/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1694

FUCK NO, MY DAD BOUGHT A LAPTOP WHICH WAS SENT FROM HP FACTORY IN KUNSHAN, JIANGSU

HOW FUCKED AM I, I JUST TOUCH THE PACKAGE

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We gonna make it to the top mates!

I may have coronavirus im self quarantine.
Is mucinex and a shit load of water going to be ok to get through it?

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youtube.com/watch?v=OoqR5dEiNcY

Cut the arm

Idk, maybe by April at the earliest I reckon.

YEES FUCK YEAH
THANK GOD

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www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200307/k10012319361000.html?utm_int=all_side_ranking-social_004
10 new cases in Osaka.

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A T T E N T I O N

COORDINATED ATTACK

BIO WEAPON

PREPEAR FOR ATTACK

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How long had it been in transit? If over a week then it should be fine. Corone doesn't live longer than a week on surfaces.

explain

Yup. Can't wait for my colleagues faces once people start to fight over toilet paper in our supermarkets. Meanwhile I've been preparing since mid February and I've been telling them to follow my example.

At this point doesn't matter, the virus is endemic outside of China, you can catch it anywhere.

HAVE FUN TRYING TO CATCH UP TO US BELGIUM

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/Porto/bros, respirators, eyeware and filters are all still available and cheap. We absolutely have hundreds of cases in the region already. Get them before the panic wave or Gov ban. Don't rely on our country managing to contain it, you just know we won't.

MOLE UP!

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Why is everyone going around saying that respirators and hand-sanitizer/lysol doesn't work? Most people you talk to around me are regurgitating this at any point they can.

You need painkillers too in case of headache, sore throat or fever.

>why yes I am stocking up instant noodles, how could you tell

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honestly how good is our healthcare compared to the rest of europe? italians tell me it's good, germans tell me it's bad and then also italians telling me it sucks

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Haha pasta fags getting infected saying china is safe, I love it!

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! FUUUUUUCKK!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!1 FUUUUCKKK!!

Enuf schizo

Based and Gary pilled

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>be orange retard voter
>think you speak for other countrys when you say they dont care about doing their part for refugees beeing bombed to shit
>they must be happy that their spokesperson is plaguevictim
Reminder that rightwingers are recognised as literal retards here and the outspoken ones are never smart - just like in your country.

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people are complaining about this in hk. some chink used the public chopsticks as a mask holder

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it's not big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

More hazard-troops showing up on Hanoi street

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Confirmed 0.1%-0.6% lethality rate.
Nothingburger.
This is an islamokike shill thread.

Don't be stupid
Virus can't live more than one day on material

sciencemediacentre.org/expert-reaction-to-who-director-generals-comments-that-3-4-of-reported-covid-19-cases-have-died-globally/

Are they right? Is the CFR really too high?

They get this shit where every shit idea comes from - social media

I don't even care anymore. I'm gonna take a big fat shit.

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Because they don’t have any

Show him this

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now i wish you well eurobros but i have to admit not even a week ago every other euro country was shitting on italy and now you are all in the same shit so that's that

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Rude.

This is why I'm sure this is the end of the world. Mankind is too stupid.

vitamins

unless he has something to defend himself we will end up as raider bait.

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Its a fucking joke user humanity is a fucking joke.

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Why do your flags look alike?

Sixth confirmed infected in Chile, it's a 17yo that went to Italy.

latercera.com/nacional/noticia/minsal-confirma-sexto-caso-de-coronavirus-en-el-pais-es-familiar-de-otros-dos-casos-reportados/Y6CC76WLABBZHP4HWHNY3HXFZM/

Howcome Iran and Italy are getting the raw end of the stick while Germany and France are alright?

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> 0.6 fatality rate
> vast vast majority of these are 70+ already half dead and sick boomers
> muh WHO figures are from people sick enough to get tested/meet the ridiculous requirements to get tested
Kek another great habbening lads

How much water is enough to stock?

