I have the virus and nothing can be done to help

Canadafag here, not saying province but im in the middle of the continent. Work contacts from China, frequent hand to hand contact. Hell one of the families I work with evac'd their family from Shanghai during the lunar new years. Here's my experience trying to get tested for it.

>be 2 days ago
>have worst headache in life, from brainstem to frontal lobe in absolute agony
>sleep it off
>begin to feel flu symptoms in morning
>tightness in chest, fever, sweating
>can't take time off work because of occupation/short staff
>Almost faint at work from shortness of breath
>puke a few times in the back due to constant dry cough
>Stop eating, lethargy
>go to doctor
>"you're clearly dealing with a viral infection but we don't have any treatment for that"
>Call local disease control
>"We would have to take tests here and send them to the national lab"
>"Self isolate in the meantime if possible"
>Taking time off work = termination in my case

What the fuck would you do in my position? I don't want to call close contacts because i might make them panic. I don't wanna bring it up at work because they'd just replace me. Do I just wait a couple weeks and see if they get sick? