/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1698

>206 cases in UK

Are we finished?

Farnborough - panic buying spreading faster than corona-chan.

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Who is numba wan?

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Pakistan is safe

If you're 80+ or have an underlying health condition then yes. Otherwise, no

Is he ready for coronavirus?

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Thank you for including the outcome death rate user
I’m previous user who asked you about this

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Yikes

When do we start getting new US numbers?

>4 drivers
holy shit must've been a massive truck

Cope

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good thing you got that extra money for the NHS

Post new pics of prep. It makes me feel safe for some reason

>CHINA:
>dead: 5%
Sure. And im daughter of Elvis Presley.

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How will tissues save them?

agree male flight attendants are the most worthless

threads are going so fast jfc

Reminder to stock up on 151 vodka or stronger because it has many uses including disinfectant, standard use, good for trade, along with many other uses.

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>01:29: 68 new cases in Japan.
>>LATEST CHANGES
>Japan +15
What?

Next week, I reckon. Think they ordered about a million test kits last monday

Pleased to meet you again, got interested as well.

Yas Forums tell me, what's better
>get sick soon and get hospital care or
>avoid getting sick and not get hospital care because there won't be any beds avaible
We'll all likely be blessed by Corona-Chan, so wat do? Do I go to Italy now and socialize or stay antisocial and hope for the best?

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>it was next week a week ago
kek

Guys, everything will be great!

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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What’s the alcohol % in that?

Unreliable, this is anti Iranian twitter propaganda.

>King Nigger ball LeBron said he won't play in empty stadiums
Please don't cancel or change any sports events here corona-chan!

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>that little girl sitting in the trolley

Damn... Italy is right in saying "fuck the old" when it comes to health care. The youngest should get the highest priority. Old people will be dead soon even if they survive this shit (they won't).

barter

What is diminished life quality with scarred lungs and a weakened heart

Why are things made in china are shit?

twitter.com/TelegraphMail/status/1236293294205931520

How will people in Spain react when they cancel Semana Santa for the virus but not today feminist manifestations? Are you guys going for another civil war?

Coronachan victims hotel collapses in China 70 trapped. Frankly i'm not surprised by Chinese building standards, structure probably couldn't handle people coofing all the time.
youtube.com/watch?v=_Xqiq12batA
archive.is/xT47A

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Any other vegan preppers here? :) any tips?

We are number one

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divide proof in half and you have percent i thought so 151 75.5%

See

I NEED CORONA CHAN NUDES!!!!!! GIBS TO ME!!!!!

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have you seen the recovered? neither did i

die

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latest cases: BNO
latest changes: Worldometers

>Indonesia 4
>third world country

Fuck I'm going to die

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>CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky

That is not what that article says. Nowhere does it say testing is "too risky."

Cybergoths are going to be fine.

What is retarded /cvg/ fearmongering

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So Germany has same strains as Iran and Italy, where death rates are high, this is odd

It's not cool to make fun of Italy mate. Alot of people pasta way recently

>vegan preppers
Worthless.
You're not gonna make it.

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What gloves

Can someone please redpill me on Bronkaid?

Nothing to be concerned about anons

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what is 96% identical to SARS-CoV

This guy here is correct

corana chan is not for lewd

Which one are you going to be user?

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I'm watching Pandemic on Netflix.
All these "experts" have failed us

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god, people are retards. hope corona takes us all out now.

Avoid, now with drug shortages coming down the line people will unironically be off there meds causes all sorts of chaos.

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It says testing increases the risk of infection, stupid

Vegan prepping is a dream, bulk rice, bulk beans, bulk pasta, stock up on nooch and spices, frozen veggies, and tempeh keeps forever
vegan.com/prepping/

What puts me off is that Iran already reported so many recovered cases.

stop being a fat retarded american, k
>Previously, only individuals who had previously known risk factors (including history of travel, exposure to a confirmed case), were considered high risk for acquiring the disease. There is increased risk of transmission when performing any nasopharyngeal testing.