OH NONONONONONONONONONONO THIS COMMIE CHINESE HUGGER GOT CORONA

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>Moreover, at 17 years old he was one of the founders of the anti-racist association "Black and not only" (Nero e non-solo), whose main aims were to promote liberal immigration politics and to create a multicultural and multiethnic society.

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now.

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>be me
>work everyday in contact with more than 20+ people in front of a money exchange store
>a suspect case in my city for almost 2 weeks with no test results because the gov is shit
>two days ago wake up with sick
>no fever but a dry cough and a runny nose

>young brother
>fever, dry cough, runny nose and sore throat

>grandma
>until now just dry cough

>mom
>dry cough, runny nose and sore throat

Yas Forums is getting me paranoid with this coronavirus shit

>66 cases in Germany one week ago
WHAT THE FUCK

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I’d say Italy is on the mid to lower end of countries that have healthcare

10 DEATHS IN SPAIN
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Well I hope you get it too.
Enjoy "doing your part" to collapse social order in Europe by importing rapists.

chinks will chatter amongst themselves about this and IF they decide to do something about, it will only be when some 110lb chinaman grabs a 10' pole off a construction project and beats the man to death.
All or nothin with these people.

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>leftist shillfaggot confirmed
R3dd1t is your home.
South Korean studies that include more accurate total infections show the covid19 has a 0.1-0.6% lethality.

Only faggot NPCs respond to these threads without sausage.

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Really dead or just having an extended siesta?

Italians are all old and smoke alot while iran is a shithole that pumped their patients with steroids

rate my gears

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Mate have you not seen numbers in Germany and France? They are already on fire

Subtle

give it some time

Fake math?

Lol, you have a higher chance of infection from being coofed on by the mail man.

Daily reminder to make peace with yourselves for whats coming. Its the most important prep you can possibly do.

it's not big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happen even when you do. you recover fast and easy

Ma era andato a mangiare al cinese ?

This

They're testing the old/obvious so therefore the death rate is artificially high.

It'll be lower than the regular flu when settled.

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the median age of people that died in italy is HIGHER than the life expectancy of many western countries... we are fucking old

>GETTING TRIGGERED FROM ONE IMAGE
>DOWNPLAYING IT MUH YOU ARE A SCHIZO
TRY HARDER

Nothingburgerfags must get real tired carrying those goalposts around all day

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Stava abracciando cinesi e andando per locali milanesi.

What a dumb question. The case numbers are indicative of two things
>how well the Chinese like to visit your country
>hygiene levels in your country
Italy is the former and Iran is the latter. The Chinese LOVE Australia so we'll be up there before long.

Yeah we have at least like at 10,000

Sounds like you'll are fine.

I bet it is mostly due to boomers coofing everywhere and being ignorant.

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Hand sanitizers that aren't alcohol based don't work, if it says anti-bacterial on it it means it kills bacteria not viruses

Confirmed schizo. Take your meds mutt.

you look hot user please breed me

Did I just waste a bunch of money on tyvek suits and respirators?

If you recover fast and easy then why is Chinese industry still stalling?

Nicola Zingaretti is the leader of PD (Partito Democratico,Democratic Party)and tested positive for Coronavirus.
This filthy piece of shit is a cultural marxist and wants to replace ethnic italians Italians with africans and other non-italian folks,he meets often with the traitours Giuseppe Conte,prime minister and Luigi Di Maio,the other key member of this government,whose party betrayed the Lega (Remember when M5S voted for Von Der Leyen?That's when they officialised their stance on Lega)three months after the gov fell due to Di Maio and his retarded actions who preferred to go with PD rather than becoming Prime Minister and continue with Salvini and Lega,eliminating Conte from the gov.
Zingaretti deserves to die

>and that's a bad thing

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I've been living with the mindset that Corona-chan was already in my city since January, and that everyone around me was infected.
Welcome to the party, and take care.

