2O3

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user, I....

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wtf is wrong with Italy?

you went outside?
damn you fucking crazy

Keep one in your bathroom, can't be unarmed while taking a shit or showering. Also keep one in every room of the house

13 deaths in all of US. “Muh pandemic!”

I still remember when Italy went from 3 to 60 in two days and it freaked me out a bit

walk in your room and see this, what do?

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Nothing, you'll soon find out the truth in the US too

>3.420 Lombardia (+808)
>1010 Emilia-Romagna (+140)
>543 Veneto (+55)
>207 Marche (+48)
>207 Piemonte (+64)
>113 Toscana (+34)
>76 Lazio (+22)
>61 Campania (+4)
>51 Liguria (+19)
>42 Friuli Venezia Giulia (+11)
>35 Sicilia (+11)
>26 Puglia (+9)
>24 Umbria (+8)
>14 Molise (+2)
>14 Provincia autonoma di Trento (+4)
>11 Abruzzo (+2)
>5 Sardegna (-)
>3 Basilicata (-)
>8 Valle d’Aosta (+1)
>4 Calabria (-)
>9 Provincia autonoma di Bolzano(+5)

Mama Mia that’s a VERY spicy meat-a-ball!

>and coofed at me.
you're fucking infected.
better megadose on vitC's and hot toddy's then

G-GUYS I JUST COUGHED AND NOW MY LUNGS FEEL ITCHY AHHHH

Woo! Cornniggers still safe!!

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>italy

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Rest In Pepperoni Italia

The world is fucked friend. And that's okay, the cleansing of the weak has begun.

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SOME ONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Call the front desk and tell them to get the fucking maid out of my room.

>deep south still corona free
Hold! HOLD!

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just keep a small caliber boofed up your ass. that way you always have a gun on you and when you need to take a shit you can just take it out and service the weapon while you pooping.
thats two birds with one stone my man

>checked
she will be the one doing the fucking argiebro

Diamond Princess 6 Dead 245 recovered. It's the one place where mild cases were tested and therefore the ONLY place you should look to get an idea of how deadly the virus is. The only reasoning this is a little bit of a happening is because of the reaction to the virus, not the virus itself.

New York State: +21 cases, 0 deaths

If I have 1000ml of isopropanol (99%) how many ml's of aloeVera gel do I add to make an effective hand sanitizer?

I'm really terrible at maths

I still remember when people were telling me no one has died in the US and there were only 50 cases. Now there's no stopping this

#
"Mild" case don't require ICU or critical care, it just require hospitalisation. Because "mild" case is a fever that will essentially kill you at home or whatever, you degenerate mongrel.
You have no idea what you're talking about, subhuman scum. Stop posting.

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Europe is breaking 10,000 tomorrow or today?

BREAKING: Italy reports 1,247 new cases of coronavirus and 36 new deaths, raising total to 5,883 cases and 233 dead

>BREAKING: Italy reports 1,247 new cases of coronavirus and 36 new deaths, raising total to 5,883 cases and 233 dead

BREAKING: Italy reports 1,247 new cases of coronavirus and 36 new deaths, raising total to 5,883 cases and 233 dead

>BREAKING: Italy reports 1,247 new cases of coronavirus and 36 new deaths, raising total to 5,883 cases and 233 dead

BREAKING: Italy reports 1,247 new cases of coronavirus and 36 new deaths, raising total to 5,883 cases and 233 dead

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It's just a flu, bro.

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can I get a non-schizo update on the situation. a lot of people have been telling me this happening is cancelled. I mean, we're two months in and it's barely hit a hundred thousand infections and 4,000 deaths. I was told two weeks ago that there would be millions by now. why is it turning out to be nothing? everybody's saying it's just media hype now

>Hey, I remember you
>You're the old fart I used to work 13 hours a day for
>Are you enjoying your ICU? I'm sure you are, you wouldn't be alive without all these tubes
>It would be a real shame if someone came to steal your ICU bed, like a young lad like me, wouldn't it?

