Listen fat, here’s the deal. Back in 64, knew a neighborhood kid named Green Bean. Guy was 7’4 inches tall, thought he was a real good basketball player. Well Jack there’s a new sheriff in town. And if you don’t like it you can get out there and vote for the other Biden. I don’t want your vote. Look, you know, you know the thing. Hey man, Corn Pop didn’t take no malarkey. I’m running for senate here in North Carolina, and that’s the bottom line.
Listen fat, here’s the deal. Back in 64, knew a neighborhood kid named Green Bean. Guy was 7’4 inches tall...
Michael Flores
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Camden Myers
I’ve been looking for more like this.
Nathaniel Watson
Aiden Kelly
Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Cornpop Brown
Now Cornpop more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
All the men just call him "Sir"
And it's bad, bad Cornpop Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Now Cornpop he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a thirty two gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
And it's bad, bad Cornpop Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a…
Aiden Hernandez
When, when, when, that other guy was president, and I was in the white house, I would carry around spare change.
You see spare change would make my pocket jingle.
It reminded me of the penny whistles I would buy as a kid.
Me and my friend Tom would walk, not ride mind you but actually walk to a...a...a. I can't remember the name of the place but they sold penny whistles.
Anyway me and Toms pockets were always jingling.
And that's when, why, I ... at the white house.
So If you like change, you should vote for me. Yeah penny whistle.
Jeremiah Cox
Biden you coon ass it's Cornpop here and I'll run against you!
then I'll fuck your woman.
Sebastian Carter
C'mon man, everyone up here is talking about the first amendment. I'm the only one who wrote the bill! When we went to Iraq we got things done! I'll never forget the day I was in the white House and we had no toilet paper, and that's why I'm the only one who can defeat Trump!
Colton Johnson
Jacob Miller
Underrated
Joseph Anderson
thank you jack, this is /OUR/ senate now
Ryder Richardson
The media is treating crazy bernie very unfairly. You know they make fake news like you would not believe. It is like they are working for sleep joe.
Jose Bailey
What's his platform anyway "I'm white and not Trump. Ps i know Obama."
Michael Sullivan
TOPKEK!
You had me at fat.
Ryder Lewis
Now Friday 'bout 5 decades ago
Cornpop at the pool
And at the edge of the pool
Sat a fool named Joe Biden
And oo that fool looked cool
Well he cast his eyes upon him
And the trouble soon began
And Cornpop Brown learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the lifeguard there and then
And it's bad, bad Cornpop Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them off the floor
Cornpop looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
And it's bad, bad Cornpop Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
And it's bad, bad Cornpop Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Henry Allen
Is Joe Biden the metaphysical embodiment of the boomer meme?
Henry Garcia
He's the dementia candidate.
Easy to control. He will do and say what his handlers want. That's why he will be the DNC nominee.
Puppet Joe Biden
Dominic Lopez
What about, hey, what about me, huh? Don't I get a chance to respond? Thank you. Now listen here, pal, number one, I wrote that bill. I wrote that bill that you're talking about, so number one is that, and also Barrack Obama, President Obama, I worked with him in getting legislation passed that would END children getting picked up in vans on the street in broad daylight by creeps and deviants. So number one it couldn't be any more clear that Donald Trump fears me more than any one else on this stage.
So that's number two. Number one, my plan has an option that allows people to not choose, to choose I should say, to choose an option for their health care provider that doesn't allow them to choose outside, to choose outside their provider, and gives them a choice in their provider, because lots of folks like their providers and don't want to give them up! So what are we talking about up here?? That's number three. Number one is, well, I guess I'm out of time. I don't know why I listen to the time nobody else up here does. But I wrote that bill that you were talking about Ber-Senator. I wrote that bill.
Jack Richardson
Malarkey posting might be even better than jebposting
Nolan Morris
its right there in the open
>"Sleepy" Joe Biden
>ie: sleeper
> It is all a charade, he is much healthier than he appears
> Announces in Milwaukee Obama as his running mate
> Supreme court okays it
> Jan 20, 2021, Joe Biden is inaugurated as the 46th POTUS
>on Jan 21 he resigns do due to health reasons
>on Jan 22, Barack Obama is sworn in for this third term, evading the 12th and 22nd amendments
Angel Morgan
Sure, Florida has alligators, Jack, everyone knows that. The thing is they have pythons and armadillos too. They may be little hard to catch but they all make a great soup.
I'm Boe Jiden vote for me every chance you get!
Hudson Johnson
Joe is the insurance that his VP, MIchelle Obama will be President if they can cheat them into office.
