/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1684

quads will get inflexion point on cases curve for his country

youtube.com/watch?v=NLGX2L9JLa8

REMINDER OF WHAT TO EXPECT IF YOU GET IT

A FEVER AND A COUGH LMAO THATS LITERALLY IT

NOOOOOOO HAPPENING BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL US ALL

Still no reported cases in Louisiana

Fellow Louisiana anons report in, what are you doing to prepare? Local Costco is sold out despite there not being a single reported case here yet, but obviously it will eventually get here because of Texas fags spreading it here

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also changing DNS is easy as fuck, literally internet -> properties -> DNS -> change two values

lawl fucking stupid piece of shit i access it no issues
fuck off faggot

>we
It's literally just you.

Predictive programming......
The sun representing coronavirus.
2 petri dishes representing the 2 major strains of this particular virus.
....and, what looks like buildings with clouds, actually represents crematoriums billowing smoke.

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>Trump said on camera that he doesn't want to remove ill passengers off the cruise ship because it would increase the national numbers
lol you guys are so fucked

BREAKING NEWS! RED ALERT! ATTENTION!
It turns out that bugchasing is the ultimate redpill. That image with a guy burying his face in corona chan's ass is literally correct. Just read Scott Adam's recent take on corona virus:
>You should all try to not get [coronavirus]. Even if individually it might be better if you got it and got it over with. Because there's a difference between what's good for you versus what's good for the society. What's good for you would be to get a mild case and get it over with. Don't do that. What's good for society is that you fight and fight and fight to put it off. Cause you want to spread it out. If you don't spread it out, you're gonna overwhelm our facilities and hospitals and then everything just falls apart. I don't think that's gonna happen cause we're gonna spread it out. And the United States is doing a good job. Now, here's my opinion of why this is the real strategy, but it's not one you can tell the public. If you told the public that, I think it would cause the wrong behavior. People would say "Ah, let's just get it then" or "Let's not care about it" and those are the wrong moves. But the fact that the airports are not all closed is everything you need to know. Closing it from [China and a few of the other hotspots] makes sense because that could cause us suddenly surge. But I feel like we're letting it intentionally. In other words, the actions we're taking are clearly meant to allow some risk into the country, but a small one. Now, the small risk is not a risk of something happening or not happening: it's a guarantee. It's a guarantee that if you let world travel happen and the only things that you stop are the hotspot travel, you're still gonna get it, guaranteed, there's no question about it. ...

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>... So here's somebody in the comments who says "Let's just get it" and, did you hear me? If we all got it right away, it would be the end of civilization... Probably not, but it would be pretty bad. You need to fight like heck to not get it. Spread it out. Don't overwhelm the resources.

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It's literally a nothingburger justaflu. Trump told me so.

new china videos? what happens in china?

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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PA-

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Trump has said it'll be over in April, Elon Musk, your "liberal" hero said it's nothing to worry about, so stop with the fucking panic you stupid fucks. Stop ruining the economy, you stupid fucks. China's rebounding too, so all of you are especially stupid fucks.

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SANCTUARY COUNTIES AND CORONAVIRUS:

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary state

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois
Sanctuary state

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary state

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary state

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oklahoma
Non-sanctuary

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, UT

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

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Came back from the store and some kid was literally coofing his lungs out and some people there said he said he should stop exagerating.

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DUBBS!!!! Get fucked hapening fags

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Also, source: youtube.com/watch?v=yKNrGpGbT8o&feature=youtu.be&t=2434

Fuck off, chink.

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

Keep trying to prep but the stores keep ending up sold out

"This is the most frightening disease I've ever encountered in my career."

twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1235994748005085186

>we
archive.is is the best archive tool out there and you’re a faggot

Plague-chan is so hot, I need more.

>REMINDER: CDC has abandoned WA. due to the infection being endemic. No more tests for you faggots.

twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1236171700632420354

flips has increase in numbers.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bitch gets around then, there's been over several thousand deaths globally.

Fuck off

>still only 3k deaths
stop making these threads

Cope

YIKES

feels good living a shithole where nobody gives a fuck what is going to happen to us.

my freedom first lolol

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Word on the street is that in Couer D' Alene,Idaho there are at least 10 people suspected with the Corona Virus. Results coming out in 9 hours from now.

Hmmm

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They're all cute except for aids-chan.

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THE THOT LITERALLY GO AROUND HANOI FROM 2/3 TO 5/3 LOOKING FINE
NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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All this plague has taught me is to never trust anyone. Trump and pence and MSM are lying about it being nothing, while Yas Forums blows it into 5G brain stem injection that leaves you crippled and sterile. Its a deadly virus, but goddamn I hate ya'll

Any anons wanna team up when doomsday comes?

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This seems historically familiar

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>"liberal"
This is Yas Forums.

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I want to nibble Rabbie chan's ears

Calm down user that is standard flu treatment procedure.

Source you fucking nigger

FUUUCK I'm 200 miles east

what does getting confirmation do for anyone?

why is exhibiting symptoms based on a diagnosis not enough?

Good post.

There will neighborhood militia patrolling the streets telling everyone to stay inside.
Food and water will be rationed.
Internet will be slowed down or shut completely off to nonessentials.
Ham radios will be blocked and confiscated.
Rolling blackouts will become a thing.
You will see pickups pulling flatbed farm trailers driving slowly down your street demanding you bring out your dead.
Then it all falls apart.

agreed, kill it with fire

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THREADLY WARNING: THE GOVERNMENT HAS TRICKED YOU. DEENZ ARE ACTUALLY THE SOURCE OF THE VIRUS.

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It really does have the probability of making you sterile if you survive the first infection. This thing fucks over all of your internal organs, testes included.

It will kill you, boomer.

Hi you dirty little sick man of asia. you NASTY fucking yellow devil. Crawl back into your fucking hole and eat some rats.

doctor got slippery fingers

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28 year old boomer here idk what telegram is but looks cool

>670 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>8 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

Hope your state gets it soon.

My boss thinks I'm schizo for avoiding social gatherings and outings with coworkers. I explained why I think my position is the responsible one and he just dismissed me as a paranoid lunatic.

At the same time we got several emails from management warning us to avoid business travel and meetings, avoid crowded places etc. And the boomer just laughed it off.

Now everyone thinks I'm crazy. While that my be so I still think they're being fucking retarded in this situation.

What would be the best course of action form here Yas Forums? Just lay back and enjoy the shit show??

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>endemic

So, they think it's there for good now? I guess it makes sense in that I doubt it's going anywhere after an outbreak/epidemic, because it's just too hard to contain, especially if you don't bother trying to. I guess they're just waiting for the vaccine day in a couple of years.

>Elon Musk, your "liberal" hero
You're on the wrong site, reddit is two blocks down.

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I'm supposed to go on vacation to Japan the first week of April, should I still go?

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>Liberal hero

Hi shill actually some of us know hes a deepstate agent or working for aliens or something and have heard of the disturbing leaks from his offices

Some of us know that elon is a fake.,

Plague-chan is the hottest but needs bigger tits.

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Nigger