/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1688

I just tested positive and I can confirm that its just a cold. You guys should stop worrying so much it scares your family.

>Dead: 3,502
lol, still only 3,502.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,502? Four days? Five days?

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Okay niggers listen up, if you want signs to look out for a big one is sharp price increases, I see more and more people reporting an increase in price of item X, this is only the beginning. Once normies can't afford things they took for granted the panic will become more pronounced.

>NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT FUCKING READ THIS
Pic related, means multiple EU CDC will now (anyone that is at least semi competent, anyways) will start testing for anyone with severe COVID symptoms unexplained by the usual suspects, expect sharp EU case increase in as soon as 24 hours.

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It's a nothing burger.

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Getting slow there, Gary.

North seattle here
AMA

I'd burger her nothing.

Stay safe, anons.

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The virus can cause pneumonia. Those who have fallen ill are reported to suffer coughs, fever and breathing difficulties. In severe cases there can be organ failure.

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Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and turn her more powerful

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Run

Im just dumping my info like a retard, I've been here since we got hyped about cities lockdown in chinkland, finbro take a look at pic related look into tallink, if estonia and sweden are fucked expect Finland to go down too

The ones who collapse in the street are just wild to me
Imagine feeling at least well enough to get yourself dressed and go outside to run some errands and then wham, face down on the sidewalk twitching

Im fucking bugging out right now

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This 74 boomer with diabetes caught a cold/flu/corona combo on the death princess, got acute pneumonia, yet is still alive.
So if you die, you should be ashamed of yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=IjQO6kcYLTQ

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Are any people angry that the outbreak was most likely started by the 35-year old chink from Snohomish County breaking quarantine after he was discharged February 4?

I hope you're right, then I can finally bug in and watch the show

heres the pic sorry

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We don't know. The virus could "kill you early or not kill you". The virus could also be "more lethal if you don't recover early". In both situations, assuming the same distribution for the remaining cases would be wrong.

I wasn’t aware of this detail, anywhere I can read about it?

did gary wait for the trips or has coronachan fucked my his nervous system to slow his reaction time?

Seattle cases will also sharply increase tomorrow, UW will be running 1000 tests/day starting tomorrow. Genes don't lie, there is likely already ~1000 cases in Seattle area.

bedford.io/blog/ncov-cryptic-transmission/

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Its much worse than just a flu, viral mutations already account for two separate SARS-COV2 strains, and the scientists do not fully understand how it works or how it spreads.

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Wheres Bill fuk gates

Remember to wear medieval doctor masks to channel plague energy.

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Oh no.

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This is how high VIX went up today before the regular closing pump (probably by the fed could also be people buying the dip) financial market crash right after case increase, cant wait for monday

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You don't know until it's all over and done and you count the bodies

Oh no no no no

Imagine masking the smell

Hey user, look at the clock

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Infected user here.
It's not nice but I've had worse before.
Coughing alot and been told to stay home.

I have a even superer secret discord server. Extremely security. Only me and Donald Trump know about it and he never logs in. I sent him a letter about it so he knows.

FUCK DEENZ
RED BEENZ MASTER RACE

FUCK DEENZ

RED BEENZ ARE THE ARYAN FRUIT

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Can i get this corona in earlier stages? or is it only 2 pics?

told you fags we’re hitting supply chain death if you need anything electronic its now the time to get it

How many days in are you?

Rip in peace testicles

It's beyond containment, we've all got it.

Based Russkie.

I got the beans. I got the rice. I got the sardines. I got the herring. I got the oysters. I got the peanut butter. What am I missing bros?

All this daily panicking is making me mastrubate atleast 5 times a day minimum to relieve stress.

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I only have 2 on my PC. I've heard more are being made, at least, but not sure about older ones.

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Water, ammo, vitamin c and d

I think we have a few days of erratic dips and falls culminating on the 14th, 13th for burgers

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> random macau poster
give us something here bro

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Lentils, bisquits, cooking oil.

Had symptoms a little over a week

get sume vitamin supplements too while theyre cheap, could use them for barter in civil unrest

Not all are as lucky.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8085691/Family-second-coronavirus-victim-die-UK-fear-passed-infection.html

Oats and whey

is it the end bros?

Chloroquine it might be out forsithia

>virologyj.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1743-422X-2-69

My hunch = ~10 percent when all cases are resolved and with treatment. Close to 20 without treatment. This is from the first year and assuming a relatively stable mutation rate which Coronaviruses are known for.

>buying so many toilet papers
But why? I use a roll every 2 months. Let's say I won't have to work so theoretically I'll use more but I also fold them inefficiently so we are back at 1 roll every 2 months.
Right now I have 12 rolls, that should be enough for 2 years. Why would you buy 100s of them?

Skip the grocery stores and go directly to the suppliers, Anons they will sell you stuff directly. All major suppliers have a area where they excess stuff, Go buy mask there NOW!! Go directly to the stores suppliers stop going to the fucking stores, they will charge you less with no tax if you use cash only!

