This makes Europoors seethe

Once youve driven a truck you can't go back to a car. The cabin is huge and comfortable, not to mention ride height is superior. Its like driving from a couch.

Sounds like you have a small dick

i think one of his point is that americans can ride this without worrying about shit like that

American Trucks are so cool. I wish they sold them in Japan.

thanks for your honesty

>No 7.3
>gay

not really a reason. if you've never driven a truck then you don't know any different so why bother.

everything about this vehicle screams FAGGOT

Minivan is the true patrician's choice.

and they are safer in crashes compared to say a Ford Fiesta

*pulls behind you at stoplight then adjusts suspension to perfectly align headlights with your rear view mirror*

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and an 18 wheeler is safer compared to a truck and a tank is safer than an 18 wheel. what point are you trying to make here

>big car small tires = obese murrican with micro penis (cut)

Why should someone seethe over a car? Most europoors aren't climate cucks

Not nearly as hard as I'm going to laugh at your Smartcar.

yeah.....wanna know how i know this guy does fuck all work with his truck....these guys are faggots.
the worst is seeing faggots with duelies doing this gay shit

American veteran cars are actually pretty popular in Norway.

Also a friend of my dad bought a 6 wheeler Raptor.

I'd rather take a late 90s Hilux Raider

This car wouldnt fit in intimate european roads, and youd increase the chances of fucking hitting a pedestrian with this monster.

I drive an Audi TT Mk1 3.2 v6.

Fuck your truck, you will never own a Bauhaus inspired and designed car. I'm not even German, (thank fuck) but I can appreciate when they manage to do something right.

I drive a model 3 normally

But I drove a fully loaded and pimped out 2018 F150 the other day for about 8 hours. It sucks compared to my model 3. The seats are uncomfortable, it's slow, ride was not smooth and onboard electronics are not integrated well together. The 30 gal had tank is laughable, hard to believe so many people drive such inefficient machines here in Texas...

some people need a statussymbol to feel better.
A car is and will be for me just a transporter from A to B

Orange van bad.
I'd just get pic related with the same money 2bh.
Lexus is the patricians choice and will out last anything else on the road and with class.

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Contractor work, can fit your crew in the cabin and all the shit you need in the back.

But if you actually used it for that it wouldn't look that nice, so that guy is just a faggot with bitch skin on his hands.

Best road trip vehicle ever. Room for 5 adults.

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Yep, voted for the GOP ticket. Won't let those demorats get into the Whitehouse and take muh gunz!

Yeah but, how much does it spend? Imagine having this shit in Europoor countries with such tax rates on the gas.

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This '99 Excursion with the 7.3 powerstroke and 60k miles will set you back US$53k in Australia. US$4.00 a gallon for the privilege too.

Fucking outrageous.

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Sometimes orange can be pretty boss. The front fender could have probably been done in black as well and it might have looked a little better, but meh.

get a Land Rover you city fag

>Contractor work, can fit your crew in the cabin and all the shit you need in the back.

yes obviously some people could make use of it but they're in the minority. for most people buying one of these its just the admission fee for a dick swinging contest

Who else can’t wait to watch the mass truckold seething when Cybertruck is on the road making all these orange little boy trucks look like the matchbox toys they are? Going to be cope like we’ve never seen before.

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Would rather have a van like a Ford Custom for every day use, and in anycase, for cheaper you can buy ex-army stock, proper job trucks that crush cars for fun.

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>Room for 5 adults.
like most other cars on the street retard

Never skip wheel day bro

Ah yes there's nothing that gets me more jealous than a hideous shade of orange that I can't park anywhere on the road in england without an HGV license nevermind in my driveway. You got me America you win hands down....

they are appearing more and more on our streets and let me tell you
they are shit in my eyes
wanna drive somewhere ? get a normal car that uses less fuel thus saving your Money
Wanna carry heavy loads ? buy a tractor, they are dirt cheap around here and can carry more
Wanna do Logistical work ? Buy a real truck, it will do the trick way better and like tractor theyre dirt cheap around here

this Thing is just for guys who Need to cope cuz of their dick size, no hate on US anons since i know it is Kind of a way of life, but in Germany this Thing just screams cope

Imagine the emissions tax on that behemoth.

straya gets it

this

come to the US Achmed. Trucks are common.

Yeah okay Nigel keep sucking dicks and being arsefucked. Womens vaginas are pointless because you'll never know how good they feel anyway.

God damn i want this, perfect utility vehicle and you won't be ruined driving at around.

I see more and more pick-up trucks over here in Vienna and it's always some turk, arab or balkanigger driving them.

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>loicense
lel

those trucks wouldnt even fit on our roads.

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This. It doesn't make sense to drive trucks here. It's better to get a motorcycle.
youtube.com/watch?v=hF9mmnslgec

usa usa usa

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sounds like an invasion
stay cucked

>trucks
You mean that Lorry guv?

