/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1693

>lvl up
>Over 10
>You have joined the Road to Endemic Spread Club
>Congratulations

>Man tasered after fight over toilet paper
>archive.is/Hd2Mu

Imagine getting knifed over toiletpaper.

Best dog to ride the storm out with lads?

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Fucking splitters i swear.
We're going to Middle Ages thanks to China.

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Anyone just really fucking bummed right now that it's the weekend and it ain't even taking off yet?

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Nobody I talk to thinks this is anything but a cold.

Are they right? Is it really just MSM hype?

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When will Italy’s next death count be released? Probably a few dozen more by now.

I hope next phase of golden age civ, humans will be able to leave this planet for good

We know you don't talk to people user

Will do this for you and get back to you with it lad but I ask only one thing in return
Translate Black Man into Welsh for me

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It's just a flu, dude.

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SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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This illness is fucking scary

50 dead in italy every day

/Porto/bros, respirators, eyeware and filters are all still available and cheap. We absolutely have hundreds of cases in the region already. Get them before the panic wave or Gov ban. Don't rely on our country managing to contain it, you just know we won't.

MOLE UP!

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Many confirmed cases in Bulgaria none are announced.

i.e. have sources in Sofia's Military Hospital

>several aunts in their 70s with health issues
>sweet old ladies who are pretty social and not likely to prepare

Thanks, China. You bat-eating cunts.

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It is taking off, it's just being shy about it and hiding about

> 0.6 fatality rate
> vast vast majority of these are 70+ already half dead and sick boomers
Kek another great habbening lads

SYMBOLISM ALL OVER THE PLACE

THIS IS A BIO WEAPON

IT WILL START WORLD WAR THREE

BE READY

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You can't rush greatness. Give it time.

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I've seen the /cvg/ movie and anime list.
Is there one for games?
If not, then I suggest starting with pic related.

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Can someone tell me if Emergen-C is good to use for my family? Or do I need Liposomal vitamin c?

Based corona just infected the democratic party leader in Italy

Thought as much

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this is a big reason why i believe corona-chan won't be as bad here as it will be in muttmerica. too much homogeneity and social cohesion here.

come and get them.

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+2 for Vietnam
e.vnexpress.net/news/news/hanoi-confirms-two-more-coronavirus-infections-4065788.html

Turk rape babies BTFO

716 confirmed cases and 11 deaths in France.

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moh.gov.sg/news-highlights/details/eight-more-cases-discharged-eight-more-cases-of-covid-19-infection-confirmed

+8 confirmed in singapore.

You can't have it if you don't announce it.
>Oh they just died of 'normal puemonia'

Kek

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Based on your looks you look like the type who simps in /soc/ or Yas Forums trap threads

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been coofing a lot today
chest and sides hurt like hell

I don't know which is worse. The world getting utterly fucked and everyone dying or finding out this morning on my gfs laptop that she visited Blacked.com on her internet history

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I can hear more and more ambulance sirens out my window in NYC. Just go this txt.
Brooklyn, NY. 5:30am this morning.

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Imagine being a habbening yard virgin loser

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Yes symbolism is clear: you have schizophrenia

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Just shut down schools early and it is a little burger

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>(((christcucks)))

>Bulgaria
green
white
red
good night you fags

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twitter.com/Laaask2/status/1236245836180287488

My Coronavirus Can't Be This Shy!

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I fucking love Weims.
Grew up with them. Confirmed best dog.

Guys, it's spreading again in Asia.
It never stopped, I guess, but countries with 1 cases since January are reporting more cases now.
Guess Tedros is triggered right now lol

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>near the davis utah guy
Nothing-to-lose bros it's so close I can taste it.

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Due to the whole "potential spread threw paper money" The Division. Just the first one though second one blew donkey nuts and ruined the atmosphere.

Bros, today I got fired because my company basically deals with tourism and we don't have tourists anymore because of corona chan, pls send help

How long do these respirator filters last though, I ordered 4, how many hours is that ?

How many non-sanctuary (on any level) states are infected?

Green-white-red is the 4th most common flag color combination you utter embarrassment of a retard

WHY HASN'T CORONA HIT MISSOURI YET? I HATE THESE PEOPLE HERE

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South Korea
Sat (2/29): +813 (!!!)
Sun: 586
Mon: 599
Tue: 851
Wed: 435
Thu: 467
Fri: 505
Sat: 448

uh...doomerbros?

Lol remember when it was like 300 even for china numbers this is something

454 tested cases in Spain. Will close with at least 500-540 today.
youtube.com/watch?v=7OEKjYFmc70

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>tfw work in a major hospital and won't have a proper plan for additional patent surge for another month.
If you're Australian I suggest you avoid hospitals, we're fucking hopeless.

3.4% according to WHO

If you're going by South Korean stats, only 118 recovered, which means the recovery rate is only 1.2% using your retarded meme logic

And where do many people in Maryland work? Washington DC!

