AUS/POL/ - SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES EDITION

Gday lads

>prease ret me coom to austraria to infekt yu
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-07/australian-children-unaccompanied-wuhan-coronavirus-dfat/12029728

>muh waman
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-07/international-womens-day-migrant-women-challenge-stereotypes/12023792?section=politics

>Fight in Sydney Woolworths as tensions flare over toilet paper
baka.com.au/national/fight-in-sydney-woolworths-as-tensions-flare-over-toilet-paper-20200307-p547sx.html

>Coronavirus clusters will spring up across Australia and hundreds of people are ALREADY infected but don't know it, top virus doctor warns - and the worst is yet to come
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8084435/Coronavirus-clusters-spring-Australia-hundreds-people-infected.html

>Revealed: Doctor who saw 70 patients while suffering from deadly coronavirus is the father of Australian singer Missy Higgins - as 'flabbergasted' health minister slams him for continuing to work
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8085561/Doctor-coronavirus-father-Australian-singer-Missy-Higgins.html

>Cops alert banks to terror transactions ahead of Christchurch attack anniversary
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12314759

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youtube.com/watch?v=AoPj2vdfi14
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I love women. Is that normal?


PS. Do you prefer the old bust a nut guy?

what ever happened to this dude

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1st for Richard Cheese
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also your daily reminder to stand up straight if people are taking photos of you so you dont look like a fat cunt

Fuck Melbourne. Fuck the retarded socialists who stand out the front of RMIT. Fuck the greenies. Fuck the NIMBYs.

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anyone else here considering to just claim to be aboriginal

How do I get into a de-radicalisation program frens? I don't wanna do something that I'll later regret...

yeah i am actually

I have. It's worth doing just for the home loans and being able to call all other races cunts without repercussions.

The original is better

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Anglos only cunt, fuck off.

Try to take me off, bruce

You're welcome here fren. When will you depose your current commie government and replace it with a right wing junta?
When will you invade the Malvinas again?

GENTLEMEN THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
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he's probably wrecking some coons and making that sweet overtime

Oh I remember briefly seeing that dude on the news and them interviewing some fat faggy sjw going on about hes a evil nazi

Do they have any boats left?

how many fucken threads do you want?

To the gun bro's who were chatting here a few days ago about guns and ammo being cleared off the shelves like TP, I had a look at some over here in WA and they're still stocked as usual for the time being.

I'm not gonna stay here ANYMORE YOUR PEOPLE IS TOO MUCH RACIST WITH BLACK PEOPLE

Green=Human
Blue=Albino Monkeys

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probably tanuki

I'm 1/32, 1/64 or something
Got my certificate and all that shit
Fucking good gibbs
Get cenno even though I work full time, health care card, bragging rights and the ability to tell whitey to gimme back my land

My dad's cousin is aboriginal. Can I get it by proxy?

i could probably claim this but its hard to find out about that part of my family tree since my family tried to hide it. did you have to get a dna test or anything for it?

See ya later you filthy subhuman

He is so based. Reminder that the police are based and redpilled because of all the shit they have to see daily

Could try to do some tricky buisness with your family tree
Took me like a year for mine to be accepted but also the tribal council for my area meets once a year kek
Even though my dads mum had her certificate, dad and I had to lodge seperate one's with heaps of info involved
I've heard other anons saying wroughting it is a breeze, but I thought it was fucked honestly
Worth it but

Cops are faggot footsoldiers for ZOG. They should be shooting politicians with the rifles we aren't allowed to have.

>Can I get it by proxy?
No user.
You're either an alco or you aren't.
That's not a typo.

Nah just had to use official documents of birth certificates etc
My dads side keeps every bit of info though which worked out great because I would never have been arsed to do it myself

My family tree is quite well documented unfortunately.

first for /thedaily/
first for FUCK CAPTCHA

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Abbo

I hate women. The only good woman is a dead woman. Is that normal?

White dawg

Not until after you've been fucked over, normally.

Fuck off Don Burke

Black cunt

What do you write on mothers day cards?

>tfw I'm enjoying succulent top secret documents...
>mfw the feds see I didn't pay the (((fee)))
>my benis

Tata and cheerio assured.

Awww is a shit super Subaru a tututu...

>giving your mother a card
I'm not a cuck

What are you then fren?

Too far...
Reported

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Punched Chinese kid in the face today. still feelin high!

I take dumps in her toilet and get her to clean up the skidmarks

Sheeiit. Was it the white cunt in you that did that? Or the black cunt?

Based as fuck!
Not all heroes wear capes user.

Can I get a QRD?

police are cucks. this faggots probably sucking raptor 13's cock right now

Best daily.

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Cracker of a day today lads, extracted just shy of $4,000 from the soap dodgers by midday today.
Hopefully we can crack the big 4K at tomorrow's market.

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You sound like a hard cunt. Wouldn't want get on your bad side

I wish

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>and the ability to tell whitey to gimme back my land
does the 1/64th of you tell that to the other 63/64ths of you?

actually i just remembered, a guy i know is legally aboriginal because his aunt somehow bullshitted that she was part of the stolen generation and didnt have any documents or some shit...? yeah i dont fuckn know. anyone can pass as aboriginal, so yeah go for it

Racist

oh yeah by the way what gibs do you get? how much a year?

Bit of both
The black side wanted revenge
The white side understood how to navigate the web page

coronavirus infected man drop dead in Sydney:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8084973/Panic-Sydney-man-COLLAPSES-having-coughing-fit-Australias-coronavirus-epicentre.html

A man has collapsed at a bus stop after reportedly 'coughing non-stop' in Australia's coronavirus epicentre.
A photo showed the man bent over on the ground as worried onlookers called emergency services.
The photo was taken in Ryde, north-west Sydney, where several people - including a 16-year-old schoolboy - have been diagnosed with the illness.

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Take you meds, schizo

youtube.com/watch?v=AoPj2vdfi14

Yes, but WAS HE HUWHITE?

If not, nothing of value was lost.