/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1695

0 cases here

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Im afraid no. You wasn't blessed by her touch. Yet.

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Nowhere did I say I believe them anontard

Post tits already you autistic jewess. I know you want to.

He's the Ron Perlman of /cvg/

It's slowing down lmao, Yas Forums BTFO.

Dipshit

milkies pls

Reminder to call all jews Metzitzah B'peh. It drives them insane and can never be banned for hate speech. Also if normies look it up they will see it's when rabbis suck baby dicks.

stage 1: corona-chan pays a visit to my country

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FUCKING DIE YOU RETARDED BADMATHS BOOMER I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS LITERAL WHO TO GET THE COOF

Never buy Stock......again.

Until there is Hiring and Buy American. And Manufacturing returns to the United States.

based boomer bill

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This is your brain on Trumpcult

Meant for

These threads move so fast, no one will notice I have coronavirus

/Porto/bros, respirators, eyeware and filters are all still available. We absolutely have hundreds of cases in the region already. Get them before the panic wave or Gov ban. Don't rely on our country managing to contain it, you just know we won't.

Search for "semi máscara reutilizavel portugal" to get it locally, faster and cheaper.

MOLE UP!

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It doesn't but if you're carrying the virus chances are a sneeze will spread it.

>archive.is
Everyone in here is a fag

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+60 Netherlands

>0 cases
There you go.

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Based suicidal leaf

>fox news downplaying coronavirus news as political trouble for trump
>fox news viewership is the most vulnerable to dying from the virus
>fox news will surely cause death toll to be higher
Anyone else notice this?

May have coronavirus here so self quarantining.
So far anons suggested
Mucinex
Shit loads of water
Vitamin c
Pain killers
Anything else to help me through this?

Not sure if you’re joking or not but anyway it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

BLAZE IT DESU

YONHYAKUNIJUUMOYASE

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I’m not going to write a thesis explaining the mechanism of action or efficacy of ethanol against enveloped RNA viruses on a Mongolian Animal Husbandry discussion board. What I will tell you is that different viruses, bacteria and spores react differently to various disinfectants. As well, N95 masks DO offer increased prophylactic against fomites riding within aerosols and droplets, but not gaseous infectious agents. Many of the PPE failures related to Coronachan are due to conjunctival transmission which the media is NOT reporting on.

I noticed...but nobody will notice that I want to suckle Rashida Tlaib's monster tigger nitties

Your country has 33 cases now.
Weeks before India had not a single one new... so...

He's absolutely correct but also a fucking moron for thinking that this is a good thing, it means that people who aren't counted are going around happily spreading that shit until they are.

almost best coronachan just need 20000 cases

OK boomer

I have 3 turds in my toilet. If I dont count them, they dont exist. When I count them, they do. This isnt goddamn Schrodinger's box you dumb cunt. If you dont count the infected who are asymptomatic they spread it and more people die.

>A US Navy sailor stationed in Naples, Italy, has tested positive for coronavirus, marking the first positive case for a US servicemember stationed in Europe, according to a statement from US European Command and US Naval Forces Europe-Africa.
edition.cnn.com/2020/03/07/politics/us-navy-sailor-coronavirus-europe/index.html

I just sneezed

SHOW BOBS AND RICHARDS

pornhub
porntrex
exhentai
pixiv
dlsite
berniesanders

Brainlets and NPC's over here are STILL showing up to this big skiing event outside of Oslo even after the norwegian CDC stepped in and told people to stay the fuck away from it. City cucks still think its just a flu bro, boy oh boy this will backfire hard on these retards. 2-3 weeks from now Oslo will be Wuhan 2.0.

vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/xPvJOn/avlyste-folkefesten-for-aa-unngaa-t-bane-smitte-kollen-ekspressen-gaar-likevel

O.6% lethality confirmed from South Koreas extensive testing.
Nothingburger.
These threads are kike shillthreads.
Keep postingveevised lethality numbers 0.1%-0.6% and ridicule these scared little NPCs.
Remember to sausage

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KILL
YOURSELF
FAGGOT

Literally had 3 more cases confirmed.

