/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1687

i think youd be coofing

>670 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>8 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

Corona chan infects the lower lung region.

Knothen bourgeor

REMEMBER TO MOISTURIZE YOUR HANDS

If you keep disinfecting all the time, your hands will dry up like month old potatoes.

Just stop it already. Why do you get so hard for this? It's just a slightly more contagious flu. Boomers and a couple of kids are dying. What's the big deal? The markets? Apparently you are all prepared and will be dumb rich by the end of this. Is it the I told you so beta mentality?

>Screaming Nazi words
MODS

what is going on in India? All the pajeets here are freaking out and panic buying since last weekend.

oh good
no coofing yet

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Three people flew back from Italy on March 3rd, 2 of them tested positive.

Pretty sure krauts were the only ones to prepare properly.

I like all those foods.

Makes sense, I'm of the von Bülow clan.

Post Corona-Chan

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Can someone summarize last month? I dont feel like this is really happening. The china leaks from january had me hyped, prepped immediatly, but february was slow as fuck.

Still no death in my country. So WHEN THE FUCK IS THE END A COMIN'?????

I want this so bad!

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>grill mark on bun

why

Flu doesn't send young people to hospitals on ICUs

JUST WASH YOUR HANDS BRO

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back into the runt cage with you

Isn't it slowing down? Confirmed cases are lowering per day

No

unironically sauerkraut is very healthy due to the fermentation process which heightens the properties of the already healthy cabbage.

HANDS CAUSE LA CORONA

WE ARE DOOMED

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At what point will WHO declare a pandemic if they even can?

150 countries / 1 million cases?

Swine flu was declared a pandemic before 30k cases, we are at 103k right now.

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I have actually got flu-like symptoms since Thursday, and it's pretty intense. But I', going to drag myself into work anyway because I don't want to lose money. Also, if I'm suffering, I would like others too as well, it's only fair. I may deliberately cough on some people I don't like.

yawhol or however the fuck you spell it

lol no, quite the opposite

Yea. It’s pretty much over now that China is recovered and back in full production

I come to Yas Forums only for happenings. Its interesting shit even from virology, public health systems or just the panic its causing.

There is hardly any faster news agregate about corona that is free than /cvg/.
Yas Forums is good for this kind of shit

in july after those bonds mature

damn, TruNews is very /comfy/ to watch in spite of my hatred for abrahamics.

>btw check'em

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Dont you get sick pay you cunt

Pretty sure I had Corona virus all week I will detail my experiences and symptoms.
Day 1: started having sore throat in evening
Day 2: started getting cough, painful cough. Hurt my lungs
Day 3: fever began very high didn’t have thermometer so not sure how high but seemed very high, also typical chills and fatigue just slept for 24 hours basically. Fever lasted about 12 hours I think but I was sleeping too so not sure if exact length but I didn’t take Tylenol a second time cause I thought I was gonna puke it up drinking enough to swallow em etc shook very intense while going pee didn’t puke or get diarrhea though
Day 4: felt a lot better but fatigue caught up with me later in day and started feeling bad again but mild
Day 5: still fatigued but improved still have cough
Pretty much on day 6 now and feeling decent bit of fatigue and didn’t just sleep all day for first day since day 3

Never had sneezing or even runny nose was very mild, still have dry cough but without the pain I had in beginning.
Feel free to ask me any questions I’ll be happy to answer some things I might have forgot cause it was pretty intense desu but think in through the woods now unless the rumors of it coming back stronger in a few weeks are true I dunno yet. I work in healthcare in northwest so prob got expose at work over last month or so. Best of luck to everyone but I guess I’m glad I’ve gone through it already and should be good now. I read up on known tested cases experiences and mine was similar so I think I had it but didn’t get tested

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What vitamin D do you guys take? Trying to get my stuff in order and check the quality of my current stuff.

What are you guys on for the virus?

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My mother died of breast cancer three years ago and my father of lung cancer one year ago.

I now have a shit ton of antibiotics, am I lucky?

How are you stocking up on drugs, prepper anons?

