Brit/Pol/ - Sweet Female Attitude edition

give me gear thank you dear bring your sister over here

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- darksydephil'd eddie -

a man not denied his cums

derek wits happened tae you son

my boy it's dagger

Cam on Wales

no seriously paypal me some cash for gear and tell your sister to unblock my number

INGERLAND!!

i'm not abusing my gf ffs
i'm simply testing the limits of stockholm syndrome

this isn't true
i love her

POLYNESIA!

i could be in toruble wae the polis rite noo

nah sorry

he can unblock your mum

you're a creep

manhands is going to regret missing out on this t b h

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

She messaged me saying alcohol is more imprtant than her
i had to lie and say no

african country. muslim capital

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you're smitten

Mary and the Witch's Flower is about to start on Film4

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youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ

Uma Delicia

i've decided i to reject evolution and believe in intelligent design, just not by god, but by ET's.
also why are people hoarding toilet roll in tesco? why don't they buy fairy liquid, or saw dust masks from B&Q?
i was meant to meet a japanese girl from tinder today but she ghosted me

Why do I hate Fleetwood Mac you say?
Because it’s divorce music. Divorce is bad for society, just because this band (which has made millions of it) have made catchy tunes of it doesn’t make it any better.
The phenotypes of their listeners are wine aunties, and I hate wine aunties.

Actually decent grime

youtube.com/watch?v=6mF2EC66LgY

youtube.com/watch?v=nEZ9a89vlYo

Today Corona Chan is heading back to Scotland to tour the windy highlands.

"Wow, a haggis!" - Corona Chan, 2020

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You're wearing flip flops right now aren't you? Tell the truth

youtube.com/watch?v=1n2cyZt5IDE

Late night factory shift music. Like A-ha, Men at work, beautiful south, simply red etc.

What's the rugby score? Phone posting an cba looking at bbc

>cba looking at bbc

lie of the decade

i'd shag a wine auntie right about now

>be me
>white, non-religious
>dating a Muslim girl

Is this a really dumb idea?

She's against the whole sex before marriage thing and seems to be lying to herself that I'm husband material to somehow make it less bad that shes physical with me.

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yeah decent, forgot about that.

youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY

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How hard is it too Google England Vs Wales?

7-0 England

Thanks

Rest of you are nonces

you'd probably do a cider uncle too, fucking sodomite

this is THE skepta tune
youtube.com/watch?v=czLQoG01PFs

back
ready to sacrifice myself to the wine god

dont waste your life mate, sex ain't everything, but its is still a part of a healthy relationship

back on the echo falls are ye manhands?

youtube.com/watch?v=D8TCZl8TLwM

kek

Dickhead

Vergissmeinnicht (Forget-me-not)

Three weeks gone and the combatants gone
returning over the nightmare ground
we found the place again, and found
the soldier sprawling in the sun.

The frowning barrel of his gun
overshadowing. As we came on
that day, he hit my tank with one
like the entry of a demon.

Look. Here in the gunpit spoil
the dishonoured picture of his girl
who has put: Steffi. Vergissmeinnicht.
in a copybook gothic script.

We see him almost with content,
abased, and seeming to have paid
and mocked at by his own equipment
that's hard and good when he's decayed.

But she would weep to see today
how on his skin the swart flies move;
the dust upon the paper eye
and the burst stomach like a cave.

For here the lover and killer are mingled
who had one body and one heart.
And death who had the soldier singled
has done the lover mortal hurt.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/246523271/#q246541964

surely you have to become muslim to marry her?
i actually knew a guy who did this, converted to islam to marry his malaysian sixth form sweetheart, proper numale gimp

You can't have a healthy relationship with a 5 year old you fucking pedo

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Islam is pretty cool
you don't have to convert but it's something interesting to learn about

I'm not looking to marry her and I dont think she thinks we'll ever be anything serious.

you're on the sex offenders register but you've never even had sex

you cant even look up a score on your phone mate, so fuck off

Fucking hell, I never thought about this but yea.

Just saw a TFL bus in Hastings?? Wtf

kek

can you imagine the scenes though

youtube.com/watch?v=OLV1VvZtznI

youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1Ue_5kq8

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Yes and now his emo blog posting on brit/pol/ makes sense.

Fk me Tyan Booth posts here doesnt he?

... Well, this funny

I wasn't actually going to make a thread today. I really couldn't be fucked to be honest. But Holy shit you cunts literally can't make a decent thread without me, can you? Like, you physically just can't fucking do it. Some of you have been so busy calling me Seethe that you've been blinded by YOUR OWN seethe and have stopped covering important news in the OP. On top of that, without sometimes the OP is just random bullshit or empty.

Right, with that said
It's time for a proper fucking brit/pol/

post a picture you spastic right fucking now

he doesn't post here you know
he doesn't post here you know
no,
he doesn't post here

why do you keep pushing me man, im not a nonce, and would be quite happy for them to be all executed

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of what