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So at what point did you finally realize that this is a legit happening and not the usual non-issue?

CORONA CHAN LEWDS NOW!!!! GIBS TO ME!!!!

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Italy has the epicenter of Christianity

Iran is giving Israel a lot of trpuble

Both nations are targets to Jews.

+++Reminder+++
Football match with over 80,000 people, 30km NEAR German Corona epicenter TODAY

Some people said the same thing with Italy lmao
You also have to account for people who died of the "influenza", since the CDC started testing just a week ago.

>Because "mild" case is a fever that will essentially kill you at home or whatever

This is your brain on doomerism

>Italy claims 1112 recovered as of today
>They didn't even have 100 cases 2 weeks ago
Yeah I think they need to tell us what counts as "recovered" more than ever.

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Every single person on the Grand princess will be tested so that will be a good petri dish to look at.

Shove a stick down your throat and scratch your lungs then.

Had some work to do for a client

THE SOUTH WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF CORONA-CHAN

backflip and break my nack

GET THE FUCK OUT PASTABROSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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This is actually common practice during pandemics, younger people have the priority

>Melodifestivalen at Friends tonight
Expect the Swedish numbers to bumb up conciderably in a few days because of shitty parenting and thots

Good to know you have it all figured out champ. Tell the markets, governments and the WHO.

>already triaging

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It's over...

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ITALY 28% DEATHRATE
>233 DEATHS to 589 RECOVERED
ITALY 28% DEATHRATE
>233 DEATHS to 589 RECOVERED
ITALY 28% DEATHRATE
>233 DEATHS to 589 RECOVERED

NO

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>Catching up with friend
>Mention I have a slight cold and should be fine (I think -- don't wanna be paranoid)
>"Haha well we can't all have Corona user! Besides, it's just a flu. Everyone's being way too extreme."
>"It's literally not a flu: it's a Corona virus"
>"I think it just started because those chinks were drinking too much corona ;-)"
I can't wait for the biggest I fucking told you so I've ever had

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Cancelled. We’re just Role playing now because it’s fun to pretend

Niggers are immune

Just for comparison, last saturday Italy's numbers were ~1150 total cases (infected+dead+recovered).
Today's new cases where 1100+.

You are currently witnessing a new disease become endemic, meaning this is never going away even with a vaccine. This will haunt us for many years to come. Millions will die just like with the flu.

F R A U D nurse

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But most people who go on cruises are elderly so how is that good data?
It's great if you want to know the effects exclusively on over 50s.

so its all but confirmed to be a bioweapon right?

source

And the first deaths were only a week ago.

Oh look another nothingburger general

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In Spain it's going to be the other way around. Save Politicians and Bankers. Save the boomers.

They're just ahead of the curve...

>more threads than new cases in Italy
do I need to say it

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start shooting the homeinvading nigger.

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they are only 1-2 weeks ahead from the rest of the West, just look at Spain,France or Germany numbers, besides that the most fucked country will be USA thanks to Cheeto president and libertarian health system

>Letting homeless approach you even without coronachan
For what purpose? Is he going to ask directions to his job?

>still stuck with +1
what went wrong perubros

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Shut up bitch

We can't quarantine the entire country down for a month, how would our economy keep afloat? The lives of a few old geezers aren't worth putting a halt on capitalism. Sorry /cvg/

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Never because as always nothing will happen

So WHO are doomers according to some shitalian subhuman?
Okay...

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link LINK

Better strategy: carry one on you at all times.
If you leave them all around the house, there's a possibility that someone could use them against you. I keep all my firearms on the top floor of my house. You could put then in a safe or hide them around your house, but then you might be wasting valuable time trying to access them.
The moral of the story?
>get strapped or get clapped

Thanks. it's disappointing but not surprising. what is surprising is that reddit seems to be the main place for doomers right now since this board has realized it's over. surprising to see normies getting fooled into believing this shit

because no one is testing americans you fucking idiot

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You tell me. It only became endemic in 3 months time of first being discovered. Is that organic to you?