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Dear Father God, through the blood of the lamb Jesus Christ I come to you. Please lord. Forgive me my sin. Make me of clean heart and sound mind. I ask forgiveness from you. I repent oh Lord. Descend upon me the Holy Spirit of your word. Lead me not unto temptation for I am weak and nothing without you. Forgive me my trespasses as I forgive the trespass of others. Guide me lord. So that I my truly live by your glory. Give me strength when I am only. Give unto me the truth of your word. So that I may spread the good news. That you sent your only son to die for me. So that I be saved. In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ I pray these things.
I love you
Thank you for loving me

>ZERO (0) Canadian deaths
this is the power of publicly funded health care

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Lol

what do you consider as "happening"?
do we need 30 million deaths before its something? 50 million? a billion?

how many times do you /nothing/fags need to shift the goalposts before you realize you're a pathetic excuse for a human being and would be better off as worm-food so the rest of us can scramble over this "nothingburger"?
When your city is eventually in quarantine, i'll be the first one to break in and rape your mom. not because of the sexual thrill, i hate sex, but because I just want to cause you and her suffering and pain. I want your mom to suffer the shame of being raped and kill herself in front of you because she know's there isn't another option. I want you to weep in front of her two-week-old decomposed corpse that you can't rid yourself of because Uncle Sam welded you inside your home for a nothingburger. I want the scent of her decayed flesh to full your sinuses and for it to be permanently etched into your memory so that you always remember that user was right.

It's only like £100 a week, not full pay

Why would you need antibiotics

moronic boomer spotted

t.me/shuohuaxia/1226?single
Civil unrest in china, people protesting rent fee for month of quarantine

t.

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If you aren't already taking Vitamin D what makes you expect that now this moment you HAVE to?

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Why aren't people demanding we let in Chinese corona refugees? I mean you're a fucking racist if you don't want to die of some disease.

Someone at my college (a friend of a close friend) is infected. They'll probably announce it publicly at 11.30 Brussels time.
I can't believe this is it, it's fucking over.

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Saw projections (not publicly known) produced buy local jurisdiction as to infected, hospitalized and death rate for my city. Oh fuck. 4700 hospitalized and 600 dead

I am but I want quality stuff, I usually just buy whatever is on sale at walgreens

LMAO making a killing on surplus gas masks on ebay.

What city?

Thanks btw baker all for the bread.

>I now have a shit ton of antibiotics, am I lucky
Are they expired? If they are get rid of them. Then again that is exactly what a big pharma shill would say...

Why arent the government shutting down all places of work
Send the essentials out to work in Corona jackets. What fucking good are management consultants or accountants to anyone right now

you should go catch it and start spreading

What's the currently know incubation period? I had a possible contact with passengers of the Grand Princess on the 27th.

>inb4 larp
pic related for proof. Is this my punishment for attending Ghent's worst school?

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and no one is REEEEing about Greece keeping the rapefugees at bay.

What US states going to get hit hardest? My moneys on LA. Massive homeless pop and they seem to have no idea what they’re doing. Don’t even plan to cancel the marathon

yle.fi/uutiset/3-11246619

Finland is at 19 now. +4 cases.

BNONews seems to be very outdated.

have a high res bro

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rest in pieces uhhh small french dutchman

Understandable, I had quite the chuckle at the beginning. Now it's obnoxious.

bread and circuses user, people would come to learn what's the point of working period?

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god what a horrid language to hear

It's easy to slow down when you don't have kits to test, change the guidelines to ridiculously narrow parameters for a test, and start attributing a death to anything but Corona.

In all likelihood some rural retards state

>high res
>drawn in ms paint with the fill tool

>Dear Father God, through the blood of the lamb Jesus Christ I come to you. Please lord. Forgive me my sin. Make me of clean heart and sound mind. I ask forgiveness from you. I repent oh Lord. Descend upon me the Holy Spirit of your word. Lead me not unto temptation for I am weak and nothing without you. Forgive me my trespasses as I forgive the trespass of others. Guide me lord. So that I my truly live by your glory. Give me strength when I am only. Give unto me the truth of your word. So that I may spread the good news. That you sent your only son to die for me. So that I be saved. In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ I pray these things.
>I love you
>Thank you for loving me
Amen.

>Press briefing by the Prime minister and Health minister at 1 PM
>18 cases so far

The weekend is gonna boom it. Got a bet that we 200 club by start of next week

go kiss a pastafag

It was trending up hard until a sudden huge drop in reports yesterday. Pretty odd.

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14-21 days

It does not take direct contact. If you have been anywhere they or anyone they know have been you are fucked.

