/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1696

oh lord shes even cuter at 0

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a bad case of the schizo

youtube.com/watch?v=rOcxYqGhxN8

BASED

> start coughing yesterday
> take a bunch of medicine
> sleep is miserable
> wake up to find I am coughing slightly less but I am running a massive fever
> I never run a fever, my immune system usually deals with illness before it causes many symptoms
Yeah I am thinking I am infected, good luck anons.

It's now said to have come from pangolins not bats

THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING THEM UP

This is why you need a gun

can someone give her the hazard suit????

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WHY ARE NORMIES PANIC BUYING TOILET PAPER?

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OH NO NO NO Poland bros, we got too cocky and fell out of God's graces!

are tim

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shes hot

Source: trust me bro

Haven’t smashed some tight yellow puss for quite some time because of this ridiculous virus, now Euro puss are gone from my list too!

>more threads than daily new cases in Europe
you guys sure are schizos

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The pangolin was supposedly the link between bats and humans
Of course it's all bullshit and the thing came from a lab

it is really civilisation if you have to scrape shit out of your asshole with your fingers?

latest cases hasn't been updated for like 12h now, you're slipping argiebro

aihw.gov.au/reports/hospitals/hospital-resources-2017-18-ahs/contents/hospitals-and-average-available-beds

aihw.gov.au/getmedia/d5f4d211-ace3-48b9-9860-c4489ddf2c35/aihw-hse-204.pdf.aspx?inline=true

more recent stats 61,647 beds are available to the public which can house 0.4% of the population at its best.

Thats 98,400 people, if 20% of cases need hospitalization thats only 492,000 people or 2% of the population that need to be infected.

13% of beds are not overnight stay and are counted as chairs lmao

70 Chinese coronavirus patients dead
Hotel they were forced to stay in collapsed

>WHY ARE NORMIES PANIC BUYING TOILET PAPER?
Because if you live in an import country, you stop getting toilet paper in the store shelves when the exports end

China and India have stopped exported a lot of medicine and their ingredients and precursors.

You will see soon enough.

it's superspreading

indeed

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North Korea's first confirmed Coronavirus COVID 19 patient shot dead
ibtimes.sg/north-koreas-first-confirmed-coronavirus-covid-19-patient-shot-dead-report-40042

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Does corona Chan relax during weekends? Not much happens during weekends

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Get your narrative updated. The chinks are now saying the American made Corona-chan and deliberately spread her to destroy the chinks from the inside.

if it's islamic, then yes.

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twitter.com/RT_com/status/1236294868781187072

Lmao

Chink hospital collapse mercy kills 70 corona patients
twitter.com/RT_com/status/1236294868781187072

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who is your daddy and what does he do

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They can't do anything right

perfection

we just had 60 cases and Switzerland keeps growing

these threads started before the first European case, so it kinda is a given we'll have more threads then cases some time.
There's already way more cases in EU then there are threads, soon there will more new cases daily then there are threads
later death numbers will climb above thread count
after that again, new deaths will be higher

>Hotel they were forced to stay in collapsed
Was the concrete fortified with shredded paper and plastic straws?

Less people doing testing. Weekend is for relax. Not for corona-chan though.

man, I hope you are right
I got a gas mask and stuff and be telling people to prepare for months and want to see them going down. I hope you are right

is dettol sufficient to disenfect surfaces/door handles?

Built in a week, gone in a week.

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My packages from AliExpress are shipping and two that I ordered after the outbreak arrived today (well yesterday I just checked my mail now.

I think the crisis is over !

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corona will remove the rainbow flaggots, all as it has been predicted

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You hear everything with delay unless you're there to witness it

Finally they are released from the grips of the CCP.

ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/samfund/27-danskere-er-registreret-smittet-med-coronavirus-i-danmark/8036663

>27 INFECTED IN DENMARK

FIX NUMBERS

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I love postcards from Corona-chan

BREAKING: Forty two more people have been diagnosed with coronavirus in the UK in the last 24 hours, taking the total to 206.
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1236298927068110848

>collapses
Convenient way of saying demolished

I thought all the CCP posters told us that the Chinese were better than the West because they could build hospitsls in a week?

if this is bait then very well done. very subtle and detailed

REMINDER: the shills have upgraded their scripts. Now the talking points are
>0.1%-0.6% death rate, nothingburger
And
>it's not a big deal if you get it. You recover fast and easy
Be on the lookout for these and stay safe

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of course its fucking niggers.
aus bros i hope you are ready to clean house soon same as us.

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How is scraping shit out of your asshole with your fingers wrapped with a thin sheet of paper any different?

Until Trump acknowledges how bad it actually is, then watch that boomer faggot change his tune.

>Gone is a five minutes

she fucks blacks

He knows

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70 people have been cured and ready to be discharged. See China has everything under control.

