Corona Virus is a scheme created by Big Toilet. Big Toilet being the top three manufactures of toilet paper...

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I'd wipe her ass for her.

for you

>Big Toilet

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who owns big toilet?

wrong. It's not Big Toilet, it's the jews of course.
Panic Buyings include not only Toilet Paper, but Canned Food and Mask etc. aswell.
And who produces those Goods? Who owns the Stores?
So ... yes goyim, buy the Products. Buy as many as you want, be a good Consumer-Goyim. Corona is real, buy all the stuff. Do it for Israel.

I'm stockpiling also.
How am I doin'?
plus I coofed on the cones so don't even think about it...

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Probably even the toilet paper manufacturers think these people are fucking retarded.

So this is the secret of effective shitposting

Same. I shit 2 to 3 times a week, giant shit with medium consistency, and takes only about 2 wipes to get completely clean. a roll lasts me about a month to a month and a half

Make sens.

I’ve been depressed for over a year now and laughed for the first time reading this. Thanks user

Consumption of toilet paper is pretty much constant, people may buy out all toilet paper, and they will be stockpiled for next several months, in which sales of toilet paper plummets. In the end, manufacturers make the same money as usual.

Delete this post, RIGHT now.

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Why isnt china and INDIA the two biggest consumers?
Lots more people in INDIA than america.

If coronavirus is just a scam.
If not and most of the population get infected, earnings of toilet paper manufacturers will skyrocket, because one of symptoms is diarrhea.

Most intelligent person who n Yas Forums

Except when it goes past its expiration date and their stockpile is useless
>Oh look now its time to buy more toilet paper
>Big Toilet wins again

India uses their hands to wipe you dumb haji

I shit once a day

ask the brown skinned men raping all of ur women cuck

The manufacturer can charge more due to increased demand and revert back to regular pricing when demand decreases. The manufacturer thus makes more money.

If 1,000 people rush into the store in a frenzy to buy toilet paper, and you're able to sell it at $30 a pack because they're so crazed and others are desperate to get toilet paper for regular use, does it really matter that those 'stockpiled' people won't be coming back when you're charging the regular $5.99?

I just joined the civilized world and bought one of those bidet toilet seats.

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BASED grenade poster

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the Flying Spaghetti Monster of happeningfags

source?

you lazy millennials dont get it do ya with your end of the world video game bottle cap things
toilet papers the new currency cunts, welcome to boomer economy 2.0

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Cant do that, they will get shit under their fingernails.

until Consumer Affairs clamps down on you for price gouging.
yes, it's a thing even in the USA

Are you holding onto your shit like it’s
gol- ...
Oh yeah, I see.
Why leave it to your son if you can take it with you, eh Himey?

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comfy pic

> Imagine using toilet paper
You gonna shower in the evening anyway so what’s the point

what do you think they use for seasoning of their food?

w i p e s
b i d e t

...you're a savage, Ahmed.

t. user tried to buy toilet paper and was too late

Lmao

Fuck Big Toilet

why the hell are people buying so much toilet paper? You won't be taking many shits if you run out of food.

hows your banana farming going?

Sven, do you even into pooland?

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I shit twice a day

You don't need toilet paper when you shit in streets

>China
>toilet paper

>Be subhuman sandnigger.
>Have bidet, the use of which is the norm in almost every corner of the civilized world.
>Enjoy clean anus and not having to smear shit all over hands and ass cheeks.
>Don't have to buy TP to be able to take a shit.
Fucking burgers man.

I just fill up a jug of water and use that to clean my butt after I poop.

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>92 rolls
I hope that nigger dies

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>toilet paper
>expiration date
what?

>not using the 3 sea shells

how is your wifes son(muslim) doing?

Based and poopilled

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Retards just stick a hose up your anus and set it to jet. Fucking retard westerners need to learn to use a bidet.

healthline.com/health/how-many-times-should-you-poop-a-day
Sholom... I

Seen rarer

Really really bad for you. You normally shoudl shit ocne a day.

If you are on a special diet, or fast you might stretch that to a shit every other day, but 2 shits ina week is worrysome.

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are you 400+ lbs? do you have a medical disorder and are on medication?

Haha wtf

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Fucking paki scum, get out

>burger math

It's actually all part of India's master plan. The world will go bankrupt and they will finally become a superpower

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Women use an unacceptable amount of toilet paper for some reason. Unfortunately, we as a society are too pussy whipped to put a stop to it.

Building toilet paper forts in their living rooms.

when is that data from? it is far from accurate

>Big Toilet
India?

Kill him

Most cunts just wipe and don't wash after pissing, also you'd be surprised at the ungodly secretions a vagina produces.

>live in a low-rent apartment building
>buy toilet paper in bulk
>sell it at a by-the-roll premium to poor building mates
>essentially live rent-free

I shit once a day

Shes a milf

Thissssssssssss, my gf uses so my tp to wipe herself after she pees

>i shit twice a week

Rabbi,... you need to see a doctor

Are mutts even civilized? Even sandniggers use bidets.

Well, there's always this...

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