/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1690

► Detected: 102,581 ► Died: 3,501

>NEWS
Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

Man tasered after fight over toilet paper
archive.is/Hd2Mu

Patient who died left waiting 6 hours by NHS
archive.is/abNI4

Macron says epidemic unstoppable in France
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White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

>RESEARCH
Survives up to 9 days on different materials
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
archive.is/FDXiM

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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>REMINDER
Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

China figures likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

CDC refused to test infected man
archive.is/L9gFN

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

>LATEST CASES
03:36: 1 new case in Davis County, Utah, United States. This is the first case in Utah. Patient is a former passenger of the Grand Princess cruise ship.
03:25: 3 new cases, including 1 death, in Florida. A previous patient has also died.
02:48: 11 new cases in Austria.
02:44: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:34: 174 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Korea.
01:29: 68 new cases in Japan.
01:28: 1 new case in Ecuador.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,651 (3,070) ► International 21,930 (431): S. Korea 7,041 (48) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 4,636 (197) D. Princess 696 (6) France 653 (9) Japan 435 (6) Spain 402 (8) USA 335 (17) Switzerland 216 (1) UK 164 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Iraq 46 (4) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 692 Sweden 137 Norway 136 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Malaysia 83 Austria 74 Kuwait 61 Bahrain 60 Canada 54 Greece 46 Iceland 45 UAE 45 India 31 Denmark 23 Lebanon 22 Israel 21 Algeria 19 Czechia 19 Ireland 18 Vietnam 17 Oman 16 Palestine 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Portugal 15 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Georgia 9 Romania 9 Argentina 8 Slovenia 8 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 N. Zealand 5 S. Arabia 5 Chile 5 Hungary 5 Poland 5 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Malta 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +99 (+28) S. Korea +448 (+5) USA +16 (+2) Germany +22 Japan +15 Spain +1 Switzerland +2 Norway +9 Austria +8 Australia +1 Kuwait +3 Thailand +2 Greece +1 Algeria +2 Portugal +2 Brazil +1 Ecuador +1 N. Zealand +1 Hungary +1 Malta +1 Total +636 (+35)

I'd like to suck the argie baker's toes.

I love niggers and whites equally

>dozens of cases of people testing positive for coronavirus after arriving from Italy or Japan
>only a handful of people arriving from SEA test positive

Who's saying BASED seamonkeys aren't counting their cases?

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nigger tongue yum yum 100% in my anus

Iran +1576 in a day.
So this is how it ends?
Fuck, I'm disappointed, I wanted an Alien invasion.

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>>LATEST CHANGE
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So is BNO kill? Anyone got an active newsfeed?

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STAY SAFE NRW ANONS

NRW state government should have declared the state of emergency long ago.
But they simple go and say
>..."everyone gets it, we can do nothing, go back to work, everything is fine"...
Because of this behavior, everyone is getting it.
Of course it looks like as if everything is fine when majority is told and brainwashed how to react to this. Fuck these schizos, they can die but on the other hand a lot of good people will die too because of this negligent behavior.

Also, important to consider,
for everyone in NRW, the mood can turn any second now. Since this is adulterated and masked by the media and the government into a wrong light, you have to watch out. Shit already hit the fan, you can bet your ass there are already dead people in NRW, it is already worst, the question is, what will hit first?
Are the Majority going to waking up before the panicstorm or will you get hit from the shockwave first?

Any second now, anons.

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>INFORMATION ON ADE, 2 SARS-CoV-2 STRAINS AND REINFECTION (1/2)

>2011: a SARS-CoV vaccine failed
antibody-dependent enhancement, enters certain immune cells
"Taken together, our data suggested that SARS-CoV is able to enter human immune cells via an antibody-mediated pathway"
"Our data raise reasonable concerns regarding the use of SARS-CoV vaccine in humans"
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3019510/
>RODENTS EXPERIENCED ADE AFTER VACCINATION

>2016: MERS-CoV vaccine tested on humans
"The GLS-5300 MERS coronavirus vaccine was well tolerated with no vaccine-associated serious adverse events. Immune responses were dose-independent, detected in more than 85% of participants after two vaccinations, and durable through 1 year of follow-up."
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(19)30266-X/fulltext#back-bib1
>MERS-CoV VACCINE FOR HUMANS LOOKS PROMISING IN VITRO