This is a nothingburger.

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Nah, you just got corona leaf

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Did you see his talk with Elon Musk. Holy fuck the chink is stupid as hell.

>RT
Hang yourself putinbot.
Use actual sources next time you absolute degenerate nigger faggot.

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Well I mean it's in China what else would you expect?

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Miraculously all of the staff escaped hours previously.

6th in chilel, a 17 year old with mild pneumonia, got sent home to quarantine.

minsal.cl/ministerio-de-salud-confirma-sexto-caso-de-coronavirus-covid-19-en-chile/

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.1% to .6% death rate has everyone freaking out? LOL

Kek. Today we learned how people in Singapore wipe their asses

There's a study using statistical analysis showing that wuhan alone most likely has ~1m infected. Seems more reasonable.

>13% of beds are not overnight stay and are counted as chairs lmao
HueHueHue

going to cabelas to buy crossbows

Is Trump one of those shills?

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206 UK cases now. I built a prediction model a week back, sharing now as it's been very accurate. Based on growth in Italy and Korea. Few different scenarios based on UK govt response and civilian decision making (both currently very poor/average). Feel free to save & share to friends/family.

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my sister is in belgium right now and she has gotten sick with a few of the symptoms of corona. she went to multiple concerts during her time there, and she is coming home tomorrow without being checked by a doctor. IM SO FUCKED.

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You need to wash your asshole with soap.

t. Muslim

>0 deaths
yeah, fucking bullshit

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That was like 2 weeks ago, now it's the west fault.

Link? “Trust me bro”

I just think no one who is in the risk group has been infected.

CHINA NUMBA WAN

Check this out

just wash your hands CCP

CCP propaganda Twitter: twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1236289484745932801

LIke it more now?

>shills
youtube.com/watch?v=u6oDqFGXQvI

Normies think they get to ask for help from us 6 weeks in.

You're here forever but forever ain't long.

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Ohh damn. Well you know. In this times u can predict that every relationship is gonna colapse some day.

This is the ideal female body. Either flat or big.

bill has it

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Shills? Why would a virus thread have shills? Take your meds...

Only two out. Good job, user.

Quality chinese manufacturing

maskschads will inherit the earth

G-guis they've gone back on saying you can't get it from parcels and are now saying there's a "low chance"

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Yep, that is better.
Everything other than RT, Sputnik and the like is acceptable.

yes

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no.. people just aren't testing. Americans are acting like nothing is going on. I will say my city's downtown is about 40 percent less active. Smaller crowds. less lines. Fewer cars.

Thank you blessed coronoachan

so turks are really immune to corona then? no cases in turkey either

zap that shit with a UV-C lamp

its almost like every government during the spanish flu lied about their numbers, they want to seem stronger than they are. think before posting

meant for

Has the virus affected you yet?
Already had a shift cancelled because of it.

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b-but how?
It was built in a week.
A FUCKING WEEK

they who

Chinese hotel, inaugurated in 2018, used to host infected "mysteriously" collapses.

twitter.com/ezracheungtoto/status/1236281572967374849?s=19

How the fuck is this not a pandemic?
I don't understand how they can continue to say its very serious, its severe, all countries need to stop it, its in almost all countries in the world, but yet it isn't a pandemic.

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>Hotel used to quarantine people collapses in Quanzhou, China; at least 34 people rescued so far, up to 36 others still unaccounted for
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236299538073366528

kek

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I heard that my Laos government is preparing to close border with Thailand.
They think Thailand is not looking good at all

damn, i remember all the memes about dying in the 10 day hospital collapse

Oh noooooo a few thousand people across Europe dead at most!!! How will we ever recover bros?

Get a grip schizos. Humanity has nipped this thing in the bud. A few thousand dead boomers makes this entire thing a nothingburger. This time next year we'll have forgotten the entire thing.

italy has a death rate of 3,7 or something
we got a mortality of 0,000000 in Germany

I am a bit disappointed desu
track girls are the best
There is one guy critical who has immune system because hes is getting organ transplantation, that is it all.
Why should they hide deaths? for real pls explain why

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what are you talking about?

you haven't quarantined your parcels? not gonna make it

How do you think she spread so fast in the beginning?

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>shills
Yes. That guy is one. His job is managing panic.

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There is nothing more cringe than a self-hating retard

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434v1

flat chest with flat tummy and wide hips is a prime breeder
get to watch them grow in real time after you plant your seed

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Next thing you know Chen is counted in those deaths even if he's not there.

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>twitter.com/RT_com/status/1236294868781187072
LMAO what a way to go

>multiple concerts
when have those concerts been user?

That’s how to quarantine people properly, they need to be trapped in somewhere.

