/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1691

► Detected: 103,737 ► Died: 3,522

>NEWS
CDC declares it endemic, no more nasopharyngeal testing
archive.is/Em4Pj

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

US prepares for millions of hospitalizations
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>RESEARCH
r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

Resistant to antivirals
archive.is/pgxDl

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

>REMINDER
H1N1 had 14,000 confirmed deaths, yet WHO estimates 284,000
archive.is/S1vBE

China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
archive.is/i9DAX

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

Infection could reach 60% of world population
archive.is/Xcxwm

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

>LATEST CASES
03:36: 1 new case in Davis County, Utah, United States. This is the first case in Utah. Patient is a former passenger of the Grand Princess cruise ship.
03:25: 3 new cases, including 1 death, in Florida. A previous patient has also died.
02:48: 11 new cases in Austria.
02:44: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:34: 174 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Korea.
01:29: 68 new cases in Japan.
01:28: 1 new case in Ecuador.

>MORE
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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/
the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8055401/Coronavirus-1-000-times-infectious-SARS-scientists-warn.html
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niggers tongue my anus

I ate my prep

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,651 (3,070) ► International 23,086 (452): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Iran 5,823 (145) Italy 4,636 (197) D. Princess 696 (6) France 653 (9) Spain 441 (8) Japan 435 (6) USA 335 (17) Switzerland 216 (1) UK 164 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Iraq 46 (4) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 6 (1) Germany 711 Sweden 137 Norway 136 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Malaysia 93 Austria 74 Kuwait 61 Bahrain 60 Canada 54 Greece 46 Iceland 45 UAE 45 India 31 Denmark 23 Lebanon 22 Israel 21 Algeria 19 Czechia 19 Finland 19 Ireland 18 Vietnam 18 Oman 16 Palestine 16 Egypt 15 Portugal 15 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Russia 13 Georgia 12 Qatar 12 Croatia 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Romania 9 Argentina 8 Slovenia 8 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 N. Zealand 5 S. Arabia 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Poland 5 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Slovakia 3 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Malta 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +99 (+28) S. Korea +448 (+5) Iran +1,076 (+21) USA +16 (+2) Germany +41 Spain +40 Japan +15 Switzerland +2 Norway +9 Malaysia +10 Austria +8 Australia +1 Kuwait +3 Thailand +2 Greece +1 Algeria +2 Finland +4 Vietnam +1 Portugal +2 Brazil +1 Ecuador +1 Georgia +3 Qatar +1 Philippines +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Slovakia +2 Malta +1 Total +1,792 (+56)

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SHOULD I START PREPPING NOW?

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Nothing burger and you know it

Any online places that are selling filters normalfags aren't buying? I just want some p100 pancake filters of those Honeywell ones.

If you haven’t been prepping since mid January you aren’t going to make it

>work inna hotel
>realize now is a good time to bulk
>start eating so much fucking food from the restaurant all the time

I'm slowly getting a nice bit of fat, but holy shit, I'm stuffed most of the day.

>start

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just buy toilet paper in bulk and become merchant class

>103737 infected
>3522 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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You should've started prepping a month ago.

>Why yes, I am absolutely taking liposomal vitamin C, vitamin d3+k2, vitamin b6, zinc, omega-3, beta glucans, l-lysine, n-acetyl cysteine (NAC), selenium, elderberry & echinacea supplements while drinking peppermint-, chamomile-, rosehip-, basil- and gingertea and eating raw garlic on an empty stomach to boost my immune system and protect myself against the coronavirus. How could you tell??

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If anyone needs help finding old posts I can help, not prep though fuck off preppers

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Dutch news: Don't worry about the virus, just stay home when you are sick, and wash hands and don't touch your face

American news: OMG WE ARE ALL DYING WHAT IS HAPPENING 20000 TRILLION ECONOMY IS DEATH 10000 PEOPLE DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why is it like this?

good boy

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I'm predicting a 30% mortality rate in the US due to underlying issues, age, lack of medical care and drug/medicine shortages. This is with reinfection with a different strain being possible.

Otherwise I'm putting it at 20% with it being skewed towards men, the elderly and the obese/sick.

