TOILET PAPER WAR HAS BEGUN
me on the left
Yesterday I got enough for 6 months. It's literally the only thing I've prepped.
This is just sad in a pathetic kinda way. Just make your own or use some leafs off the ground lmao. Wiping your ass is the one arena in life you can always be the winner. No excuses.
God sake.
If you are Australian, you should know about this.
THIS SUMMER
Just shart your pants like any proud American would.
Lmao what is a bidet?
>mateship
>she'll be right mate
>land of the fair go
lol we're getting exposed as the fat dumbshit entitled babies we all really are
>not pooping with your GF in the morning
>not then showing together
not gonna make it.
First world problems
If shortage continue, price will skyrocket and people will start to use bills to wipe their asses.
Why are people freaking out over toilet paper so much? A single roll lasts me a month or more.
You do very few pupu or you don't wipe your ass properly.
Is there any ETF to invest in toilet paper?
>not just hanging your ass over the bathtub and rinsing out your anus with the detachable shower head
You Aussies can learn a thing our two from us
Damn I should have bought a bunch of toilet paper so I could resell to retards
did the darker one try to nick the toilet roll pack, to get one roll?
>buy high sell low
Good, exactly how it needs to be.
Those videos are great argument when liberals try to argue that they, or non-white immigrants living in urban ghettos, would win a hypothetical civil war against rednecks or bogans who live in the countryside.
Look at those people fighting for toilet paper, and imagine what it would be like when they run out of power, or water.
Australia is so unbased it is ridiculous. Any other country consooming ridiculous amounts of toilet paper after 1 coronachan death? This country is full of schizoids.
There is no shortage whatsoever.
The consumption of toilet paper is pretty much constant, the production too, and there has not been any disruption to the supply chain for toilet (which is mostly local; you don't carry what is essentially air in container ships).
In Australia, chinks started buying all the TP for some reason, so boomers panicked and started doing the same (to be fair, chinks did that with powder milk before).
I poop once a day very healthy consistancy. I usually use 2 of the squares.
Look at the videos. It's mostly non-whites.
I almost ran out of TP this week, I finally found some, and I didn't buy ten packs, just the one I needed.
Yep, the panic buyers are old cunts who only listen to mainstream media.
Death to anyone who wears flip flops.
You're only saying that so you can get the toilet paper instead of me!
You dirty boy
LOL that entire thread had me in stitches.
Where the fuck is the toilet paper going? China? Is it the Chinks? Tell me the truth!
Full stock here, I bought 200 rolls yesterday.
there is literally no effect on the shitting front, what the fuck is wrong with people?
in all likelihood the truth is we have all probably have caught it already and just put it down to a cold.
the media are responsible for blowing this out of proportions, the media on government advice to do so, panic buying helps the economy and it will help fest the globalists agenda for what comes next.
The BLAME GAME in which it excuses a war on an innocent country.
Which is why Yas Forums need to preemptively strike and start blaming Israel.
It's over!! Ching chong bought it all .... but you can use your bills. TP will cost much more now than use the bills directly.
kek, I think I found the solution: wipe with tofu
>PSST, WANNA BUY SOME BOGROLL?
> $10 A ROLL, BETTER GET IT NOW BEFORE IT ALL GOES TO SHIT
I have about 400 rolks, was planning to sell 100 of them for $10 each once the shelves go bare and production halts. Hell, maybe I'll sell for $100.
washable and reusable?
Those fools, just deep fry it in beef dripping for a tasty wholesome treat!
First one, then the other
things are getting a bit out of hand, it seems
Be careful .... as narcos knows, if you smuggling things you need a lot of firepower
Nobody shitposts better than an Australian
Motherfucking wash your ass with water??? what the hell is wrong with australians lmao
This guy wins the comments.
So just how much does this virus make you shit? Are people expecting to be holed up for 3 years with that much toilet paper?
Just take a shit in the shower, stomp it down. The. Wash your arse, like me.
>video clip from that shit movie Waterworld I can't bother encoding.webm
>witty comment in reply that resulted in many keks and some (you)'s
Yup.
Cities would be absolute fucking slaughterhouses - millions of people who barely tolerate each other at the best of times, living in close proximity to one another.
If shit hit the fan, they'd be dead in a week - and all the virtue signalling liberals would be destroyed by the very shitskins they imported.
The irony is glorious.
Isn't that one of those poison barb plants that is extremely painful
SHART IN A
its for fat people, faggots, and women
which one are you user?
>Premium toilet paper tube
>Dont let this opportunity go to waste
I live in a small country town and our supermarket has rice, canned food, hand sanitizer, toilet paper all in stock as of my morning shop. nobody would dare try to bulk-buy these items because the manager would refuse service and/or call all the boomer timber-workers to come down and lynch the first retard trying to attempt it. We also have literally no chinese here which helps.
How many hours with a hot girl can i get for this beautiful white bastard?
What madness is this, why are they fighting over fucking toilet paper?
can't wait for prostitutes to start charging toilet paper
There is no white people in Sydney or melbourne.