Stop reminding me RRREEEEEE

sounds like hypocrisy
stay cut

stay mad Mihai

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no lorry is a 18 wheeler. trucks are anything that arn't lorries or cars or busses

>be burger
>work construction, use truck
>live in rural area and rural roads, use truck
>completely renovate old farmhouse, use truck
>turn fifty year old barn in to four car garage, use truck
>move tractor to other farm, use truck
>have actual need for truck, use truck
>see pavement princesses like OP on the daily
>my shit is beat to hell, with over 300K since bought new in 07
>give zero fucks and get back to work
Why care?

>bauhaus

That's what seething poor fags say to cope at night
F150's are shit
That's like saying steak sucks because you've never had it, what a stupid british argument

>seething fags
For the same reason you need a car at all in Yuropoorland
>muh public transport
You don't need that M3 or even hot-hatch. But you CAN have them so you do.

You CAN'T have a big awesome truck, we can you can't kek

suck it Yuropoors.

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>tfw I get in my F-150 Platinum with heated leather seats, dual moon-roof, and 700-watt 10-speaker stereo, crank Led Zeppelin up to maximum volume and punch the 6-liter V-8 engine, burning up 5 dollars worth of gas just to go up the street for a pack of smokes and a 12-pack of ice-cold Coors Light

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You can put a bunch of gear in the back and go on unpaved roads. For example, a recreational application would be to put camping equipment, a barbecue grill, dirt bikes, and guns in the back of your truck, and then you go to a location unreachable by a car.

My baby is a Toyota Tacoma.

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if you've never had steak then you don't know it's better because you've never had it. you can't know something before you know it. so why buy a pointless truck that has features most people don't require on the off chance it might have a few select features that are better than a car. just retarded dick swinging pointlessness.

Based.

USA USA USA

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>be fat murican
>make big cars to carry my 600lbs ass
>make it ride really high so i can't climb in to cabin
>??????
truly shows a mentality of typical american

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You can do the same shit in a suzuki samurai

They will fit but it would be inconvenient, and they won't fit many of your village roads except the thru-road. Ive been in your land Nigel so you can't fool me.

We can have an M3, A4, Abarth hot hatch, a Jag, an Aston.... but you can''t have a giant truck which is a real pleasure in wide-open spaces.

You seem reasonable tho guv I don't want to insult you, just seething Yuropoor faggots who have limited options.

You'd have a riot out in our camps with toys and campers and bonfires, guv, love ot have all you Yuros but you have to stop seething first.

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God damn, imagine seething this hard. Calm down, Greta.

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beautiful man, beautiful

>You CAN'T have a big awesome truck, we can you can't kek

>northdata.de/GMC Europe GmbH, Eggersdorf/Amtsgericht Stendal HRB 25766

so GMC created a European Branch with a working logistical System just to bring These gas guzzlers over to europe and then tell us we CANT BUY THEM NOW ??`
pls stop posting, youre embarrassing the other US anons in this thread

So....why would you lift it if you can't get inside of it? No one does that if they can't get in the vehicle

we have range rover, well better than any american car.

>My baby is a Toyota Tacoma.
You'll get over the Tacoma meme when you realize you get no better gas mileage than a full-size, and get no better maneuverability or off-roading ability than a 1/2 ton.

I do still love them if it's your truck, nice truck. Toys ain't what they used to be, though.

Hopefull the Bronco is can go topless *wolfwhistle*

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Why do you need to shitpost on the internet?

you're the american here, explain

You can buy those in Europe. You can buy Hummers, Mustangs, Chargers and all sorts of other makes/models, they just aren't popular. We have corners. Before you start Brits can own guns including AR-15s (see section 2 of the firearms act)

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whats seething about that ?
why should i buy such a useless car for 30.000,- + when i can get a Mercedessitzer for 5.000 and less ?

You really can't. See pic related.

>truckold with a BBT
Truck cucks write their own jokes top kek

>those trucks wouldnt even fit on our roads.
proceeds to argue with exactly the opposite point 68 made
American education everyone.

Well I know a truck is better because I have one. you seething yuropoors keep asking why Americans drive trucks and that's the reason, they're better. You keep commenting and disparaging a lifestyle you're all too poor to understand, by your own admission.

>They will fit but it would be inconvenient
then what's the point. I don't need hastle when driving. better just drive our cars that are suited to our roads and when in america drive trucks. back to OP's question why don't euros drive big trucks is because our roads aren't designed for them.

I can't wait until gas hits $5 per gallon again.

>Why do you need to shitpost on the internet?

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It's coming. Everyone is skint. I was the fastest vehicle on the motorway the other day. Hope the PCP payments were worth it faggots

So you can stop being a faggot?

I have a pic related, it's a proper gentleman car. A SUV for sophisticated people. You can keep your white trash pieces of shit over there for all i care.

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You know back in the 90s you could claim a Mog was a great off-roading vehicle. That's not true anymore, 40-year-old US axles are stronger than Mog portals.
>tfw old farm truck is more robust than your $300,000 USD Mog
Too bad so sad.

sorry bout your sissy toothpick axles Yurobro

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I've just always loved the Tacoma body style. It's not a big big truck, like an f150 nor is it small like a Colorado.
This one was a 2010 that cost me 20k. It already had the lift, tires, window tint, and blue tooth and speakers inside. Under the hood was super clean.
Speaking of Colorados I used to have one of them too.

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