>2019: MERS vaccine tested in camels
"vaccinated camels were challenged in a natural infection model by introducing ten naturally infected and virus shedding camels"
"The MERS-CoV was tested in nasal swabs by RT-qPCR for 21 days post challenge (d.p.c.) and then at 28 and 56 d.p.c. Camels were all negative for MERS-CoV infection at 28 and 56 d.p.c., except one individual camel at 28 d.p.c."
>MERS-CoV VACCINE FOR CAMELS SUCCESSFULL IN VIVO

>ADE COULD BE POSSIBLE IN HUMANS
>VACCINATION AGAINST CORONAVIRIDAE GENERALLY POSSIBLE

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Why do you need a minute to minute ticker for new cases. Need your dopamine boost?

Thanks for this post, I noticed and am bothered by that, too.

>INFORMATION ON ADE, 2 SARS-CoV-2 STRAINS AND REINFECTION (2/2)

>2020: Peking University analyzed 103 SARS-CoV-2 genomes
mild S type and more virulent L type distinguished
S type mutated into "aggressive" L type
>1 SAMPLE FROM AUSTRALIA WITH MULTIPLE STRAINS
"...infected by at least two different strains of SARS-CoV-2"
>1 SAMPLE FROM USA WITH BOTH TYPES
63-year-old female patient living in Chicago, returned from Wuhan
"...the most parsimonious explanation is that this patient may have been infected by both the L and S types"
"However, whether the co-existence of L and S types in this patient was due to multiple-time infections during her visit to Wuhan is currently unclear."
academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463
>Because L is derived from S, but more common, L must be more virulent.

>EVIDENCE FOR L TYPE BEING MORE VIRULENT IS NOT SCIENTIFIC
>SPREAD OF L COULD HAVE BEEN AIDED, OR S COULD HAVE BEEN INHIBITED

>2020: University of Glasgow refutes beforementioned paper
"One nonsynonymous mutation, which has not been assessed for functional significance, is not sufficient to define a distinct “type” nor “major type”."
"It is, however, important to appreciate that finding a majority of samples with a particular mutation is not evidence that viruses with that mutation transmit more readily."
"The only way Tang et al. can get the results they present is by defining the ancestral state as being at some point way back in the bat coronavirus tree before the outbreak began. They then estimate the ancestral state for each mutation independently, ignoring the very informative tree of the current outbreak"
virological.org/t/response-to-on-the-origin-and-continuing-evolution-of-sars-cov-2/418
>ARBITRARY DISTINGUISHED TYPES
>NO PROFOUND EVIDENCE OF ONE BEING MORE VIRULENT THAN THE OTHER
>ANCESTRAL RELATION UNCLEAR

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>2 cases in my state
Plague doctor time

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>the Most Valuable Boomers are about to get joosted
OH NO NO NO NO

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Not surprising at all. Their government straight up admitted they were going to ignore the problem.

>CONCLUSION:
NOT ENOUGH DATA
SARS-CoV-2 could be able to enter certain human immune cells, vaccination however is likely possible.
There are 111 identified nonsynonymous mutations, but no evidence, that one of which is more virulent.
Infection with multiple strains is possible, but probably not more harmful.
Reinfection should not be possible, but gets reported in Asia, might be recovered patients still shedding the virus. NEED MORE INFO

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Bioweapon. It most likely shipped there in a suitcase.
That being said it's a stupid bioweapon if you can't de-activate it.

rollin(EAT SHIT MOD NIGGERS THIS IS NOT SPAM)g for the traitors in congress to get corona'd hard

but why not other countries in the region? It seems to have gotten out of control there. Even less developed nations close to China seems much better off.
I mean I get that there are probably a fair bunch out there unaccounted for but everything seems to indicate that their situation is fairly less severe than Iran

Hundreds of billions in biodefense spending since 9/11
Supposed to stockpile masks antivirals etc new science rapid diagnostic
US govt doesn't do shit
Except FDA arrest you for stockpiling masks
CDC can't test so declares endemic
>no need to test: Trump wins again MAGA

Fuck this

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this is the flag of wuhan

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Tell me why as a younger person i shouldn't actively try to get this as fast as possible so it can make me immune (presumably, one or two shady possible-reinfects isn't real evidence) and then go about my city freely not worried about catching or spreading?

