/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1685

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

Underrated as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=zG7KShvqg9A&feature=emb_title

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imagine LARPing as a real life prepper and not having THIS and hard-tack in your kit. absolute amateur hour he

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Did governments cover up H1N1 too? Retard. Most deaths go undetected, estimates are always much higher.

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Why yes, I too enjoy playing rimjob

Just got home from a long day of NEETing. What has happened since?

>Why yes, I am absolutely taking liposomal vitamin C, vitamin d3+k2, vitamin b6, zinc, omega-3, beta glucans, l-lysine, selenium, elderberry & echinacea supplements while drinking peppermint-, chamomile-, rosehip-, basil- and gingertea and eating raw garlic on an empty stomach to boost my immunesystem and protect myself against the coronavirus. How could you tell??

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Same old, numbers going up and people dying.

I've only prepped for a long quarantine. If everything just falls apart and wont recover I will just give up since I'm a lazy NEET who would rather die than do hard work.

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i finally redpilled an npc into just buying some basic dry goods but now they seem pannicked feels abit bad im just delaying the inevitable

Bruh wtf is irc

It turned out that bugchasing is the ultimate redpill. That image with a guy burying his face in corona chan's ass is literally correct. Just read Scott Adam's recent take on corona virus:
>You should all try to not get [coronavirus]. Even if individually it might be better if you got it and got it over with. Because there's a difference between what's good for you versus what's good for the society. What's good for you would be to get a mild case and get it over with. Don't do that. What's good for society is that you fight and fight and fight to put it off. Cause you want to spread it out. If you don't spread it out, you're gonna overwhelm our facilities and hospitals and then everything just falls apart. I don't think that's gonna happen cause we're gonna spread it out. And the United States is doing a good job. Now, here's my opinion of why this is the real strategy, but it's not one you can tell the public. If you told the public that, I think it would cause the wrong behavior. People would say "Ah, let's just get it then" or "Let's not care about it" and those are the wrong moves. But the fact that the airports are not all closed is everything you need to know. Closing it from [China and a few of the other hotspots] makes sense because that could cause us suddenly surge. But I feel like we're letting it intentionally. In other words, the actions we're taking are clearly meant to allow some risk into the country, but a small one. Now, the small risk is not a risk of something happening or not happening: it's a guarantee. It's a guarantee that if you let world travel happen and the only things that you stop are the hotspot travel, you're still gonna get it, guaranteed, there's no question about it. ...

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fucking checked

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>... So here's somebody in the comments who says "Let's just get it" and, did you hear me? If we all got it right away, it would be the end of civilization... Probably not, but it would be pretty bad. You need to fight like heck to not get it. Spread it out. Don't overwhelm the resources.
Source: youtube.com/watch?v=yKNrGpGbT8o&feature=youtu.be&t=2434

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

This is the big happening, isnt it?

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I have a huge tickle in my throat and my voice is starting to change. Rip in peace my friends.

I daresay, this fellow is quite based and redpilled.

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Do you live alone or with your parents? If it's the second, you are still fucked anyway.

yes, yes it is

What's the hospitalization rate

Is it still just a flu lads?

>it's just death bro

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Election will be postponed indefinitely

Add N-Acetyl Cysteine (NAC) to that list

Funfact, if we just nuked the chinese right here and now, the fallout from the blast would be less damaging for the environment and the human race, then just letting them continue onward.

forget Corona-chan, we need to be nuclear-chan.

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might just be puberty

I feel pain when I laugh, is that a bad signal?

Jaja, old news, don't worry goy, nothing to see here, we talked on January before our trolls took control of cvg. Old news. Prepping is also old news, we talked on January, init? Let jidf tell you what you should worry about today.

Instead of trying to understand anything and getting ready look at this detail, and this other, and don't miss this viral video.

even if this is a nothing burger and only boomers are effected, let a few hundred die with trump saying it's nothing and he won't get a vote from anyone over 50

33 years ahead of you, zoomer.

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What a retard

Alone leeching off of wagies with autismbux. Quarantining myself is basically just not going to the store anymore since that's the only human interaction i have.

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Someone post the pic of a wojak, pepe or earth-chan poking a small corona-chan with a stick, telling it to do something.

>not downing breast milk to get that baby immunity

Not going to make it

>TFW work at a supermarket
>Fuckers came in at 6am asking for toilet paper because people keep panic buying it
>None fucking left I tell everyone
>They don't believe me
>Ontop of that people are coofing around me

It's only a matter of time before I feel her sweet embrace.