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SANCTUARY STATES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary state

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois
Sanctuary state

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary state

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary state

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oklahoma
Non-sanctuary

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, UT

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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>MOOOOOOOOOM I TOLD THEM THAT IM MAKING MONEY OFF THEM!

pweh

>antibiotics
for what nigger?

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>palestine cases reached 22
gottagofast

PASTA'd

damn

Soo question, why is an agency dealing with veterans being mobilized to deal with this?

ohnononoNONONO

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Bacterial Pneumonia and other infectious diseases?

wrong

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TAKE THE RED BEANS PILL. TRADE IN YOUR SALTY, DISGUSTING DEENZ FOR RED BEANZ. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.

ALSO, THREADLY REMINDER, IF YOU ARE NOT INVESTED IN RED BEANS, YOU WILL EXIT THE COLLAPSE INTO POVERTY.

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>33
no you guys have about 33,000, a bunch of canadian infected are those that flew back from india.

LA riots 2.0 lets goooo

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1. What the fuck is wrong with you. Is your life really so lousy that the only thing you look forward to is society collapsing? Why bother prepping, you should just kill yourself now.

2. If you weren't some kind of retard, you'd know that viruses take time to spread. One gook coughing isn't going to suddenly infect a million people over night.

So basically some shit went down at the lab and this is turbo Chernobyl

Fuck you, idiot. Don't jinx it.

Is this from the Denver airport?

When antartica gets the girl ?

So the chinks covering this shit up all through december and january has definitely made the death toll higher right? think we need to have a fucking word with them desu

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Is Murrika screwed?

they are gasing the church!

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The appearance of having everything under control and not actually caring about the people because all they are to you is a number based in how much profit they can get you.

have you got the corona welcome banner girls on their own thats a great edit

noice

THEY'VE GIVEN UP TESTING IN KIRKLAND, WASHINGTON
>CDC HAS DECLARED IT EPIDEMIC AND SAID FUCK IT
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>CDC HAS DECLARED IT EPIDEMIC AND SAID FUCK IT
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>CDC HAS DECLARED IT EPIDEMIC AND SAID FUCK IT

evergreenhealth.com/coronavirus

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my country deserve to die
fuck commie

This is why turkey has zero infections

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Enjoy the labor camp.

we must wipe them from existence

so true. at least millions of npcs will die.

Turks are liars

That's what happens when you watch too many movies.

great, my roommate is coofing all over the place this morning. I knew it would happen this way, no way I'm not getting corona. Fuck.

because I hate this society too much to die in peace meanwhile everyone is doing well.

>Is your life really so lousy that the only thing you look forward to is society collapsing?
Yes.

FUCKING FINALLY IT WON'T BE BORING ANYMORE

BNONews is always behind compared to this site:
>worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

TAKE THE RED BEANZ PILL, user.

IT TASTES GREAT.

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>roach diaspora confirmed

>EPIDEMIC

Endemic, you fucking burger, ENDEMIC. As in, native to the region.

NOOOOH NOT THE CHURCHERINOS, THE HOUSE OF JESUSSINO, THE HECKING SON OF GODDERINO

>CDC has declared it epidemic
Lol

The endemic status is probably more because Washington is anti-enforcement. They're working hard to grow Corona-chan's chest!

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you know what you have to do Hanz

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Everyone move to Moldova. They have zero infections.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>good hunting, Corona-chan !!!!!!

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Based snake eater

what the fuck is wrong with you that you don't want society to collapse. kill yourself or at the very least go back to faceberg.

they are being told that the US infected them w a bioweapon

Seattle area declared endemic by CDC - WA is perma fucked

Society is irreparable, the only fix is to destroy it all and start anew.

An user in the other thread mentioned a cytube for all the virus movies. Someone who knows how (not me) should make a 24/7 station for these movies/anime and anons can post whenever a new movie is about to start.

secondary infections from bacteria during the viral outbreak while panic is high and medical supplies are low. you can be a nigger and come up with some smarmy retort, or realize that doctors are saying the same thing.

user get some help

They didn't cover it up until February. They didn't take it seriously in Jan which it allowed to get out of control. Both have harmed the rest of the world. We should demand reparations when it's all said and done.

I made it mimic Corona. We're doomed bros

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Probably the same reason Syria has no infections in reality

And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory. And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird. For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.