>mfw travel thots are saving White civilization by bringing corona chan

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Well, in France they went as far as cancelling the CRIF meeting, which is same as AIPAC in the US.

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They've always taken breaks for hours to rest. But over the last few days it seems like they put at least an hour between tweets during what was their prime time.
I'm not trying to fling shit on them, it just seems like some outside force has told them to hush.

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Wie war das noch Herr Spahn??

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/Porto/bros, respirators, eyeware and filters are all still available and cheap. We absolutely have hundreds of cases in the region already. Get them before the panic wave or Gov ban. Don't rely on our country managing to contain it, you just know we won't.

MOLE UP!

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Would it anyone surprise
if all the flags from countries where nothing is done
are
red
green
white
???

can someone dig into it?

SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary state

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois
Sanctuary state

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary state

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary state

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oklahoma
Non-sanctuary

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, UT

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Wait wait wait netherlands 125? WHEN

How do I convince my dumb Boomer mom to not go cross state weekly religious gathering. She's fucked isn't she

Throwing this down, last update from my hospital

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wait i just realised the answer. because 95% of people will never get it at all once we stop the travelfags and coof fags

Your analysis is 100% correct, friend. See youtube.com/watch?v=yKNrGpGbT8o&feature=youtu.be&t=2434

Text:
>You should all try to not get [coronavirus]. Even if individually it might be better if you got it and got it over with. Because there's a difference between what's good for you versus what's good for the society. What's good for you would be to get a mild case and get it over with. Don't do that. What's good for society is that you fight and fight and fight to put it off. Cause you want to spread it out. If you don't spread it out, you're gonna overwhelm our facilities and hospitals and then everything just falls apart. I don't think that's gonna happen cause we're gonna spread it out. And the United States is doing a good job. Now, here's my opinion of why this is the real strategy, but it's not one you can tell the public. If you told the public that, I think it would cause the wrong behavior. People would say "Ah, let's just get it then" or "Let's not care about it" and those are the wrong moves. But the fact that the airports are not all closed is everything you need to know. Closing it from [China and a few of the other hotspots] makes sense because that could cause us suddenly surge. But I feel like we're letting it intentionally. In other words, the actions we're taking are clearly meant to allow some risk into the country, but a small one. Now, the small risk is not a risk of something happening or not happening: it's a guarantee. It's a guarantee that if you let world travel happen and the only things that you stop are the hotspot travel, you're still gonna get it, guaranteed, there's no question about it. ...

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>old germans sacrified to make room to new germans
this is sad, but kinda expected

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>... So here's somebody in the comments who says "Let's just get it" and, did you hear me? If we all got it right away, it would be the end of civilization... Probably not, but it would be pretty bad. You need to fight like heck to not get it. Spread it out. Don't overwhelm the resources.

In other news:
Berlin reports theft of masks and disinfectant from one hospital. The report of a whole truck load of masks being stolen was denied earlier.

Also: Toilet paper is sold out for whatever reason.

>Hundreds of Chinese students and junior clerics study at the seminaries at Qum, which is the most important center of theological study for Shiite Muslims from across the world and draws pilgrims to its shrines.

FUCK this pic makes me so fucking pissed off.
I have been to a fair bunch of countries and these travel thots never cease to amaze me of how basic and clueless they are
Oh and don't get me started on when they rent a fucking scooter and goes no faster than 30km/h. FUCK

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

It's not hard to understand at this point that the (((elite))) and their sycophants WANT this to happen. It is all going as planned long ago.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cyRpzcN_S44

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>Toilet paper is sold out for whatever reason.
Krauts will just use their tongues instead

youtube.com/watch?v=cyRpzcN_S44

YOU FUCKERS SAID THIS WAS A NOTHINGBURGER, NOW I CAN'T FIND ANY HANDSANITZERS AND MASKS. BONGS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THEM?

REEEEEEEE

What if the bad flu season the US had was actually corona?