How do I get an aryan gf that looks like economy chan?
Only shit skins seem to be interested in me

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>this nigger still trying to start shit with archive.is

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>China's coronavirus recovery is 'all fake,' whistleblowers and residents claim

news.yahoo.com/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-fake-whistleblowers-191300391.html

You can sudoku and spare yourself the suffering

you are what you eat, cow eats plant, cow is plant, eating cow is vegan, i am vegan

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Fix links faggot.

I'm not a schizo

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>CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
So the motherfuckers finally decided to show their true face an say "fuck all, we wont do shit"

Is that it isnt?

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Thanks m8

So I started out with a sore throat on monday, moved to a cold the next few days. I'm feeling better now but I've been taking my temperature each day and what's alarming is that it's going down. I just took my temperature this morning and got 95.7 degrees fahrenheit.
Is the CCP AIDS crippling my immune system right now?

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Unironically leftover leather gloves from my time inna military.

Nowadays I use nitrile gloves, though.

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Makes me think of Command & Conquer for some reason.

Also nut butters, tomato sauce, coconut milk, stuff to make your own bread, etc

Tree barks or some molds

Sometime between 2 weeks from now and never.

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So this is it huh. This is the big one. No wars. No guns. No bombs. No politicians.... but a virus. Silent. Contagious. Uncontrollable. Deadly. I just hope there’s no suffering in the after life phase.

Are you coughing?

any info on egypt?

WELL GOD DAMN WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THOSE DRUGGED OUT NIGGERS CAN FROLICK AND PLAY BOUNCY BALL FOR THE CAMERAS AS IT WOULD BE UNAMERICAN TO DO ANYTHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY MAKE A NEGROID FROWN

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the fact that they're just wearing surgical masks leads me to believe that they're spraying polyethylene glycol for show.
basically, really big vape machines.

>The panicked and concerned looks on their faces as they wish they had gotten all of this shit done a month ago

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>684 infected
>0 deaths
Why are we does Germany have so many infected but no deaths?
Are we that superior?

CARLOS!

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The strains in Europe share the same ancestor directly from Wuhan.
Also: There are 111 identified nonsynonymous mutations, but no evidence, that one of which is more virulent.
Infection with multiple strains is possible, but probably not more harmful.

yes in washington they're experiencing full on out break after initial incubation phase, there's rumours that their courts in western washington STATE (NOT DC RETARDS) will be shutting down

>he thinks third world countries reporting no or very few cases don't have it already in spades

Lol, just check how many people got it from traveling to Egypt.

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Fug:D

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Are coronocucks selfish or do y'all make sure to prep the bvll too?

Well memed sir.

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I'm convinced this is the modern iteration of noah's flood, a way to cleanse a filthy world of overpopulation, arrogant boomers, and a jewish economy.

12 cases in Romania
Digits and corona will exterminate all Romanians

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS: 3 new confirmed cases of coronavirus in Georgia, bringing total to 5 patients

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you go back to your last checkpoint upon death user

Read it and be ready

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There were reports of chinese textile factories being told to make nothing but body bags, does anyone have it?

>See niggers taking advantages of cheap flights to go to NYC
>then they post a snap saying "All these bitches be sick around here"

We're not going to make it.

Post boipucci segsi binland boi

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This is why Turkey have no cases

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imagine if you are reborn as a slug

roll

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Cool, i just was about to Stabsgebäude and grab out next Targets...

....i asume the red Zones are to be our primary Dropzones?

Heisenberg-Device? Oh yes, i allways wanted to try out those ...

obvious answer dumbass

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Iranian got the deadlier version of Corona-chan. It's Corona-chan Persian-Limited Special Edition, the one that has unique taste when you lick her.