The seething incels want us to believe that the infection rate is MUCH higher than it is, except we know the number of deaths. If infection is as high as some claim then the mortality rate is really low, lower than [put whatever they said here]. There's so much cognitive dissonance in posts here; if you want to believe a high mortality rate then you have to accept low official figures for infection.

TV experts and smug NPCs

Despite

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would be pretty stupid to say you have 0 deaths if you want to lie. They would say something like 19 or something more believable. 0 is a bold claim if you want to lie
don't throw stones if you live in a glass house KEK

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>for real pls explain why
To keep the fucking normies placated, you numpty!
Hurensohn Kleber und co-hure Slomka yesterday evening actually started vilifying fucking prepers on news!

Wish I have half the ball this chinaman has or had.

just anothe example why normies need to get wiped out of this planet

Wrong. The pangolins were infected themselves. F.

Wrong building, mutt

>we're very early into this so it's too early to say anything with any certainty
>here's what we're certain of : total nothing burger, at best a bad flu.
what a joke. china doesn't shut down their entire country for a flu.

So hot if only more women looked like this.

RT is known for posting fake news, you retard. It's literally just a propaganda tool.
Hang yourself sub-0 IQ negro maricon.

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CHINAAA

NUMBAAA

WAAAAAN

Because the economy needs to be upheld above all else, if it collapses then no one will have a good time.

that's a shame.

so they are going to build a bigger hospital in the same spot right?

+60 infected in Netherlands
188 total

I still don't know what I'm gonna do to decontaminate myself before going inside the house. What is the cheapest and simplest method of decon?

they can't count towards the deaths if they get crushed to death

RT is based, kys Khokhol

one sometime last week and another was literally YESTERDAY while she had symptoms, i can only assume she has been infecting others too, hopefully mostly niggers.

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not bad for an old hag, ngl

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It has been a pandemic for a few weeks now. They're deliberately not calling it one because it's a spooky word that scares money away.
Instead it is a 'medical emergency' or some such.

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>why should they hide deaths
the gov has fucked up bigtime, they dont want to admit it.
If Infections hit 1000 and still not a single death get ready for full on social breakdown in about 2 months. This will include famines and murder.

>RT is known for posting fake news
Every media outlet has posted fake news at one time or another, idiot

>der mann der kinder in eine infizierte schule zwang

Huge walk in microwave

What makes you think we accurately know the number of deaths? In China we've seen spikes of deaths in completely unrelated categories, suggesting they're hiding corona deaths by categorizing them differently. Ordering 19 industrial-level incinerators to wuhan also suggest they're mass-incinerating bodies.

What’s the survival rate of Italy?

China jiayou. Praise Xi, he's so good he's discharging people at light speed when these hospitals stop working.

Sssshhhhh, were trying to LARP in here

Chen is a faggot.
I remember he doing a video where he wanted to disprove that the Hongkong Rioters burned a man alive by showing how easy it would be to stage it by pouring some flame retardant on his own arm and burn himself. He ends up with 2nd degree burns and never mentioned it again, but still claiming that democratic rioters would never do something like this and all is CCP fakes.

He's a fucking ideologue and CIA-shill.
I wish the Chinese would just shoot these people, since they make legit dissidents and activists look bad.

His organ has been harvested.

tell her to self quarantine, it's only logical and she'll do it if she isn't selfish

That, my friend, is what is known as a Hohol. Or, Ukrainian, is how they're more commonly known.

>NORMIES JUST NOW LEARNING THAT CHINAS RECOVERY NUMBERS ARE A LIE

news.yahoo.com/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-fake-whistleblowers-191300391.html

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Chickens not bodies

They weren't going to count anyways

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In polad girls are hot, but stoopid. I think like everywhere tho

You may think Germany has no deaths because white people. However you have a large non-white population that would be dying like the Iranians if the numbers were accurate.

It certainly is a Pandemic. They know its impossible to contain now. Its only possible to slow the inevitable spread. Not calling it a Pandemic is only to slow the economic hit/panic this is going to cause

First death apparently happened a few hours ago and is only public because it happened on the street
Unconfirmed source.

yeah okay. Do you think the goverment would take the risk to be exposed for lying and get thrown out only so that Max does not get into panic mode and buys 4 toillet paper roles?
please tell me why the gov should lie to us when they are not responsible for a virus

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Amount of kremlinbots in this thread is becoming suspicious.

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So infections number MUST HAVE to be HIGHER NOW?
Remember days before?
All of you laugh at the 1 million-60% of world population of the world infected.
Keep moving goals

My name is John Campbell and I am a retired Nurse Teacher and A and E based in England. I also do some teaching in Asia and Africa when time permits. My PhD focussed on the development of open learning resources for nurses nationally and internationally.

ROFLMAO

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All women are stupid

wbijajcie anonki uwu
discord
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Quite literally is
>If we don't call it what it is, then it isn't what it is
This has been the case pretty consistently since 2010 onwards.

read below
obviously if she goes to concerts while showing symptoms she is pretty selfish. fucking cunt woman.