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italy
green, white, red

nrw
green, white, red

iran
green, white, red

THINK ANONS
THINK ANONS
WAKE UP
WAKE UP

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YEA IM READY FOR THE GOOOOD TIMES

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It’s not surprising

They are under extreme sanctions which means their medical infrastructure is poorly supplied
They probably only have a few ventilators for the entire nation and virtually no antiviral drugs

Iran also has an extremely superstitious population that believes in things like licking shrines to cure disease rather than seeking medical help

Iran had to get fucked. the CIA-installed government became a pain in the ass, just as Saddam Hussein when he got to cocky. It is not by chance that China and Iran are fucked most by this kike produced virus.

>we have drive-through testing in my state
Do other states even try

>trips
oh no

>tfw the god that chose them was actually a goddess

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KEINE PANIK

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Because you do not get immune

Everyone important has been vaccinated

You never unleash a bioweapon for which you do not have a vaccine

Why are there so many wheelchair spots

his repeated use of the ambiguous phrase "spread it out" is a poor choice of words lol

what do now?? I have de HIV Positiv is dis gonna kill mee??? Dis white pigs n asians only rite????

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Because next year you get new corona infection that kills you due to the fact that your immune system is prepared for it and completely overreacts.

>new-german clan head falls ill
>they haul him to the nearest hospital
>hospital is at capacity
>refuse to admit the clan head
>clan starts dismantling the hospital
>police is too occupied to help
>right wing militias form
>start beating down on new-germans
>civil unrest ensues

This shit won't go well with America.

Things are only "fine" in China because they don't give two fucks about humans or human rights.

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look up that relic licking ritual im not kidding they all lick the same piece metal or other holy relics

Huh

They probably thought it was nothing and just a psyop by the west to go against china.
Oops.

god damn, ive wasted so much money. after this corona stuff ive hoarded in lots of food from the start, havent used a dime since. never been this good of before paycheck. all bills are payd normally

>literally every boomer kike politician gets the reaper
hahahahahah

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>Before
China is telling us the real numbers. You think they are ignoring infections? Stop being a fucking schizo its just a flu and isn't that infectious or dangerous
>Now
The death rate is actually super low there are tons of unreported cases and the numbers aren't accurate, everything is fine its just a flu stop worrying
>Soon
It only kills people who were fat, old or sick to begin with. It just so happens that a lot of countries are unhealthy is really is just a bad flu and they were unlucky but 15% of the population isn't a big deal.

>places where corona is going wild.

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.There are possibly up to a million people in this country illegally who have vanished into the population and will not want to follow restrictions in case they are "found", so it will be impossible to contain any disease fully.

Chill Bobo, the markets need the weekend to ice their assholes.

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Wir sind auf alles vorbereitet.

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>It only kills people who were fat, old or sick to begin with.
so half of your country?

China actually tried to protect its people. What is America fuck yeah doing? Explain this, mutt.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Af6b_wyiwI

Because its just outside a hospital you retard.

>we have drive-through testing
Do they just give them a form to fill out and give them a bill and the results at the exit?

>do you feel pressure in your chest?
>have you coof'd in the past few hours?
>is liquid coming out of your ass instead of solid material?
>We are sorry to inform you, you might have Coronavirus. That will be 69.99 euros. Have a nice day

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What have people been panic buying in you country?
For the UK it's eggs

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They always slack off on the weekends.
I mean every fucking weekend.
How many weekends can people see the same and still think there's some spooky mysterious happening?

ask the recovered oh wait you can’t

> more people die from cancer in 2 days than they've died from coronavirus in 3 months
> we're weeks away from getting hot weather
happeningfags on suicidewatch

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How bad is HIV/AIDS there?

Shit, maybe his entire speech was reverse psychology. He's a persuasion expert after all

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I have to admited that the WHO made a very smart move at choosing the name of this.
Thanks to that, people don't realize the virus is SARS-COV-2, not a new fucking flu strain.

>give them a bill and the results at the exit?
No, because all insurances pay for the test.

Pic related is Europe's strategy right now.

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You can get re infected later on and you may not be so lucky fighting it off.
Sooner or later...you're fucked.

but there were thousands of Chinese tourists from Wuhan in SEA throughout February.
Why aren't we seeing the same cases there, with numerous government officials testing positive and people literally dying on the streets?

