/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1683

► Detected: 102,242 ► Died: 3,497

>NEWS
US prepares for millions of hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

15 million to die, $2.3 trillion recession
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Macron says epidemic unstoppable in France
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>RESEARCH
Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Survives up to 9 days on different materials
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

>REMINDER
China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Wartime conditions in China
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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>LATEST CASES
03:36: 1 new case in Davis County, Utah, United States. This is the first case in Utah. Patient is a former passenger of the Grand Princess cruise ship.
03:25: 3 new cases, including 1 death, in Florida. A previous patient has also died.
02:48: 11 new cases in Austria.
02:44: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:34: 174 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Korea.
01:29: 68 new cases in Japan.
01:28: 1 new case in Ecuador.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,651 (3,070) ► International 21,591 (427): S. Korea 6,767 (44) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 4,636 (197) D. Princess 696 (6) France 653 (9) Japan 420 (6) Spain 402 (8) USA 335 (17) Switzerland 216 (1) UK 164 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 108 (2) Australia 64 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Iraq 46 (4) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 670 Sweden 137 Singapore 130 Norway 128 Belgium 109 Malaysia 83 Austria 66 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Canada 54 Greece 45 Iceland 45 UAE 45 India 31 Denmark 23 Lebanon 22 Israel 21 Czechia 19 Ireland 18 Algeria 17 Vietnam 17 Oman 16 Palestine 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Brazil 14 Ecuador 14 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Georgia 9 Romania 9 Argentina 8 Slovenia 8 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 N. Zealand 5 S. Arabia 5 Chile 5 Poland 5 Indonesia 4 Senegal 4 Hungary 4 Luxembourg 3 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Dom. Rep. 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 C. Rica 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +99 (+28) S. Korea +174 (+1) USA +16 (+2) Spain +1 Switzerland +2 Norway +1 Australia +1 Brazil +1 Ecuador +1 N. Zealand +1 Total +297 (+31)

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archive,is sucks dick and so does this OP

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r8 my brepz 4 the inevitable breakdown of law n order. also got shitloads of food so i can be a fucking NEET for once.

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>S. Korea 6,767
I thought they were over 7000 already. No? Did I imagine it?

>INFECTED STATES
Arizona
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Illinois
Indiana
Kentucky
Maryland
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Washington
Wisconsin
>NON-INFECTED STATES
Alabama
Alaska
Arkansas
Delaware
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Louisiana
Maine
Michigan
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
New Mexico
North Dakota
Ohio
South Dakota
Vermont
Virginia
West Virginia
Wyoming

Archive is works fine. It's your DNS that doesn't work properly. It's YOUR problem. Just change your DNS, retarded nigger.

google.com/search?q=how to change DNS

Wecome back. Ty for everything

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How do you explain to your friends how serious this really is?

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So it's looking like this is going to be really catastrophic for us burgers. Even if the conservative number of 480k deaths is right, that's still gonna take a huge toll on this nation right?

Does this really help against COVID-19?

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membe when insect shills were spamming "more threads than deaths" ??

i membe.

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What are the best card games to play in lockdown?

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I’m on Bell. Which means literally the biggest ISP in Canada. What server do you want me to use? Might as well post it because your shit does not work for most of Canada.

your not the only ones burger

One bud light please

Change your DNS you stupid fucking retard.

pandemic.

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SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
>9. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

Easy you are not an expert.

we are your only friends now :)

>glawk but decent AR and optics

9/10 but you've got no style

Not my problem if the biggest ISP in Canada are a bunch of retards. Use anything that isn't Cloudfare.

Literally no other nation matters to me lmao. Go drink a cuppa or something, faggot

how are doing this night OP? it's 3:46 AM, did you just wake up? :)

Fuck I forgot to buy more mags! Thanks for the reminder fren.

Protection from Corona to you and all loved ones.

Save this doggo

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What the virus doesn't kill, the mass riots and food shortages will.

Be prepared.

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>A 12yo boy is smarter than 35yo nothingburgers

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Am I missing any countries?

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Do you ever take a break?

its fucking hilarious how poorly our government is handling this shit, cases are gonna have absolutely popped off here within 2 weeks

*APPLAUSE*

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>asian
>smart
typical

MAKE CORONA-CHAN BLOSSOM!

INFECT NONWHITES TODAY!

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we’re the only ones who can pull off red white and blue you kangaroo fuck

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WASTED
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USED TO SECURE A VICTORY FOR TRUMP

last time i checked only the united states exists

Coronachan will topple the NWO

>So it's looking like this is going to be really catastrophic for us burgers. Even if the conservative number of 480k deaths is right, that's still gonna take a huge toll on this nation right?
DEAR GOD THOSE NUMBERS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, user?!?!?

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you have no friends but us

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Any Hawai'i anons? 1st case was on a cruise

Pls dont make my brother a meme

BASED BASED BASED

Works fine on my end. Bell just sucks in general.

>68 new cases in Japan.
Fucking knew this shit would start skyrocketing once free public testing started.

wasted

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It's hopeless. Everyone is completely and utterly brainwashed. Even after seeing how bad it is in the rest of the world they tell me "yeah but that can't happen here in America". Arrogant morons.

glawks are nice doe as long as you dont limp-wrist it like a zogbot who's hopped up on donuts and coafie. plus everybody has them, so parts would be easy to find in a shtf situation.
W O A H nice digits, fren! btw, you should be a-ok if you've got at least a dozen or two magz u.u

What's their master plan, anons?

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Imagine what it would do to immigrant camps

stock up on .22 lr
>cheap
>good for small game
same with 12 gauge
even if you don't own either.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IV122X7ycvQ

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Hes not fucking asian canuck

Reminder that fapping to Corona-chan will increase the odds of the literal apocalypse happening.

I really miss the one about "not scaring your family".

I'm 99 percent sure that was real Chink shills. Many changed it up when it was spammed too many times, but the original just seems real.

Veteran /cvg/s report.

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NONE CAN CONTAIN US
Not the chinks not gooks or japs and CERTAINLY not mutt creatures

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They're all infected, just haven't tested yet.

My sister (190 IQ) says this is a nothingburger

I didn't mean to, user. But that's ok. I've made my peace with it. Our lives aren't going to be the same

Deep south holding strong

>1 case means whole country is infected
I think that map is a gross exaggeration.

Politicians would release them to "avoid spread"

What's going to happen after all our politicians die from SARS-CoV-2?

WHO you gonna call

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I meant the chink in

I need hot pictures of the plague, for research.

Media in my country entreviewing "experts" who are telling people to
>"just live the corona experience if you cacth it dude, in the end it doesn't even matter live happy m8"
They don't even care anymore

change the .is to something else
.vn
.today
are both you can try

Fucking checked.
No such thing as too many mags, I shall take this to heart.

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that dude is sick af

FUCK the universe has spoken.
>pick up more mags

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/k/ek has spoken

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What if the coronavirus is simply another way of keeping people locked up in their houses and forcing them to innovate via automation and virtual reality?
What if Corona chan is not the bringer of death but is here to rid us of the boomer menace and bring forward the next technological revolution?

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I began having sore throat this afternoon after half week with dry cough. I'm a first year med student and I'm in contact with doctors who work at public hospitals everyday.
Am I fucked??

Cloudfare are a bunch of kikes and censor all the archive domains because they don't like the concept.

i dont own any 22lr raifus or gatz tho. fuck, i'll probably buy one in the morning.

I have that webm, hello fellow cvg oldfag

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we need to infect greenland and madagascar faster or we're going to lose.

>2. Has a long incubation.
median is actually 3 days for people to start showing symptoms. while its possibly long for most people its not

>3. Can spread in its incubation.
viral load when symptoms arent shown is low so the chance of spreading is way lower. here and there youll get someone asymptomatic spreading it to 10 people, but by and large most asymptomatic people wont spread it to anyone

. Can infect the cns and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
studies on this only look at a very limited number of people, no way to know often this happens yet

. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
there have been very few reports on attacks on the heart, kidneys and reproductive system, the last one being theoretical only. just because it can happen it doesnt mean it happens in great numbers

. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
many viruses do, this isnt unique to this one

. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
this hasnt been shown to be true yet, its possible most reinfection cases shouldnt have been released in the first place, its also possible that the number of people to whom this happens is low, there havent been many studies on this yet

. it also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
again, studies looking into this look at very few people. no idea how many and what percentage it can do this to.

>I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.
just because something is confirmed as possible it doesnt mean it happens all the time. its possible for the virus to kill but clearly it doesnt kill everyone it infects, and in fact kills only a small percentage of those people. you should apply the same logic to every single bullet point you mentioned for which there havent been widespread studies with thousands of patients

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1236029449042198528
GUYS ELON MUSKRAT SAID ITS A NOTHING BURGER.
MY NPC mind must agree

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>Who’s your favourite character , Mr Pink??

sorry if my whiteness offends you, abbo mutt

Wow you don't say

Kek is amongst us.