When did the CDC changed their page to clearly state that you have to prep?

Yeah the real death rate is even lower.

Explain

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70% ipa so I would imagine 300ml oof aloevera gel? where you get the gel from sir?

user total recovered is 589. They have gone up sharply though, so I'm pretty sure these are BS.

Nothingburgerfags must get real tired carrying the goalposts around all day.

>"Mild" case don't require ICU or critical care, it just require hospitalisation.
wrong
mild and moderate (80% of all cases) are those that even include pneumonia but it is still possible to deal with it at home - get antibiotics for opportunistic infections and supportive medicine and you'll be good.
20% of cases - severe and critical - require hospitalization with some therapy, of which about 6% need mechanical ventilation (you are a vegetable).

Source!

They are actually reporting the cases correctly.

Dumb colgate is envy

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You are truly one obsessed individual.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7jOOISHBKE

>italy
>1,247 new cases
>36 new deaths
>total of 5,883 cases and 233 dead

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Quarantine every person at risk and do a mass infection program for young and healthy people.
In 1 month the virus is gone.

2 confirmed are rumored to be Russian doctors.

How many times have I coomed to corona-nee-san? I don't know, but it's progressing at an absolutely exponential level
Can't wait to see how big her boobs get once I have coomed 1 million times to her.

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They aren't going to. The only course of action is to treat this like a new outbreak of the flu and let those who cannot beat it die. This is the modern weakness culling, natural selection but induced by man

So now Lomardian hospital beds are full and someone is sick with corona, do they just drop off a suicide kit infront of the person's door so when they're tired of choking to death they can end the suffering?

The death rate will be a guaranteed 20%

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Where do you guys think we'll be in a month from now, so early april?

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>how would our economy keep afloat?
Fuck the economy
>b-but muh shekels
FUCKING MONEY AINT WORTH MY LIFE YOU SMELLY PASTANIGGERS AND GLOBOHOMO SLIME COCKSUCKERS

Nothingburger was somethingburger

FUCK YOU IRAN!
WE'RE BACK TO THE THIRD PLACE!
FIRST WESTERN COUNTRY WITH OVER 5800 CASES!

WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!

CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Have there been cases in American Samoa or Guam?

Wie ist das noch nicht abgesagt ?

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i wish this virus wasn't a nothingburger
i really do

>Austrian government is suspending direct flights to Iran and South Korea
>when there is five thousand cases next door
>and the borders are still open
>meanwhile they are doing their best to secure financial support for local hotels and other parts of the tourism sector
>schools remain open
>no one actually checks if self quarantine is enforced or not

Every day the news get worse, even if you completely ignore the number of cases here.

Ha...oh they got it..No one wants to waste money on testing the already filth ridden shithole.

Ignorance

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they are one of the only ones testing and reporting correctly. it reminds me a lot of the spanish flu, which was only named like this, because the spanish were the only ones not supressing information about it.

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chad paracetamol vs virgin coronachan

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The numbers reflect confirmed, positive-tested cases. If I had to guess I’d say the real numbers are 2-3x that. It’s not millions, but it’s clearly exponential.

I don’t know what to believe about China. At this point it’s more believable that they actually stopped its spread by trapping citizens in quarantine zones than that the numbers are still skyrocketing.

Amazon.

Dead

By then everyone you know, including ourselves will either contract the virus or know someone who did.

Normies don't give a shit at all. Happening for them will occur when people around them start to panic.

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There's way more China than there is in Italy, the Chinese are just fabricating numbers and pretending there is no problem. If there are now thousands of cases per day in Italy, then that means there are likely millions infected in China.

It's the crazies irl people start losing their minds. We're fucked

Based
Also
>just a flu bro

At this rate, everyone in Italy is infected in 45 days.

I was walking past him. Couldnt take another way

According to my quick calculations Europe is currently at 9000 something infected. 10,000 party tomorrow.

kek

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it'll be ok, or are you the oldest person on Yas Forums?

