/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1686

>Italy 4,636
What should I do before I die anons?

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I-it's ok Corona-chan you can stop now..we had our fun

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I legit believe I had the virus back in the beginning of January. I work in a hotel, and have had close contact with people from all over, even from mainland China, since they never closed down travel.

I had a slight fever, sporadic headaches, dry cough, and pain in my lungs. But never any respiratory issues or severe complications, and I even went to work with no issues at all. But I probably didn't give it to anyone, as I'm a nazi about hygiene and cough in my elbow and such.

I've had hard symptoms of hard breathing right now, i think imma go to the hospital. i htink im fucked. I'll post updates when i arrive

stay coomfy fren

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Take a credit. Catch Corono. Live good life in the evening. Work selflessly in a rapefugee camp during day.

Wait until you get infected then spread it to as many people as possible.

Happy birthday Irishbro.

Superspreader confirmed

First who gets a 7 decides who I infect

This is the big one.

dont want to die alone in my hazmat suit surrounded by rice and toilet roll lads
how can i find someone to share the end times with

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enjoy it user did the same on mine last week

How many days has it been stuck at 3500 deaths? four, five days?

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What's going on in the USA?

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Too late for that. Go get a dog from the shelter.

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Stay safe frens!

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YOU KNOW COVID-19 MUST BE GETTING SERIOUS.

THE NEWS IS USING MOSTLY WHITE MEN TO MAKE IT MORE BELIEVABLE AND STOP FORCING THE SUITED NIGGER MEME

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>When your lungs look like a star spangled banner
JUST THE FLU BRO

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Pls someone explain what is happening, what purpose does it serve to paint over a sign that can be turned off? Its so mundane but vaguely sinister

twitter.com/ColeMillerTV/status/1236109907155271680?s=19

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You can get diagnosed without test, maybe? Just x rays

This share Corona Chan's love user

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I drink too much but literally never get Ill. Is there a correlation? Like my bodys always to busy flushing out booze to get ill

user did you make it? user?

Who is ready for your mandatory vacation to your local fema camp?

chronline.com/news/gov-inslee-tours-maple-lane-quarantine-center/article_39da2ff2-5e75-11ea-98c5-73e82e75550c.html

>TFW you're just smoking your new crop of cannabis listening to some tunes watching the world crash and burn
youtube.com/watch?v=YO_spdAYjPk

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They've given up on us.

WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING RECOVERED? SHOW THEM TO ME!

Niggers

>Normal body temperature is around 98.6°F

AHHHHHHHHH I JUST TOOK MY TEMPERATURE AND ITS 98.8 F AND I HAVE SOME NASAL DRIP CAUSING A COUGH THIS IS FUCKING IT AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tbh my nose is red and I got a slight headache

winrar

GOD HAS SPOKEN.

The closest daycare

Get in the line in the local high school gymnasium for your mandatory vaccine goy!

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employing the french tactic

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Some part of England are going to get decimated
Isle of retirement especially

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they know how fukt we are and will just let the train derail.

When is it time to bug in? I've been noticing more coofers outside.

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THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN CHINA? POST NEW LEAKED VIDS.

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Actually am getting a dog next month
First time owner since moving out of Uni last year (grew up with dozens of dogs)
Getting a German Shepherd

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Not just in the USA. The media in many countries, including germany, is now saying everyone will get it at some point. Literally "why contain it". So we're going to see if people drop dead in the streets or not

We quarantine people by force. No bullshit "muh freedom" excuse over here.

My action plan is eat loads of vegatables and stay slightly drunk . Dont leave house except for booze and hold my breath all the way to the store
I got a mask arriving monday

No don't, dogs can catch coronavirus

I assume that if the just switched the light off, people might still try to check in, assuming that the light is just broken or someone forgot to switch it on. But if it's a solid black sign, no one is going to think they can stay there.

doesn't need corona for that

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triplejew

your headache licence seems out of date

On the scale of snake venom lethality, Gorona is seriously lacking, fren.

If it ain't 40 percent untreated, it ain't nothing. It's only hairy around 99 percent untreated.

How much vitamin c should I take for corona chan? I have sodium ascorbate and liposomal. i know each one is different in how much to take

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This is how the entire Western world including China looks lol, we are gonna be getting rid of some dead weight

that's is what I understood would be the process IF it was widespread. The reality is regional people need to choose how to live their live their lives - and what ti do if sick.

keep your countries list updated

Slovakia has 7 now, 2 family members of patient zero were confirmed infected and 4 Slovaks on holiday in Austria of which one was on some congress in usa, were confirmed infected

punish China immediately. Nuke is the only option

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So what happens when deaths start popping up in states that haven't reported infections because testing is so low? Are we Iran now? Will the economy survive that?

Wow you caught the Flu.

Congratulations.

You do realize this shit takes 1-2 weeks to show signs... right?

And that in the infinitesimally small chance you had it, and catching it 5 weeks ago it'd be everywhere in your country right? And that old people would dying left and right?