Won't happen because "muh economy."

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
THE NEW FUCKING WUHAN
RIP ESPAÑA

uh guise
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583586000467.webm

...

no problem right? you have 6 months of food stashed at home and a big enough emergency fund to cover your rent, correct user?

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And guess what: they people of the funeral, they are gypsies.

I had fun with the second but lag was atrocious, fucking Chinese-infested servers

It keeps happening!

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Few days ago
>Milan doesn't stop for the Coronavirus
Today
>I am infected and in isolation

Kek

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thanks for the update based baker

PEDRO SÁNCHEZ SOLD YOU ALL AND NOW WILL KILL YOU
WHY AREN'T IN THE FUCKING STREETS TAKING DOWN THE GOVERMENT YOU NPCs

You want volume. Liposomal has better bodily absorption but its really expensive for the amount. Just get a pound or two of powdered C off Amazon if it really worries you.

You have to take it ever 60 to 90 minutes as your body can only take in so much at a time. It just helps with oxygenation so don't expect much else. You can potentially increase your bodies ability to absorb it by going on both IF and Keto as Vit C competes with Glucose to be absorbed by your body and on Keto your body uses Ketones instead.

Important to note that pretty much none of this is peer reviewed and is just what random anons have said over the course of a few days. So a pile of salt is required as to if it will help at all.

grew up with a border collie and a german shepard. could go out into the woods as a kid parents didnt have to worry. doggos were best.

>nothing to see here
>just common colors
kys shill

Avoid hospitals.
Avoid chinks.
Avoid cities.
Avoid public transport.

Basically unless you live in Bourke, you’re fucked.

The cvg threads need to be culled. bug chasers are posting dog pictures and moping about it NOT happening, this shit has no place on a political board.

What happens after 6 months though ?

Whats the end date or how long do we have to live through this ?

Nobody touches gypsies except other gypsies, they will be fine

They have discovered new clusters, tho.
They expect cases to rise, according to their government

I don't want to die before I see corrupt officials getting rekt by corona-chan justice

Drive them out to the wilderness.
Make a picnic and have them face the same way,
then quickly blow their brains out.
Then stick the gun in your mouth and end it.

one day we'll be able to genetically engineer a virus to target certain surnames I'm sure

>717 cases in germany
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We gonna make it to the top mates!

Is this game any good?

Yawn, another hysterical hapooner. It all just makes me sleepy. Anybody up for a nap?

Do remember that these are CONFIRMED numbers, they probably can't feasibly test all the suspected cases quickly enough. Also remember that even those who tested negatively in the beginning turn up sick later down the road

Don't governments of countries like Bulgaria, Albania, Turkey feel retarded not having detected any cases?

And then there is the classic Pandemic 2.

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This is fine

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Very true, sadly.

Depends on how you define "sanctuary," but if it's just based on DOJ findings, then 8.

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>tfw the first recorded case are two people from my city

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Then coof on a gypsy

>>Dead: 3,527
This isn't even a quote from OP's post and the incorrect number you idiot. This isn't even a bot, garry's so retarded he types this every day by hand and fails

Exactly, although I fucking loved how the LMGs felt and only really kept playing with friends because of it. I wonder if they ever got gutted or if the Warlords DLC is any good.

But the billionaire with life insurance and security for the rest of his bloodline said the lanic is dumb!

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they steal a lot of shit though, they will get it eventualy.

yeah bro, just a dumb flu lol

translate.google.com/translate?sl=vi&tl=en&u=https://kienthuc.net.vn/cong-dong-tre/nguyen-hong-nhung-duong-tinh-covid-19-nhan-mua-gach-da-tu-dan-tinh-1350770.html#p-1

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>We gonna make it to the top mates!
With them not canceling the football match 10km from Heinsberg for sure

Shutting down schools mean something is happening. We can't have that now can we, user.

Hand over your mask. It's just herpes.

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>channel4.com/news/this-is-the-most-frightening-disease-ive-ever-encountered-virus-expert-dr-richard-hatchett
full interview

>pretty much none of this is peer reviewed
user there are peer reviewed studies in every one of these articles
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/index.shtml

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you have to be somewhere people actually want to go.

Keep the fear mongering up, maybe we can crash the DOW to 6,000.

got the source of the original pic?

It's in my city, but I fortnite dance until it's over

Kind of like how victims of the plague were used for biological warfare. kek!

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Can some one post a pic of trump in one of those hazmat suits like OP pic?

Ppl are waking up.here DFW.
Lots of panic buying, ppl on edge.
Someone sneezed and I said, "Oh my God!" then we struck up a conversation abt how tense things are. Most white boomers a like Justaflu, but East Asians and Indians are really nervous.

STILL no deaths, lelkek. never ever can this be true.