>ITALY 28% DEATHRATE

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Thank god my country have a ICU for every person!

leave it to a trap to store hit like a retard

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Are you kidding? Reddit is oblivious as ever, making jokes about old people dying and getting back to work even though Seattle is practically shut down. They are the worst NPC in the world.

>total of 5,883 cases and 233 dead
...so far

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The canceled testing so what will the state do next ? Seriously please tell me your thought

>Wuhanshington Sanctuary State Officials Asks 2.2 Million People To Stay Home, Schools Shut Down

>Wuhanshington Sanctuary State has recorded the most coronavirus cases, more than 80, and the highest number of deaths, 14

>CDC , coronavirus is now Endemic in Wuhanshington State , No more testing will be done!!

>CDC , nurses should not be wearing mask , only confirmed patients need to wear masks , not even jokin frenz

>Concessions vendor at XFL game attended by 22,000 people test positive for coronavirus in Seattle

>'County officials advise that no extra precautions are required for those who attended the Feb. 22 game
or who will attend upcoming events,' the county health department said in a statement.

>2500 infected returned home from The Grand Princess cruise ship Death voyage part 1 ,on Feb. 21

>Officials in King County, started setting up trailers in one neighborhood in what will become
a temporary quarantine village that initially won't have water or sewage
portable restroom will be set up on site
>health officials have bought a $4million motel for use as a coronavirus quarantine site

>Never Trumper Gov. Inslee Tours Maple Lane Quarantine Center

chronline.com/news/gov-inslee-tours-maple-lane-quarantine-center/article_39da2ff2-5e75-11ea-98c5-73e82e75550c.html

>The shortage of test kits is creating chaos for doctors and nurses as their triage efforts are complicated by testing restrictions and shortfalls
breaking :

Nothing. Ever. Happens.
It's just the flu, bro.
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No one in that picture is white.

How are there no deaths in Germany? I fucking hate those fucks

He looked remarkably like that guy

>It's just a flu bro

youtube.com/watch?v=qZqUUOXeUXk

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quick reminder that in the first 100 or so corona threads, EVERY happeningfag was spamming a graph predicting tens of millions of deaths by now
they will of course deny this, because these alzheimer cases and newfags don't realise anyone can check 4plebs to prove it

>Watching soccer
And nothing of value was lost

What is wrong with Chink numbers?

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>NRW-Gesundheitsminister Laumann sieht keinen Grund für eine Absage.

How do I not get infected? I might be able to survive this, but my boomer parents won't.

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Homeless user here. Bought 3m 7163 full face mask and latex long underwear as my base layer
How fucked am i

yes we are a shithole please never come here for your sake we are miserable here

>Local high school students just came back from Italy trip
>Retards not quarantined for 2 weeks
>One of the tickets got sick yesterday morning, fever and cough

How do I prepare for the possible infection in my state? As of right now I live in a USA state that has no cases.

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a death goddess doesn't want to be in a lab forever, you know.

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Man, poor chinks, they deserve it, but still poor chinks man...

>IS 589 RECOVERED TOTAL OR 589 NEW RECOVERIES IN ITALY?
>IS 589 RECOVERED TOTAL OR 589 NEW RECOVERIES IN ITALY?
>IS 589 RECOVERED TOTAL OR 589 NEW RECOVERIES IN ITALY?

War ja klar, ich mach mal nen /cvg/erman

It's too lethal and communicable to be made by nature. As much as I wish and thought it was a natural virus but all signs point to a design virus. Add in the fact we know bioweapons were being smuggled around in normal postal services without any biohazard stickers or hard shell packaging and yeah it look like an accidental release of an engineered virus.

>Dozens trapped as China quarantine hotel collapses

bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51784167

OH shit. Corona can even collapse buildings

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you're the ones moving the goalpost.

>omg it's happening there's been 10,000 cases in china already
>omg it's happening there's not been any new cases in China because they quarantined

>omg it's happening there's a handful of cases in the US
>omg it's happening because there are more cases than we know about. It's 10x worse than the media is saying!!!