It will, (((they))) are covering up the numbers.

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please fuck off to some eu office and lick all the door knobs

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STAY SAFE NRW ANONS

NRW state government should have declared the state of emergency long ago.
But they simple go and say
>..."everyone gets it, we can do nothing, go back to work, everything is fine"...
Because of this behavior, everyone is getting it.
Of course it looks like as if everything is fine when majority is told and brainwashed how to react to this. Fuck these schizos, they can die but on the other hand a lot of good people will die too because of this negligent behavior.

Also, important to consider,
for everyone in NRW, the mood can turn any second now. Since this is adulterated and masked by the media and the government into a wrong light, you have to watch out. Shit already hit the fan, you can bet your ass there are already dead people in NRW, it is already worst, the question is, what will hit first?
Are the Majority going to waking up before the panicstorm or will you get hit from the shockwave first?

Any second now, anons.

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It's just a flu, bro.

SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary state

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois
Sanctuary state

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary state

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary state

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oklahoma
Non-sanctuary

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, UT

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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BREAKING: ITALIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADER ZINGARETTI TESTED POSITIVE

>ITALIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADER ZINGARETTI TESTED POSITIVE

ITALIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADER ZINGARETTI TESTED POSITIVE

>ITALIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADER ZINGARETTI TESTED POSITIVE

ITALIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADER ZINGARETTI TESTED POSITIVE

>ITALIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADER ZINGARETTI TESTED POSITIVE

ITALIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADER ZINGARETTI TESTED POSITIVE

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It's a little late but its better than not at all.
Time to get the yugowar blasters out from behind the rakia in the basement.

christ that cat is jacked

toilet paper will be the currency of the new world

banned.video/watch?id=5e4d9a96ceaa970024aa6fbf
same: youtube.com/watch?v=YS0zDBqHa-U

related:

files.catbox.moe/bbamzm.pdf

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/

> "Utilizing the SARS-CoV infectious clone, we generated and characterized a chimeric virus expressing the spike of bat coronavirus SHC014 in a mouse adapted SARS-CoV backbone."

> "Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus prepared as previously described."

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> "The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

related:

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8055401/Coronavirus-1-000-times-infectious-SARS-scientists-warn.html

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My predictions were that it was never going to make a fuzz out of China, and that no white people would die for it. So it has far exceeded my expectations, destroying the global economy and with 20,000 international cases in 4 weeks.

India on suicide watch.

Imagine taking advice from a male nurse. Lmfao

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S or F?

>Be schizhoid avoidant
>derive very little pleasure from social activities
>actual can see myself shitposting until senility
>potential 1918 flu but with the internet
Why am I so happy bros

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We're all dead. Screencap this for when we're all dead.

Dutch news is not trying to cause a panic. people need to go to back to their cagie to keep the economy going. the american leftist media flipped a 180 once they saw an opportunity to damage trumps economy by inciting panic.

I need to get Coronachan and fly down to Florida and head to the nursing homes to "visit"

Does anyone know why BNO Newsdesk twitter is very nonactive? They used to be posting pretty much every hour or less, now they seem to be very slow to report and reporting on much less types of stuff than they used to

I heard Twitter just decided they would crackdown on fake news regarding the virus, is Twitter now silencing BNO?

>China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
more like put a bullet through head

>no comfy saturday morning Dr John Campbell video

He's got the corona hasn't he bros.

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Reminder to all wagies:

Wash your hands, keep taking the subway and pay your taxes

Nothing to worry about here

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The fucking state of my country right now.

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Digits and Romanians are immune.

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Get into it user, i grabbed some frozen lasagnes and a couple of expired Christmas puddings today, still plenty of tucker around if you know where to look.

> Corona press briefing for Czech republic in 10 minutes

> Corona press briefing for Czech republic in 10 minutes

Will post summary later. If there is something unusual that is.

Besides the fact that there are not enough test kits now its all a great nothingburger

Right now NY, WA, and CA are fighting to get the most tests. They are trying to say they need them more than the other states, and know that tests are short and will be short for weeks. And once they do get their tests, thats when things will really go bad.