They'll make a good run of it with the tranny on the ticket.
Gabriel Adams
He is such a meme.
Hunter Edwards
Trump voter here. I have to say, I'm impressed by Smokin' Joe Biden's big dick energy. Had a look and he's got my vote.
Caleb Clark
Post your malarkey face
Jeremiah Ortiz
it's obvious he's who the DNC is sending though. pool's closed for bernie bros, lol.
Matthew Torres
Listen Jack, here's the deal! number one. You damn liar, number one one. Number one no number one stomps my ass. Corn-pop can a testament one to that. Number one, number two. Number two is that listen Jack. Number one I'm hanging on to that torch buddy boy. Number three, I'll challenge you to a pushup contest any day of the number two: listen fatass, I was never involved with my son's consultant involvement, and number three? Well, listen fat, I know all about racism.
Back in my home town, the group I used to run around with would always go to the soda fountain on the east side of town, because there weren't as many colored folks around in those days. I said "now why would we hike all the way across town when there's a perfectly fine soda fountain right here? It was called Othello's and you could get a lime phosphate there for 10 cents.
My friends said they were afraid of getting jumped on the walk home, which I thought was just so dang racist. They also had licorice whips. So one day I said "no, I'm not walking all that way, we're staying", cause it was August and it was like 94 or 95 degrees out there.
So we went to Othello's instead and got some malts and one fella got a grape nehi. So yeah, Danny got his head caved in with a tire iron later that day when a gang of black dudes caught him walking home, but for the rest of us it worked out just fine. And salt water taffy, they had that there, too. Anyways, my time is up.
Justin Watson
Biden and based-pilled
Isaiah Miller
Gavin Butler
IF YOU ARNT RIDIN FOR BIDEN HE IS GOING TO WRAP A CHAIN AROUND YOUR HEAD.
John Davis
Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside.’
My car this – was mostly, these were all public housing behind us. My car – there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And I – and he said, I’ll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright Mouse the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, ‘What am I gonna do?’ And he said. ‘Come down here in the basement, where mechanics – all the mechanics – where all the pool builder is.’ You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, ‘You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.’
I said, ‘You’re kidding me.’ He said, ‘No if you don’t, don’t come back.’ And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, ‘First of all,’ I said, ‘when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.
Henry Torres
>Malarkey posting
I literally chuckled
Camden Carter
Biden has a good shot in the first debate as it will be held poolside in honor of Corn Pop. Trump never wears shorts because he has no leg hair so Joe will have a "leg up" on him there. Biden tans naturally in the sun too and looks sharp in aviators.
Ethan Walker
This is the best because he actually said this. Fucking best time line
Ethan Brooks
I mean pete’s sake you got dads out here sayin’ their sons aren’t allowed to play dolls. Hell, I owned dolls. First gift my dad ever gave me was a doll. It was a sock, filled with borax. Soft as a wooden tit, sure, but it kept me warm on cold nights. And there were cold nights
Charles Wilson
POST RARE CORN POPS
or even coco puffs or cream of wheat. The Breakfast Club was legendary in their day.
James Kelly
>Uncle Joe is back and ready to take a hands-on approach to America’s problems! Joe Biden has a good feel for the American people and can smell what they really want deep down. Joe is ready for a fight and will give a good ol’ fashioned pounding to anybody who gets in his way!
joebiden.info
Camden Gutierrez
Listen here, the deal is we have to make Obama president again. Make sure to vote this Saturday, vote for the guy not democrat!
Cameron Taylor
>Celebrities that post here
>some dude
>some eceleb
>JOE BIDEN
Sebastian Ward
>FUCK OFF YOU DOG FACED PONY RIDER
>NIGGER
Jace Gonzalez
Joe needs a little help on twitter.
2 likes for his malarky mug.
Gabriel Sanders
so, it was 1972, I just got elected to the senate and bought a 70' GTO with my first paycheck. Money went a lot further in those days, before all our money was spent on diversity and foreign investment. You see, people like me of 100% European stock, untainted blood since the time of Christ I'm talkin' folks, we're gonna be a minority soon...and that is a good thing? Wait, Barry how is that good? Anyway I saw Corn Pop at a redlight in his Nova, playing "The Who" really loud. "What is this fresh malarkey", I said as I pulled up next to his taxpayer shitbox. One rev, and I'm tellin ya, and corn pop was a bad hombre, but I'm telling you, one rev from the GTO and he chickened out. I caught up and ran him off the road, when I came up to the car he was trying to pull out a .32 from his sock but I wrapped 6 foot of chain around his skull before he could draw. His wife and kid were screaming but, things were different then and we got things done. Anyway, vote for me, or vote for the other Biden.