Cute/10
Would fuck/infect

I can't imagine how dumb someone has to be to think hand sanitizer doesn't work. It's fucking diluted alcohol in liquid or gel form.

He'll die doing what he loved... being a dumbass.

Based.
But you should consider wearing disposable nitrile gloves instead unless you have a strict disinfection regime.

>r8 gear

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If it works on bacteria it works on viruses you ignorant numbskull

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Speriamo che anche Conte,Di maio e quel vecchio bacucco di Mattarella siano positivi al Coronavirus.
Madonna quanto godrei

On steel and copper surfaces it is up to 9 days, plastic wrapping is unknown

>0.5% cfr

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So scared

small normie update from the big city
my company sent out an email saying people should prepare for working remotely, take laptops home with you, make sure you can connect to office network, yada yada
ask one coworker about it, get a blank stare, "yeah I don't even have internet in my apartment. this is all panic over nothing so that someone can profit"
bring it up with another coworker, I get a big "what?!?" (they didn't bother to read the email), "oh you mean because of the virus? pfft, that's just people trying to control people. besides I can't do my job unless I talk to people face to face"

ok then

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China have factory up and running again

0 cases here

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>Massive swings between CFR
>"Why might this be?"
>What a dumb question

Nice boots

Wow so mad Hans,
explain the logic in that picture to me then.
How does one color, correlated with other flags containing the same color, logically lead to your conclusion?

>wanting millions of undocumented/unchecked refugees to enter the US

imagine being this “smart”

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It’s crazy how our perception shifts. I feel like a week ago a new case in the USA was huge happening news but now it’s just a daily occurrence.

cheeki breeki/10

Mask in class user here, currently laying in bed, dry cough, fever, shoulder pain

Is this how it ends ?

How many people did Arthur Fleck kill in the fictional Joker movie and how many incels went on killing sprees because of the Joker movie?

How many people has SARS-Cov-2 infected and how many people have died from the Covid-19 disease caused by SARS-Cov-2?

Now tell me which one of these was the nothing burger and which one is the happening burger?

Also, I like bringing up the "Joker/incels going on a killing spree" because it's a good way to criticize the mainstream news media, and it pisses them off, kek.

Asking the right questions. I doubt you'll get an answer. I've read newly published south china morning post articles that say China is still fucked and people are still chilling in quarantine camps.

Post some proof. I've only read reports of them being extremely understaffed meaning very little will be done.

I've been saying this for days now the death rate is actually miniscule if you are not an old fart.

No it’s
it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Based Albania staying strong.

The media has played the boy who cried wolf for so long the plebs no longer believe them unfortunate for them this time the wolf is real and she is going to fuck them up.
Oh well let them die

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they're not even remotely the same dingus, viruses are more resistant, it's even debatable if they're living things or not

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Idiot

Yeah

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Yes, they are lying about having factories up again. It is irrelevant if they are unable to actually export shit out of the country due to border restrictions, broken logistic and/or lack of manpower

r8 gear, got it 2015.

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Checked, happening cancelled. On the bright side dead boomers. Let's spread Corona-chan until everyone has her.

let me fix that for you right there friend

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Is she one of those persons that likes help someone else kill themselves through unhealthy practises?

try getting peace of mind when every single person in your household doesn't mind basic hygiene practices,coofs and goes shopping like it's a nothingburger day.

WHERES HIS COMFY MORNING UPDATE REEEEEEEEEE

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Airsoft gun won't do shit to zombies bro

Two weeks?

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>are we dead yet?
worse is always better. watch the turd world collapse (literally in our backyards) when the sustanance resource scramble really kicks in

Nice. Chink huggers btfo. Mattarella is next

Yeah you're right but the timing is awful this is my busiest week end of work ever and I can't think straight

How many bodies did the CCP burn because of the Covid-19 disease?

Well is a goner then. R.i.P in peace gypsie bro.