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>Tfw wake up and go to work
>Have start of shift briefing
>Inform us a confirmed case outside the quarantine ones shipped in appeared in Omaha
>Bitch had gone to the UK then just wandered around for 9 days
>Work Railroad so it was damn near inevitable because anyone who chews has never heard of a spit bottle
On the upside might be a good bit of seniority moves if this gets out of hand.

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im going to skull fuck your ugly sister

Please not to post unhelpful remark.
China number are trustworthy, accurate.
Western intelligence agency would publish if they faked the numerology along political reasoning.
Purchasing facial coverings you have not authorized on how to operate is disorderly and foolish.
This virus is no more than normal season flu.
There have not proof China is "been economically shut off" or "cripple" because of quarantine considerations.

And important:

THIS IS STILL A NO THING BURGER.
Please stop spreading dangerous conspiracies.
You may cause concern and unrest.
Stop terrorizing your elders, friends and neighbours, factory.
Stop hype pandemic to intimidate your family.
You sound like a lunatic and scare your loved ones. please. Your family is very worried. Please take medicine to calm yourself. If swallow pill, you will not regret it. You have to calm down and not fall into crisis.

Things are under control. We need relaxing and enjoy life, shall we? You worry that the virus is meaningless to your loved ones, they will be as crazy as you. Just like the Ebola virus, nothing happen. For family, please calm down.
You're talking nonsense. We all are safe. Your friends and family are scare. It's time to calm down. do you understand?

You need listen.
You make people worry.
You are intimidating your entire family, friends, neigbour, factory.
You must relax.
China has cure. People recovering.
Calm down now.
Consider your loved ones. You are scaring them, why? Yas Forums rumors?
It's time to calm down. It's be okay.

now think about the type of simulations and ai that china has
think about the scenarios that they've been running against western countries
they knew

CHECKED! ONE MUST BUY MAGS

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Yeah, you gotta have plenty of mags when the internet goes down.

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uwu

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I have a cough for a month now.

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I'm just a February 20 /cvg/ :(

You niggers, this has to be the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten. I should have known better. I seriously think I'm going to be sick.

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Kek reminds you to buy more mags.

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daily reminder to buy more mags

neurosciencenews.com/tmprss2-coronavirus-treatment-15873/

China doesn't want you to access those sites. Your great blackface PM gave China free for all when he let Huwei in.

I'LL ALLOW IT

yes. thats called having allergies...

Wasted, fucking shit.

No.

Alabama now infected

good to see some anons arent insect shills

From Italy, what did you expect? Kek

neurosciencenews.com/tmprss2-coronavirus-treatment-15873/

>200+ new cases in burgerland today
>Still barely testing anybody
Here
We
Go

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Face your destiny like a real human bean.
Or if you're a femanon come to Russia and be part of our lesbian warband.
So far we have:
>one ukrainian girl
>two russian girls
>one chilean girl
>amount of food that will allow us to last 2 years
>1 AK47
>3 Saiga rifles
>some ammo
>a bunch of molotov cocktail

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you are a fabulous fucking fagget

ummm lads...looks like we have a super-spreader here.

news.com.au/national/australias-toilet-paper-panic-spreads-overseas-with-shortages-reported-in-uk-us/news-story/0c8344d4d8dd00cca38807659d1b0dc9

>A Melbourne doctor who treated at least 70 patients at his clinic and saw two others at a nursing home has been diagnosed with coronavirus, sparking fury and concern.

>The Victorian doctor, a GP aged in his 70s, became unwell on a flight from the United States to Australia at the end of a holiday, but went back to work at The Toorak Clinic in Toorak for five days anyway.

>He was last night diagnosed with the potentially deadly virus and Victorian Health authorities have been in touch with those who came in contact with him, urging them to self-isolate for 14 days.

>“I have to say I am flabbergasted that a doctor that has flu-like symptoms has gone to work,” the state’s Health Minister Jenny Mikakos said.

>The man became unwell on a flight from Denver, Colorado to San Francisco in California on February 27, and then flew on to Melbourne on United Airlines flight 0060, arriving on the morning of February 29.

>On Monday, he went to work at The Toorak Clinic on Malvern Road in the suburb of Toorak and saw at least 70 patients between then and Friday.

>“Patients have been contacted via text message this morning, or were called this morning, they will be followed up with emails,” Ms Mikakos said.