In France we got elections next week.
Turnout is gonna be fucking zero.

I hope she keeps getting bigger.

Checked. 100000 outside of China by April

Its actually this. Liberal media doesn't even think its a big deal. Its just an avenue of Trump attack which will actually save lives despite the goal being entirely petty.

>democratic
i’m thinking S

Because fuck normies

/Porto/bros, respirators, eyeware and filters are all still available and cheap. We absolutely have hundreds of cases in the region already. Get them before the panic wave or Gov ban. Don't rely on our country managing to contain it, you just know we won't.

MOLE UP!

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>potential 1918 flu
We've graduated beyond "potential" to "actual".

We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The TP will be ours. ...

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I wonder where he got it from.
How much of a sellout is he?

It's the week-end

10/10 would not fuck with that built ass cat

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its a big cat

mind posting the 50k by itself, i dont have that one yet, also please make a 20k one were she is still flat.

They're just getting bored of reporting the sniffles

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Was he in a conference or something?
Look at what is happening on Iran...

your predictions? who the fuck are you, you stupid spic faggot?

Dutch news and authorities are LYING to you faggot, they've done it for weeks now.
Here some autismo proving that ASYMPTOMATIC TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN HAPPENING FROM DAY 1 despite the RIVM and GGD STILL sending everyone from risk areas without symtpoms back into society.

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you made me giggle. thank you user

probably sleeping, it happens every few days they go like 10hours without posting

Now they can snort ground elephant tusks and get erections in the grave.

REMINDER THAT PEOPLE HAVE STARTED SPREADING IT ON PURPOSE:

tokyoreporter.com/japan/aichi-man-infected-with-coronavirus-goes-to-bars-to-spread-i

PRAISE NURGLE!

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I take s-toget in a full gasmask and disposable gloves.

Fuck normies.

>Belgian cases double two days in a row, to 109 yesterday
>today, our government admits they're pretty much out of testing kits
>today there are 60 extra cases, total 169
>government quickly adds "we're happy cases didn't double as was expected"
People believe this bullshit? Soon it will be completely useless to keep track of these numbers because every single European country is out of testing kits.

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Experimental Biology 2020 got canceled just yesterday. This is a major science meeting that attracts thousands of biomedical scientists from across the world. Even the scientists aren’t taking any chance fuck that.

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10 bucks it's just because the guy (or few guys) maintaining to site catches some sleep.

This is it for me lads. Oil is at $41/bbl and this is my last week before I’m sitting at the yard putting in way less hours. I expect layoffs to start within the next 30 days, and from there I go home with only enough money saved up for 3 month’s worth of expenses. It was good while it lasted m8’s

Just finished Contagion (2011)
Uh it's a little unsettling how similar it is
Everything except the death rate was accurate enough

I wish it would pick up the pace a bit. Too many cunts still acting like its nothing.

Not a pandemic if pinguins don't get the coof

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I assume I'm schizoid aswell, just the antisocial type. How do you spend your day?

>Wuhan flag looks like a virus
>only countries with specific colors develope high rate of infections
>looks like coordinated
>everyone stays calm
>do as media told you
>nothing to see here
>no need to inform the people
>just die
wake up anons.

By the second round, all that won matter anymore user

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they’re probably overworked cases are coming in 24/7 every hour they still haven’t add belgium’s +60 cases from an hour ago

Post your pandemic tunes.

youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ty3YnWN80

But it will be accurate when health systems get overloaded.

another one coinfirmed case in Poland 6 in total m8

Not skewing it towards nigs

>societal collapse
>”oh no better buy toilet paper!”

lmao fucking morons

people didn’t have toilet paper for all of human history up until recently

at no point did they not die if they didn’t have food or a way to defend themselves

Wat even

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Now look at this faggot.
>Man gets infected in Drenthe
>GGD says no risk at all for his colleagues because he hasn't been symptomatic
>Second man at job gets infected
>GGD: "not sure if he got it from colleague
>Third and fourth man infected at the same comapny
>GGD: "OOPS. But the company can still stay open as long as people with symptoms stay at home
DID ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS FORGET THEY WANT YOU DEAD OR ARE TYOU ALL FUCKING NEWFAGS HERE

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LOL, just have to have a big gathering in the middle of a virus, Italians can't function without social events.