I don't even know what to think is this virus any more. It seems as if things are slowing down and loosing momentum.

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*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

N I C E

RED SUN OVER PARADISEEE

Thanks mate!

They aren't

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Yeah people wasting their time inside when they should be out in the sun with friends enjoying the weekend what people don’t realize is it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Corona-chan is cute!!

Is this guy for real?

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yea i'm thinking BASED

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>33
What could it mean?

Thanks for literally killing me with your cheetoh memelord you fucking faggots

Put on a trip if you are confirmed, post updates when you can.

There is no treatment other than symptomatic treatment, so just hope you dont develop pneumonia and need a ventilator.

UK figures when

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10 days from now israel gonna shit its pants
so many soldiers will get infected because they are dumb conscript fucking kids and it will infect the officers and higher ups as well.

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0.6% lethality
Severe common cold
>PANIC GOYIM PANIC WAAAAAHHHH
If you are under 80 you can use pic related to survive this severe cold.

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>just need 20000 cases
May draw one eventually.

i definitely caught it, i'll see you on the other side

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Some day you'll figure out how to change your dns. I believe in you

Yes he is peak boomer and I hope Corona-chan fucks him hard and leaves him breathless.

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Lmfao people are still freaking out cause of a 0.2 fatality rate virus for anyone younger than 50

158000 tested
6284 confirmed infections
108 Recovered
40 dead
So you are basically telling me that over 97% of the positive patients are going to simply sit in limbo forever?

Need a bulge

>no figures
>no Dr John morning update

they're covering things up bros

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We should all talke a break from it for a week.

Just don't think about it or visit /cvg/ then comeback and see what you've missed and if its enough to be considered something

I saw that last night. Her Mom gave all of them a teaspoon of baking soda in the morning...I wonder if it altered the PH of their blood outside of the comfortable range of the virus.

Ironically dies of coronavirus.

US mortality rate is 5%, not .5%. World mortality rate is about 2%

Those on immunosupressants are probably going to die

Once a week lol

>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! THIS VIRUS IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!! YOU'RE A SHILL IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME!!!!!"

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If you're so sure then go get tested. There's a special number you can call but I don't have it.

When they write the script to keep the normies under control that all is well and go back to your cagies

This user gets it. Im literally taking a shit posting the actual lethality rates of 0.1-0.6% and watching these retards freak out.
Only a pussy faggot is scared of this cold virus. The weak shoukd fear the strong.

I probably have it but I'm not going to the doctor.

That will be like 1 billion or something.

tfw begging for it for days and he actually delivers.
my respects to you.

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NATO fucked in the ass by Corona-chan WHEN!!!??

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44+135+179
44/170+.2458
.2458x100=24.58
The fatality rate in SK is 24.58% you literal retard

Wow she survived the spanish flu, multiple world wars and the hollercost

Whisky.

Why is your government more autistic about morgues than setting up ICUs or beds ?

What the fuck ?

Are they though? In comparison with China the West has able to contain the virus reasonably and the only people deceasing are old or had underlying illnesses.

Imagine living long enough to experience TWO apocalyptic pandemics

FUCK

South Korean testing more accurately counts total infected.
As such the lethality rates have been revised and are between 0.1-0.6%

This is a severe cold virus and nothingburger.

Oh, that number is identical to your IQ... What a coincidence??

kek, you're welcome user

>.2%
That's still twice as deadly as the seasonal flu. Actual CFR will be closer to 1%.

>Less deaths per day than the flu has per year
Somethingburger

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dood is that a dialysis machine. wtf, complete organ shutdown?

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aihw.gov.au/reports/hospitals/hospital-resources-2017-18-ahs/contents/hospitals-and-average-available-beds

aihw.gov.au/getmedia/d5f4d211-ace3-48b9-9860-c4489ddf2c35/aihw-hse-204.pdf.aspx?inline=true

more recent stats 61,647 beds are available to the public which can house 0.4% of the population at its best.

