Capitalism is good, guys

>They say the main benefit
>is to employees

>They
>Employees

The pilpul enrages me more than the capitalism.

Thank god, the real problems are astill served for.

Why do boomers hate freedom?

THIS! Also, destroy the toilets with a hammer so they have to replace them.

Fucking with people and their ability to shit comfortable is probably the quickest way to the guillotine. Even faster than harming their children.

no one is using these toilets. they aren't approved by OSHA, anyway

What a system
God bless capitalism

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i pee like 5 times a day. but i am also drinking water and tea

Communist countries dont even have toilets

Ah yes, the classic case of a blue tick twitter cunt virtue signaling and telling people what's good for them. Creating more victimization that is leading us to our doom.
Unless sick (which you wouldn't be at work) it's unhealthy to sit for more than 5 mins while taking a shit. People use the toilet on breaks so you'll get more than 5 mins if you wanted to. Also, you're not getting paid to be taking a fucking shit. God i hate SJW.

Freedom? Who has the real freedom here? Ok. Think about it.

>bang back of head head on wall a little bit, maybe bring a razor blade to cut it. cause some swelling and bleeding.
>take a shit, shit in the toilet and have a shitty ass
>pretend to slide off the toilet and crack your head on the floor and toilet
>lay there until someone finds you, pretend to be passed out, dazed, confused
>ambulance called, get medical records of head damage
>sue the shit out of the company who made the toilets, the company who installed them, the company you work for
easy $10 million in your pocket. i would do it if i lived in burgerstan, absolutely

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Public restroom floors are always covered in piss. Especially in Europe.

exactly this, i never go pooping at work, it is always the first thing i do after returning home.. i pee whenever i want at but never poop

>Sat & Sun Weekend
>Cupcake
>Rotisserie Chicken
>Holiday off
>Cell CC Holder
kek

Guess they should have studied in school so you don’t have to be a common laborer :)

finding ways to circumvent the system is as Australian as it gets. If im gonna take a shit its gonna be on company time. Fuck those rich cunts

maybe someday millenials will realize why they are paying them not enough and maybe there is some truth that they are lazy

You can probably sue your employer for this. The thing is literally designed to intentionally cause you pain.

now I can make leg gains while taking shits, fucking based

Sometimes I go to the cubicle and just stand there so whatever

I only ever poop at home.
Public toilets are disgusting always.

I do pee when out though which is low risk activity and takes little to no time.

Walmart has done more to help the plight of humanity than you will ever accomplish in your entire life no matter how hard you try. You could get up at 3 AM every morning for the next 70 years and spend 20 hours a day working at your goals and you will still not even come close to doing what Walton did.

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>Not strategically applying an entire roll of company-supplied toilet paper to the rim to correct the malicious "tilt"

How is this related to capitalism, Lenin?

Is there a second wheel to decide if your cupcake has sprinkles?

This Capitalism wins again.

1) It has nothing to do with capitalism. It's raw abuse of power. At least capitalism allows you to quit and get a different job.

2) Socialism has worse methods of encouraging productivity... such as shooting your entire family and whatnot. One of the downsides when the government controls everything.

Very jewish of you but you're fighting an army of lawyers with unlimited money. You'll settle for way less just to stop the gangstalkings and the harrasments.
Then you'll be unemployable for life. Good luck.

>he thinks communism cares about you
lmfao
You deserve the red terror.

>use toilet
>go on disability
>sue employer and show this toilet that was installed with the sole purpose of damaging your back
>set for life

The machines are designed to dispense one (1) sheet of single ply at a time so that you don't waste too much paper.
Go green save the environment with shit on your hands!

>the gangstalkings and the harrasments
bring it on niggers

>unemployable
winning even $2 mil after taxes would make it so i would never have to ever work ever again.

again, this toilet would be an easy-as-fuck lawsuit to win

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>6 month old bait
What do you do for work? Why do we still only have this one picture of this slanted toilet if they're so common now?

See

>but you're fighting an army of lawyers with unlimited money.

they will still lose

bigger companies have lost lawsuits for simpler things e.g. that lady who sued mc donalds because of hot coffee

>Watch Mecha animus at home
>Be a Mecha wagie at work

This is the way

Oh no the leg strain will be terrible! Nigga really, who has such bitch legs that they can't sit on a funky toilet seat. Also fuck the mentality behind this shit, glad I work construction and trades. 2 hour long lunches on a slow day, chillin inna truck with beers when it's rainy, laffs and good times all day with my crew, and no feminazis.

