/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1697

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Time to meet your maker user

greetings from /asp/

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0 cases here

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Based OP, making the comfiest on Yas Forums

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china at 100 new cases/day and 80k in total.

it's rediculous to believe that. WTF.

Are we winning.... Bros?

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If you get corona'd, what will you do?

>UK

twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1236299949769441281

>21,254 negative.
>206 positive.

I don't think even normalfags are buying China's lies anymore.

SPORTS BALLS WILL SUPER SPREAD THIS
>russmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/2020-RussMatt-Schedule-3.5.pdf
SPORTS BALL NIGGERS ARE TRAVELLING FAR AND WIDE ACROSS THE U.S. TO PLAY NIGBALL.
Take into consideration the fucking hotels, partying, dining, airplane travel, and all other vectorpoints of infection. If your state isn't infected yet it fucking will be soon!

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argiebro aways deliver

>China hotel used for quarantine collapsed
oh no no no no no

Chillax, hope I won't die and watch some netflix
Too sick to play vidya

>Italian party leader infected, ate in China place for solidarity

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Take the government down with me.

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Jesus returned on 3/3/2020. 40 days and 40 nights of the storm until Easter 4/12.

>country right next to china
>20 cases no death
happening canceled

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Do you have any sources to back that claim up? Logic and realism is not a source.

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I’m in DE too and I think I caught it from Cheddars waitress that sneezed on me. Fuck.

Masterful Chinese engineering right there

Should i buy one?

amazon.de/magFlags-Flagge-Chinese-army-1911-1928-subsequently/dp/B00G7N0YSM

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why is this taking so long?

How is it the same person from argentina starts all these threads day and night?

Threads are being ran by an argentina shill

They changed reporting time to 7am probably to cover up something

Tomorrow will be interesting

Nice mask. What you pay for it and how many P3 filters do you have? Also how long do the filters last?

any proof crackhead?

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3074096/five-storey-hotel-collapses-southeast-china
> ‘Coronavirus quarantine hotel’ collapses in southeast China
> About 70 people believed to have been in the building at the time

Nuke Italy

South Korea has a GIGANTIC Case Fatality Rate, when using the formula deaths / (deaths + recovered).

Their recovered number is about the same as their serious + critical + dead cases. Thousands of recent positives haven't even got the time to get critical or die.

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Some people just fit the neetlife

Schizo containment thread. It's not happening. Only elderly and third-worlders are dying. This 'world ending disease' meme happens every other year or so. Swine flu killed up to half a million, and it still wasn't a happening.

The only 'happening' is from panic and chronically sick boomers and random schizos taking up hospital space.

China reported 114 deaths from flu in 2018. Yeah, absolutely trustworthy.

My current setup

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My name is John Campbell and I am a retired Nurse Teacher and A and E based in England. I also do some teaching in Asia and Africa when time permits. My PhD focussed on the development of open learning resources for nurses nationally and internationally.

HE’S A FRAUD.

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When are we going to really start feeling economic shocks due to Chinese shutdown?

looks like a fucking corona virus (in a star shape instead of a circle) what a fitting flag

>we beat smallpox
>we beat the plague
>wasting diseases like cancer remain the only threat to mankind

>nature: hold my beer

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Am I going to die

>68 new cases in Japan.
I have come to accept my death and the inevitable. Who else has accepted that they are infected? It is a strange but calming feeling.

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Will be interesting to see how Biden and Trump will defend keeping healthcare the way it is as the epidemic gets worse.

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woke up with dry cough

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>actively supporting the virus
Are we the baddies?

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We the division nao

Lmao

Don't forget to stock up on 151 or stronger vodka. It has many many uses including disinfectant, weaponization, and good for trade.

What are the serious and critical? Can't find anywhere. Only dead at 40 and recovered at 108

>South Korea has a GIGANTIC Case Fatality Rate, when using the formula deaths / (deaths + recovered).
How many die ?

>what is the flu

>70 people were believed to have been inside
So how many Chinese were inside?

Could've nipped corona in the bud if CHYNA didn't care more about saving face than people.

two more weeks

Rollll for proof

fuck yeah

Even neets have to sleep

>lurk moar
No reason as to why
Please surrender-nigger form full sentences okay? Simply eating cheese and not working while posting memes isnt an effective from of communication

2000dkk, 20, and a couple of weeks each.

>implying a purge isn't an objective good at this point

he has a pdh in health education and that's exactly what he's doing on youtube - educating people

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why would you post this you asshole

>implying any healthcare system, public or private, will be able to handle this

Stop shilling against him. He's a good guy.

how shit is our healthcare?

Decentralization is the real problem.

Relax, bro. It's a nothing burger. It will pass in a few years, once the human race is in the thousands, as it should be.

Spain will have more cases than Italy in a week or so. We're not doing anything

It's becoming clear it's nowhere near as dangerous or lethal as shilled on here.