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Just because it's not alive doesn't mean it's not made from organic matter, which is all genocided by sanitizers

Renember to put sausage in all areas.

These nothingburger shill threads ignore corrected death rates of 0.1-0.6%
This is on the level of a severe flu.

Japanon, can you findout more about that black rain?

Because they don’t work. N95 are designed for particulate not virus control.

>t. biomed fag that has actually studied efficacy of masks

Stalker/10 would bang.

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>R-O of 2.5
>CFR 0,5%

lol no, good luck america

I have some authentic new webms from Vietnam
1/2

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All of them, and then some.

yeah normies have about as much confidence in their gov and corps as we do. they just don't have any solution to the overall problems of nihilism society is in

ITS NOT FAIR WERE OUT OF TEST KITS ASWELL AAAAH

>tested under laboratory conditions
You have no idea how the industry works

Not lying here is except from factory contact in China when I ask her: Thanks for your best regards and we are ok and our company is running now. Just very busy for production and we also pay more attention to protect ourselves

female architect

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truly a radioactive wasteland

I'm ready for corona-chan

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Probably because you're unable to test for it

Wrong

t. microbiologist

the rest is genuine though...
and the sword is sharp and oiled.

Virus - Day of Resurrection (English sub)

youtube.com/watch?v=hefdxKmMxBw

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I recall reports saying it was falling on Saitama. Anything more specific?

Don't listen to that faggot. If you're symptoms worsen and you have trouble breathing, go to the hospital while they're not overrun.

blyatiful

The situation in Lombardy is already getting out of hand, so out of hand they are now saying that they will need to give ICU priority to young people and let old farts live or die without it.

Can you explain how hand sanitizer works than? I want to see if you even understand what you’re talking about.

I don't know, I hope you're right, if you're not it's a false sense of security

At least one gallon per person per day.
So, stock as many gallons of water as days you wish to be prepped.

where you getting .6 you fucking slimeball?

Detected: 103,882 ► Died: 3,522

103882/3522 = 3.4%

the real heart of darkness were the diseases we caught on the way

Irrelevant.
South Korea, a first world country, has the most expansive and accurate testing numbers for covid19.
These include more accurate counts of overall infected.
They show lethality max at 0.6%
A severe flu. This is an NPC thread and anyone believing Soros WHO are literal retards.
Sausage

Destroy your own country fully before you commit to europe
Everyone here thinks america is beyond salvageable. Talking about you is like satire, news coming from your country is seen as so bothersome that we shut you off for the most past.
You are unbearable to the rest of the world and your ideologys are sound but blatant corruption has cucked you beyond recognition - yet you see yourself as free.
Infowars is a prime example.
I'm only jealous of your ammo prices

N95 filters down to 0.3 microns

The virus is larger than that

Black Friday, everyday...

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66 x 66 is probably real numbers

Fuck off cunt, whole Europe went skiing in italy during holidays and returned with corona cause you fucked up

Here's a clip of people disinfecting the villa of that thot's father
youtube.com/watch?v=h7q_rBd854U&feature=emb_title

He's not wrong though
>t. Biochemist

This coming from a kraut

If you believe a word of anything anyone living in a Communist state says at face value then I don't know what to tell ya, have fun coofing

I'm going to infect Tuscany in a few hours. Wish me luck padania bros

Is it hitting the young that hard?

I’m not wrong. I’ve actually collected data to prove it. I doubt you’re a microbiologist.

I bet in the US they're going to triage by giving some old boomers priority over younger people with better prospects but worse coverage.

>HEPA filters are used to create sterile enviroment in biolabs
>no, user, dont make masks from HEPA filters, they wont work against viruses
Actually, HEPA filter is just paper. Special kind, but still. Just paper.

>Oh noooo 0.6% lethality run for your lives
Im prepared for this bad cold virus, pic related
Sausage

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This is like the 20th time ive seen this EXACT comment, always saying the recovery is “fast and easy”.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_+_2_=_5

Filters particulate, not viruses. There is a difference.

