/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1700

in b4 that faggot in the tiny basement posts his shitty raider LARP

What is a reasonable worst case scenario?

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how you die

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Did we have a good run ??

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Reminder that this is nothing compared to the Spanish Flu.

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This. It can't get bad if societal collapse is a state of mind

Why are they not testing/treating/aggressively quarantining asymptomatic cases?

It's probably incompetence, and not wanting to cause panic and increase case totals, in order to save the economy.

However there could be another reason: It could be an attempt to evolve and spread asymptomatic variants in the community, in an attempt to kill off the stronger and more deadly strains of the virus.

If this is really what they are doing, it's a wild Hail-Mary. They better hope that the pre-symptomatic spread is very, very limited. Data so far suggests that it isn't.

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Dead thread

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Extinction.

PUT THE CORONA CHAN LEWDS IN THE BAG NOW!!!!

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wtf RARE

Remember to not wash yourself! Don't clean your hands, don't wash your face, don't shower. As Saint Jerome said; "He who has bathed in Christ has no need for a second bath."

The less you care for the body, the closer to God you are. Are you smelling badly because you haven't bathed in a long time? Good! That smell is Alousia, the Odor of Sanctity. The worse you smell, the closer to Salvation your soul is.

Viruses and disease come to those with sinful bodies! Have you gotten infected by the Coronavirus? You need to punish your body! You can free yourself from the infection by engaging in flagellation and self-harm. Hit yourself! Whip yourself! Cut yourself! Starve yourself! This will punish your sinful flesh and bring your soul closer to the Divine. If you punish your body earnestly, the Lord God will see your suffering and free you from the virus.

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Rare

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>dried out
Worthless

Aboard the cruise ships, people under the age of 20 were infected with equal intensity as everyone else.
They probably have a higher chance of surviving though.

Humanity will survive this!

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Death of the human race

MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION
>MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION
MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION
>MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION
MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION
>MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION
MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION
>MONEY HAS NO VALUE IN A SHTF SITUATION

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>Reasonable
>Worst case scenario
Pick one

Ain't it very mutative too? It mutates new strains pretty often? Thought I saw some timeline from a month ago saying there was at least 90 distinct strains or something.

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lmao, saved.

The world is about to end.

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Friendly reminder some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Based.

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0.000000000000000000% survivors

day of the rake doesn't happen

the Spanish flu killed 2-3% according to WHO, whereas this is 3,4% according to them retard

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Reminder that epidemiologists say it's on a similar level.

>We might never get F.F., part 7 or part 8 animated
>We might never get part 9 written
Why even live

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We can only hope that's te case, but we have no confirmation

may Corona-chan completely tear down chyna and russia and the usa.

fuck having any superpower nations anymore, we go full Planet AnCapistan before our Sun burns down half the world with its micronova event.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu

incompetence but also market has to go on

I will be the last poster on /cvg/ when society falls.

TRIPFAG DETECTED

You are nothing compared to me

is that a real monkey?

Why the fuck is Washington state no longer testing? Why does the CDC keep trying to play tricks to keep our numbers from being honest?

Thousands will die because of these games.

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we'll still have the most powerful race

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good fuck jojofags

IIRC correctly the percentage drops over time, but yeah, this thing is going to go unchecked for as long as it wants.

that monkey kinda cute tho

muttling

A poo by any other name is just as fragrant.

Can we DIY respirators ? If i run a line to a compressor with a SO2 monitor, will that work ??

ooof

You and Gary

No confirmed cases in Ohio. Feels good.

>No point predicting a happening that's already underway

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He's having a meltdown lol

youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

>You can actually legally own a 9 mm pistol at your home in Denmark if you’re an active member of a shooting range and have been training for 2 years at the range

Considering to register myself if this doesn’t become apocalypse happening and life does go on as normal

I hope there’s not some retarded rule about not being allowed to have ammo at home or something similar

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looks like a lemur

Me and Gary.

So, i was looking for any news on the shut down of a Düsseldorfer school, no luck.

Thing is, my kid goes to the school, i know exactley what is going on.

Dieter Forte school is shut down for 3 weeks, on their homepage they say it will maybe open again on monday which is a totall lie.
No news on the shut down.
Gesundheitsminister, biggest asshole and mostly corrupt as fuck, told the parents on friday that everything is fine, in full controll they told. But the nummbers say otherwhise. NRW still has the highest infection rate, yeah i wonder why. Anyway.
After he said " We do things differently here in Düsseldorf" Shit hit the fan and everyone went full angry on him. He was forced to shut down the school for three weeks. But for some odd reason, no news on the shut down and on the homepage we read some shit like, "we might open up again on 9th or 10th of march".

Something odd is going on in NRW, anons, i don't know what but something isn't righ there. As if they want this to get big.

Societal lock down for some time, collapse of health care systems, death for around 1-2 billion people (not only virus but hunger and martial law), third world going back to stone age. The worst thing is this could be a thing for multiple waves. Third world could become really unstable

>boomer dad grew up on canned food
>always has at least some canned goods in our cabinet
>went grocery shopping a week before normies started to panic buy
>mostly bought canned goods, dried pasta, shit that will last years
>he says the virus will be bad but nothing for me to worry about
Can't tell if he lurks here or is just always prepared for the worst

>Yet

It lives in poop. It’s everywhere.

