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>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 3/6/20
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>Pres Trump departs GA 3/6/20
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>Pres Trump @CDC in Atlanta GA 3/6/20
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>Pres Trump arrives @DobbinsARB 3/6/20
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>Pres Trump surveys tornado damage in Cookeville TN 3/6/20
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>Pres Trump arrives in Nashville TN 3/6/20
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>Pres Trump signs Corona-chan Funding Bill 3/6/20
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>WH Press Brief (VP Pence/Corona-chan Task Force) 3/6/20
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>AG IronBarr/FLotUS Melania/KAC @DoJ Natl Opioid Summit 3/6/20
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>SoS Pompeo on F&F 3/6/20
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>SoS Pompeo on CNBC 3/6/20
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>NECDir Kudlow inside WH 3/6/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/6/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/6/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 3/6/20
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RISE AND SHINE, IT'S BREAKFAST TIME! EDITION
MAGA!
MAGA
Never buy Stock.....again.
Until there is Hiring and Buying American. And Manufacturing returns to the United States.
MAGA
>One campaign aide said, “Ever since the first debate all of us faced a ton of hostility [when knocking on] doors…and could hardly get any volunteers. I once had a woman chase me back to my car demanding that I say you can’t buy the presidency.”
>Another told Klippenstein, “The people who liked Mike initially didn’t care about the sexual [harassment] allegations or stop and frisk, but they got turned off because they thought he made himself look weak and that he had let Warren walk all over him…I had to organize [a] debate watch party…The whole bar was full of Bloombros. You could just feel everyone getting silent and awkward whenever Warren tore into Bloomberg.”
>Following Bloomberg’s disastrous debate performance, many volunteers quit.
>One staffer noted that “phone calls with voters became more difficult.” He said, “The day after [the debate] when we made calls people were like, ‘Oh yeah, I was thinking about him [Bloomberg], but I’m not really sure anymore.’”
Some more from "Mega" Mike.
>Only 1,895 Americans have been tested for coronavirus – and 10% were positive, investigation finds, despite US officials' claim they have 'capacity to test 15,000 people'
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>muh million tests in a week
pence is a lying sack of shit.
Reminder to call all jews Metzitzah B'peh. It drives them insane and can never be banned for hate speech. Also if normies look it up they will see it's when rabbis suck baby dicks.
metzitzah b'peh מְצִיצָה בְּפֶה, Herpes from circumcision מציצה בפה, Eric Clopper, Bible: circumcision for "Jews and slaves of Jews", 20,000 nerve endings in foreskin, Circumcision trauma related brain damage
Fucking virus has fucking papers.
How do pronounce?
>go to public place to get tested
>get virus
This might work.
oh i wasn't talking about masturbation i just threw a random example out there but yes you have a point.
>Millions any day now
TL:DR LOL
Thx 4 breakfast bake fgt
How much stock do you own in testing kits? Two weeks straight for 24 hours a day, and you still haven't answered this question.
What stocks to buy rn?
>Never buy Stock
advice that expires upon general execution
>The whole bar was full of Bloombros
keke I would love to see pictures of them.
Go look up the new spending bill.
checked MAGA special bread
godspeed user.
be a good father to your kids and im sure you are. cheers
If Trump blowing up muzzie airfields and sandnigger generals didn't kill me, repealing NN didn't kill me, and niggers haven't killed me then I will never die.
Yaaasss fucking white male villain for our queeeen
I had an American breakfast today lads. The Jello-O was great, would eat again.
Military stocks ?
>"people" still watch Marvel shit
>it's a comfy breakfast bread
Thank goodness you delivered, baker...honestly, I was quite worried
The breakfast baconator has a sausage patty and an egg instead of the requisite ground beef...I think it has as much bacon as the regular baconator; like six fucking slices or something...what I wouldn't care for is that fucking swiss cheese sauce they put on it...I don't want cheese sauce on top of the usual slices of cheese
'she' is the new thor I imagine?
>Jello-O
>that image
What a mess.
After one dies from lack of medicine or food because of the pandemic.
>Jello-O was great, would eat again.
You're eating cow feet
It's a pasta.
>It's a pasta.
leaf
>fucking slices or something.
Wendy's bacon is absolute shit
Fuck you nigger, that's a full American. That breakfast is worth the daily salary of most third worlders and it is available ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.
I for one am tired of zoomers taking this level of abundance for granted.
They are wasting, sorry I mean investing, hundreds of millions of dollars into the pharmaceutical industry. The left is pushing testing kit stocks really hard. You might try those. Though face mask sales are plummeting as most of the world is moving on. DNC will get their slush spending though.
>You're eating cow feet
Yes, and I loved it
see this is why congressmen always retire with tens of millions of dollars in excess of their 174k salary. SEC almost never goes after them or their allies, either
PROTIP: eat a proper breakfast and you can out-work every other asshole who distracts themselves from 12:00-1:00
What liquor u drinking ptg, for me its bourbon and cola
/ptg/ I am so upset. I accidentally stepped on my co workers dress and it was pulled down in front of the whole team. The boss yelled out "I bet that's the most action he has had in years". I pretended I was sick and left. Also got a voicemail from HR, telling me to come in early Monday for a chat.
> shitting at work
Basically, because thor retired as a weak fat white male his time has passed
The only reason they were ok with making his sister evil was to also say she was the most powerful and it required the whole mutt gang to take her down.
>pastaleaf is here
>still getting (You)s
>now years fucking later
>SEC almost never goes after them or their allies, either
Lol, dude the Congress legalized insider trading for themselves. Its literally not against the law for them to use their insider information for trading stocks.
He's never getting those M&Ms back.
it's really interesting, you can't hardly get away from the breakfast bar anywhere
Stranger things have happene before. i nutted in a seringe and injected my male essence into a drunk coworker and she ended up pregnant despite being a virgin. Still laughin about that one lmao.
Shitting at work is based, paid to shit boi.
But yeah my bidet at home is way better, I usually shit like a clock, I’m shitting right now actually.
OMG IM GONNNA POOOO
>shitlet detected
You shit in the morning before breakfast. You process breakfast for 24 hours. It's simple.
Eat like a predator: Shit when and where you choose.
Eat like prey: Shit when and where the corporate machine allows.
Give me shekles goyim. Be my slave.
how do all these places make money?
Wild turkey with Iron City Beer chaser nothing else even close.
PROTIP: if you cannot complete your shit cycle in three minutes, you have a colon problem.
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I think I jerk off to much I cant even cum in pussy its always so wet that it feels nice but too mild. Fleshlights work but they have a more aggressive texture that super wet real pussy.
Checked, but why is there a 'groid in Viking mythology?
go to a synagogue
Sometimes you get late ploppers man
>how do all these places make money?
it helps they already have buildings and most of the stuffy they need, they just need a couple things, and to open a bit earlier