Not yet, germanbro, not yet.

>democratic
S to shit on

Ikr?

Will Florida end up being hit the hardest?

Someone post the Chad talking about sending all Chinese to the camp and then he's asked if he thinks that this will actually help fight the coronavirus.

kek we have 40 retards on their way back home from ski trip to northern italy and people are planning on not letting them off the bus

this. we need all of society to mobilize if we're to beat this or we'll live with COVID-19 forever

W A K E
U P
A N O N S

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Roll

>trusting the Dutch authorities
>Het virus verspreidt zich snel. Niet alleen in China, want er zijn ook besmettingen vastgesteld in andere landen. Het risico dat de ziekte in Nederland opduikt, is volgens het RIVM "vrij nihil", omdat vanuit Nederland geen directe vluchten naar Wuhan, de stad met het grootste aantal besmettingen, gaan.
>vrij nihil
>23 January 2020
nu.nl/algemeen/6025742/vragenuurtje-nujij-stel-nu-je-vragen-over-het-coronavirus.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=CUhoSWNgxxI

Roll

*translates Black Man into Welsh*
Da Iawn Cymru Am Byth

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Contagion wasn't made as a standard action flick, it was made to show what a pandemic scenario would look like. Kinda like Threads was made to show what a nuclear holocaust would look like. That's what makes both of them work so well.

Calling it a pandemic doesn't help and very important people don't want to pay out on some bonds so it isn't a pandemic but we will treat it like one.

RIP Japan

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>be a desperate slave to social acceptance
>no hobbies, no dreams, not able to think without someone telling you what to think
>see coworkers taking selfies with fake smiles but you're dumb enough to fall for it
>mindlessly travel to countries you know nothing about and delude yourself into thinking it's an adventure and you're living the life
>come back infecting all your friends, family and more
Thanks normalfags

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Yes enjoy wasting water on wiping your ass

They can't be serious.
What about the Space station, does it need to reach there to be declared a pandemic?

Roll

Add this to the list

'It's pandemonium': virus panic-buying hits Los Angeles
archive.is/wip/zFXe5

Initial deaths are nothing compared to the lasting impact of a endlessly contagious pathogen reinfecting and killing the population ad nauseam. Take the estimated financial and human cost of the flu every year and 10x it to start.

shows the normie prioritys.
cant wait till i can get thousends in gold and blowjobs for every bottle of cheap booze i will sell this idiots.

Moço, isto é um nadafrancesinha, acalma te

youtube.com/watch?v=vEo2oi1v9LY

This is why I'm staying home. Calling in sick every day until my place of employment inevitably gets shut down.

Wait, there's more? And here I thought I was equipped well.

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Meant to Danebro

Europe will have more than wuhan itself soon enough at this rate.

Time to work from home.

He said to me
>Nothing burger and *you* know it
you retard, so my expectations being surpassed are relevant to the reply, why do you butt in conversations that don't call you?

youtu.be/zG7KShvqg9A

>american hospitals preparing for 96 million infections and 500,000 deaths.

Remember to wear your happening suit out in public for penetrating effect. Send a chill down their spines!

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Any news on that guy?

youtu.be/N6ghvbJ88W8?t=3241

Calling it a pandemic triggers trillions in insurance clauses

exactly, if there is no water to wipe your ass with you have much bigger problems than wiping your ass

Swine Flu was gonna kill us all too but then we found out millions of people had the virus and it turned out to be nothing.

Why don't you think that'll happen with this exactly?

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Home Depot cancelled all of their workshops and classes for the foreseeable future. Due to corona chan. Sauce: me being a depot workfag. And the signs are posted now at all entrances.

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>just saw a commercial for the cure!

youtu.be/HQIdmmQl0sw

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Floridafag here. No the brilliant Ron DeSantis will protect us.

Oh, noes, not the money that will get devaluated after this.

