/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1692

you are only fucked when your flag has the color code

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>leaked documents
link or gtfo

F

this planet is fucked fufufufu

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I'm extremely curious to see how the health issues in America affects the death rate. We don't have much information on the people dying aside from their age usually. I want to see just how much being unhealthy changes the rate.

businessinsider.com/presentation-how-hospitals-are-preparing-for-us-coronavirus-outbreak-2020-3#the-presentation-explored-how-hospitals-could-be-ready-as-hcas-chief-of-preparedness-and-emergency-operations-mike-wargo-presented-14

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That's how it works yeah

The health worker that just entered the house in full protective gear (gown, goggles, mask, hair net and gloves) handed me out some shit to fill out and also a piece of paper saying i can't leave the house during this time or they will fine/imprison my ass

I have no intention of breaking this quarantine either since i'm aware that i have a responsibility not to spread this bioweapon further among my ethnic kin

Is this really it guys?

The NHS is not prepared AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>He doesn't prep
Yes

JAPAN IS REFUSING TO TEST PEOPLE FOR COVID-19
>PEOPLE WON'T BE TESTED WITH SYMPTOMS OR FEVER UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TO WUHAN OR BEEN IN CONTACT WITH SOME CONFIRMED WITH COVID-19
>EVEN ELDERLY PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE A FEVER FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT BEFORE BEING TESTED

ADDITIONALLY
>JAPANESE HAVE STARTED TO PANIC
>SINCE CLOSING DOWN THE SCHOOLS, STORES ARE OUT OF STOCK OF MANY BASIC NECESSITIES
>TP IS GONE
>RICE, BREAD, HAND SANITIZER
>RUNNING OUT OF TAMPONS AND PADS
>DIAPERS

youtu.be/7YgC1DGPm9w?t=146

ONLY WATCH THE BEGINNING
ALSO WHY IS ANIMAL CROSSING SO POPULAR WITH WOMEN

Thread moving so fast no one will notice me getting this virus and spread the love of corona chan to others in my country.

im catholic btw.

Everybody's turbo fucking autistic about hand hygiene here now, so I guess we will slow the spread somehow.

I've found the cure to coronavirus

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Society will collapse as soon as news of a young death is leaked in the west . Gov will do all they can to suppress this information through massive family payouts, offers of stay in bunkers later on etc but eventually damning news will leak and that will be that-life will never be the same. I can just sense it's not only old people who need to worry. Wuhan is a nightmare

We have about 1 week left of relative normality

notice it's the countries that are suicidal for immigrants that are also not taking this disease seriously? I reckon it's something to do with disconnection from reality from living so comfy.

SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary states

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary states

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary states

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, OK, UT
Non-sanctuary states

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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the chupacabra?

no one takes this serious here, america deserves this, i cant wait to laugh in everyones face while they wheeze and gasp for air, while i rub it in their faces that people that urged the seriousness of CoV were right all along

just wash your haaaandd!!!

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Anyone hear from the Austrian femanon / Nurgle's spawn ??

I havent heard from her and her condition was worsening.

Also did the Brazilian user confirm he was in quarantine or was that a LARP ?

I should also add that i've taken my last two shots of immunosuppresive medication for my autoimmune illness not even a week ago

If i really contracted it i'm probably a little fucked right now

I do feel like i have a cold but that's a constant thing with this medication. Really fucking hope i'm wrong on this though

>hue hue i can't get sick cuz my state has a differently colored flag
fucking off yourself abdul you fucking nigger

ZIONISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Italian commies BTFO
>Italian commies BTFO
Italian commies BTFO
>Italian commies BTFO
Italian commies BTFO
>Italian commies BTFO
Italian commies BTFO
>Italian commies BTFO

rt.com/news/482566-italy-leader-of-co-ruling-coronavirus/

Argentina is white for keeping these threads on going for so long.

>He doesn't know

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Coof on me if you dare, i don't give a shit

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That video is old. Japan started testing people on March 6th by request. Fake blog shit.