>omg it's happening it has a 10% lethality
>omg it's happening it has a 7% lethality
>omg it's happening it has a 3% lethality
>omg it's happening it has a 1% lethality

Come on, there's a point where you have to give up

headtopics.com/it/coronavirus-limite-d-eta-per-terapia-intensiva-priorita-a-chi-ha-piu-probabilita-di-sopravvivenza-11731212

Its pretty much out online homie

Cuomo (governor of NY) live twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1236336781248704513

>If you do not comply with the voluntary quarantine, there are other measures we will take. So please, comply with the voluntary quarantine

He's also calling out the CDC for being slow and hindering the efforts of local cities

21 new cases in NY, it's out of control
Amtrak trains being cancelled due to lack of demand
WA in crisis mode
OR spreading fast

Over new 100 cases in US just YESTERDAY. This is only beginning

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Can't wait for the ultimate irony when he get's diagnosed with the virus.

There are now 50+ versions of corona so to speak of the virus as if it has one knowable set of characteristics is wrong.

>"How much for that corned beef?"

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You cannot escape this. It would be like trying to protect against the flu, with no herd immunity good luck

We are just playing, Corona-chan is like a Meme and just when we ignore her it will gone nigger.

3.9% --- 4% case-fatality in italy

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success breeds jealousy dear Eidgenosse

Someone fill me in on what's changed in the last 3 days.

I just woke up. Whats this about the hotel in China?

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Nigger, are you blind? There are a million white confetti behind.

Why did you throw all this shit on the ground?
What the fuck is your problem organize it retard
Im fucking visibly upset

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Either alcohol kills the virus or it doesn't

Make up your minds you fucking retards

Sauce?

Is quarantine over in China?

Today I finished tweaking the first draft of a pandemic projection model that simulates the spread of the coronavirus in the United States. The model’s predictions are nothing short of apocalyptic if the virus is allowed to spread without restraint across the United States. According to the model, there will be 2.16 million dead Americans by July 4th if domestic travel is not aggressively halted very soon (see the full projections below). This is not a prediction, since I believe that state governments and the federal government will intervene long before July 4th to declare, essentially, medical martial law. That is now the only remaining option to stop the spread. It must be done soon. It may already be too late to prevent millions from getting infected.

Before we get to the conclusions of the model, here are the assumptions. As you will quickly see, these are very conservative assumptions:

> R0 value of 1.82, spread out across 14 days. In other words, every 1 infected person spreads the virus to another 1.82 additional people over the course of 14 days. This addresses the “velocity” of the spread. The daily velocity here is 0.13, meaning 1 person spreads to an average of 0.13 additional people per day. (Over 14 days, that’s 1.82 people.)

> After 14 days, a 98% recovery rate for previously infected people.

> No “recurring infections” for previously infected people.

> A 2% mortality rate among those who are infected. The WHO currently says mortality is 3.4% but we are going with a lower number to keep these projections more conservative. This model assumes they die after 14 days and then stop spreading once dead.

> Under this model, the number of total aggregate infections roughly doubles in a little over 7 days.

> We assume a newly infected person become infectious after 24 hours of being infected and remains infectious for the full 14 days, then stops being infectious because they are either immune or dead.

Are the Italian cases primarily from tourism or the large amount of Chinese migrant workers in Northern Italy?

Is this exponential

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poo po po po poooo poo
POO PO PO PO POOOO POO

32 new cases in New York, United States.
New York Governor Cuomo declares state of emergency due to coronavirus

You schizo fucks make me laugh man. I ask again for source proving that this was a bioweapon.

NEW YORK IN STATE OF EMERGENCY
>NEW YORK IN STATE OF EMERGENCY

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is dr john campbell a real doctor or is he a fraud? i was thinking his bedroom looked a bit modest for a retired doctor

total

That's the newly recovered for today is what people were saying but I can't speak Italian so I'll take your word.
Still utter shite though.