HERE FAGGOTS
>HERE FAGGOTS
HERE FAGGOTS
>HERE FAGGOTS
HERE FAGGOTS
>HERE FAGGOTS
youtube.com/watch?v=jxqB4ZVf8aU

Our news are saying that a hotel-prison for chink infected collapsed in Chyna. Is it true?
Please be true!

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>tfw too poor for a mssk

Yes. I'm gonna trust an article about China from Kathryn Easterneuropoor

Body bag factory?

is fema hiring yet? that looks fun

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Check out the deaths in Germany for influenza in these last 2 months and you will have your answer

The state or the country?

LONDON

empty room with microphones

you have to go back

>I'm feeling better
>temperature is going down
Which is normal. After the sickness your body is weak. So it may run little cold. When it's fighting the infection it's creating ideal conditions for your white cells and that means hot. After it's done fighting your temperature can stay very low for some time. It's a compensation in the other direction. Stay warm, drink and rest.

>italy: 57%
what the hell

Body bags don't usually get made in textile factories. Plastic bag factories on the other hand...

OP linked it.

0 cases here

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Only 2 cases with developed disease hospitalized, one of which with lung failure and artificial respiration, probably in coma, but could still make it.
Also:
>FIRST PATIENT AT RISK OF DEATH (06.03.)
Corona-patient in intensive care in Münster had previously been administered immuno-supressants for organ transplant.

I don't understand the run on paper towels. I use one roll in maybe 6 months. Are they going to wipe with them?

is washington still alive?

Perfectly normal. Move along, citizen.

You won't be missed, defect of nature.

Wait it out. When you get it, you get it. Don't believe that will be it, once (if) you recover. You can get reinfected with a different strain.

Never believe official CCP numbers. They've censored their people for a good reason.

Meant people working and living with all those drugs in their system for anxiety bipolar etc.
Already seeing withdrawals from opioids bc china hasnt been shipping their shit to mexico.

A shitty half-mask with filters is like $50.

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choose: global war that wipes out 10% of humanity, or global pandemic that wipes out 10% of humanity

Feels good to not be a normie sometimes. Anyways chances are at least one of them had it and based on the close proximity they all do now

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Howmany of the cases are hospitalized?

The virgin panickers

Fake news

BONGS ARE PANICKING

Keep up the larp, this virus is a nothing burger

jew angry he won't get any clicks

I'm sorry you never progressed beyond the reading skills of a child, faggot

EMBRACE THE RACE MIXING.

t. 99% rhineland german dna with korean gf

Technically if Corona-chan decide to nestle in your cerebrospinal fluid forever, you never recover, so the whistleblower is correct. Also, one day you will suddenly drop dead like a bad case of the stroke.

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State.

wsbtv.com/news/local/3-new-confirmed-cases-coronavirus-georgia-bringing-total-5-patients/B6WGVFON6JAEJLO5SCZVNYFCE4/

you must not have kids

>yes in washington they're experiencing full on out break after initial incubation phase,
Im sorry but I didnt realize we were in "the division" timeline, right now

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Have money

No, he's been dead since 1799

Dead since 14 December 1799

>0.5 transmission rate from the CDC via Evergreen Health
That is a blatant lie that is actually going to kill people, why does nobody give a shit anymore? Our government is actually going to get people killed and NOBODY is saying anything.
I hope this virus balkanizes the US and destroys the world as we know it, I'm so done with this shit.

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The perfect metaphor

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>unreliable info

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>archive.is/bW0uG

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You fucking illiterate morons. "Increased risk" does not mean "too risky". "Increased risk" implies there is danger involved with testing, but does not say whether they will continue to test people or not. "Too risky" implies it is so dangerous that they will not test people at all.

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>Kills old people
All your old people ar white all your young are paki. You will be bongistan soon enough

>Friend who goes out clubbing and sleeping with thots wants me to give him to take my car out and drive him home despite me living on the other side of town
>Tell him no
>He gets mad

Holy shit why are normies so fucking demanding

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checked and kekked

Are there any pictures of anybody who recovered?
I'm coming to terms with this but the idea that if I get this I'm permafucked is dreadful.