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Hey guys I have a girlfriend from Wuhan and she is strangely interested in the coronavirus for some reason.

What should I say to her?

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>Getting a German Shepherd
based

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we're all going to fucking die

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WAIT A SECOND THOS CHINK FUCKERS WERE

KILLING THERE FUCKING ANIMALS. IS ANYONE TESTING PETS?

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>Will the economy survive that?
Lol at this idea that the whole world is just going to unfold because muh economy.

IF YOU DON'T OWN GUNS YOU WILL LOSE YOUR DEENZ

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>pandemic conditions worldwide
>people still cough out into rooms like it's nothing

I hate people.

post flag

wholesome

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>0 new cases in Finrand
contained

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/cig is a Pretty good way to spend what will likely be your last birthday fren.
The Mexican beer flu doesn’t care it’s your birthday though.

why not drape a blanket over it lmao

yikes

happy birthday nigger

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>ywn be a tiger having your balls be touched by cute asian girl.

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It's mega retarded to turn your back on a predatory cat like that for instagram likes. Would allow to fondle my balls and contract chinavirus from

Healthcare is communism

... Why?

She's tied down... yummy

take 1000mg sodium ascorbate a day in few doses
if you notice some symptoms or just start not feeling well, start taking 2000-3000mg of liposomal

businessinsider.com/presentation-us-hospitals-preparing-for-millions-of-hospitalizations-2020-3

4.8 million hospitalizations associated with the novel coronavirus
96 million cases overall in the US
480,000 deaths
Overall, the slide points out that hospitals should prepare for an impact to the system that's 10 times a severe flu season.

SANCTUARY COUNTIES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary state

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois
Sanctuary state

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary state

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary state

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oklahoma
Non-sanctuary

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, UT

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

Thank them for growing Corona-chan!

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Happy birthday. Cheers to a brave new world.

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Just dropping in to tell you all to stay in your doomer containment general and stop shitting the board up with all your schizo rambling.

nigger i've intentionally poisoned half of my rations just to spite thieves like you. i know which are good, but will you?

What the actual fuck

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I work in a largely Chinese area and am married to a healthcare worker. What are my chances?

The forest always grows back stronger after a burn.

I want to share this with everyone. Blue runner red beans are by far the best. I sometimes don't even heat them. I put some Louisiana hot sauce in the can and just straight eat it. They are the best for red beans and rice, but you can also just melt cheese in them, and they are super fucking kino.

blue runner for life.

trade in your deenz for red beanz, my dudes.

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Happy birthday mate

Turning your back to a large cat is dumb as hell.

based argiebro uwu

Based and poisonpilled.

Clever

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this guy knows

happy birthday, Irish potato nigger

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Fucking this. I get that its cold and flu season and most of them are likely getting over those colds, but fucking christ, nobody here is covering their face or anything and are so ignorant of the threat.

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

I don't think they make blankets that big. Maybe a tarp. I doubt they're going to switch this building back into a Travelodge any time soon anyway. They probably bought the property.

Palestine 22!!!

Happy birthday potato

should i wear a gas mask when i go to fuck a prossie tonight lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw

Happy Birthday!

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/242834342

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>Cook some rice
>Open up rice cooker
>There's like 5 ant looking bugs in it

What the fuck

No you didn't stop larping on my larp board dumb larper.

Was thinking about other breeds but I can't get my mind of German Shepherds they're fantastic animals, plus my fiance works from home and I like the idea of having a dog at home that can actually protect from sudanese unlike the retriever breeds which while fantastic companions will lick a burglars cock while he rapes your wife because they dont understand threat

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happy birthday from Switzerland owo

Niggers this is from a month ago, he's asking for current happenings, not providing them.

Free protein.

Minority Report good flick, classic Tom

Ask her if you can post pictures of her asshole online, then do it.

cuando fue el numero 9 en argentina? no eran 8?

The 2nd largest economy (China) took a huge hit, and the 5th largest (California) looks like it's going to get hit hard too. An economic crash during a pandemic will disrupt things around the world, will it not?

i'm wondering how long before that starts happening. when did people start to drop in china?

That's what you get for buying cheap, shitty rice. ハハハ

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scuffed frog gary

happy cake day. I will drink a potato in your honor

Get some books on toxicology, you will learn there are plant poisons you can get outside or at the park.

March 3rd here, Happy Birthday Pisces bro, enjoy your day with feelings and beer

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Any new webms from China?

Shit was straight up bonkers crazy town boy fucking howdy a month ago. Now it's radio silent.

We can have double dates after you married saeed and I married ripa

When did China get the virus?

when did Japan, korea, italy, and America get the virus?

This is just the beginning baby. Or do you think virus magically teleports and kills the host in one day? Sit back on your throne of beans and enjoy the show.

It's already retarded to go in

Argentina 8. Format is "Country #".

... you aren't supposed to show how happy you are about this.

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They shut down the internet.

Happy Birf-day user.

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true man it was just how you describe, what the hell could be going on there now?

This but don't ask.

