Dont they know they need food to?

dont they know they need food to?

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Pizza and alcohol.
That's all I'd need to ride out the end of days.

Americans shit over 7 times a day.

7 times a day, a greasy shit log exits the average americans colon.

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The average American can survive at least 6 months on fat reserves alone.

She already did her (male) food shop. Gotta make several trips to Costco everyday.

wrap your poops in toilet paper. infinite burritos

>his body hasn't adapted to the harsh and unforgiving climate and evolved to the point where he can eat toilet paper and nothing but toilet paper
Never going to make it.

If you are fat you only need water and vitamins.

also you can use a wash rag to whipe your bugg you know?

that much toilet paper would last me a decade. why are people buying so much toilet paper?

Your ass is their food.

>eat toilet paper
>your shit wipes itself

You can only survive for 3 days without water but like 30 days without food. Obese people can live months without food if they are supplied with the necessary supplements.

She looks like she can survive a while without any food.

I think food is more important. This isn't a hurricane. Water and electricity shouldn't be a problem. If the lights go out and the water stops flowing because of a pandemic we got some real mother fucking problems.

>hasn't taken the toilet paper pill yet
you will not survive the coming tribulations.

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Room temp IQs, third worlders and total cunts are running riot not just across America, but anywhere this virus has hit. Unless Italy, Iran or China, such people should be just be put out of their misery!

iam safe now

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Yes, I mean imagine a tornado or hurricane coming in during August, September and trees coming down on power lines, but everyone too sick to repair down trees. So, yes, stock up on water, anons for down the road. This shit isnt going anywhere and we have hurricaine season coming in August.

That's California, post pics of real humans

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I shit once a month

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>buckle up kiddo these are the fucking end times

Wtf is with some of these pictures
Its not abnormal to bulk buy non perishables from costco, thats the fucking point

Like woah she bought TWO waters and TWO paper towels?!?!?

Why do these retards buy their bulk water in a million little bottles instead of the far cheaper 5 gallon jugs?

why the fuck are people buying toilet paper of all things? I can't even remember when I used one anymore

Did you not see the pizza at the bottom? This one is all set.

Look at your picture, that thing could live off fat stores for a year.

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I need tp for my bunghole

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Boomers are the niggers of the generations

Each of those large cases of 40 bottles of water are the Kirkland Signature Costco brand. They literally cost $2.99 a case

Disgusting fat mutts.

No more toilet paper for 23000 years, fuck.

I reckon there is about 14 cases of water on her cart. That is about $42 worth of water.

Eurpoors stay mad

It's called the Preppers Diet. No food, just tons of shitting

Preppers be crazy. I mean poopers!

Imagine the smell

Low IQ human

Here in Norway everyone's been panic buying up all the hand sanitizers.

emergency sharting supplies

Laughed harder than I should have

Pssst. Just let natural selection take its place.

Weakness dies, power survives.

It was about time.

MAOR
MAOR TP

2.99 a case at costco

Water filters have existed for like 25 years but people still buy bottled water. We live in a low intelligence, low effort society where the easiest and simplest method will always prevail even at our own detriment.

At least I know where to get my tp after I run out. Just follow the decomposing boomer smell.

dont worry, she looks like she has never missed a meal

all part of the psy-op to increase GDP, and local consumption

Are my faucets going to stop working? Why is everyone buying water?

You’ve never made a trip to the store for certain items? Like one day you are stocked at home with paper towels, but you need carrots versus the days you already have carrots but need to fetch paper towels.

I don't know. A mini distiller would be a good idea though, it could be useful for camping as well.

>collective psychosis
>shopping in rain
>getting all that paper stuff wet
americunts should be nuked

That's not even a big haul for a costco run. I've gone crazy in there before.

Are you retarded? It's wrapped in plastic.

pretty sure its all wrapped in plastic.. is that not available where you are or has it been banned?

the same amount costs $28 in my country
not sure why I should be mad

They are convinced the water will be shut off.

I read this post at number 3. CLEAN IT UP

it's not waterproof to ship openly in rain, dumb trailer trash

pica bezoar turducken

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Someone should tell them about intermittent fasting, fibers in your food

went to costco yesterday and saw one buying alot of tp. could well be for a business but still thought wtf the meme is real.

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They actually don't. Not a single one of them experienced famine in their lives. So they think about it as something that always will be available. But toilet paper is tend to vanish in most important moment, so they buying it while they can.

It tastes like you're drinking liquid plastic though. I don't know how people can choke that down.

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Yes it is, you stupid fucking Arab

They DESERVE all those life saving supplies. They are special people--BETTER people--and they must survive this imminent killer scourge. My G-d bless them.

user you are at the point where I am. You are understanding that although most of these people probably are good people. But the vast majority are stupid as fuck.

NC fag here. Just came back from Sam’s Club. Water and toilet paper supplies were fine, but Clorox wipes were completely SOLD OUT. Luckily I overbought last month.

Hold me.

>rotisserie chicken supply is still stable.

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That fucking pig could go 50 days without eating so year...all they need is water. Fuck it would be good for their health. This might actually benefit this fat fuckers.

City tap water is unreliable in a chaos event. It requires human maintenance and upkeep at a water treatment plant. If an actual panic event happens then the water stops running. Best option is to live on a farm and have your own well.

Bruhs... i only have three rolls of toilet paper left and publix is all out

... am... am i going to make it?