>“This doctor also attended two patients at a nursing home in Malvern during that time. The two nursing home patients have been isolated in their rooms and the department is working to provide support care for these residents.”

neurosciencenews.com/tmprss2-coronavirus-treatment-15873/

Yeah its my brother that I posted in the last thread, were from catalonia.

You're considering suicide just because of that? Too soft user. And you should have researched more. In terms of this pandemic, you only need a mask if you plan to go out a lot. Your area still does not have a lot of cases yet, it's not still needed.

user your argument is extremely weak and only supports the idea that it's better to focus on not getting sick right now. Why catch a mystery virus? Why infect yourself with something that could be airborne AIDS? Lay low and don't catch this fucking virus until we know what it is. Why would anybody infect themselves with a brand fucking new mystery virus all while saying "yeah but nobody has proven that it's AIDS yet". All of your appeals to ignorance only support his claim, not yours.

MILanons I hope you got a backup plan other than D.U.M.B's. Balkanization of the US would be a very bad thing. Let's avoid that, yes?

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Get tuna and spam instead.
You will eat deenz when you're hungry.

> +2 CASES VATICAN

> +2 CASES VATICAN

> +2 CASES VATICAN

> +2 CASES VATICAN

>Not gonna make it

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Women would not last a single week in the wild without men, and that's being generous.

>All of your appeals to ignorance only support his claim, not yours.
this so hard, it's pathetic

I hope you bought ladies clothes for the collapse. Little bitch is crying about deenz. Fat cunt has never been hungry in his entire life or he'd treasure the taste of those deenz.

My country is freaking out because one fucking thot can't keep her legs shut.

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Just tell them that it's a serious problem. No reason to get all melodramatic with them, even if it is the truth, because then they'll just brush it off as, well, you being melodramatic.

neurosciencenews.com/tmprss2-coronavirus-treatment-15873/

try this
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1yCPR-ukAgE55sROnmBUFmtLN6riVLTu3&ll=49.34252915533749,10.915225505106832&z=7

Utah reporting. Bought over 40lbs of dry food, tons of canned meats, filled the freezer with frozen food for pre-blackout, got 1500 round of ammo, 1000 matches, 20 bic lighters, 60 cigars, filled the cabinet with bourbon and scotch, some holo sights, and a few new boomsticks for me and the missus. And that was back in Jan. Seeing this thing go all fucky makes me glad for the first time that I can never leave this board.

Good luck to all of you anons. Seriously. May you and your loved ones stay safe.

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Link nigger

>Harvard chan
kek

says u

Caravan from Fallout New Vegas.
fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Caravan_(game)

Well seems like places where O type blood is more common are the least affected.

Are TPTB trying to wipe out the Chad Bs or the virgin As?

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>mustard

Theres your problem. You get the them pure with chili. Delicious.

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Why does the media always say women have stronger immune systems when the women I know are always sick?

Isn't the population only 1,000?

I understand you dude, I don't know how people can enjoy fish skin.

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

Always gets the cases ahead of time

where the fuck did i argue that you should get the virus? im just clarifying what we actually know and what we dont know. when the user says "this is confirmed" he makes it seem like its 100% confirmed when its actually just confirmed that it can happen, not how often it happens. its important to know how often all of those things can happen because then you can see how bad it will be or not. im already shut in my house and not going outside for months if i can help it, but im also being realistic about what the virus is or isnt and im not going to fall for some unnecessary panicposting

GIT COOFED

didnt best korea shoot someone the other day because muh wuflu or was I being memed on again?

Nig

I have same symptoms. Keep me posted

you can't even buy paper magazine playboys anymore. I literally tried to find them while I was prepping. Used is out of the question.

>neurosciencenews.com/tmprss2-coronavirus-treatment-15873/

Looks to be experimental but promising.

Just be aware that it's a gamble.

Also, since you don't know when you're breathing the virus in, you won't be able to know if it's working or not.

Do you only need to take one of those a day? Are there any side effects? Long term effects?

>Utah
Just become a mormon user.

area?

>Sheriff of your county pretends to have coronavirus to avoid money scandal trial.

LMAO what a legend

You wrote 14 sentences saying "sure but we don't know the extent". Waste of time.

Can we star PrEP and prevent getting corona?

>state bans sterile single use bags and tells people to bring their dirty germ infested bags everywhere just as it gets the Chinese Flu
I need to move out of this state, the city connected to it ruins everything.

Source?

same here, hasn't gotten too bad, but the sore throat only started tonight

I'm not even on the fucking map, what is this bullshit.