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Good morning argentinabro

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I've got the cure, my niggas

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It doesn't fucking matter if the economy is disrupted, who gives a fuck? Where in Charles Darwin's writings does it say "muh economy?" Is the Universe going to implode into a black hole if the economy takes a massive shit? How is that even worth being afraid of? Oh noes muh economy took a shit.

based amerimutt uwu

The sad state of Gary:
>2/26/20
>Dead: 2770
>lol, still only 2770
>How many days has it been stuck at 2770? Four days? Five days?
>2/27/20
>Dead: 2814
>lol, still only 2814
>How many days has it been stuck at 2814? Four days? Five days?
>2/28/20
>Dead: 2872
>lol, still only 2872
>How many days has it been stuck at 2872? Four days? Five days?
>2/29/20
>Dead: 2941
>lol, still only 2941
>How many days has it been stuck at 2941? Four days? Five days?
>3/1/20
>Dead: 2996
>lol, still only 2996
>How many days has it been stuck at 2996? Four days? Five days?
>3/2/20
>Dead: 3085
>lol, still only 3085
>How many days has it been stuck at 3085? Four days? Five days?
>3/3/20
>Dead: 3160
>lol, still only 3160
>How many days has it been stuck at 3160? Four days? Five days?
>3/4/20
>Dead: 3254
>lol, still only 3254
>How many days has it been stuck at 3254? Four days? Five days?
>3/5/20
>Dead: 3348
>lol, still only 3348
>How many days has it been stuck at 3348? Four days? Five days?
>3/6/20
>Dead: 3460
>lol, still only 3460
>How many days has it been stuck at 3460? Four days? Five days?

Eat the bugs, bigot.

this sucks

webcam.scs.com.ua/en/asia/china/wuhan/overview/

>The 2nd largest economy (China) took a huge hit
Can Japan be 2nd largest economy nao?

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These cats are drugged up to their eyeballs so npcs can have those whoa I'm brave pics

Happy birthday fellow pisces

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It's in Tulsa, so it will already be in Oklahoma City. I'm probably infected as I type this.

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h-hot

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.

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Reckon there is tens of thousands dead in wuhan and many more nearly dead
If things really were back to normal we would have video evidence

Can't have a pandemic when you don't test for it, besides China kind of let the whole thing settle for the chinese new year. Then they kind of barred everyone into the same buildings, then they kind of just started burning every single body. Chinks, as we speak, are seeing the light of the sun for the first time in their lives because the Chinese government is torching everything first and asking questions never.

Fair enough. I still wouldn't.

She touched her balls beforehand. I'm not gonna attack some QT who just touched my scrotes a fe minutes ago.

TRAVEL TO ISRAEL

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The sad state of fuckwits that don't understand satire.

Bros when are they going to shut down shops? I don't wanna go to work. I made a new save on The Witcher 3 and it's going good. I wanna look at Yennefers tits, not deal with the public.

>Argentina 8
in 2 days from 0 to 1 and from 1 to 8.

I'm not even mad.

Hey fellow Okiebro.

got 67k calories of rice/sardines/herring/oysters/granola bars and have at least one big load of groceries being delivered. I think im going to make it bros.

why the fuck would you think this is real? it's literally a glass window with a chinese sticker. and a glove and handwriting.

Might be a request from the owner as well, to avoid having their logo show up in all the images.

thats irobot you ding dong

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

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hanging tits. must be an old lady.

I'm not telling you. I am simply highly recommending you try these fucking amazing beans.

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Happy birthday!

The Omega Man

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Not my proudest... but still doable.

>from sudanese
These are a problem in Australia? I'm sorry to hear that, bro. Stay safe.

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from 0 to 1 is the equivalent of an increase of an infinite amount of percents

i unironically think i caught the coronavirus. Traveled to a place where people from all over the world visit, got sick for 2 weeks, had to call out from work twice because couldn't get out of bed and now i have an annoying dry cough going on for almost a whole week.

I'm already doing my best, but how to infect people even further? Corona-chan came to save us from baby boomer old fuckers and we need to spread her seed.

Why is it so prominent in western nations? And Iran?

Just another cohencidence I suppose.

Can't have the economy take a hit bro, it's just the flu, get back to work.

nigger

all imported so far tho

hahahHAHAHahahaHAHHHAHAHAHAahahahaha

The short answer is no.

is that you holding the monster energy

Someone should make a movie night on cytube ike we did in during the Thai Cave incident.

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Mountainjew

Austria 74

You don't need a genetics test to diagnose viral pneumonia.

t. blue runner employee

aww boohoo :(

Ur a is funny joke, but 4 been srs ok here's FACT:

Imoortant tempertar: 103 doggies F

If hot more than : dangeer, go to hops.

If not hot more than: ok :)

Hope this heps people to no when ferve srs.

I love u

>jewnigger flag
Out.

>tfw Corona-chan exists
this is what i coom for!

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Who do I call to report a stray Bernie bro?

hye

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this. Two middle old ladies yesterday just coughed into mid air exactly where I walked. What the hell.