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

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kek people here are racing to send supplies and food to the quarantined people in the hotel

I found it in my browser history

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lmao

That and some safety goggles or even swimming goggles will do

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Fuckin hivemind

FRIENDLY REMINDER
THIS IS DEADLIER THAN THE SPANISH FLU
YOU WILL NEED TO BURY A LOVED ONE BECAUSE OF THIS PERHAPS MORE

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you should wash hands BEFORE touching your peepee, not after you touched it with your filthy hands

pandemic

at least u get to keep the infrastructure
and possibly just stay inside instead of running around getting shot at

11/10 - IGN
Sound logic.

this but unironically

As much as I don't want to admit it, I don't believe that it's far from the truth. I know people who don't wash their hands and friends from other EU countries told me the same. As shit as Islam is, they have 2 things in order. First, their women are obedient and second, their hygiene practices are usually higher.

Guys j have corona virus and ive been riding the subway all day coughing on people. The great normie replacement is under way

Based. Fuck the anti Semitic white race.

Could you just stop spamming this threads Hans?
Nobody cares about Krautlan, open a separate Kraut CGV if you like.

Based trips

See:There are 111 identified nonsynonymous mutations, but no evidence, that one of which is more virulent.
Infection with multiple strains is possible, but probably not more harmful.
Iranians just mismanaged the outbreak and got overwhelmed.

NO MENTION IN THE NEWS!!!!!!!!

DÜSSELDORF DIETER FORTE SCHOOL SHUT DOWN FOR THREE WEEKS

>DÜSSELDORF DIETER FORTE SCHOOL SHUT DOWN FOR THREE WEEKS

NO MENTION IN THE NEWS!!!!!!!!

I was coughing a lot yesterday, but that was really because my sinuses were draining to the back of my throat resulting in a productive cough and not a dry cough.
I think I don't have it, but I've never seen my temperature so low before.
Not sure what it is in celsius, but a body temperature below 95 is considered hypothermic, it should hover around 98.6.
Thing is my body temperature has been on the low side since Tuesday when I started taking my temperature. I started out at 97.8.
Here's something I got from jewgle:
>A low body temperature may occur with an infection. This is most common in newborns, older adults, or people who are frail. A very bad infection, such as sepsis , may also cause an abnormal low body temperature.
This is what got me to thinking about the immunosuppressive nature of COVID 19. Newborns, old, and the "frail." I'm a Yas Forums 24 y/o so this has been rather puzzling.
If anything my body temperature should be up.

Some consensus that infection via nasal cavity is route for neuroinvasion... through mouth, skin, eyes, ass, you may not develop .

QED: plug your nose inside your mask

ONLY LIBERALS THINK THIS IS A BIG DEAL
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-polarization/americans-divided-on-party-lines-over-risk-from-coronavirus-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN20T2O3

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To be fair some viruses stick around in your body even after you're fully healthy, like how ebola stays in the eyes after infection. It will take time to understand the long term effects of corona and if they're deadlier than the actual main infection itself.

Cool story Mohammud. Muslims are dirty as fuck.

No but seriously guys how fucked are we at this point?

Post a picture of her feet

>BURY A LOVED ONE
Burn you mean. Cremation is the only option with tainted bodies.

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He was THE one.
rip

Namefag

Where is this from Turkman?

Checked Romania will go under ( shame about those gypsy prostitutes, the never wanted to use condoms, simply felt best)

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Today or tomorrow night be the last day I leave my self quarantine shelter

Good idea? I just want to get a few last things

>Infection with multiple strains is possible
I can't believe Corona-chan is gangbanging people all by herself!

>DIETER FORTE SCHOOL
Wasn't this the school that held a public meeting with parents regarding the virus?

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Are we shitting ourselves?

Are you that stupid?