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Binland +4 making total 19

hs.fi/kotimaa/art-2000006431384.html

what city?

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Only if you are an out of shape boomer.

you fucking masturbate to children you see on their way to a nearby elementary school instead to Corona-chan

wish we had a simple 1k version when this first started. Tiny boobs are life.

Huge nothingburger. Few more weeks and that will have been it.
The next one will actually kill us, because everyone thinks it's a nothingburger like last time and will do nothing about it.

yep. we're toast. china should be nuked for our satisfaction.

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kek, someone noticed

Damn shit going to pop soon, end of next week maybe they will be able to start testing everyone.

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Fugg

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About to buy 12 boxes of liposomal vitamin c but I feel retarded dropping $400 on this when I can buy other useful stuff instead. I already have 5lbs of sodium ascorbate.

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I don’t get it. How does the Virus work? I heard it stays in your body even after recovery.

COVID-19 is not a natural disease but created and mutated to attack specific genes and DNA not suitable inabout a month or so COVID-19 will advance again on a much grander scale for those who have been missed or with lesser potent Gene's of its initial target. I have said all I can make sure to check the life stock meats as well. They are fed a protein called Availa 4 that will be infected here in a month as well. This is how it started in China. Beef was experimented on and given to select stores knowing individuals would eat it and spread this virus.

COME TO MY THREAD THEN NIGGER

Won't say city, but Tasmania.
Basically a big town down here anyway.

Uhm, guys, I think the hot weather theory is oficially death on it's going to that path.
Look what's happening at Malaysia.
Look at their temperature.

nst.com.my/news/nation/2020/03/572584/10-new-covid-19-cases-malaysia-tally-jumps-93

haha it's the same post again xDD

The most terrifying part of NCoV is not how high its lethality really is, but that the course of disease. If "left alone", its pneumonia symptoms can quickly develop to a lethal level.
At the same time, it is transmitted by air / droplet / aerosol, and R0 is as high as 3.8 (data from the Lancet), which means that millions of people will be infected, and being in a state that will not die immediately but "Mild" (term comes from WHO) conditions that require continuous treatment.
The result is that people run on medical resources.

Then every hospital capable of receiving treatment will be in a state of chronic shortage of personnel and supplies, because no hospital on the planet is currently designed to accept and treat people as a percentage of the local population. There is also no response plan for medical personnel who are also infected at this particular situation. what's the result? The hospital will be flooded with rich or powerful, and the rest were waiting to die at home.

Maybe your immune system is strong enough to generate your own immunity before the symptoms of pneumonia come to a lethal stage, then you survive. If your immune system is not strong enough, or you may have underlying diseases (such as long-term smoking, obesity, diabetes, cancer, or whatever), then you can basically only pray at this stage.

So I think this thing is basically a nuclear warhead targeting the structure of today's society.

So for safety gear, what more do I need other than p100 respirator + eye prot and nitrile gloves? NBC suit seem like a meme considering she doesn't enter through the skin.

Viruses unironically hit both high and low, as both come into contact with it, just in different settings.

Literally no one escapes based on class. Both high and low can hide equally well from it, and both are hit equally as hard.

Honestly I understand preppers, but it kinda shits up the threads

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From the Diamond Princess outbreak you could say its 6/700. Or if you want to go from German statistics, they have over 600 cases but 0 deaths as of yet which though could be because its the early onset of the disease and it hasn't had time to progress to ARDS. Don't trust the WHO numbers as those are calculated from confirmed cases and are likely too high.

poo poo pee pee

>spend $300 on supplies that'll last me nearly 3 months added to what I already had
>boiler decides to shit the bed
>sounds like Satan grinding his balls on a chainsaw
Fuck this happening.

hehe i quit my job i'm literally going to isolate myself

at least mike pence is a superspreader, compliments to AIPAC of course.
damn, Corona-chan works in mysterious ways.

Not seeing it

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Cheeze? Imagine the smell..

CHECKMATE, DEENTHEISTS

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It's Macao, but yeah, give us something

Hey bois, I'm heading to the store to prep. Want me to bring you guys back anything?

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Morning chaps, looks like another day of happenings

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Take your meds

There're just saying that to stall for more time and trying to keep the panic down.

I want one for every K from 1 to 100 (and then more!) as a gif so I can watch her go from flat to big.

At very least, we can hopefully expect more Corona-chan BE. Got to improve the accuracy of these tests while sending them into mass production/application though.

Fuck dude. You'll make it through this. I believe in you mate.

That method will hurt like a motherfucker, the 2 liter bottle edges will cut your skin slowly and cause a weird itchiness. The cloth can go into the breathing tube and choke you, Just spend 40$ on a mask and make filters if needed.

If someone like me without any recent travel in Tassie has this shit then all of Australia might as well be infected.

Thanks for this. Been wanting to confirm if it's a retrovirus, and this image seems to confirm it is NOT. At least that's something positive - with the alleged HIV coding inserts I was a bit concerned this was being suppressed.