Adrian Lee
>Look man, I was in Africa with Pol Pot.
>We marched on Selma and freed Nelson Mandela with baseball bats
>and were right there to help Rosa Parks off the bus
>here's my VP MICHELLE OBAMA
Gavin Hughes
>they all make a good soup
dont actually eat armadillos, they can give you leprosy
David Scott
i dont believe this. this guy sounds demented
Adam Clark
Nathaniel Perry
myth. they're like a less fat pork meat. eaten on the regular and with no lepro. the bitch is skinning them, but there is a technique, just like catfish.
don't fall for the grocery store jew, that's where the real poison is. ecoli, salmonella, recall , recall , recall, don't eat the romaine, fake olive oil, fake parmesean cheese, fake and gay poisonous food where they reduce the portion and up the price every year.
you can eat the pythons too, but they don't make a bisque like gator tail.
Caleb Parker
They look like tank rats. Why would you want to eat a tank rat?
Blake Morales
>mfw when Bernie bros realize Americans would rather vote for a senile pedoguy than a communist
Eli Martinez
full segment. fifteen minutes of life you'll never get back.
once they add Michelle to the ticket Joe's campaign will be much more restricted and scripted and he'll pick up a doctor death just like Hilary did.
JOE IS THE INSURANCE
>JOE IS THE INSURANCE
youtu.be
Asher Foster
I love malarkeyposting
Chase Foster
>my name's joe biden vice president of biden
Jack Walker
dry rub and cold smoked for about 12 hours it's great on taco shells with yard garlic.
the shit in the grocery store has human in it. human hair, skin, nails, blood, semen. Haven't you seen the video of the guy peeing in the big cereal vat in a processing plant?
or the stories of illegals that get caught in the meat grinder? you think they shut everything down for 2 weeks and clean it all out? lol.
I can't even eat any of that shit anymore. Got tired of fish and switched to land critters for awhile. All kinds of things good to eat out there.
Gavin Torres
Look man, they put me up on this tower as if I was superspade or something. Now when me and the last guy were in the White House, we didn’t take no cornpop. I knew a guy named malarkey who was gonna cut me with a switchblade, which brings me back to my second point. Number one, the soda fountain don’t take no coloreds anymore which is bad news for the ones that number two. This is the real deal jack and if you don’t buy it well you know.
Justin White
Everyone will lose their mind with that announcement. Heres my theory.
>Pocahontas endorses Bernie
>Michigan Primary finishes even
>Michele Obama comes in as VP
>Everyone loses their minds
>Biden steals all of Warrens base
>Bernie gets btfo in Washington
>Bernie drops out and cucks
>remaining bernouts physically get their shit kicked in at the DNC by nogs
>nobody cares
>de facto Trump vs Obama 2020
Adrian Perry
Loved it start to end.
Dylan Gutierrez
underrated
Brody Gutierrez
Connor Davis
that's a real quote isn't it?
Luis Perez
Parker Nguyen
pretty good.
I think Joe will win Michigan big and Barrack will endorse Biden after that.
At that point Bernie will announce he's reconsidering his campaign, and cuck the Bros again by dropping out, citing no path to victory and the importance of beating Trump.
After that, it will become obvious that Michelle will be the VP, but they'll until the convention to build suspense. {the bomb under the table that hasn't gone off yet}
Bernie Bros are going to be pissed again and may go out and shoot or stab a few people but wiht less intensity than last time.
Landon Sanchez
Malarkeyposting is going to be fun this year.
Jose Robinson
I wonder if Joe and Barrack still wear these every day.
Isaac Watson
>Warren will endorse the guy who called her a liar on national TV
how do people think this is even possible?
David Gutierrez
Bernies role in this episode is just like last season. You rile up a bunch of kids that were not interested in voting with as many different candidates as possible, and then when they drop out you expect them to vote for your establishment pick. Bernie is great at it because communism attracts all the daddy issues crowd and life failures who want things handed to them because they can't get it in gear.
sure a few of the true believer bros will be pissed and vote for Trump or 3rd party [who we haven't heard from really so far] but the trendyfags will either not vote or Ridin with Biden, making it a net gain.
Blake Lopez
yeah she was there to steal Berner votes. She won't endorse Joe until Bernie drops out though, just as a cya.
Isaiah Hughes
here's Biden's cover for Warren.
Bentley Price
I think the DNC would allow it to inspire false hope. And Warren will do it because it keeps her reputation as being a progressive.