>NOT ENOUGH DATA
>NEED MORE INFO
This sums up the current state of play around Coronachan

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20% of black population, so around 8 000 000

Name my band, anons.

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>keeping eggs unrefridgerated

Absolute peasantry.

Nah, it's just things are getting out of hand, and it's becoming near impossible to keep up with everything that's happening. Especially since BNO is taking their "no fake news, even if it means we are slow" approach to the job very seriously. They'll have to hire at least one more guy or they won't be able to continue.

ARGIEbro can we include youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw
to OP?

It's pretty accurate so far and reports cases faster than anything else I've seen

Don't you dare call me a mutt, you muslim invader.

China is protecting China, not the people.

Call me when cancer is contagious retard

Was talking about all week but whatever potatonigger.

eggs are important

Good

just wash your hands bro

how do china and south korea fit into your theory retard?

>hot weather
>still thinks this is the flu

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I live in NRW

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JUST GOT DABBED ON BY BELGIUM
WE GOT 169 NOW

I hiope so. I truly hope so. This would be glorious. The long overdue civil war, ending in a slaughter that makes the Hollywood version of the "holocaust" look like a Saturday evening BBQ.

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

W A K E
U P
A N O N S

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Based and niggerpilled yu

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Instant noodles, rice, toilet paper, canned foods, vegetable.

as in spread out the rate of infections so everyone waits in line for their chance to get it that way there is always a bed ready at the hospital

souf?

Ha
You're not even trolling
commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chinese-army_Wuhan_flag_(1911-1928)_19_dots.svg

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is the UK part of the third world and no one told me?

Oh my God this means there is a 60% chance 1 (ONE) 85-year-old will die

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K

>right wing hazmat squad
and the newger will think the ancient Gods are back with a vengeance

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I usually avoid youtube links because everyone fucks them up. They forget to remove the [embed] and eventually run out of characters. Instead of deleting the [embed], they start deleting important information... It's a disaster.

yesterday
we'll get updated at 14:00 or so

TOP KEK

tokyoreporter.com/japan/aichi-man-infected-with-coronavirus-goes-to-bars-to-spread-it/

>Aichi: Man infected with coronavirus goes to bars ‘to spread’ it

>AICHI (TR) – A man in his 50s in Gamagori City visited two bars after being confirmed as infected with the novel coronavirus, city officials said on Thursday.

>At around 6:00 p.m. the day before, medical personnel sent the man home after he was confirmed to be infected with the novel coronavirus, which causes a disease known as COVID-19.

>He was to remain at home until an appropriate medical institution was found for treatment. However, he decided to take a taxi to an izakaya bar, reports Fuji News Network (Mar. 6).

>Before departing, he reportedly told a family member, “I am going to spread the virus.”

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>WHY DO WE KEEP CALLING IT COVID WHEN IT'S SARS 2.0?
>WHY DO WE KEEP CALLING IT COVID WHEN IT'S SARS 2.0?
>WHY DO WE KEEP CALLING IT COVID WHEN IT'S SARS 2.0?
>WHY DO WE KEEP CALLING IT COVID WHEN IT'S SARS 2.0?

Are you the pope or something?

How the fuck is it possible to have 20% of your population infected with that? What about the white/colored population? What the fuck.

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We're immune

Having so much fun seeing the lesser races suffering lmao

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Holy Smokes and the Super-Coofers

>I live in NRW
You'll probably soon overtake Italy

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Spray and pray

Have you been to London recently?

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Can't imagine taking it seriously man

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2 weeks ago

it's not necessary. the poo keeps them fresh.

Dire Straits

the hypochondriac cancer contaminated Yas Forums and has killed this shit board
> don't go out in the street and protest goy, stay home and wash you hands with expensive sanitizer

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Iran and China have a common enemy (the US) and are becoming very intermingled. There are quite a few bugmen in sandland now. Plus this is going to tear through the middle east due to sand nigger idiocy. There is a term among these subhuman degenerates called "Inshallah". The gist of which is "God willing" or "God wills it". This extends to almost every facet of their life from farming to fighting. I've dealt with these kind of people personally and it is fucking everywhere. That's why you see all these fucking dune coons blind firing their weapons over hills and around corners. It's not that they don't know what their sights are for it's that they don't fucking care. If god wants them to kill anyone they believe he will guide the fucking bullet into their skulls. This is also why you see these inbred retards licking shrines and sucking on doorknobs to prove that Allah will protect them.
t.5 deployments to the middle east, 2 hearts and minds missions 3 door-kicking missions.

