Yas Forums was right again!
Yas Forums was right again!
Ethan Turner
Hunter Cox
Grayson Murphy
>live in China
>try to prepare breakfast but one of my 7 concubines drank the last of the leaded milk
>get in car
>car won't start because intake is clogged with a toddler's torso
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>pluck it out
>car is still immobilized due to several human heads jamming up the wheel wells
>no time to fix it, I'm late for work
>use concubine #3's bicycle
>bike is broken because it's chinese just like you
>f@#*!
>have to walk, I guess
>put on standard outdoor chinese facemask
>visibility is 20 feet due to smog
>best it's been all year, what a beautiful day
>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>again?!
>she shrugs and says "china will go larger" and goes back into house
>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>get to train station
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>trample over them because I'm late, dammit
>driver announces "scheduled derailment in 10 seconds, please hold on"
>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>says "We will live in prosperity!"
>finally get to the wilderness park where I work
>take escalator up to office to clock in
>plate at the top of escalator gives way, gears and torque would've eaten my left leg if I still had one
>feed it my left hand instead as an offering
>for China
>get in car to drive a visitor and her family around tiger enclosure
>remind them that one of them has to die here as per the rules of the park
>daughter says it's her turn and jumps out, mom says "bull (bleep)" and jumps out after her
>Tiger kills the mother but breaks its leg while trying to kill daughter due to calcium defiency
>I have to apologize to the daughter: "sorry, Tiger is broken today, come back tomorrow"
>China will grow larger
Carter Nguyen
Nice
Chase Gray
Can anyone post webm of the chink scraping concrete out of a support column on a huge tower?
Jack Brooks
Conveniently “collapses.”
Carson Torres
Guess nothing changed after 13 years
Robert Lopez
>muh muh bugmen build a hospital in 24 hours remember
Easton Parker
Jeremiah Davis
Who knew Grand Theft Auto was a documentary?
Julian Perry
hooktube.com
remember to replace "you" with "hook" to shit on youtube ad money
Jason Bailey
What's the story behind this?
Zachary Reed
So are all of their quarantine areas going to 'collapse' so they don't have to report the deaths as corona?
Caleb Jackson
enrve gas
Carson Sanders
So that is the Chinese cure for coronavirus.
Jaxon Diaz
Lincoln Rodriguez
Likely a gas build-up in the sewer due to poor ventilation and a spark or open flame caused the explosion.
Carter Brooks
THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD
Wyatt King
>"Early reports suggests the hospital roof collapsed due to comprised structral integrity due to a large amount of bat nests."
>"Due to a large amount of bat nests"
>"Bat nests."
Ethan Gray
Story?
Ryder Turner
big bat cock strikes again
Lucas Williams
source or ur an faget
Christopher Nguyen
Squiggly line language indicates not China but whatever
Jaxson Johnson
Like poetry.
Nolan Ward
lmao
Justin Carter
Did they died?
Wyatt Torres
But wait,there's more
Jaxon Green
Kayden Peterson
Love how the soul or thetan immediately exits the body leaving it like a useless bag/pile of clothes and flies out to be reincarnated again into another pile of shit with it's memory erased.
Jai Shree Ram may his soul be liberated one day
Parker Thomas
>"china will go larger"
>"We will live in prosperity!"
I'll never not laugh at these sneaky qoutes. Building the Chinese empire.
Jaxon White
Here's the classic
Jacob Turner
leftists still calling everyone racist who says a bad word about the chinese regime compared to civilize countries
Joseph Stewart
I wouldn't be surprised if they did it on purpose.
James James
Michael Anderson
It is not important, China will grow larger.
Jaxson Wright
Fucking chinks man, fucking chinks...
Noah Edwards
>the tiger escaped later through a hole in the wall
Christian Foster
kek
Justin Smith
merely an accident user, do not go spreading conspiracy theories around like china nuked the hotel
Daniel Robinson
tf happened? looks like he tranformed into a flames and flew away
Christopher Lopez
Fuck these are funny.
Jaxson Ramirez
Same,it's just as likely to be intentional as it is to be an accident
Julian Nguyen
i wish this happened to every ciggybreath loser out there
Tyler Perry
this is the shittiest session of Plague Inc I've ever seen. unpotimized af. chinese government should've spent more dna upgrading infectivity before upgrading lethality to the point that people start actually dying. fucking noobs
Luke Nguyen
This fucking time line I swear to god.
Aaron Richardson
Yummy pasta
Charles Gray
>General, we are under attack!
Lincoln Ross
Some based user hooked it up in another thread
Ian Adams
kek
Tyler Long
>leaded milk
Lost there
Chase Gonzalez
i did see you thread until now...i made one too...how do i delet my thread
Christopher Lopez
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Gabriel Jackson
Orange concrete?
Aaron Richardson
I don't see the problem. Construction built to spec.
Christopher Hernandez
flammable gas + air made a fuel-air bomb contained in the vessel, either he or some other piece of equipment caused a spark or reached autoignition temperature. A rocket of hot gases threw him at like 20-Gs.
Owen Moore
>Monday in Hong Kong, a man who openly disagreed with radical protesters was poured gasoline over by rioters and set on fire. Radical protesters in Hong Kong have started behaving like ISIS members.
Asher Lopez
If there are any surviving patients, they'll have to quickly be transported via plane to an actual hospital. How long does the virus live on surfaces again?
>wink
Angel Walker
china didnt kill those sick people...its just a coincident
Xavier Bennett
NO
FUCKING
WAY
Evan Baker
>the couple on that third scooter who stopped in confusion and got killed in the most brutal way even though they could have easily escaped had they gone straight
>that cyclist who could have lived had he gone left instead of right
simple directions simple confusions much pain and loss
Pray Lord Brahma wipes this painful memory forever from their souls and reincarnates them as a pet cat to forget this
Jai Shree Ram
Josiah Edwards
Yeah I'm getting on a China-designed and built airliner, no worries.
Kayden James
isnt there an annotated version of this?
Jaxson Lopez
I would presume a shitty cement mix instead of concrete was poured into the form.
Angel Gonzalez
Gotta have that cigarette bro
Chase Phillips
bad day level: chink
Jace Roberts
Archived.
Adrian Young
Iran
Zachary Stewart
jesus. looked like he got vaporized on impact
Adrian Hill
the chink fears the bat
Ryan Harris
was this the hotel that just collapsed? lmao
Levi Baker
Did Michael Bay direct this accident?
Colton Watson
He's a really good salesman.
Blake Perez
Post original prediction nigger
Isaiah Powell
Fuckin saved
Alexander Green
Based
Cameron Long
What in the fuck
I get it's China but how is this legal? LOL