/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1694

It's Saturday morning for me, and I have a lot of work I should be doing, but instead, I have to be here to keep track of the corona. It's exhausting!

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That is also assuming those beds aren't used by anyone else
No country has the resources or manpower to effectively administer quality medical aid for a severe issue on a large scale, there will be many many dead

How many people need those beds on a regular week? This might be the best instance of applied eugenics since the US stole the idea from NatSoc Germany.

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Pls reply

SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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The head of our leftiwng party that organized anti racist banquets with chinese immigrants to protest racist prejudice coming from the virus, is now infected with it, lmao

Meanwhile, Brazilian authorities
>"We won't do cointainment because it is useless"
>"Don't go to the hospital unless you have acute symptoms"
>"Internal contamination is inevitable"
>"Fuck off, we'll all die HUEHUEUEHEUHEUEUHHEUUEHUE"

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If you coof on bums it will

Sauce here
google.com/amp/s/www.repubblica.it/politica/2020/03/07/news/coronavirus_zingaretti_positivo_al_test-250519476/amp/

maturity is recognizing your limits

Make a stink about the homeless situation in your area and how politicians aren't doing enough about it, or fake the opening of a new homeless shelter to get some politicians down there shaking hands.

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You missed out the public beds btw, total beds are 94,100
If I calculated correct based on our population only 0.003% of the population can use the beds before there are no more

We got too cocky PD bros

Fuck, meant 0.3%

Location dear broder?

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you should count oxygen balloons for each bed, not only beds

Life,huh, finds a way.

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lol

How many are ICU beds with mechanical ventilation? Something like 6% require an iron lung to survive not just oxygen

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>It's just a flue bro

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Assuming only 40% of the entire Australian population is infected, and 20% of those need the hospital, and assuming everyone else in the country is magically healed of their other issues and no one needs hospital beds except corona patients, only 4% of them will be able to get a bed

only 2% of the pop needs to get infected

Not me nigger. I'm not leaving my house so how could I get it? If I do I'm going straight to city hall and spitting on everyone I can though.

Nice legs

nypost.com/2020/03/06/the-nightmare-of-living-quarantined-under-coronavirus/

I have little ones so quarantine would be miserable, why don't these guys just play Fortnite or some shit?

most people have jobs and family, they will continue to do such things and spread it. we are a minority

most people have jobs and a family, they will continue to do such things and spread it. we are a minority

will this be the end of global kosher hegemony?

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Just came back from the groceries. Wore a half-mask for fun (obviously going to a supermarket where no one knows me), to make people nervous, and it was interesting.
Zoomers were amused.
Boomers were confused and angered.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA GOOD. I hope he spreads it to all the niggers he so loves.

>Boomers were confused and angered.
their default state really

Is Corona going to cleanse your cities of enrichment and peaceful truck drivers?

aihw.gov.au/reports/hospitals/hospital-resources-2017-18-ahs/contents/hospitals-and-average-available-beds

aihw.gov.au/getmedia/d5f4d211-ace3-48b9-9860-c4489ddf2c35/aihw-hse-204.pdf.aspx?inline=true

more recent stats 61,647 beds are available to the public which can house 0.4% of the population at its best. Thats 98,400 people, if 20% of cases need hospitalization thats only 492,000 people or 2% of the population that need to be infected. 13% of beds are not overnight stay and are counted as chairs lmao

We just had reporting of our first confirmed case here in Oklahoma

newson6.com/story/41864514/gov-stitt-announces-first-confirmed-case-of-coronavirus-in-oklahoma

Reminder to call all jews Metzitzah B'peh. It drives them insane and can never be banned for hate speech. Also if normies look it up they will see it's when rabbis suck baby dicks.

Hell yeah NEETbro. We will rule as kings in the aftermath.

>If you cough, cover your mouth

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Yeah, did the same here a few days ago. Got the same reaction.
Laughed it off, gave them the ok sign and told them:
"Just a flu bro"

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NEET + LINK = future warlord
youtube.com/watch?v=1lTseaEvDSQ

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I was going based off the conservative estimateof the percentage of the global population that would get infected, 40%
70% is worse of course, and 90% based off bill gates thing I believe would kill millions upon millions

>From 128 to 188 in Netherlands

FFFFUUUUCCCKKK

Fuck hospital beds, what about the fucking toilet paper!
twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1236233844828901376
twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1236176162356744192

Yes once hospitals hit critical mass the death rate for everything will go up, if you have a heart attack you are fucked, if you have a stroke you are fucked. im surprised none in the media is talking about this

I wish. But they're just likely to cost us a another shitton of money because of the hospital bill for us taxpayers.

Media just crapping on about toilet paper. They don't want to inform people properly.

Was the winner an Asian lady?

Is that how Brazilians cough???

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Not to argue with you satan, but when scarcity of resources actually effects ppl they will be much less willing to share w invaders.

>BLOW
>JOB

Im so glad your worried about me user but you see, I'm an android so I can't get sick, you on the other hand...

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Did you wear your airtight goggles, Monsieur?

The map isnt updating also keep in mind that the 188 is only people that came from other countries and direct family.

i they have coofed on their coworkers and schoolmates it isnt reported

nos.nl/artikel/2326077-coronavirus-opgedoken-op-scholen-in-geldrop-amersfoort-en-haarlem.html

the 188 number is absolute bare minimum they couldnt dodge my if you want a real rough estimate just double the 128 from yesterday.

A US Navy sailor stationed in Naples, Italy, has tested positive for coronavirus, marking the first positive case for a US servicemember stationed in Europe

>Coronavirus latest news: Almost half of passengers tested on US cruise ship are infected
>Coronavirus latest news: Almost half of passengers tested on US cruise ship are infected
>Coronavirus latest news: Almost half of passengers tested on US cruise ship are infected

>Coronavirus latest news: Almost half of passengers tested on US cruise ship are infected

>Coronavirus latest news: Almost half of passengers tested on US cruise ship are infected

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/coronavirus-uk-news-cases-latest-covid-19-deaths-live/
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/coronavirus-uk-news-cases-latest-covid-19-deaths-live/

Remember folks you don't calculate the rate of death by going Infected/Dead. If you see any media doing that they are trying to downplay the death rate.

You cannot give an accurate assessment for the death rate without time. You are comparing the number of people who recovered to the number dead after everything has run its course. Finding as many infected as possible to and declaring because they haven't died two days into a several week long illness is just obvious manipulation.

From nu.nl

Van de 188 patiënten zijn er 112 in het buitenland geweest, van wie het meerendeel (103) in Noord-Italië. 47 mensen raakten besmet via een andere besmette persoon. Van 29 is nog onduidelijk hoe zij besmet zijn geraakt; dat wordt onderzocht

only direct contact is being looked at but there are definately way more cases

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When the internet goes down for 2 days or more bricks will be shat.

its no problem, I dont mind sharing my bed with her, just doing my part

Spain is doomed.
Tomorrow feminazis will take over major cities.
This month Fallas in VLC.
In April Semana Santa.

It´s over fellow spaniards. Brace yourselves

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Remove you flag, faggot.

That's not happening soon here. Invaders are just enjoying another free ride.

Security's likely to kick me out.

Hospital here is already every day at-capacity and now a coronanigga is in it. 3 isolation rooms in this city. THREE!!!

When civilization falls, there will be no more social nonsense no femnazis no trannies. One can only hope