How long 'till Italy over takes Korea? Tomorrow, or Monday?

B-Baka!! X3

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Nearly 40 now

Why is it spreading like wildfire in north Italy?

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> Those who recover or are dead are removed from the “actively infected” pool so that the simulation only accounts for those who have acquired a new infection within the last 14 days.

> We are aware that 14 days may not be the final correct number, but it is a working number for the current draft of this model. This model will be updated with new data over time.

> The number of newly infected is calculated daily. In essence, this projection model is “compounded” daily.

Caveats and possible weaknesses:

> This model is still in a rough draft form and will no doubt be improved as additional data become available. The model is not yet peer reviewed and should not be cited as predictions or facts.

> The 2% mortality rate used in the simulation has a lag time of 14 days, so if you look at the raw numbers, it doesn’t appear to be 2%. That’s because we assume it takes 14 days for infected people to expire.

> The model assumes no strong intervention from anti-viral drugs, vaccines, government quarantines, medical martial law or similar reconfigurations on social mobility. Thus, this model predicts a scenario where nothing is done to contain the virus. In reality, this model is therefore not predictive for the real world over the long run for the simple reason that such strong interventions are inevitable. (In other words, state and national leaders must intervene or everyone will eventually get infected.)
Here’s what the “Adams model” shows: 2.16 million dead Americans by July 4th if strong travel restrictions are not put in place

As with every exponential growth curve, the numbers appear quite small at first, then suddenly explode as time goes by.

>>If you do not comply with the voluntary quarantine, there are other measures we will take. So please, comply with the voluntary quarantine
"voluntary" with a threat lol

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Kek

>disastrous health disasters

see:

Triage in favor of youth takes place once all Jews have beds

yes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Additional notes / disclaimers:

> These are mathematical projections that assume no strong interventions such as martial law, travel restrictions, social isolation, etc. These numbers are nowhere near “worst case,” however, since they only use an R0 value of 1.82 (the real virus is believed to be closer to 6.6).

> If the numbers don’t seem to “add up,” that’s because there’s a 14-day lag time for the newly infected. Only after 14 days are they either alive and cured (98%) or dead and non-infectious (2%). But during the 14 days they are “actively infectious” and spreading the virus via R0=1.82.

> We will update these projects as the model acquires new data. We are calibrating the model based on the number of reported deaths, which we (foolishly) assume is accurate. This assumption may be false, meaning the reality of the situation may be far worse than this model predicts.

Pandemic model, Revision 1, using data up to March 5, 2020 to calibrate projections. Geographic scope is the United States of America only (doesn’t include Canada):

> By April 4th, 2020, if no travel restrictions are put in place:
> 8,645 actively infected and transmitting on this day
> 580 cumulative dead since day one, with 58 deaths on this day
> 5,432 cumulative recovered since day one

> By May 4th, 2020, if no travel restrictions are put in place:
> 122,529 actively infected and transmitting on this day
> 10,432 cumulative dead since day one, with 910 deaths on this day
> 85,332 cumulative recovered since day one

It's about to plateau.

Time and tv listing

how many are cured?

cvg happeningfags are pathetic

It's confirmed to be endemic. As in this will historically be the marking point when humans all contracted this virus and the weak died in the millions.

they don't wash their hands

Death Goddess, user. Praise it

> By June 4th, 2020, if no travel restrictions are put in place:
> 1.7 million actively infected and transmitting on this day
> 153,000 cumulative dead since day one, with 12,960 deaths on this day
> 1.2 million cumulative recovered since day one

> By July 4th, 2020, if no travel restrictions are put in place:
> 24.3 million actively infected and transmitting on this day
> 2.16 million cumulative dead since day one, with 183,000 deaths on this day
> 17.1 million cumulative recovered since day one

From here, the numbers only become more apocalyptic and irrelevant, since no governor or president will allow this exponential growth to continue unabated. For example, if allowed to run without restraint, the simulation says the number of infected Americans by August 5th will exceed the population of the entire country, which is obviously an impossibility since it would run out of people to infect first.