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what the fuck are those ankles? feels like the lowest 2/3rds of his leg would just snap off if he fell

-28 days

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>The US has reported 17 coronavirus deaths among more than 330 cases.
TICK TOCK MUTTS

Fuck globalist scum, kill the infected on site.

youtube.com/watch?v=NLGX2L9JLa8

NOOOOOO HAPPENING BROS THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

ONLY A FEVER AND A COUGH AND THATS IT? NOOOOO

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE CURED BY BED REST AND GATORADE

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Be very careful with medicine, even if it is just vitamins. People die all the fucking time from vitamin overdose thinking it will help if they overdose.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis#Signs_and_symptoms

>HAND OVER THE FUCKING DEENZ!

wat do?

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Absolutely based and Argiepilled

>most deaths go undetected
what

Shut up retard. Everyone who isn't a newfaggot knows about Event 201. Keep exposing yourself as the newfag you are.

Why the fuck would you eat bats
They are little winged devils- eventually you are going to expose yourself to something awful

Leafbro if you’re still here, they laughed and said they couldn’t tell me any of that when I asked your question. Told me to think positive. Person I was exposed to almost died though if that’s anything for you. Stuck me with an IV and swab tested so far. Heard they do X-ray testing too.

Based as fuck. Wish I could do the same at this point.

That's called puberty user.

Cringe myself to death.

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Well statistically everyone in the race is going to die, even with medical treatment, because they're all over 60 and constantly around tons of people and prone to infection and reinfection. It's going to be absolutely nuts if it's even half as bad as it is in china Iran or Italy.

Obviously. No point in all this if you can't laugh.

according to user the last day to go outside was 11 days ago

I feel your pain man, I'm in the same situation

I live in Seattle.
Most white-collar normies started their quarantines this week.

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CORONA-CHAN SANCTUARIES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary state

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois
Sanctuary state

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary state

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary state

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oklahoma
Non-sanctuary

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, UT

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

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Cases go undetected, not deaths you stupid larper.

These aren't 3rd world backholes, or paid healthcare. If people get very sick in Italy or South Korea they go to the hospital.

So while in China, they didn't know what it was or why people were getting sick and dying(thus lowering their death count possibly), Italy and South Korea knew what it was when patients started coming in.

The response to this has been much more drastic. Also the internet allows faster communication between people in charge and on the ground. Remember when they quarantined provinces for H1N1. Oh yeah....

go larp and fud somewhere else.

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internet relay chat

Is it possible to be immune to it? Are there people immune to seasonal flus?

>Naturally have high levels of anxiety about most things
>This shit makes me feel more nervous than ever, reaching extreme levels of anxiety just by reading shit
>The mere thought of going to the store where so many people can potentially infect me makes my heart pound and my palms sweat
>Can't sleep and haven't been able to sleep well all week
I'm just getting worse, lads...I need this epidemic to end. I'm developing an actual phobia over this shit.

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Based argie bro

Older people dying means 56% goes lower so it's probably in favor of the dems.

imagine fighting over TP is what kilks you.

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I really wish I had hugged my dad harder before he left I didnt think itd be the last time

But I'm 28. I hope to God it's just laringitis. I work at a huge school and I unironically might be fucked because several kids have told me their parents have been to Italy recently.

I mean I can but I feel pain when I need to breathe after laugh, it hurts a bit. also I get a norovirus like 1 week ago so... I don't know if the norovirus let my body weak or not.

as I know, the norovirus doesn't hurt your lungs or throat.

Philippines about the get fucked

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You stupid fucks, America is far bigger and more spread out than China, plus we have the best, brightest doctors in the world, you stupid fucks. Stop trying to make this happen, it won't, you stupid fucks. China already recovered by the way, so enjoy that little tidbit whackadoos and stupid fucks.

I've haven't been Ill 15 years but I still have a feeling I'm going to get this and maybe die from it

damn getting my food delivered by amazon is actually cheaper than going to qfc

>GOLDBERG

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cunny-no-jutsu

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>not deaths
Wrong.

H1N1 only had 14,286 confirmed deaths, yet WHO estimates 284,500 actually died

How many undetected deaths is that?

Look, I'm a great jew so I'm gonna ignore all and call naming. The top priority is to let everyone know what our puppets macrons and perons mumble.

Anyone noticed the coronavirus coverage in the MSM has gone from flippant nothingburger tier reporting to oh fuck this shits serious oh god oh fuck

i still go out because i live in the middle of nowhere. but if you have human contact, probably best to stop now.

If the symptoms are exactly the same as a normal flu, why couldn't they just make up a phony test and just say you mr smith, you have covid-19....this whole thing stinks...also for all the retarded shit ppl like to record themselves doing and post on the internet, not one single mofo hacking inside his apartment under quarantine.

fun times for me cuz i live right in the fucking region where we got a new case.

Yes it's fucking stupid, then later that day when we did get toilet paper, they all sold out in like 30 mins, all these old boomers with retarded faces packing their trolleys full of fucking toilet paper. Made me want to gas them, then I over hear some dumb bitch boomer say to another worker "HEHE GET SOME HUNNEY, OR YOU WILL MISS OUT!"

