HAPPENING!!! ZERO new coronavirus infections in China!!

You're actually terrified aren't you?

Ran out if political dissidents to kill.

> nothin' ever happens
man i hate you smug bastards

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The end isn’t coming for either of us right now, because this was just a little cold with a sub 1 percent kill rate. You hypefags real are something else

propaganda and lies. China is completely fucked.
Never buy anything made in China ever again.

Source? Chinese ports are reopening

fine, die in ignorance.

survival food guide for the rest of you faggots. see you niggers innawoods.

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>Chinese government tells local officials they'd better not report any new cases or suffer the consequences
>no new cases reported
>Coronachan is over!

FFS

So now, I'm just supposed to start believe the news magically after all that time of Trump saying that it was fake, a liberal conspiracy, and a hoax?

Fuck that and your fake good news man. We don't get to pick and choose.

Yeah they sent all the bat eaters to Sydney. Thanks President Xi.

of course, they want to export more of their virus and sell you more plastic garbage.

Let me guess you spent your hard earned money on “masks” and lots of shitty food. Haha hahahaha get fucked bro. Get ready to go back to your miserable work week on Monday because it’s OVER.

>zero new infections*
>*except where it matters

Iran?

Correction;
>high resource consuming non productive pensioners are dead

this is the boomer plague. It's come from on high to create the much heralded budget surplus

my chinese friend said it is under control now. They already reopened the schools except in wuhan province.
>death rate way down
>spread has been contained
Good luck doing this type of containment in a western country though.

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the term, lying motherfuckers comes to mind

Dont even pay attention to anything about China regarding this. Follow South Korea or Japan. They as close as it gets to where its at in China without the bullshit propaganda that a communist party provides.

Hey cope fags you know how they say that as we move into summer it should die out?

Then why is it spreading in the southern hemisphere. Countries like Australia and hell all of south America!

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I wonder what the cancer rates are going to be like in China

WAIT, THERE IS RAPE IN EUROPE??? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???

Cant get more infected if they're all dead

So how are all of you gonna cope when the same thing is happening in a few weeks in Italy, Iran, Japan and America? Are all 4 of those governments just gonna be covering it up or is ir gonna be that half a billion people are infected, except you of course?

So I'll have rice and beans for a while if it blows over. big whoop. if it goes fully south I'll have my clan back in the steel age within the week.

>1tsp salt
What the fuck.

salt and pepper to taste. just use less, this isn't baking it will be fine.

Cope hard

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Been eating those once a week for years. Taste great. Too much salt in that recipe.

China doesn't fuck around. I wouldn't doubt it if they don't have any... they'll throw you in a fucking box in the back of a pickup truck if you don't move your ass.

No new cases except for the place with a bunch of new cases.

Only took them like killing a million to contain it

>Seriously trusting anything the Ch*nese have to say

>excluding Wuhan
>an epicenter of mass infection is exactly how naturally occurring viruses act
>no need for any more investigation, this nothing burger is over

It's a troll image. The pic has flour or breadcrumbs in it, but not in the ingredients.

Propoganda
They've run out of testing kits/failed to admit new patients
The virus is far from over

> no one left alive to get it
We did it reddit, we saved China!!

They are legally obligated to lie. Opening everything back up when cases are exploding outside of China is retarded because even pretending they were telling the truth they would get infected again and start the pandemic all over again from outside infected.

Your chink friend is a liar.

the infected have been properly processed and discarded

More like 60 million, at least. Oy vey!

do we have a final count on those oven rates yet? denial fags BTFO lol.

Fine hy me, if true. I'm in no particular hurry to die.

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All it took was a complete lockdown of 700 million people. Easypeasy. America can handle this

Welcome cunt

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Guess why bitches

No infected im last 24h in raccoon city either.

>>>Chinese government tells local officials they'd better not report any new cases or suffer the consequences
>>no new cases reported
>>Coronachan is over!
>
>FFS
This / Good point, Retrial of Joan of Arc.
( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1456 )

If China say it it must be true, no way they would ever lie to anyone.

>No cases
>It's over, total nothingburger.
>Still the factories are running at under 50% capacity.
>Chinks using disposable Uighur slave labor in production so they can get something manufactured.

Something doesn't quite add up here.

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dude, it's over in China are you retarded or what? you gotta get a job now, cope harder

this is a case where a totalitarian government, or at least a government willing to enact draconian measures and the public willing to go along, is a good thing.

We’ll have a slow burn and flare ups for months and months because western governments will refuse to implement meaningful quarantine and travel restriction measures, lest they lose votes in future elections.

It it wasn't reported it never happened and if it was reported it definitely happened.

>Chinks using disposable Uighur slave labor in production so they can get something manufactured.

based af

Okay but can the rape stats be tied to Muslim immigrants already established in Sweden? This headline is a red herring.

Source? Other than lying ass chicom horseshit that those gooks have anything working?
It's nowhere near over. It's barely even started.

It's a mix of that and their wider definitions of rape to include regret, etc

False. The provinces in China have to show highly reduced numbers of new Coronavirus cases to the CCP in order to get approval to reopen factories. Numbers are being falsified by local officials to get people back to work.

>my chinese friend

Chinks are some of the most ignorant people on earth, they don't know jack shit about their country due to govt control of media and education. Had a chink coworker who moved here with her son and she was adamant that tianenmen square massacre didn't happen and that the government was just dispersing some trouble makers.

"Excluding Wuhan"

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>no REPORTING

because people are quietly dying in their locked apartments and quietly being removed

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cringe groyper

Who gives a fuck. When is the world going to bitch slap this irresponsible shithole of a country for infecting the planet with a bioweapon.

There must be consequences.

Isn't that because they've now resorted to simply shooting whoever is infected?

Yeah China is playing the victory game. We all know this. They are now blaming Korea and Americans for corona.

Wuhan is the epicentre so you have to expect a lag in the extirpation of the virus. If what China is reporting is true (no new infections outside Wuhan), that’s huge. I doubt it is true or a reflection of reality, but it’s a nice thought.

So you REALLY believes this shit? Thats close to impossible. Now read about the quarantine China hotel that just 'accidentaly blew up' lol ridiculous. How the fuck can you believe those chink fuckers? They are probably killing everyone who just randomly cough so they can recover their economy. You have no idea what the regime is capable of. But sure believe communists, they saved the world from corona and we owe them apaology. Something is seriously very very wrong there and I hope you dont believe the shit from media like stupid sheeps.

...cries out in pain as he stabs himself

They're cremating bodies without testing them so of course the reported deaths have stopped.

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Yes. I witnessed the seeing with my own two eyes during a happen.

Xi Jinping is a fearless and leader with style.
Xi Jinping looks nothing like a bear, or book for the childrens of story.

Many happy returnings to this Chinese day of greatest fortune.

I, an American of cleanest smell also want to add conversation regarding that Donald J. Trump is unlucky for country. We should avoid!

>CHINA MAN BAD AND LYIN

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Not the whole of China, just the Hubei province. The Great Quarantine of Hubei must be holding.

NOOOOOOOOO I ORDERED MEAT in that burger.