What is this timeline guys?!

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>hoarding eggs

the stupidity of my country never fails to amaze

nothing yet, our boomers will forever deny anything is wrong

MODS

You are full of shit. You hear me, kraut? FULL. OF. SHIT.

>The Corona death cult worshippers have finally arrived
Life imitates art.

>Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Do we have any legit proof of this yet? Wouldn't that eventually kill every last person it infects?

Mulattoes are not immune, only Africans born in Africa.

Why would you be bothered by dead sand niggers? The sooner Islam and these mongrels are scoured off the face of our planet the better. The death of communism and islam will bring world peace in our time and do more to improve the global environment than any green new deal ever could.

>Belgian cases double two days in a row, to 109 yesterday
>today, our government admits they're pretty much out of testing kits
>today there are 60 extra cases, total 169
>government quickly adds "we're happy cases didn't double as was expected"
People believe this bullshit? Soon it will be completely useless to keep track of these numbers because every single European country is out of testing kits.

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Sorry my coloured friend. Yous are already dead. Lekker ne

>Afterward, he left the first establishment on foot for a pub staffed by women. At the second bar, he informed persons there, “I tested positive [for the coronavirus].”
*COUGH COUGH* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

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nigs gonna nig my nig, kek, corona gonna fuck this place up

To lessen the impact on Jewish shekels

>Danish guberment still refuses to test anyone showing symptoms who didn’t travel
>Community spreading not possible atm says official

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I GUESS THEY CHOOSE ALL COUNTRIES WITH A REDWHITEGREEN FLAG AS A KIND OF SUPER CELL FROM WHERE THE VIRUS CONTINUE TO SPREAD

CHINA WUHAN FLAG CONFIRMED AS CORONA SYMBOL

THIS WAS PLANNED

WE ARE IN A BIO WAR
THIS IS WORLD WAR THREE

wake the fuck up anons
AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

Hold your breath, mutt, my grandfathers fought in the Wehrmacht and my great-grand uncle was in the fucking Waffen-SS. America is a shit country ruled by scheming hand-rubbing kikes. You have destroyed the German Reich, the only chance the white race had for survival. You are all mutts now by definition. Karma is going to get you now. Enjoy your obese degenerate landwhale mutt population die by the millions.

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based mods holding you back for a get

Any of you lads ever owned a German Shepherd?

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You aren't going to be getting an argument out of me.

The go away, sounds like we would all be better off

this.
they are religious nuts and don't believe in prevention.
Inshallah, whatever God wants, will happen, no need to put on safety belts.

"Coldspray"

hey man during the famine the man with many chickens is king

>meme flag
>bullshit content
Figures

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I’m the user from before you questioned if you are a shill
What’s the current death rate?

Green for phlegm,
Red for blood
White for ???

Step1. Buy Cling Film

Step 2. Take Film out of packaging (make sure hands are washed and gloves are worn)

Step 3. Wrap around head.

Step 4. Suffocate to death.

Pro Tip
Foil may work also but will take longer for asphyxiation.

Hard boil the eggs, then glace them over to hermetically seal them. Lasts a good while as long as the shell does not crack.

>Ready to lose 3 times in a row

Seattle here. My roommate works for King County and she's basically been working from home for about a week now. She suspects the officials may want everyone in her department to stay at home for the rest of the month. [spoiler]I still gotta go out into downtown for my work, though. Rip.[/spoiler]

It is literally just the flu
>death and severe complications for the elderly
>everyone else it’s literally just a week of feeling like shit then you’re good to go

All of this shit about reinfection and hiding in your CNS is like one or two cases and there’s no evidence that either of those things are actually what happened
For instance they could’ve gotten a false negative and not actually been totally better
They may have had an underlying condition that shuttled the virus to the CNS

Fact is we don’t know much other than that if you’re under 50 you’ll be fine