AUS/POL/ - WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE EDITION

the meme is that you enjoy taking four dicks at once

The meme is that you must lurk 2 years before posting
If you're a real Dutchman and not a morrocan then Hello from the diaspora

Fuck, i live just up the road from macquarie centre.

Its been fun shitposting with you lads.

nice spacing there faggot

Its called formatting you intolerable autist.

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>guy posts picture of gf and scoob
>get's doxxed
>gf get's tons of messages from anons
>high jinks ensure

go back to plebbit you stupid fuckhead
>maybe format your head

It's a joke user, who wants a old gay, pipe hound twins or a shitty Subaru??? Even tho no cunt could get either 3 on here.

Criss cross.

>oh look someone else for formats their posts

I drive a subi lol

drive it off a cliff

Have a cry nob.

Gods work, user.

I'd take the gf and the Subie

I might if you never posted in Aus/pol/ ever again

Why is captcha such a retard?
Says cars, click the 3 squares that have cars
>try again user
Seriously?

Angry little cunt aye? What happened, did dad come home pissed again?

I dont do plebit.

Imagine being this angry over spacing.

Use the audio captcha instead, much less hassle

I can do it drunk but somehow your can't pull it off sober

It will sometimes fail you regardless of what you click to filter bots. Change your IP and clear your cookies.

try doing that 8 times slowly waiting for the squares to slowly fill only for it to say try again later

I don't believe you because your shits gay and you post like a fag
my dad isn't alive. if he came home id be a bit worried

>Criss cross.
Applesauce.

Refreshed cookies, cbf getting up to reset the modem though, see how we go.

Boom first time! Thanking you anonymous fren
When it starts pulling that shit I bail

I'd think farther would be ashamed at the level of salinity you have bestowed on this thread.

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Kek.

wtf is a farther? are you phone posting too?

pop quiz anons, a qt3.14 japanese girl wants to have sex with you but you know race mixing is wrong, what do you do?

This.

Yeah big arse is no good.

I'll tell you next week, she's 20 and petite and I want her to say やめろー while I'm pounding her

Fuck her with a condom so you don't make any hapas

pull out and blow on her face.

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>police alert banks of transactions in lead up to Christchurch terror attack anniversary

Where is this file that was leaked?

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Just go on down to the ranch pub and hit the pokies. You get russian roulette and pokies for the price of just pokies.

The links in the op
first article

>Cops alert banks to terror transactions ahead of Christchurch attack anniversary

Yes, sir, I would like to purchase 1 terror, please

>having sex and getting virus
enjoy your spread

yeah, i mean it would be really tempting but the thought of potentially making a hapa concerns me and stops me every time

Whos got the coin slot/roastie flaps edit?

how hard is it to find a girl who is decent enough to have a relationship with but also swallows as well?

Yes, daddy, SQUIGGRE! SQUIGGRE!

about as hard as your cock get's thinking about it

That's reasonable. The risk is probably low if you both use a condom and pull out, but some things are more important than sexual pleasure

I know user, I know

timesofisrael.com/us-army-scraps-1b-iron-dome-project-after-israel-refuses-to-provide-key-codes/

This is the most surreal thread I've ever read. No shit the Aussie shitposter exists: he exists and violently eviscerates slants, abos, pooftahs, and other Aussies, using words that don't make sense anywhere but in dan enda. What are you guys doing this month?

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入れってほしいの、アノンくん
中出しする。。。お願い!

go bugger yourself

which one is renee?

Staying in my room and never coming out

Den mek me brayk yer grand harness

i feel ashamed that i actually know what this means

take the cock out of your mouth dickhead

Strueth, 'ave a gander at ol' mate here. Fuckin' no clue, ay. Seppos, fair dinkum. What do you do, but.
Fuck jannies.

Is it Japanese for doing sex?

Ahhh, a fellow man of culture. Pray tell, which author is your favourite, as you are clearly a purveyor of fine literature, as am I. For me? It's Tanabe Kyou.

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Your turn, headdick

What if the Yas Forums april fools joke this year is to convince pol there is a cure for corona then tell them nope, we’re still all doomed

You're going to hell

my cock is to small for me to suck it, and it isn't on my head. fuckwit

No shit, they stealth edited that article and removed the screencap

Here user

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You don't need Yas Forums for that prank. We're living it

yeah, the user basically wrote down a jap girl saying put your cock in me user kun, please creampie me.