So how long do we expect this whole shit to last? News is getting really repetitive. Its worse than H1N1

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> (OP)
>woke up with dry cough
>spain

Your dead dude

i believe u to be correct

cheap brands of 151 ???

if bernie were smart, he'd be making this point. too bad he's dumb. wish warren were still in it

1% false positives, nothingfishandchips confirmed

Nice, see you after the apocalypse when we can rebuild the world bro

>implying China's hasn't.

>that best case scenario by the public health engineer based off Italian data
>US set to run out of hospital beds by May
twitter.com/LizSpecht/status/1236095180459003909

She's also making super generous assumptions on the conservative side about R0 and doubling time, not to mention mistaking hospitalization with ICU

desu China still has had the best response by far to the virus
that said, the nature of this bug means it's impossible to contain

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Codger's a total NPC. Believes China's figures. Believes the NHS. Ignorant of all the published papers and known data on SARS-CoV-2, such as the fact that it's airborne. He's a shill, to calm folks down.

Time to protect your place with weapons

BWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how long till it gets to the outback lads asking for a friend

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because this happens in China every day
they're getting what they deserve

Couple decades.

There doesn't really seem to be an end in sight for this. It'll continue to spread in large part due to the ignorance and stupidity of the average person.

Holy shit I heard Jesus flying over my house

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Fuck hospitals. Survival of the good enough.

You can also euthanize yourself with it when the coofing gets tough...

years

Looking good lil’nigga

>Be China
>Spread china propaganda and 'purity' by forcing western corporations to accommodate their shitty government in order to do business with them
>Steal companies IP
>Have some of the worst standards in the world
>Shitty conditions and ineptitude breeds diseases
>Punish and quiet those who dare tell the truth and try to help people
>Lie through their teeth about everything
>Censor everything
>Spiteful and snowflake culture - can't take criticism and cry about people showing the smallest sign of disagreement with them
>Bitch about not being given unfair advantages

>Be Western
>Sell out to china cuz muh growing market

Sick and tired of this shit.

Half of this shit is wrong and just parroted CDC information. Like masks dont work but doctors need them because they went to medical school to train in how to wear a mask. Also so wrong about the infection rate and even the death rate which has been reported at least 3.4% to over 6%. Dont believe the media though, they want your panic clicks!

reopen kaaba and let coronachan meets her friends ebolachan, zikachan, merschn etc

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History being ironic again , kek truly is magical

Not as bad as ours.
Washington state has just acecpted that everyone is going to have corona chan in their lives and has stopped testing

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Global collapse when?

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-hotel-collapse-coronavirus-quarantine-fujian-province-death-latest-a9384546.html

Outback? No idea. It's already in fucking Toorak, Victoria so it's certain to be in every city and the surrounding suburbs.

He knows nothing about basic medicine you utter dumbfuck. Not a real MD. Keep hyping up a male nurse. You happeningburgers are sad af.

>desu China still has had the best response by far to the virus
Yea and it's so horrifying and demoralizing how little the Western world is doing about this. No way Europe will ever do anything close to what China did. Maybe the US will try something, but would that even work with how armed your populace is?

CHINA NUMBA WAN

Friendly reminder that fatality rate of 2% means that out of 1 billion infected 20 millions will die.

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Collapse now independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-hotel-collapse-coronavirus-quarantine-fujian-province-death-latest-a9384546.html

>US set to run out of hospital beds by May
I wonder how high that will pump the fatality rate. We're at 3.4% with pretty much the best possible treatment the patients can be given.

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The world is already feeling it

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Nice glasses, they look pretty airtight

Are those P3 filters?

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>Do you have any sources to back that claim up? Logic and realism is not a source.
This
Kek

I bought a handle of everclear 151 for 36$. Doesn't have to be everclear though. Just make sure it's 151 or stronger m8.

Are you user with buttbuddy? How dis things work out between you two?

Stop appealing to authority.

KEK

Now our cases are from Iran and other countries too.

NUKE EVERYONE lmao

Cover your ears too fren, GOOD LUCK

Yeah the Mexican space program hasn’t quite been able to reach the proper altitude yet.

Also show footwear, very important

>tfw in Geelong
pretty sure I'm fucked but at least it's not Melbourne

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If you're a boomer you might have already noticed that some of your medications are no longer available.

autumn ends
frogs settle down
into the earth

Nigger

>Career consisting of ground level experience in healthcare
>From an education which emphasizes evidence based practice
>Prioritization of using scientific literature which has been published by trustworthy sources
>PhD in teaching and effectively communicating information

Name where he's not educated enough to be discussing this? If anything I'm thankful there's someone with his insights and his experience, who also has a good education, to be able to deliver us daily & informed content.

alkaline my blood
take extra supplements and vitamins
vicks first defense
buy more MREs
chill

expect higher death rates in the US
>US to run out of PPE in days if workers are required to start masking and gowning up