>stop buying masks!
>Scientists say, that
there is no evidence that they protect you.
>Masks only help the wearer when WE and our soldiers wear them :^)

like coming back out of the incinerator?

Cause they're testing people on a massive scale unlike swineflu and clearly it has a higher death rate and lower asymptomic/mild rate

>got 2 cases in my district of 4million pop a month ago
>now it's only 3
>shops are getting toilet paper again
>most people stopped giving a shit

Yeah it's boling.
Please america spread it so we can see the race war.

>working at home depot
christ how do you not just walk off the job

The WHO estimates that most infected will eventually show symptoms and get tested.

Shit bois we outta luck

When will housing prices drop?

>What is NRW?
>That image is schizo as fuck
>Choke on a sausage, kraut

Another confirmed case in South Africa, in gauteng

Rate my prep, anons.

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No it’s just that Belgian government is retarded and didnt prepare for it while ample time to do so.

By now it should be obvious to anyone who has been following the situation that this novel coronavirus is not worth a fraction of the attention it is getting or the measures being taken. Yet everyone is playing along despite huge losses to the economy... Why? What goal could all governments from China to US, to EU, to Russia, to Israel, to Iran, to... have in common? Give me your conspiracy theories.

I've read an opinion that such a controlled drop of the markets could help mitigate the effects of the upcoming global recession everyone's been anticipating for a while now. Seems a bit farfetched but who knows.

So they knew about it 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO?

Estou calmo, simplesmente comprei 2 pedaços de tecido envolvidos em plástico, e um meio de os transportar que por mera coincidência sela por completo a minha boca e nariz.

youtube.com/watch?v=_VRN74y0tLg

Forgot when swine flu caused several hundred millions of people to be locked down, several countries closing schools and the stock market crashing.
I really forgot user. Thanks for reminding me, that this is just the same.

Get some colostrum, careful on the dosage

To make your own body hostile to the virus
Start smoking

Alkalize your blood, start adding a pinch of baking soda to your water

As soon as it killed a reasonable ammount of fags

Chen's family said he was taken away by the CCP. Nothing has been heard from him or them since.

NEVER FORGET CHEN QIUSHI.

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you are not gonna make it lad.

>>american hospitals preparing for 96 million infections and 500,000 deaths.
sounds pretty bad desu, but i thought i was already dead from this

Mio Dio che coglioni, ma sí ci potrebbe essere in giro la cazzo di peste 2.0 e sti deficienti fanno ste stronzate

rich man/10
cant wait to introduce you to my crossbow.

Fucking cunt had a launch in the middle of the night the sonic boom was so loud lol

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>lower asymptomic/mild rate
How would we know?
80+% have mild symptoms, millions could already be flying under the radar thinking they have the flu.

that's a lot of TP

Gypsies get the coof too.

How long has it been? a month maybe?

Speaking of which:

>decide to check reddit
>people praising china for its containment procedures

We're lost.

WHY ARE SLIDE SHILLS HERE?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Ah, sendo assim tá bem, come um bom bife, uma canjinha de arroz e mete um bocado de picante e vais ver que isto passa.

youtu.be/zG7KShvqg9A

DEL CORONA VIRUUUUUS

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Because like I said they're testing all risk cases even without symptoms

>Thought about ordering rations from Home Depot online last week
>Check now
>Everything is out of stock
Son of a bitch.

I already did it but nobody gives a fuck lol

>tfw made a vow to grow a moustache until this all blows over

It's so fucking ugly, brehs. I want to shave it off so bad.

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>100000 outside of China by April
Nigger we'll have 500,000 outside China by April.

>Just the annual flu cleaning, bro

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HIghly doubt China would literally shut down their economy to mitigate the effects. They were probably better off just being hit by the recession than the coronavirus.

It’s not a global conspiracy. Chinks were being chinks and fucked up with a virus they stole from Canada. They’ve been stealing biological samples and intellectual property for years, it was bound to happen.

Im gonna coof into a spray bottle for 3 days then spritz people in the face over 50. I'll get them to face me by carrying a "Free TP" sign on my chest.