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They have to wait a minimum of 150 days to even get a doctor appointment

But I don’t want to racemix I just want an aryan gf

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we’ll see in a month or two. Either Trump and Pence are telling the truth and the meme of it just being a flu is true, or they are actually lying in which case I imagine that this was all that population control the elites like to talk about so much.

I mean, I guess it could all be incompetence, but that would be some extreme retardation on a global scale.

kek

wars mostly kill poor and young people while pandemics can kill anyone so I choose pandemic

>Ralph Baric
Definitely designed this virus. Doesn't imply involvement but it's true

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Freshest updates

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can confirm. most of our coutrymen are slobs.

>www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502
It’s zoonotic tho ...

And the UNC lab had a Wuhan chink on the team

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I'M GOING TO MANILA FOR A SEMINAR NEXT WEEK! ONE WEEK OF INTERMINGLING IN A HIGH DENSITY ZONE. 20 MINS RIDE FROM THE GREENHILLS MALL WHERE ONE INFECTED CASE WORKED!

REEEEEEEEE!
I LEFT MY JOB AND BECAME A NEET TO LEAVE THAT GODFORSAKEN CITY AND THE DOG EAT DOG BULLSHIT SOCIETY WE HAVE. REEEEEEEEEE! GOD! WHY DO YOU MOCK ME SO?!

>germany: 0 deaths from the coronavirus
Fake news. Clearly the jews don't want to have any competition

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Digits confirm everything is not okay

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Namefagger, nobody care who you are.

>Poland - 6

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>usually
yeah bull shit dude either you're disgusting or those are really clean shitskins

>parents were going to their villa in Nice later this month
>manage to talk them into cancelling it, and instead go to their cabin in the Swedish mountains
(family wealth allows me to be a disgusting NEET)

schools are fucking the most dangerous of all.
kids can be infected with no symptoms, but then they will spread to parents.
Schools should be the first to be closed, not for kids safety, but for everyone else's.

I post updates in 2 consecutive threads twice or thrice a day, stop bitching.

Maybe the ones that came to Europe. I lived in Iraq for a few years. Most of them are dirty as hell.

Is that even related to corona?

Can't say that the same applies everywhere. Not every Muslim or white is the same. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette

If you don't have a bidet at home you have no right to critique those that do. They're cleaner than you.

top kek

Muslims wipe their ass with their left hand= Islamic hygiene

Just filter him and don't give retarded attentionwhores (You)'s

>> 0.5 transmission rate from the CDC via Evergreen Health
what does any of that mean?

>vegan
Thank god you pretentious fucks won´t make it.
You need ANIMAL fatty acids for the Vitamin D to get processed properly.
Good riddance..

Oh and start sunning guys, once it gets warmer, 1hour free upper body and eat good animal fats.

Thanks Italy. Plymouth Rock is kil.
patch.com/massachusetts/plymouth/plymouth-students-italy-trip-kept-home-amid-coronavirus-alert

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Exactly

>1895 people

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twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1236029449042198528

HAPPENING

This, I just can't help but feel like I look ridiculous and pink filters not helping with aesthetics so I just laugh at how clownish 2020 ride is, sides gone.

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you're much better off drying your hands with a paper towel then trashing it, rather than reuse the same regular towel over and over again
but these normies are just grabbing whatever they see other people grabbing

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City?

Then where is the ark?

to be honest looks like nerve gas victims

That's because Trumpniggers believe everything he says as thought it's the fucking gospel.
>Daddy Trump says it's just the flu bro
>Ignores the increasingly large numbers of cases and deaths worldwide
>Fake news bro Trump said it's nothing
Fucking insufferable retards I hope they die first.

Well, you're a Palestinian, so you know it very well.

can you fuck off with that retard shit?

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My filters are also pink, but I think that’s just a color coding thing

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Anytime.