I think I and my family might have it. Sore throat and slight cough. My kid's cough sounds a lot worse but no fever or anything, he still seems fine. We've been doing a lot of supplemental preparation so maybe that's why it isn't too bad or maybe it's just something else. I hope this is corona and we're just the lucky mild cases.

In a perfect world China would be nuked.

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Being this stupid. Do some price shopping online first, faggot.
Spent 40 bucks for a 3 month supply.
I swear pol is nothing but poos with proxy posters

a ummmmmmm
borger

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>drinking buddies wife won't let him catch the train to come to my place to get drinks because of corona virus

Fucking lame dudes. Not only are people being irrational about this shit. I just found out my only drinking buddy is a slave to his wife's irrational shit.

If that's true, the world is fucked

The Los Alamos lab DARPA funded study is being proven right day after day
Check out the full pdf top right of paper
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.07.20021154v1

Buy normal Vitamin C instead

Not everyone gets the fever apparently.

I've been saying that since before Corona.

in a perfect world, jews will be fossil instead.

press F for summercope fags

Grow some sort of tomato plant or something canned veggies and fruit.
To not get scurvy

Likely engineered for one reason or another, then got loose by accident.

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So what do you all think about touching trash can lids
Mail
Money

I say avoid all three like the plague
Because it may be

Smells like millions of dead virus bitches

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40 bucks for 3 months where? I hope you are not planning on just taking 1k mg a day user

I would share my food and my mountain cave with her if she would be my apocalypse waifu

petite french lentils, red lentils or poorfag green lentils?

Go to their place and annoy the wife with your coof

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Yeah, I've had worse before.

> 0.6 fatality rate
> pretty much all 70+ boomers
Kek thanks for making me stock up on alcoholic hand sanitizer though cvg, i have 42 litres left and have already sold around 18l on heebay for a £5 per 50ml
Based schizos working me into a shoot

how do you make filters?

Goddamnit you burgers are going to poison yourself with all your diy medicine cocktails. Possibly even worse than chinese traditional medicine made out of dragon fangs and dried bat testes.

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I got a planter box of tomatoes in the back

Germany's coronavirus infected count skyrocketed to almost 700. Thank you, Jens Spahn.

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That's a mascaraed mask.
That's not even a fantasy plague doctor mask.

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post cute corona-chan pics lads

Buy one box, get on Keto and do IF. It will save you money and your health.

Corona-chan Dating Sim when???? I want a fun hentai game that's a mix between a dating sim and Plague Inc, with exponentially increasing lewdness and the works.
Akabur where are you?!?!?

Japanese man purposely spreads the virus

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wonder how long till she gets into the prison system

it is truly habbenin as they say bros...
As things grow bigger they lose their magic, or was there always this level of constant attention whoring brainlet flow? I miss svenanon posting insane to reasonable theories and chen vlogging ;-;

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>Nooooooooo you can't just go out and spread the virus

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its nothing goys, buy chinese goods and go back to work goy!

>Vitamin C is a DIY medicine cocktail

Knit a filter use nylon threads and then just layer them on top of each other, if you cant do at least this much you will die sorry

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>Scottish Government official Professor June Andrew said a coronavirus pandemic would be 'quite useful' as it would take out hospital bed blockers, even though it was a 'horrific' thing to say

kek

Green lentils for maximum protein.

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checked
Numbers of truth and death, Svante.

Shes about to mulch those nuts

Same beard but different face

Doomsday was supposed to be March 5 so no.

Just makes it meme tier unsafe

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The filters can be made, just keep in mind you will need to research this somewhere. I had a relative who was into prepping they would make their own filters I don't know how he would do it.

>touching trash can lids
usually if I have to touch something like or door handles, buttons, touchpad, etc. I always do it with my wrist or knuckles, never fingertips. Even before all of this.
>Mail
>getting mail
anyway, the danger probably isn't from the source of the package but because a million people will have touched it, though same goes for grocery shopping.
>Money
contactless payment using my phone

Pretty based

>Integrating these estimates and high-resolution real-time human travel and infection data with mathematical models, we estimated that the number of infected individuals during early epidemic double every 2.4 days, and the R0 value is likely to be between 4.7 and 6.6.

fuck, is this really the end of the world?

based

He gotta be a member of Aleph. Hang him!

The magic is still there for me. Everyone panicking on and off Yas Forums adds to the excitement.

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NRW has more infected people as told.
Not everyone get tested who shows symptoms and if someone shows symptoms there is no quarantine plans. The infected person goes for 2 weeks home, still able to leave the house. Everyone else who went to the same place or had contact to the person only get sent home. No test no quarantine. Schools and workplaces remain open and people are forced to continue with their work, school. I am sure we already have a handfull people who died because of corona but for some odd reason they don't tell us. NRW is on the edge of endtimes. I can feel it.

Das ist alles geplant.

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I could program it. Only issue is I'm not an artist and have no money for one... However I don't think Yas Forums has had a board-driven game in a while so...
One idea for it could be you are embroiled in a very heated love triangle with Ebolachan and Coronachan. They both keep competing for infections and death counts in the hope of infecting your heart with their love.