Alcohol or other strong disinfectant spray bottle, then a handwash with soap and showering.

What a fucking joke of an organization.
Tons of African countries are refusing to do anything because WHO has yet to say its a pandemic.

>Living here in China through the entire virus time from start to now I can tell you 100% there has been next to no recovery or restoration of anything yet. Almost everything is still closed and people are staying home. Yesterday the local government lifted the ban on restaurants so that people could go and sit in and dine yet talking to a few friends that have restaurants they have a supply problem as to serve their dishes (pork and chicken are still questionable with outbreaks of swine-flu and bird-flu going almost unnoticed by the western media but causing large problems here) and most people are not confident to go out yet anyway. I am in education and the word from the government to us is we cannot start until at least mid-April (that is the hope). If things go perfectly they will have us return the beginning of April, quarantine all the faculty and staff two weeks and then begin. My boss told me May is more probable. The plan had been to begin April 2nd, yet that was officially canceled but the provincial government. There is no recovery, just an attempt to fluff the stock market and to try and make themselves look good after this blunder. Depression is coming, it is just a fact of life and what goes way, way up must come down eventually.

Even tagesschau uses outdated numbers.
I BET a mask that they are covering it up under the pretense of privacy etc.

Or its hitler reincarnated

Also, they know the deathtoll will be in the millions

>we know the number of deaths
We don't. H1N1 had 14,000 confirmed deaths, yet WHO estimates 284,000. They missed almost 95% of H1N1 deaths, and the same is happening here.

Not hospital, but hotel for quarantine.

>Typical made in china tho.

How many hospitalizations?

Yes
Forgot 2015 New Years rape/sexual assault cover up?

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Would be pretty stupid to have hundreds of cases when you had two months to prepare to contain it and yet here we are.

Because greed comes first. Lots of dollaridoos hinging on whether this pandemic officially gets called a pandemic or not. That's why governments that base their policies on the WHO are retarded

Take off the memeflag mutt

>would be pretty stupid to say you have 0 deaths if you want to lie.
Yes that is correct and also no. First death = big media coverage

got 50k in full res?

Gee, I wonder why people took this long to put two and two together.
>can't go to work
>no one to make stuff
Sometimes I wonder how those NPCs were even able to leave the bed by themselves every morning.

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Chances that she is infected are insanely high. There are 1 confirmed and 10 suspected cases (4 days old news) in my area. The confirmed case lives in a small town about 3k people at best.
The virus is allready everywhere and going to a major social event basicly garantees getting infected.

What music was it? I want to know if I should feel sad or not.

They aren’t calling it a pandemic because it’s not besides it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

sys.Yas Forums.org/pol/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=246924128
>this post appears to be an automated spambot
keep cvg clean of discord trannies

dude why should they not admit that anyone died yet. Why? No normie would think Merkel is to blaim for Kong flu. Honestly, but I like your mindset, stay safe bru
I calculated a mortality rate of 3,86 yesterday. Not sure what it is today with the nw numbers

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that faggot will be hunted down like a rabid dog

fuck the ccp but its so damned sad to see because you know some of those patients died. this coronavirus is such a plague on us all. my god

>284,000 deaths
>was a nothingburger
>meanwhile corona has only 3k deaths
So why are we panicking?

they lie ALL THE TIME, user.

>Cockroache arrested for trying to smuggle 21k masks out of Austria
Why do I think Turkey is more fucked than they want to admit?

WW3 WITH THE DIRTY SHIT EATING CHINKS WHEN?

I FUCKUNG HATE THE SLANTY EYED BASTARDS , THEY LIVE AND FEED LIKE VERMIN AND ARE INFECTING THE WORLD WITH THEIR SHIT

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MONDAY
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shut the fuck up colgate, Dr. John is based

yeah sorry I don't speak taco

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i hope you die of corona discordfaggot

this guy is a faggot and he hates Germany with passion.

I think a lot of them are actually chink daigou buying it. At least from what I've seen myself.

China is an amazing example. Countries need to pull out all the stops!

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You know why its totally possible for the government to easily lie about stuff? because anytime someone comes close to questioning the narrative a million retards like you come out screeching "THE GOVERNMENT WOULD NEVER LIE YOUR EVIDENCE IS BULLSHIT!!!!"
Look at you user. Pathetic. People here don't think Epstein killed himself.

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Hope he gets charged for treason

*mutts law*

Yas Forums is never wrong.

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It's easy. You say "oh, those death's aren't from CORONA", they're "Severe Pneumonia", This one died of "Heart Attack", etc. Have we tested them for Corona? Why would we do that? We already know what they died from! Go away, racist!

you can only reply if your country has 0 cases