Brit/pol/ Tea time Edition

>Another canal drowing, A WOMAN was pulled from the Kennet & Avon Canal in Devizes yesterday (Thursday) and rushed to hospital.
narrowboatworld.com/12088-another-canal-drowning

>Broken sewer closes Grand Canal, IF YOU are one of those that take boating holidays on the Irish canals, its Grand Canal has a stoppage until June.
narrowboatworld.com/12087-broken-sewer-closes-grand-canal

>Ex-Smiths frontman Morrissey returning to Israel for 2 shows, Yas Forums rejoices.
timesofisrael.com/ex-smiths-frontman-morrissey-returning-to-israel-for-2-shows/

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First for are Mozza
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>Supermarkets blast Matt Hancock's 'fanciful, bogus and misleading' claims about mass food deliveries to the sick
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8085013/Supermarkets-blast-Matt-Hancocks-fanciful-claims-mass-food-deliveries.html

I'm confused lads.
Is Pube playing both sides and he's Manhands or is he actually fending off the tranny predator and protecting the lads?

LET ME IN

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dont care.
if pubes is manhands its one of his most boring larps ever

id hit it t b h

Is manhands a trannie then?

yes

reminder that we will never get a working vaccine for this virus.

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From what I've seen, yea. Posted a fat flabby or gyno tit, lil man nipple, hairy. I haven't been keeping up with it but I think Pube may have exposed it on another board.

i dont know anything

I am cutting, this is how it shall be done!

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mind vertically for results horizontally for attention

Dont care what you are, just askin, have you got any family to call for help?

ah okay

noooooooooo
OD on Parmesan instead

all i know is you're either fat or a tranny and i dont know which is worse

and if you were anything like me you wouldn't be begging no name tripfags for anything

spastic

what are you on about now kike?

Why is the RAF advertising space guarding jobs?
What threat do they anticipate?

i should've said you're fat either to make myself clear

fat either way***

Pasta la vista

that's a bastardisation of Spanish though

sorry to hear about your family, you should deffoe go docs to try and get help for your issues, if you are feeling unsure call samaritans they can help as well
samaritans.org/
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alright manhands im done being a cunt come back im tired of these boring spastics

i miss the days before this pandemic. it's impossible to enjoy anything, knowing what's coming soon.

>35 cases 3 days ago
>206 today
Nervous laughter

that's just detected cases. there are definitely thousands of asymptomatic carriers walking about right now.

Well, this funny

I wasn't actually going to make a thread today. I really couldn't be fucked to be honest. But Holy shit you cunts literally can't make a decent thread without me, can you? Like, you physically just can't fucking do it. Some of you have been so busy calling me Seethe that you've been blinded by YOUR OWN seethe and have stopped covering important news in the OP. On top of that, without sometimes the OP is just random bullshit or empty.

Right, with that said
It's time for a proper fucking brit/pol/

*SNAP* this is going in my seethe cringe folder.

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Why I'm Giving Up Hope for this God-Forsaken Country

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can u faggot muslims contain whatever 'this' is to a discord server. you're wasting gookmoots bandwidth with this coronation street drama.

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No

Fuck the queen and fuck the british people

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We don't think about you
Most zoomers don't even know what a Falklands island is

>I'm muslim
>God forbid I live in a muslim country
I hate hippocrites.

Boris is too weak to lead us in this time of crisis.

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Oh you'd prefer it if you were doing the fucking for a change you spic rapebaby

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Yeah I get you. Need to get a job but I’m so unmotivated.

I'm so drunk now
Finally maybe I can sleep
Goodnight
It's ok pubes I know

Batten down yer hatches lads, more storms predicted next week with a super full moon/spring tide. Monday

Sick of storms desu

Bump
We'll use this next

based and recycle-pilled

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Hopefully a rat gets stuck in the Thames barrier

house price drop of 20% in the next 6 months, calling it

finally gonna get a house lads, thank-you coronachan

Most kino move? For me it's white flight to just outside of London. Apparently it happens loads in South London, basically everything between Caterham and Crawley, that's where I wanna move to.

Can't see it dropping that much mate. Lots of boomers will have gifted their homes to family members in their will.

tell me she doesn't look like Apu, the wobbly lips is spitting image of the little autist

KEK

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someone do a begum one, i know theres talent in this thread

they'll be forced to sell because of inheritance tax which the rest of their estate won't cover because all boomers have saved is their shitty house

Crawley isn't much better than Croydon, catetham is ok but expensive

Phwoar

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This.

It is imperative that she looks like a spastic though.

SERVE FISH AND CHIPS WITH TARTAR SAUCE YOU FUCKIN BARBARIANS WHAT THE FUCK IS CHINESE CURRY SAUCE !?!?! THE FUCK OUTA HERE WITH THAT GAY SHIT

>Crawley isn't much better than Croydon,

oh come on, Crawley is much better than Croydon

Just came back from co-op and there was a beggar wearing clean air forces, they actually looked decent

wtf? who would even donate that to him?

God I loathe this capitalist slagheap.

Lads! If you haven't signed yet, please do.
Release the Home Office's Grooming Gang Review in full.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

>White British account for 84.5% of the population and 15.5% of people are from other ethnic backgrounds. People of Indian and Pakistani origin account for 4.5% and 3% of the population respectively.

they make loads mate. some hundreds a day.

What have you got against
Fish chips and beans
Fish chips and curry
Fish chips and gravy

This image will either intimidate you or inspire you.

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It's 15 minutes on Thameslink it's basically an extension of South Croydon

for fuck sake
i don't even care about the indians but 4.5% paki is a little worrying.

>15.5% other ethnic backgrounds
so... if 6.5% is indian and paki and the other 8% cant be all afro/caribbean, it must be a mix.. some other europeans, asians etc
not too bad, could be worse.

serve it with tartar sauce as god intended
what the fuck is wrong with you people

still, better than actually living in south london. godstone and the surrounding areas seem like nice little white communities. i wouldn't mind raising children around there

Gravy is the supreme chippy condiment, ya poof

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Moaty had top tier lats.

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Been ordered to shave lads

based

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yeah on gravy fries or cheese fries
not as a pairing with fish, tartar sauce is the only acceptable condiment with fish and chips

there should be a millions signatures by now what the fuck cunts get this signed and shared around the media are hiding it

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