Do you have a source for that?

Good luck from Brianza

Do you have a source on that. I need to send it to normies.

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shits about to get real

Normies are retarded, I’m genuinely appalled at this point.

where did you buy that? I didn't even know we had those

south korea is a corrupt shit hole marginally better than north korea. their claim to fame is the ability to keep electric lights on throughout the night

There are sanitizers so hardcore that they make you sick because they act like antibiotics and kill your natural, symbiotic bacterial biome. Pretty sure they can deal with surface pathogens easily if you use them properly

he is right, you know.

Guys, why have BNO slowed down with their updates so much on Twitter? There's plenty of new cases but they've stopped posting about a lot of them. Any other good places that update the numbers more regularly? (Aside from /cvg/ threads of course, I can't browse them all day)

Lots of governments, including my own, are not revealing the number of tests they do. But the rumor is that each state can do only1000 tests per week

10 80 years olds take up the ICU beds. You die in the hospital parking lot from an accident, crime or other disease.

Sauce where the party leader of Italy ate at a chinese food place?

Is he some leftie or something?

Until there are no supplies and that's when you have looting

you're retarded.
some macroscopic cross sectional area for virus adsorption is infinitely better than no macroscopic cross sectional area for virus adsorption.
you have no idea how math or probability works.
do you believe in the power of soap?
do you understand that it's effectiveness is probabilistic?
having a mask on is better than not having a mask on.
period.

The apocalypse doesn't happen with a bang, it happens with a COOF COOF

Shit is getting real!

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Have you guys seen how this has started to infect other boards specifically, /sci/, Yas Forums and /fa/?

Now thats a solid outfit.

>islamokike
Get out of Germany invader. Islamokikes belong only in their inbred sandbox.

Covid19 has a 0.6% lethality and falling with more understanding of total infected numbers coming from South Korea.
Lethality is expected to be 0.1-0.6% lethality.
Nothingburger. Sausage

The Pope is infected

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No problem dude, I know how it is. Didn't shit on Italy cause I had sensed it was just a matter of time.
Be well

It filters objects by size regardless of what the object is

If the object is larger than 0.3 microns it gets filtered regardless of what the object is

I'm from lombardia and I can confirm this just look at the numbers by region

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He's talking about a normiebook post, secondary source, but I saw it too. Basically talks about how the trolley problem is already happening in the hospital and how the personnel will always choose the young one no matter how much of a retard he is. Then says it's already been applied in hospital.
NORMIE BOOK/giulia.che.combini1/posts/10215964964053798

Oops, I meant only 100 per week

You’re a tard. That’s not how it works

And medicines because most medicine is made in China.

Give them land. Get them to build housing. Educate. Integrate as labour. Let them pay for our rent
You can always let people or animals die. I mean, you dont see it happening and you "profit" of it - right?

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yes, he's the leader of the most important left party in italy

chink bugmen only count as 1/5 human

It's probably just one person aggregating stories and posting to that account.

Yes it is

> buying anything that doesn't have 40mm NATO connector
it's like you don't want to scavenge dead preppers' stashes after the coronacalypse

A period of fourteen days of incubation while being contagious.
damn efficiency against big cities, user.

Yet they are doing the most per capita testing and have numbers confirmed by virologists here.
0.1-0.6% lethality.
Nothingburger.
Sausage.

Nah they'll just organize triage by upping the costs of care. Boomers will be prioritized as such.

You can be mad at me for telling the truth or you can accept that they don’t help.

Not even sure if bait or typical amerimutt subhuman.
Good thing that 99% of "people" in your country are idiots. World needs more dead mutts.

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Good work on the gallery, "lainon"

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The virus is attached to droplets and does not travel on its own.

Anyone have a reliably source on how long you are sick/bedridden for, if you catch it?