Always shit on company time my dude. Wise lesson from my grandpappy and Dad

But if everyone had this attitude then little work would get done. I get the point but, it's the attitude that's the problem. It extends to other places where people feel victimized and rich celebrities enforce their ignorance by virtual signaling.

See the flag with the red maple leaf? See the weird bathroom advice? Yeah, that’s an Indian you’re talking to.

This so much
People are filthy animals. I have never even once shit at work. How do people not manage to time their shits?

Fuck the ill-intent of this crap (created by a pooinloo of all things) but I do like to keep my wagie chair at a forward tilt like this. Pretty comfortable for the back, keeps the legs engaged and nobody bothers to borrow it when I'm away because they assume it's broken after attempting to sit.

Che Guevara: Damn as a worker I hope they never implement those inclined toilets or else I wont be able to steal work time by taking 2 hrs shits haha

Also Che Guevara: WTF I'm the client now, I've been waiting 2 hours for this person to do his job, why does this service take so long?... it's all capitalism fault man

If you’re only shitting once a day you’re not getting enough exercise nor are you eating right. Post physique, fat boy.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I shit on company time.

Daily, at 9:30, mon-fri, I take a ten minute shit.

>10 minutes x 5 times a week = 50 minutes
>50 mins per week x 49 weeks per year = 2,450 minutes
>2,450 minutes = just over 40 hours

That’s my third week of vacation.

This.

pajeet falls victim to auto-correct again.
you meant shit on the floor didn't you?

Good. Fuck lazy niggers

>Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

Boss pays for the entire building, maintenance, marketing, salaries, re-stocking or buying raw materials, etc
If there's anything left there might be margin to grow the company and allow more people to have jobs

;eanwhile you spend all your money in dumb shit that helps no one

And still you think you deserve to steal from your company, what a poc. That's why you only get a dime, it's what you're worth

selling cheap chinese crap to replace other cheap chinese crap is helping humanity now.
all the people he put out of business may disagree with you.

>Pay me to shit, goy.

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It's more like if they shit, it's gonna be at work
All of my coworkers do this, bar one. I shit there once every two months perhaps

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Get that boot out of your throat you dumbass

>be at work
>have to take a shit
>get leg cramp from added strain
>fall and shit all over the place
>sue
>win nigger lottery
Checkmate

Good goyim

Why do they equate "amount of time at work place" with productivity?
Do they think that if people will spend 24 hours a day at their workplace their productivity will be 100%?
Thats just stupid

uruguay has internet access?
that's fucking crazy.
thought you were all monkey fuckers.

No? If you're shitting more than once a day then you're eating too much. You being American probably find that hard to believe.

The boss makes a dollar because he got educated or worked his way up to the top or probably both.
You make a dime because you're a weak excuse who wants to sit on their ass instead of doing something.

No the only vacation you be getting is a trip to welfare offices or doing another minimum shit job. But ya keep pretending to yourself that you're smart as you sit on your hole for a week every year.

What you fucking plebs don't understand is that you sell labor and the business owner is your customer.

Buyer - Seller is the fundamental relationship of capitalism. All of this Boss - Employee stuff is paternalist nonsense that is a hangover from feudalism. It should have been stamped out decades or centuries ago. You are a sole proprietor and your labor is what you are selling. Period.

And all of this fucking WHINING you plebs do would sound a lot fucking different if you put it into the mouths of the people YOU buy stuff from. Imagine if you went to Burger King to get something to eat, and instead of letting you in to buy a burger the franchise owner locked the door and went to take a shit and decided to extend his shit break to AN HOUR by sitting there reading or playing with his phone. All while you're standing at the locked door, getting no burgers.

And then when you said "Fuck this, I'm going somewhere else to get my burger," the fucking franchise owner nigger came running after you screaming

>WAHHHHHHH YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE
>WAHHHHHHH CAPITALISM IS EVIL
>WAHHHHHHH I KEEEEL YOU
>WAHHHHHHH I SHIT IN YOUR BURGER NEXT TIME
>WAHHHHHHH

You would not find that acceptable.

And now I'm sure I'll get a lot of responses about

>WAHHHHHHH THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT I AM NOT A SOLE PROPRIETOR WAHHHHHHHHH

...and the only, I mean the fucking ONLY, reason you say that is because you sell labor and not hamburgers. You sell labor, and you have gotten together with all the other plebs who sell labor to try to argue that somehow labor is different from everything else people sell. (Even though everyone in the professions sells labor, and no one finds it odd when a doctor or a lawyer or an accountant is a sole proprietor at all.)

FUCK YOU, you FUCKING plebs.

No that's what the liberal elite want you thinking that they think.

>actually flexing internet access in 2020
>having a president that dances in blakface

haha