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Elon Musk is gonna get BTFO

BREAKING: WASHIGNTON DOESNT WANT TO TEST ANYMORE
CORONA VIRUS IS ENDEMIC

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a see bunch of senile people talking

source on twitter?

Did France just stop reporting?

ITALIAN SOCIALIST LEADER HAS FALLEN
>ITALIAN SOCIALIST LEADER HAS FALLEN
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>ITALIAN SOCIALIST LEADER HAS FALLEN

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Yes. That's how you will look like when your country will ran out of proper beds.

That is correct. Muslims must wash their hands (among other things) before they pray.

t. Muslim

>I hope they die first
They're mostly fat and unhealthy so they will

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>large numbers of cases and deaths
All 3500 deaths. More people are killed by being hit by lightning every year.

load up on sublingual b12

Link to prove that oral swab testing isn't reliable?

So are we fucked or is it just the killing boomers and zoomers are rare cases?

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Start looking blond bitches in the eyes until THEY look away, not the other way around like you always did.

Thia was my prediction earlier: just like France, the numbers won't be official.

>Danish guberment won’t inform public where in the nation the infected are

Hmmm

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Viruses can penetrate nitrile, vinyl, rubber, and latex retard.

Yep

>he got the lady's filters

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I don't understand the entire toilet paper thing... I mean a single toilet paper square to wipe the bulk of it and then wash your ass with running water and soap

Doesn't anyone wash their ass with water and soap after they take a shit? You don't accomplish anything with paper alone

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The lesser of two hells for now. Though we'll catch up quickly after the Eurosong contest.

>tfw you miss our favorite shitshow with Tedros and the red irish.

Not yet, but soon they won't

Fucking store them when not in use, why did you attach them to the mask if you're not wearing it

Good idea. Let's just pretend it's a nothing burger. It's gone. It's invisible anyway. Might as well not exist. Can't wait until it hits the US congress. How many 60 to 70 somethings work there? What could possibly go wrong? It's just the flu, bro!

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/beijing-traffic
check this link, check cities in China:
20-30% ytd drop to trafic, 0 fucking traffic on weekends, CONSUMER SPENDING IS FUCKING DEAD

this is exactly what i've been saying, just hop in the shower

This is further confirmation the US has engaged in all out war against its citizens

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why worry if you have been practicing regularly hand washing techniques? that makes you immune, the only thing worse than a virus is racism and panic you fucking bigot.

Over half the world wipes their asses without toilet paper.
1) Bucket with water.
2) Soap, or not
3) Dipper for water
4) Sitting on toilet or over hole, dip water into cupped hand maybe between legs.
5) Wipe anus with water, and soap if preferred
6) Pull up your pants and wash hands with sink soap, you filthy faggot.

....but bacon.

Throat swab is and so is nose, as long as it's done right. They are basically checking for the virus load there. Oral may be less reliable because of saliva. I mean it may be that there is not enough virus in saliva to show on, already unreliable tests.

twitter.com/adamclarkitv/status/1236289649737371648

WHAT ARE THE REAL CHINA FIGURES?

>A world without boomers

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>CORONA VIRUS IS ENDEMIC
Translation: no longer interested in containing spread
As if they ever were

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You need tone of these user

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why are you looking forward to the tedious tedros show anyway

panic buying toilet paper is what retards do. Preppers use water

Are they confusing this with the norovirus or something? Why do they need so much toilet paper?

Well, now we're never getting good data.

I have some videos never posted on Yas Forums but they’re from Facebook links

>twice or thrice a day
Today; 4
Yesterday: 5
Last sunday: 10

I do but I'm pretty sure I look like the pic

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>grumbles about being smarter than everyone
>has no argument
>has to admit that shit is hitting the fan on a significant level while saying its a nothingburger
>"its not as bad as X"
>memes about old reports of resistant tuberculosis which is entirely irrelevant to the current debate
Guess I should ignore my kitchen fire cause it's not as bad as the California forest fire right?