According to my medical expertise, we must confiscate your masks. Don't worry, you have an elemental barrier protecting you from airborne disease, which us doctors lack.

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Anons we need to feed Corona Chan with e-celeb soul's.
1. it'll be funny
2. Awaken a few normies

Dubz Corona gets the e celeb
Trips eceleb dies
Quads the death is posted online

Rollin..

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its in OPs post u fucking moron

youtube.com/watch?v=zG7KShvqg9A&feature=youtu.be

DEL CORONA VIRUUUUUUUS

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>businessinsider
paywalled

Nearly 2/3rds of our Congress were there too, guess how old the average Congressman is?

Gonna go to Publix and use the lottery machine I'm feeling lucky.

Based Argie baker, making the real good bread.

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if they just abanden you if you start feeling like shit in a few weeks then i hope you know what to do.

kek

>enter room
>see this
>wat do

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best news of the day so far

>2020
>not knowing how to get past paywalls
never gonna make it finbro

>First case in Cambodia

>First case in Cambodia

>First case in Cambodia

>First case in Cambodia

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Anyone here from that corona virus discord that got shut down suddenly? Alex?

How many of your retards are ACTUALLY self-quarantine to avoid getting the virus? Like quitting your job and going into isolation mode indefinitely?

All these retards are 'prepping' with their 'stockpiles', but at the end of the day they'll still go into public and work their wage job even when their city is crawling with infections.

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I'm making spaghetti, anyone want some?

second pic

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What sauce amigo

admire the comfy decor

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why not this instead?

youtube.com/watch?v=-FqundCKB_M

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1.9million critical or seriously ill

just archive the link turbo brains

Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and turn her more powerful

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>Wuhanshington Sanctuary State Officials Asks 2.2 Million People To Stay Home, Schools Shut Down

>Wuhanshington Sanctuary State has recorded the most coronavirus cases, more than 80, and the highest number of deaths, 14

>CDC , coronavirus is now Endemic in Wuhanshington State , No more testing will be done!!

>Concessions vendor at XFL game attended by 22,000 people test positive for coronavirus in Seattle

>'County officials advise that no extra precautions are required for those who attended the Feb. 22 game
or who will attend upcoming events,' the county health department said in a statement.

>2500 infected returned home from The Grand Princess cruise ship Death voyage part 1 ,on Feb. 21

>Officials in King County, started setting up trailers in one neighborhood in what will become
a temporary quarantine village that initially won't have water or sewage
portable restroom will be set up on site
>health officials have bought a $4million motel for use as a coronavirus quarantine site

>Never Trumper Gov. Inslee Tours Maple Lane Quarantine Center

chronline.com/news/gov-inslee-tours-maple-lane-quarantine-center/article_39da2ff2-5e75-11ea-98c5-73e82e75550c.html

>The shortage of test kits is creating chaos for doctors and nurses as their triage efforts are complicated by testing restrictions and shortfalls

breaking :

Nothing. Ever. Happens.
It's just the flu, bro.
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Someone should make corona chan holding the Wuhan flag kek

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Help im dying, but at least i got this sick beat.

Fuck

also I fucking need my lookner dose

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Bolognese.

I also have to take my temperature two times a day now and report it back to them daily

It's at 36,4 degrees celsius rn and was at 36,0 yesterday

Prolly should only get worried if it exceeds 38

seems too self aware

Given I am a NEET at the moment its real easy for me to hide in my home eating ascorbate every hour to keep my immune system strong.
My city has confirmed cases and most likely unreported community spread but I plan on surviving. Fuck the boomers

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for some reason, anons in here don't want to pay attention to it, calling you schizo and what not. Yeah, i guess its just shills who try to derail from it. Hard to tell.

37.5 is fever

>not being a NEET

Annoying paywall pop up
Here’s the text

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>live in appartment
>all the vents for cooking and toilet are connected literally smelled my neighbors shit in my kitchen before
I'm fucked I can't block the kitchen vent without gasing myself while cooking.