And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues. For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities. Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double. How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow. Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for mighty is the Lord God who judgeth her.

This makes me sick.

good. fuck seattle, those libtard fuckers ruin the state constantly. i hope they all perish.

We should all move to Plovdiv, Bulgaria
>bit of a ghostown and sparse
>long, hot summer
>cheap as fuck booze

Probs one of the best places to be right now

>What US states going to get hit hardest?
Floridian here. We are going to get wrecked. The large (and highly concentrated in some regions) boomer demographic, plus the fact that we are in our tourist season right now which brings lots of NY and NJ boomers down here. To any other Floridians reading this, remember this is NOT like a hurricane scare. Hurricane season is during our tourist OFF-season. We are now, not only competing with other Floridians for resources, but also a bunch of snowbirds who are on vacation and and have nothing on hand.

lol no it’s doubling everywhere

Oh hey I know whereOh.
Oh no.

kek, nice 66
Can't wait for the raping squads to arrive.

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kek americans are more in denial than ccp officials

Pansyboi

Xi himself has said in a formal public statement they were well aware of it in mid January. Which means they definitely fucking knew in December. Do not mistake not taking it officially seriously for the government not knowing about it.

Two weeks time.

Buckle up, The upcoming two weeks Will be wild

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Requesting your best corona-chan art

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georgia +3

> Duerte announcing nationwide emergency as first local spread is announced

> Duerte announcing nationwide emergency as first local spread is announced

> Duerte announcing nationwide emergency as first local spread is announced

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Back at it again with the 2 weeks meme

thank you for correcting him.

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REMINDER: The most likely trajectory of the pandemic is moderate but tolerable socioeconomic hardship that generally and incrementally reduces quality of life across the world, without being enough to cause the terminal decline of the systems of tyranny we all wish to see destroyed.

The real happening is that good things don't happen anymore.

Give it a couple days.

He should shoot them all like he does to the drug dealers.

150k already done - gonna publish when the counter hits, or maybe I'll make it 120k - not sure.

...

red beans are full of anti-nutrients and will drain the body of precious resources.

You are better off buying candy bars.

Reminder that if you arent 65+ or immunocompromised thia virus is a nothing burger.

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Since corona infects poop, is sewage worker now the deadliest job?

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prepare for the boogaloo, snowflake. I'm bringing it to you whether this happens or not.

>would need to shoot himself eventually

kek ghent fags on suicide watch

lol
Any relation to Evergreen College?

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hard jej @ image

today's Babylon is the USA.
Clown World won't exist without the USA.

thank you Earth-chan for nCoVi

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if you'll listen to Yas Forums everyone is either jew, nigger or both

>meme
I think you're not getting the point here broflovski
Let's See what happens when hordes of corona infested migrants break the border and march through greece

checked
I moved out of there because of the tards 3 yrs ago.

Lots of chances of getting a bacterial infection and you don't want to risk going to to the doctors or hospital when it's full on epidemic.

You need to treat yourself in these times.

Sounds hot. Looking forward to how big Corona-chan gets next.

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>Confirmed cases are lowering per day
Nobody testing in the US or Europe.
3rd World too poor and stupid to test.
Incubates for up to 25 days with no symptoms.

Its just getting started.

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that snorlax is way too cool for these degenerates. now i'm angry.

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>Seattle endemic
Lmao and nothing of value was lost.

Do you think those reports of the AIPAC kikes giving the virus to Congress are real?

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i hope so

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Checked

>Lots of chances of getting a bacterial infection and you don't want to risk going to to the doctors or hospital when it's full on epidemic.
>You need to treat yourself in these times.
Dude what kind of life do you live where you take anti-biotics? The only time I've had anti-biotics in the past decade was surgery.

Seattle lockdown in 3/11/2020
bevause why the fuck did Yas Forums saved leftoid Seattle again?

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God I fucking hope so.

theweek.com/speedreads/900488/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-all-fake-whistleblowers-residents-claim

Chink lies at it again, China is down for the count. Economic wars soon, wonder if anyone will even bother once soldiers start just dropping dead for no discernible reason. What a time to be alive.

c-checked

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d3 that is in a fat based capsule

>The world is run by old people.
>Old people hold most of the wealth
>Old people own most of the property
>Old people refuse to retire
Why would I get so hard for this did you say?

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