Coronavirus

bury it faggot

Fuck off you. Vermont and Wisconsin make better cheese than any Eurohole that isn't France.

this guy gets it.

LMAO DIS NIGGA HOARDIN' CHEESE

That's what you think now. But I'll have my women seduce and disarm you for continued access to TP.

I'll just hop in the shower. TP is for stinky peasants.

post gut

>The finest women will be spreading the legs for a single square of one ply.
What will they do for wet wipes or a double ply

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How about buying cheese that you age in the first place? You won't care about the smell or mold when the world goes mad max I assure you.

i am a velveeta guy because i dont recreationally eat cocks but ok user

Buy cheese from Washington State University. Cougar Gold is fucking fantastic, its also canned.

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>Store cheese
t. Got a farm got cattles
So as long as cow eats grass I’m ok. City fags BTFO

It's not recreation. Smegma is the cure for Coronachan.

3 layers are gonna be the 24 karat, the cheap 1 layer tesco strips will be pressed into 3 to fool the uneducated, but professional paper raters will keep these forgeries in the shitter.
It's an ass wipes ass world out there.

eating cheese gives me strep throat

>not wiping your ass with cotton towels and washing them
>not using leaves
>not getting diapers
tp poorfag

>cheeseprepper bros
Now this is a thread I can get into

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I'd say lean more towards your dryer cheeses, like provolones, as your better doom cheese

>not wiping your ass with cheese to infuse it with extra flavor and keep the bacteria alive

Not trying to samefag I just want to talk cheese with some new interesting anons c'mon let's do this

>diapers
Why do you think diapers are better?
Surely you are not implying they are reusable right? Piss and shit is acidic, after some hours your moistened skin will be peeling off and you'd get acid burns, then with the skin layer off the bacteria in your waste starts invading your body directly.
Stupid fucking idea.

just fucking wax dip it you moron. then when you eventually open it if there is any mold just cut it off and then eat the good cheese left behind mongoloid

Ultimate doom cheese for multipurpose needs - GO!!

Old medieval method was to cover them in wax and chuck them in salt water.

I like your intensity, cheese will be the ultimate food barter there is no time for amateur fuckery from crosseyed cheese noobs.

Don't some cheeses take years to prepare properly? Just find a way to get your hands on a wheel or two of that which is not fully done

This picture legitimately makes me sad.

I could have gorged myself on 1/3-1/2 a round of cheese, and clogged up my intestines for atleast a week.
Instead I have tacobell/white castle induced, Watery-IBS shits that I release every day at wallmart.

oh no! the cheese has fallen over! haha, what a nightmare that would be to have to clean-up all that cheese, haha.

I keep a one year supply of american cheese slices inside my anus at all times. It never goes bad as long as your balloon knot is tight enough.

>Surely you are not implying they are reusable right?
Disposable diapers are a recent invention. Look up what people did before they were available.

I'd like to mingle with those singles

Sean?

Unironically this. Ancapism is astrology for men. Insert ten dollars to neck yourself memeflaggot.

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Pros keep these around

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You need fiber in your diet not dairy.

Cheese is the way to store milk for a long time

This is my biggest prepping concern right now, I kid you not. I absolutely love many kinds of cheese, but it seems too difficult to properly conserve. Also buying whole cheese wheels really isn't an option.

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You can store milk long term.
I found a brand that tastes even better than fresh milk.

I can see wining and dining a doomsday thot with some sewer aged gouda and kool aid wine, gettin up in that shit

TFW wait 25,000 years for TP

Pleb

Do you eat cocks professionally?

>ass wipes ass world

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This, 50 days of no food fasting easily.

Will you be prepared for the inevitable urban cheese riots, entire societies within societies distinguished and esteemed by the quality of their communal cheese stashes?

I have 8kg of roquefort in my fridge and 10 in the freezer

Just buy a 38kg Parmigiano Reggiano cheese wheel. It stays fresh for 2 years easily

I will wipe my ass with the corpses of my enemies

Buy a goat and start making cheese

>store cheese long term?
Its called a cow.

Who needs cheese, when we have cheeto for president?

Have you tried fromunda cheese?

> As long as you wrap the cheeses extremely well (or vacuum-seal them) to prevent freezer burn, it’s fine to freeze cheese for up to two months.

cooksillustrated.com/how_tos/6699-yes-you-can-freeze-cheese

This may be off topic, but couldn't one boil the bodies of their slain enemies to render their fat and in turn eventually produce explosive grade glycerin? So in effect bomb one's enemy with the flesh of their own comrades

Have you tried cock cheese?

Reminder babywipes are the platinum of toilet paper

1. Gets your butthole extra clean
2. 1 wipe goes a long way
3. Babywipes are pretty compact and occupy use much space

Taking notes.. where on the cheese spectrum is it? Soft, dry, etc.?

>Australian cheese
>has Arabic on it
The absolute state of Aussies

Only the best, yes

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just cover it in wax lmao

FUCK THE CHEESE HORDING WAREHOUSES, THE CHEESE BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE REDISTRIBUTE NOW