Yeah

There's always a small group of people that have the right immune system, even as adults, that don't give a fuck. Some groups are completely immune to HIV, for example.

It'd be like 1 percent or less of the whole world, though.

What expression is he trying to convey

>China already recovered by the way

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Has no ones considered the fact that the primaries just happened, and people were standing in lines coofing?

As in before/without testing. In places where hospitals are overwhelmed certainly.

>senator bongo

If you had pneumonia like symptoms that this gives you, you wouldn't be questioning it. Pneumonia means you wake up and breath through a straw with 80% blood oxygen. There's no in between stage. t. had it

based.

Airsoft larpers are the cringiest fucking fags on the planet.

i stocked up on anchovies and kipper fillets as the sardines were all sold out

just stop going in to work ffs

Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
archive.is/SbzGJ

Reminder to unironically coom to Corona-chan in order to give her your sexual energy and make her more powerful

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Just accept your death and you'll be fine. What's there to fear anyway?

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Make yourself as healthy as possible. Get on keto, start intermittent fasting to help your immune system recover, and do cardio as much as you can before you get it

When did you realise this was big? For me it was as soon as the first Iranian died

>Be Norway
>6'th largest country in Europa
>Only 5 million inhabitants
>Huge mountains and valleys seperating towns and cities
>Autistic social culture
>One of the richest countries in the world
>Low levels of tourism
>Still heading towards the top of infection per capita
WE ARE NUMBER 1!

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Finally stocked up on toilet paper lads

if your on deaths door and you would probably be dead before they even suspected coronavirus

also think about the reduction in lifespan in the people that it nearly killed but didnt

I've had double pneumonia before, shit is awful

Your HIV example is because they lack a receptor or something for the virus to bind.

Lurk longer newfag.

Once you go asian your forehead starts blazin'
One taste of rice will put you on ice.
Sleep with a gook, wake up with the coof.
If you stan k-pop you'll die of a cough.
One trip to nippon and your lungs are gone.
Step foot in korea that's the last they'll see ya.
If china comes round shut down the town.
Tolerate a slant and you'll bury your aunt..
If you date a Jap the coffin's lid will snap.
Meet Qi zhu on tinder and it'll be your ender.
Marry a yellow and you're a dead fellow.

Checked. Same here user. I’m paranoid about mail and packages now, going to the store is like a huge event to prepare for and recover from.

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

Don’t be mad user
Corona is going to come for all of them

Sick man of asia, nasty dirty yellow devil, crawl into your hole and eat rats

Summary.
Can someone do a hazmat edit of this?

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>Men egentlig er det en god nyhet
Nigger, what? I had no clue your journalists were our guys.

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>china admitted the mild cases included pneumonia
>mild just meant you could keep your oxygen levels high enough to not need a ventilator
Were fucked

"Houston-area church warns of possible exposure to coronavirus at Ash Wednesday Mass"

YIKES

>Be Schizo
>have OCD with massive germ phobia
>literally no more anxiety than normal, or even less because you realize how silly your other worries from the OCD were

I'm laughing at myself, really

>cope

>when your lungs look like a star spangled banner

twitter.com/i/status/1235667745276035072

It's unreal. It only took 2 weeks for the gov to go from "the risk that it will spread to germany is very low" to "probably everyone will get it, but you don't need to worry"

how many had to die by your hands today so that you could wipe your bum

Jesus, even the Tasmanian Devil has it.

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Washington office fag here
Bosses had 3 meetings so far, still damage controlling the virus. Strongly thinking about quitting without notice monday morning
Help me

I'm not at all concerned about my own death. I don't want my mother to die. I don't want my brother to die.
If anything, I'm most concerned that I'll catch it, bring it back, get them infected, watch them die, and survive it.

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Why bother? I don't care if I die anymore, I'm too worn down from waging. If I get infected I will spread it on purpose.

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nice even more people in quarantine we've been stuck on 10% of the global population for far too long

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>scared for himself

The only reason you should be as scared as you are is f
A:you have older family who can't isolate(they still work, have kids etc)
B:you have some sort of underlying health issue

So for a lot of you, just don't eat the $400 of neetbucks rice you bought and fast for a month instead. Lose some weight and maybe you'll eliminate an underlying health condition.

The store is not the issue. If shit hits the fan as bad as larpers imagine it's Water.

then I should be ok, right? I mean I have no problem with breath but laugh.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID?

>Same thing as SARS
>Same thing as H1N1
>Same thing as Ebola

Motherfucker I don't remember them quarantining a ship in the Pacific Ocean for H1N1. I don't remember China shutting down their country for the SARS outbreak. I don't remember Ebola infecting every country in Europe and the United States. I sure as Hell don't remember the entire stock market crashing over the common flu.

I FUCKING HATE NORMIES.

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