The upshot of this model is that you can now safely assume there will be severe travel restrictions put in place across America.

The chances of that occurring are as close to 100% as you can get, barring some miraculous intervention such as a spontaneous cure or act of God. Because if travel restrictions are not put in place, America falls.

she gonna deep throat those lungs

I got sick today, and i feel like a fucking retard about it.

Easier to list uninfected

there are only 2 strains. every virus mutates constantly, you can't count every minor mutation as a new strain. 99% have 0 noticeable effects on the virus

It's all the plastic foam they use to pad the concretes. Corona-chan is amazing, but collapsing buildings is not something she can do.

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Mass hysteria manufactured by the media.

Cool. Let us know when you finished LARPing too.

NEW YORK STATE OF EMERGENCY

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reminder WHO defined mild as potentially having anything up to pneumonia...

This is such a Chinese news story.
>Shitty chinese buildings collapse on coofing chinks.
I bet it started when an out of control rickshaw crashed into one of the corners of the building.

Fucking football fags, today the head of the Serie A admitted that if a football player results positive for COVID-19 the whole football season will be suspended.

Take in consideration we already have closed door matches. Football is dumb as fuck and I say this as an ex fan

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>Macron says epidemic unstoppable in France

What did he mean by this?

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spotted the newfag

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oh shit, thought it was all over

Refer to this table from Civil Protection."DIMESSI GUARITI" = "DISMISSED CURED" for what it's worth. 589 since the start of national reporting

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Because they do not respect the 1m+ personal sphere and kiss the homless on their cheeks

Be thankful for what you have anons.

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ITALY NUMBERS @ 07 Mar 2020
Cases: +1145
Deaths: +36
Recoveded: +589

nothing state of emergency?

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Is it mutating that fast?

Holy shit that quarantine hotel collapse in China. 30+ reported dead.

Inb4 they emerge from the rubble as zombies

>this

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Go to the wilderness, build a cottage with a mini farm, build barbed wires around the property, make sure you're one drive away from gas station, groceries and ammos, buy hazmat suit and wear it when buying something, have a UV strobe and solar panels to charge your UV devices.

you and me both, bro.

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At this rate about 2500 people are going to die to corona in Italy this year. Wow what a horrible black death disease

this desu the "mild" cases can have horrible pneumonia it just means you don't need machine assistance to breathe

The media has been downplaying this if anything. If they were freaking out even more that wouod be too truthful for them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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tamiflu can help with the neurological effects and reduce the spread in the body. Buy some until its not too late

can't wait to pozz all germany.
The thought of destroying Germany is giving me a rock hard erection

>NEW YORK IN STATE OF EMERGENCY

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what the actual fuck is that?
I've seen Antarctica more times

Unless you eat raw meat, the virus won't be transmitted. 99.99 percent of the time you eat meat do you get sick? No. Are 100 percent of the animals you eat healthy? No.

Cooking meat gets rid of most diseases like flus and shit.

>anyone who isn't either too dishonest or too senile to remember what happeningfags were saying in old threads is a newfag

>BUT IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO
>NEW YORK DECLARES STATES OF EMERGENCY ALL TIME DURING FLU SEASON
>IT'S JUST THE FUCKING FLU TRUST US!

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>can't die of kung flu if you're dead because a building fell on you first

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Wait two weeks, Spain will be the same

>M-Masks don't work bro, don't use them
>M-Masks are not for you bro, they are for professionals only
That's how quickly the narrative changed. Always a sign of elite panic.

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>I.Q. = 16

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RARE

>>
theyve been building Frankenstein chi era viruses in labs for many years, and it was CONTROVERSIAL

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I praise it every morning I think it's beautiful. I just don't think it was manufactured in a lab as a bioweapon by kikes/chinks/whatever user hates most.

total

Singapore said the same maybe a month ago. This is what you do if you are alraedy on the mitigation stage.

Heal the world, make it a better place.
For you and for me and the entire human race.