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I am curious about the death rate in Iran, is it because of a different strain, the Iranian genetics, shit Healthcare?

Is that achievable natty?

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How about you make a new theory after you have coughed up a lung, you sad fucking faggot.

mmmm... B O L O G N A ?

>he doesn't know
toilet paper is the most precious item when everything goes to shit. there's not a single thing that you can't do with it.
you can use it to clean yourself,
you can eat it,
you can drink it,
you can use it to power your car,
you can make a fort out of it,
you can use it to make a nigger suffocate,
you can use it as a distress signal,
you can use it to maintain your gains,
you can use it to make some sick papier maché figurines... etc

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Who you gonna call!

Consume fiction, browse the internet, play vidya, shitpost sometimes coom

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>By now it should be obvious to anyone
That you're faggot.

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>25 years old
>Reasonably healthy
>Seemingly strong immune system, always get over the flu/any other minor cold in a few days tops with basically one day where it's an issue to even think about

So basically, I should just carry on with my life? It sounds like it's boomers coming in contact with me that should be afraid, not me

If you shave it off will corona chan die?

Take your meds

What's the point of having words anyway? I mean, nobody has ever been hurt my not using words so let's not okay sweetie.

there hasent been any worthwhile quarantine anywhere, so its more likely that it will be in the millions by april.
the new wave of invasion alone will bring hundrets of thousends.

why didn't you listen?

The only way it can get better is if it turns into a black plague level catastrophe

Auf der einen Seite
"Das machen die weil es ein neuer Super Virus ist"

Auf der anderen
"Das machen die, um einen neuen gewöhnlichen Virus im Keim zu ersticken"

boring
when will we get Italy's numbers?

comfy

Swole

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>mfw when people say it's not a bioweapon

About half of my rations are high calorie junk food like chocolate, am I going to make it bros?

Dont forget you can TP the sick people's front yards.

Fucking bloatmaxing

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>knew about it five years ago

It was created five years ago.

> the-scientist.com/news-opinion/lab-made-coronavirus-triggers-debate-34502

> "The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

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Yes enjoy your seizures

aye low iqs common denominator slaves are inferior

0 cases

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>When will housing prices drop?
In the aftermath of all this, probably several months down the road at least, a lot of Gen X and millennials are going to be inheriting empty houses from old people who die.
Hundreds of thousands of them will hit the market at the same time. Same with other properties... businesses that close, etc. The prices on ALL real estate are going to plummet with huge supply and low demand.

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+1 In Poland 6 total
twitter.com/MZ_GOV_PL/status/1236259193797124096

I'm not making them but I'm saving them. Fun fact: Corona went from 40K to 60K in one day.

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It would be extremely Baneful.

Now uberal there are carnaval stoeten everywhere. This corona baby might spread on those. For all the readers carnaval you probably know from brazillian hotties dancing with peacock feathers and shit. Well here its way morr retarded but still loads of people togheter doing crazy stuff

>wanted khain
>got nurgle
しょうがない

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Not everywhere.
In South Korea they are, and we are seeing a lower CFR.

>not having enough calories stored in your body to last you a year with minimal food intake
Never gonna make it.

You know, the virus itself might not be as bad as advertised.
But the economic collapse will kill you if the virus can't.

don't tease.

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It’s dumb to not sell your stocks before corona hits.
Bezos is way more intelligent.

South Korea's infected are much younger due to the sect being mostly women in their 20s.

shit healthcare, government did fuck all
also shrinelicking

why is elon so fucking dumb

>neuen gewöhnlichen Virus
Imagine being such a braindead retard you still believe this is just another virus

take a few grams of Vitamin C and some Zinc and you are good.
Few thousand units of D3 and the appropriate of ratio of K2 together with it is good as well as an unrelated note.
And don't forget that fish oil.

approx 17.30-18 usually (4.5-5 hrs)

>China

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Mestre

Don't recall exactly. So much going on... about 3 weeks ago I guess. Maybe a month, yeah.

anyone else sick of these GODDAMNED LYING KIKES?

They moved the goalposts. A pandemic used to be large outbreaks of a novel disease on two or more continents.