One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep because talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo Number Five Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hand on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hand once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet, the trumpet Mambo Number Five A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all to fall in love with a girl like you 'Cause you can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky
Reminder to call all jews Metzitzah B'peh. It drives them insane and can never be banned for hate speech. Also if normies look it up they will see it's when rabbis suck baby dicks.
metzitzah b'peh מְצִיצָה בְּפֶה, Herpes from circumcision מציצה בפה, Eric Clopper, Bible: circumcision for "Jews and slaves of Jews", 20,000 nerve endings in foreskin, Circumcision trauma related brain damage
Why can't you make a post that isn't utter dogshit? You're here every single day and i've never seen you make one funny, insightful or interesting contribution. KYS.
What is life, what is sweet, if it is missing golden Aphrodite? Death would be better by far than to live with no time for Amorous assignations and the gift of tenderness and bedrooms, All of those things that give youth all of its covetted bloom
Josiah James
tinnies please
Leo Turner
no one loves you tripcunt, not even that panfaced yellowrat who's using you for a passport.
Brody Green
>six, seven, eight nine 10 Pube's got children in his bed.
i will go down with this thread and i won't put my hands up and surrender
Kevin Gonzalez
Console me
Evan Taylor
There is nobility in this struggle
Ian Bell
do you want me to send her another 12 messages on sock puppet accounts to 'respond to mille'
Samuel Bennett
does your wife cook a mean chinese?
Jose Adams
What do you mean?
No, cheer me up
Brody Turner
She’s a fucking awful cook Yesterday she did a plate of one of those Tesco packets of beef with salt and hot spice
She thought it was disgusting and left it so I had to suffer it
Jeremiah Morgan
You’re gonna make it duck Just picture in 20 years your name in a news article read by ‘AG’ and she sees it and feels pride that you once messaged her That’s the reality, that’s the truth