So how is selling your country to the chinks working for you?

Also, R A R E

How will Bill Mitchell's career look like in June/July?

Presuming he isn't in a coffin/respirator yet.

Which states are next?

What does Walmart smell like?

Thats not tripfagging, just spamming

Chinese are using AI and thermal scanning to see people's temperatures

>Just a flu bro

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Oi I die laffin every time I see that.

Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and turn her more powerful
Also gaze into this sigil while doing it

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THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY, JOE

YOU'RE ALL ON YOUR OWN

So it will kill Indians? Based

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12 cases in rromania

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>10. It turns your lungs into a Windows95 screensaver

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If the recovery period is 3-6 weeks, then how could there have been recovered patients in January?

Lol

I have the 50k,90k and 100k is there any more of these?

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Exactly like what would happen if they had to disinfect people sick with it after it got away from them because there's no cure.
So much for just a flu!

Id expect an explosion in Hawaii eventually. Whenever they get around to testing.

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in Italy it´s rising. Last 3 days have been 3,4%, 3,8% and 4,2%

People said the same as you say in China but over time it went higher, not lower. In China it started around 2,2%

Way easier to just get a hunting license, buy a safe, and have a rifle at home.

For a pistol, the chairman of the club have to sign off on you being a responsible person.

He's cute.

not only there but everywhere in Germany, Bayern isnt different either.

newfren detected

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That's overall fatality though is it not for Spainish Flu? I imagine that the spanish flu actually had a higher CFR.

That being said, with current populations and globalism I wouldn't doubt COVIDs capability at reaching higher numbers, just probably does in reality have a lower CFR is all.

>just always prepared for the worst
Boomers have lived through past misery
He probably learnt a thing or two as opposed to the majority that forgets hardships the moment they pass

Billy?

>CDC can't get enough tests out
>"let's call it endemic, then we don't have to test AND it's not an outbreak"
Please, Corona-chan, wipe us out.

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Truly based

Put your faith in God and let His will be done

there's an old rumor on outer Yas Forums that Corona-chan also survives on sweat. i'll have to consider that to be true at this point in time.

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 13 (THIRTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 13 (THIRTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 13 (THIRTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE ALMOST AT THE END OF THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION. YOU ALMOST MADE IT.
YOU MAY HAVE MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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Why is there toilet paper shopped in your picture? - I didn't want you to think I have no toilet paper

Drawfag said in an older thread they are working on new ones.

Outbreak started in 2019

I will stab you with my kitchen knife and you will die.

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Being the anal slave of china is fun. Entry for chinese and italians has been stopped. No word on actions for coreans.

RARE
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What is wrong with his brain? Does he have special needs?

Stop asking questions, goyim. Now go to work using public transportation and dont you dare call out on Mr Noseburg, he needs that money so he can buy masks and supplies.

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3 - 6 weeks we're all dead no way that's sustainable

"It is estimated that one third of the global population was infected,[2] and the World Health Organization estimates that 2–3% of those who were infected died (case-fatality ratio)."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu

I can't believe Philippines is still at 9. This can't be happeningbros, there should have been mass panic, are we really the strongest race?

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it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

If TP is running out why aren't people stocking up on Bidets?

The Mexico of Asia.

>tfw the US has completely given up on containing the virus
>Other countries will contain it only to have an American start another outbreak

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

biden wins

Saw someone else mention that too, boots on the ground checks out!

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>20% severe cases
Still left 80% non-severe. They probably had a significantly quicker recovery.

I just want this virus to wipe off 20-30% of the population so I can buy a new house for cheap

if you're alone you're going to be the first ones to die brother

Link to the AHA numbers?

I have a feeling that your boomer dad went through the duck and cover training.

Maldives is muslim. Why it´s not Yas Forums banned?

SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

i haven't wiped my arse at home for years, i have conditioned my body to only need one shit a day, after which i have a shower.

I saw this hours ago before i fell asleep and yet hardly anyone is talking about this.
What the fuck is going on?

Let corona chan run her course

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Are you prepared for the service worker chimp out?

lmao this artist should have made the groucho marx disguise more visually distinct from her face.

>Hi all, we submitted the #COVIDー19 genome sequence from the viral strain linked to the #GrandPrincess cruise ship off coast of San Francisco to #GISAID. Phylogenetic analysis shows that it clusters with the outbreak clade circulating in Washington State.
twitter.com/cychiu98/status/1236185692415254528

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>tested 9 people
You guys are using the UK / American approach

heard any accounts of recovered people?

Coronavirus updates so far today:
- Iran: 1,076 new cases, 21 new deaths
- South Korea: 274 new, 4 new deaths
- France: 103 new, 2 new deaths
- Spain: 98 new, 5 new deaths
- Netherlands/Belgium: 60 new each
- Switzerland: 54 new
- UK: 42 new cases
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236327963366391808

no you are not, Except for Manny Pacquiao