Thats 98,400 people, if 20% of cases need hospitalization thats only 492,000 people or 2% of the population that need to be infected.

13% of beds are not overnight stay and are counted as chairs lmao

is he trying to spread fear? Isn't he right?

3.4% if you take the WHO datas as true.

>hotel collapses
>turns out it was used as a quarantine center
Did they really just false flag themselves?

> C U N N Y
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50k+ recovered in entire world stop being a fucking shill

>Von Der Leyen
youtube.com/watch?v=iTbTyFloelc

the only thing slowing down are the supply chains

>Severe common cold
Kek. The shills have upgraded this from
>literally just the flu
To
>severe common cold
Top kek m8. Top kek

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noice job m8.

When you don't care about accuracy numbers mean whatever you want them to.

Schrodinger's box with coronachan inside just flew over my house.

It's the 20% hospitalization rate that comes with the overwhelming of the medical infrastructure, China not manufacturing and the shortage of drugs and subsequent economic downfall that I'm worried about. On top of that we know almost nothing about the virus that is concrete data, but a lot of speculation.
The mortality that you are citing is not confirmed at all,and may be true but may be very much underestimated. Another thing is a power vaccum that this virusa may create. There are a lot of things to worry about with this.

>In comparison with China the West has able to contain the virus reasonably

You are deluded, if anything if you believe Chinese propaganda they managed to slow it down while in the west everybody is pretending its fine.

They don’t want to admit it’s a nothing burger so they ignore the new proof of the death rate of 0.02-0.1%

Is it true that the virus cant hop from human to roach? Not a single case in Turkey yet.

that will be the time when the shitskins make their move

F
Israel is OVER

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>literally lies
scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3065187/coronavirus-south-koreas-aggressive-testing-gives

0.6% lethality nothingburger

oh no, how terrible

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Don't worry user as long as those submariners are underwater they are safe and nuclear armageddon remains an option.

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>plane full of canadians that were infected
>down over iran
>a heavily hit corona area

>kobe tried to flee or warn someone after getting news from Chinese officials of the outbreak
>could have been infected himself

>US government tested disarmament in the event of mass hysteria

>Australia sets own land on fire to kill bats that were carrying the virus

>CDC uses Vaping "epidemic" to cover up the outbreak

>soccer female drops dead in iran, from the virus

it all makes sense now... they've been trying to contain it for longer than you think...

QUICK

SPRAY ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL EVERYWHERE

salamat dok

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Some say you can use vih antivirals or vitamin c but tbqh it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

its more like this:
I have a massive silo of marbles that can change color. if I only grab 2000 marbles from the top of the silo and count which ones are red, then I know how many of the ones I picked are red. I still have no idea how many are red in the whole silo, and the number of red ones currently in the silo increase at a rate of 6 new red marbles for every red marble that existed 14 days ago

CORONA CHAN TOLD US A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

THAT THE SYSTEM AND THE MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT
THE HUMAN BEING SECOND CLASS

MAY COVID19 BURN DOWN THE SYSTEM AND KILL EVERYONE WITH AN EVIL GENE

2nd'ed, excuse to perfect a kraut hot toddy

It's fake:

m.kenh14.vn/nu-benh-nhan-nhiem-covid-19-co-bieu-hien-stress-vi-doc-thong-tin-cong-dong-mang-bay-to-thai-do-gian-du-voi-minh-20200307190837231.chn

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probably, after refusing to go to hospital while having CRITICAL SYMPTOMS

Looks cute, but also funny

>its slowing down lmao
Its been increasing since monday last night we went from around 101k to 103k an increase of 2000 in less than 12 hours

The past weeks anybody questioning the doom scenario was called a shill, now anybody who perpetuates the doom scenario is called a shill. WHICH ONE IS IT?!?

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O.1-0.6% lethality is a severe cold

Rates are less than that for healthy people under 80
Nothingburger
Cope

He is talking about SK fuckhead.