Realistically, when you get it, you could pull through on your own. Your parents might need help though and it'll be a good bonding moment / I told you so moment. You can always suicide later if things get really hopeless. This kind of thing doesn't happen very often user, might as well enjoy it while you can.

First case was caught going to a public bath and they cured his kung flu with a high-velocity lead injection to the back of his head.

I see a bad hand, don't know how to play it, when, and I have to go out a lot, even have to go to a hospital tomorrow.
Got any ideas?

You are EXTREMELY wrong if you consider white girls as weak and useless as american ones are.

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Get pdfs or scans and just print it out.

>Hawaii
Fucking what and how?

Tits or gtfo

romé, poker, strip poker, solitaire
good answer

are you an african or latin american country? honestly I don't know.

this is like saying its a waste of time trying to think about the mortality rate because the fact that it can kill is bad enough and so you should avoid catching it absolutely all costs, which is retarded, the flu can kill people and you wouldnt go too far out of your way to avoid catching it because you want to live your life normally. your logic is terrible

is that tim pool?

they're decapitated fish in a can, how good were you expecting them to be? are you eating them straight by themselves? They're amazing on crisp-bread with a bit of cream cheese and dill

lol it's just unofficial i think you're on
gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

youtube.com/watch?v=ai0BXZAujhE

REMINDER THAT THIS IS WHAT IS CONSIDERED A "SERIOUS" "HOSPITALIZED" CASE

OH NO NO NO HAPPENINGBROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

Trump will get Corona virus. Screen shot this

> Melbourne
oh thank fuck

Look at these threads, don't know if it's fearmongering or not, but the virus looks apocalyptical the moment you get it, I don't want to die, get hurt, etc because of someone else.

The fact that both HIV protease inhibitors AND selective serine protease inhibitors (such as the one in the post) are working against Corona-chan is giving me hope.
On the other hand, it makes me believe that it was genetically tampered with. Not for higher fatality as a bio-weapon but to come with a safety. Either to profit off the drugs or to create a new type of bio-weapon, a "tactical-economical bio-weapon".

Hmm.

In america they have no reason to go outside, just a hose to their mouth for water. No need for food all the fat on their bodies will be enough. I still have yet to see a Russian girl as fat as an American so all your girls are RIP.

bitch that's a mild case

since you are mentioning it slovakbro... just now there was some police magazine on state tv where they talked about muh rapefugee crisis and they mentioned creating "hotspots" in Slovakia, new govrnmnet doesnt even exist yet and here we are, hotspots are reality
not to mention - poor refugees will be going through testing because of coronavirus
they are no jokes going to test that rapefugee invasion horde shit before their own citizens

not everyone, just let the retards get ill, starve, die, dont help them, you will get new friends after pandemics is over
if you can, dont ever associate with retards, you will have much better life

Oh I'm definitely a mormon if things get really shitty. Unfortunately, my entire ward got the coof and have gone to off Kolob with their celestial families. Ya know.

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They'll kill anyone they suspect to have it, but with incubation that might not be enough.

And if it is still spreading through the incubation period only, they would still lie about it and say that everything's fine.

So they're either fine or they're lying.

>Wuhan 2.0
Damn, China truly leads the world

Nope, that's what's consider a person in the risk area being taken into care before shit hits the fan for them.

Hawaii's population is mostly chinks user.

A guy 10-15 minutes from my home got it and used the same train as me. I feel ok but don't have any hope I'm safe.
That was over two weeks ago and I've only noticed more indigestion/reflux and maybe snoring.

The pope will have his turn soon.

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I had some once, delicious as fuck, though when I took a closer look at the fish some of them still had scales and fins. Not sure whether I was supposed to eat them or not, but fuck it, it was good.

it was revealed to me in a dream

500,000 out of 330 million isn't a big deal especially when it's a lot of social security drawers

Deenz are my lfieblood

I'm really glad I didn't move to Seattle for a new job

A couple of hours ago I started to feel lethargic and now my head hurts a bit in the parietal are of the skull.
I took loratadine because it was the I my medication I had at hand. If I'm lucky it is only a big bad allergy.

You should have listened.

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The Bahamas, come on man we see Chilean's on vacation here all the time! We are next to Cuba and US.

>I see a bad hand, don't know how to play it,
What?
> and I have to go out a lot, Got any ideas?
simple precautions dude. Don't go to crowded areas. Wash and disinfect your clothes,etc
>even have to go to a hospital tomorrow.
Unless that is the assigned hospital for this shit, you're still fine and if that hospital is the assigned one, then your parents are retarded. When you all got it, you will likely be fine. They on the other hand have a higher chance to die but this depends on how old they are which you didn't say.