First 2 cases of coronavirus in the Maldives
First 2 cases of coronavirus in the Maldives
Oh no. How awful to be in quarantine lock down in paradise

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236335777212256256

you need to calculate the cured ones
the rate is low

Don't worry about virus!
We have chinese peepo!

this a good point. a rare positive positive outlook or this board.

so still 0.4%, roll a 250 sided dice, if it's a zero be afraid

It crushes your balls

i'd hit it. just saying.

How are you doing taco?

italy is second place worldwide regarding life longevity. so it's pretty much an old people's nation. kinda expected to have higher deathrates

Better desu?

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Sadistic Choice .jpg

Russians + vodka = immune

2 new cases in Alberta, Canada not being reported on because the government hides behind the term “presumptive”
Check the Alberta government website.....1 in Edmonton, 1 in Calgary. Edmonton guy roamed for 10 days with it.

What are they going to do in two-three weeks from now? Active euthanasia?

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alive hopefully

IT

FUCKING

B E G I N S

youtube.com/watch?v=8lSNNyHzmc4

youtube.com/watch?v=b8LLVLJd-WM

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draconian lockdown, but you'd have to think it's still raging in china

Corona-chan is healing the world. Who else could have solved the clown world problem but her? There will only be ONE law in the future: Might makes right.

Based

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The only way I will heal the world is after all the (((parasites))) have been exterminated.

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it is now saturday instead of wednesday
earth has spun three times around its axis
we have travelled 3/365 circles around the sun

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Not a LARP!

I think I'm sick lads, I woke up today feeling weird, I've got a temperature which isn't considered fever yet, but it's on the verge of being a fever. I feel weak and I have a small cough... I may be fucked men, I work all over Londanistan but I live in the East Midlands. As shit as this may be, the world needs a reset. Bad times create strong men. Good luck all. Time to self isolate. I hope to fuck it's just normal flu or something. Deus Cult!

>at this rate
>gets faster every single day
>went full retard

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Because they wave their hands about and flick bugs all over each other.

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vaccuum your carpet you gargantuan cretin

Thank you for doing the math on all of this. I feel sorry for those who cannot see the writing on the wall. This will get a lot worse before people wise up and I'm glad those with a sense of reason still exist.

I recognize that carpet. See you soon.

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Governor Cuomo says anxiety is worse than the virus.

WEW LADS

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9th most densely populated country on earth.

>>gets faster every single day

lmao

Daily Reminder

The German Government already simulated this Outbreak in an insanely prophetic way already in 2012.

Results

Everyone Infected as Epidemic sweeps across the World in Waves.

10% of Germany dies within 3 years.
Total Collapse of the Health System.
The Goverment will have to choose between who to save and who to let die.

The Parameters used in the Simulation are less lethal than today.

We're fucked.

>Turn 360 degrees

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Fucking auto correct!

DEUS VULT!

Italy has 4% mortality rate now

3/10 nigger tier

AND SUCKED

Take care now

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fuck the knicks

Chuckled a bit too much bro

>dozens of dead / decaying corpse ridden bodies crushed
>Alive people trapped force to breathe tainted air
>Sewage / water / tainted air all mixed in the building
The chinks just created the perfect fucking breeding ground for a new strain kind of explains how this happened in the first place.

>/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1702 Anonymous (ID: hwdcEQGn) 03/07/20(Sat)12:07:18 No.246938692

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THREADS BARELY LAST 20 MIN

PLEASE SLOW DOWN I CANT KEEP IOT WITH THE HAPPENINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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Do you have the other ones of these? For research

I enjoy his videos

but I think he should not call it covid. such a boring name

Alle Deutschen reportieren sich bitte hier
Germans only, austrians tolerated

I have a client who files back from a 2 week trip to the Netherlands this week. Wants to meet friday. Boss hasn't cancelled yet
>guess who's calling in sick that day.

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>wtf is wrong with Italy?
meds love to live in each other's laps

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hello newfriend.