>Another canal drowing, A WOMAN was pulled from the Kennet & Avon Canal in Devizes yesterday (Thursday) and rushed to hospital.
narrowboatworld.com
>Broken sewer closes Grand Canal, IF YOU are one of those that take boating holidays on the Irish canals, its Grand Canal has a stoppage until June.
narrowboatworld.com
>Ex-Smiths frontman Morrissey returning to Israel for 2 shows, Yas Forums rejoices.
timesofisrael.com
First for are Mozza
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>put phone down ready to sleep finally
>missus has taken daughter and friend back to friends house
>get a phonecall
>'you want a maccies breakfast on my way back?'
fuck sake, sleep will have to wait
Are Mozzaposter
Standing out front in my dressing gown having a fag, loads of Deanos driving past in their financed A4's, i assert dominance by sitting on the step with just a little bit of bollock showing.
Do you agree that whichever ethnicity breeds the fastest should be granted positions of power as a result?
alri
utterly based
I started intermittent fasting, no breakfast wraps for me.
why? are you on a cut? mate tried that in 6th form and he kept having nosebleeds and passing out lol think he was doing it wrong for sure
mate you're fat
Alpha AF mate.
well by default they will gain power through democracy.
read Might Is Right
The illusion was ruined when i went to stub out my fag and accidentally kicked my slipper off into the mud kek
What have you lads been stockpiling for the king flu?
>rice
>pasta
>canned goods
>bog roll
>alcohol
Might just say to work I have symptoms so I can have a comfy 2 week binge while getting paid
soups etc
Chocolate.
Lentils
lindt
>6th form
Posh cunt
Tinnies
>Flat mate gets wuflu
>Only me and my also black brother haven't developed symptoms.
>He shivers. It isn't cold that grips him, more a heightened sense of things.
>He kicks his slipper off, sending the message; I'll fight you barefoot, lads
Mate you're basically a Sussex Spartan
Fuck all. Prepping is defeatist, youre practically inviting the virus to bend you over. You got to promote PMA and show it whos boss.
Im gonna go down to the chicken shop when the shops run out of food,
Can you two meet up and actually slurp each other off rather than doing it metaphorically here?
agreed just say no to catching it
Based, if you catch any having a look make sure to wink
Tissues and moisturiser for all the cooming you're going to be doing
Over the next 5 years In the UK at least the realization that it's over will begin to cripple the indigenous population and I imagine the "fast collapse" phase after the "slow decline" will begin as the reality of the Office of National Statistics demographic data begins to filter down to the masses post 2021 as they realize the native collapse at 1-2% per YEAR.
For example by 2030 ~50% of all newborns, 45% of school children , 30% of the electorate and 162 seats in parliament will be invaders.
I imagine this will be the final decline phase and as the "tipping point" is hit in the 2030s the Jew will fully unleash the brown hordes starting with brown "points based migration" post 2019 election (fake conservatives ''victory' ) and "climate refugees" punching into the last indigenous enclaves in the nation.
Brexit won't stop this, it will accelerate it.
White women
Was just about to make this post
This.
Sorry white man, I will do my best to continue your dead culture.
Bugger off cauldron your desperate to have me to yourself you bloody pest
Hard Brexit now please.
We have breakfast most mornings in the GCHQ canteen. Still can't get over he'd rather have bagels over muffins desu.
nice to see a Karen every now and again
whatever happened to that nice lad who liked tunnocks teacakes?
Defeatist faggot. Go KYS.
No stockpiling for me as it is Lent.
Hiss missus bought him caramel wafers by mistake, so now hes doing life in broadmoor.
ufc user here?
yes mate
shut up you spastics you're both terrified of fights
What's up dude?
can't you let me discuss UFC with this fat kid for a minute?
Going to Croydon today lads. Wish me luck.
>blues
But you never even shaved em dry
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Youre a goner
I've never been. Only heard rumours. Is it really that bad?
what is your most favourite blues song??
>>alcohol
Same lad
Can't keep one bottle for more than 2 day, how do you do that?
concrete lad
lots of concrete
for me, it's mississippi john hurt
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The most miserable aesthetic.
spike driver blues is fucking mint
Elmore ftw
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as long as you make him acknowledge that he's terrified of me
I have about 5 open at once that I slowly make my way through, and just kept buying it when I saw good deals really. Loads of beer in the fridge too, that evaporates much faster
weed, it'll double in price.
Genius info graphic
Do you have sauce?
ngl lads im feeling pretty short-of-breath
inb4 CV
I admire your dedication mate.
good songs about hard times
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I've had a tight chest, sore throat, dry cough since wednesday.
feel better in the day and shit again around 9pm.
Containment Phase
>Get as much alcohol in your body as you can.
Delay Phase
>Fight off sobriety by getting another cheeky couple
Mitigation phase
>Apologise to that girl you met once in 2017 and your old friends you drunk texted. Clean up all the debris from your flat when you feel up to it.
Research
>Next time have a couple of glasses of water before bed you stupid neek.
We've all been exposed. There's no way around it at this point.
i'm certainly exposed
fuck sake i might actually have it
Lmao varg btfo's the ameriorcs
That man is a fudge packer
>The Great Plague, lasting from 1665 to 1666, was the last major epidemic of the bubonic plague to occur in England.
>It happened within the centuries-long time period of the Second Pandemic, an extended period of intermittent bubonic plague epidemics which originated in China in 1331
>which originated in China
>originated in China
fuck sake