Been here since Jan 22nd, It's gettin comfy bro.

Should have bought English sardines - the really cheap tins are rubbish.

How much vitamin c do you fags have? masks? etc. Just curious if I didnt buy enough

the tomato ones are great smoshed into toast.

let it stick around for a few years so you have some concrete, consistent data

i just came back from the emergency room for a food allergic reaction. its over, i saw whats going on. there is 100% corona everywhere. waiting room was packed as fuck, i had to wait 30 minutes to be seen. this chink woman was dry coughing like crazy, i stayed on the other side of the room. tons of coofers, probably 40% of the waiting room was coofing. all these people had flu-like symptoms. i kept hearing the nurses and PAs prescribing ibuprofen and tylenol for fever. none of the doctors are wearing masks. maybe like 30% of the nurses and PAs were wearing the shitty little cheap flat masks like pic related. i saw cardiologist and attending doctors walking around casually even joking and small chit chat with each other, not wearing masks. literally standing next to a mexican guy who had a fever and cough in the waiting chair. nobody was wearing N95 or better mask. security guards at the desk werent wearing masks. while i was waiting for my test results i could hear a PA telling a patient in the nearby room that their CT scan of lungs had pneumonia. that PA was wearing the shitty cheap mask of pic related. i heard another doc through the fabric cover for a exam room that he thinks the person had a viral infection and to take some tylenol to break the fever, and he was asking the patient if the guy was feeling like he could breathe better now after giving him some other medicine. we are fucked. all these doctors and nurses are going to come down with corona sooner or later. i had my n95 mask on the whole time except when they were seeing me and checking for the allergy swelling. i left all my clothes and shoes outside before going straight to the shower to decontaminate and im still nervous i got exposed. i was there for 2 hours and saw maybe 30% of people were there for broken leg or trauma injury or heart or random shit, and the majority were there for fever and cough. i can just imagine whats going to happen as time goes on. system overload

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Midwest, son

There are no brakes, but thats ok since its only going about 2mph and will slow down without them.

The only medication I had a hand***

100 countries, we've crossed 100 infected countries!

>Arizona
More than half of the population lives in a sanctuary county--Maricopa.

>California, Colorado, Connecticut
Sanctuary state

>Florida
Multiple sanctuary counties and cities

>Georgia
Multiple sanctuary counties

>Hawaii, Illinois
Sanctuary state

>Indiana
One sanctuary city: South Bend

>Kentucky
Non-sanctuary

>Maryland, Massachusetts
Sanctuary state

>Minnesota
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions, predominantly in the Twin Cities area

>Nebraska
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Nevada
One sanctuary

>New Hampshire
Sanctuary cities

>New Jersey, New York
Sanctuary state

>North Carolina
Multiple sanctuary jurisdictions

>Oklahoma
Non-sanctuary

>Oregon
Sanctuary state

>Pennsylvania
Numerous sanctuary jurisdictions

>Rhode Island
Sanctuary state

>South Carolina, TN, TX, UT

>Washington
Sanctuary state

>Wisconsin
Non-sanctuary

Among uninfected states, only two--Vermont and New Mexico--are sanctuary states. Others, including Kansas, Nebraska, etc. have only local sanctuaries. The majority have no sanctuary counties or cities documented by USCIS or any other available source.

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Is that the British empire

>Dont Pope
>Open Inside

Fuggin new age hippies

I heard that anime is based. Is it actually good?

Cut ties. You tried. Worry about yourself above all else. Do whatever you have to to survive.

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How often should I change the filters on my masks bros?

Thats literally every emergency room in America. Its just a bunch of third world mexicans who go to the emergency room for strep throat because they abuse the system.

I watched all this boomer's videos. Should have watched the one where his wife said she thought he wouldn't make it. There was at least a week where they were in a really bad shape. His son even said he was saying his last goodbyes.

Where was this?

no I saw it too but its territories not countries yet
Saint Barthélemy doesnt really count

>100 countries infected
This is just the beginning

My dad, who works at Trojan Condom Factory says this is a giant something burger

oh and what is your native language? do you speak english, french or spanish?

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could be worse, get more mags you heard the man

good thing nothing is actually happening

So this didn't pan out?

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Well yeah, if you get the L strain. If you get the S, just ride it out. The point is that killing yourself now is too early.

Glow more.

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>from the United States to Australia

The US must be in the thousands to be exporting infections,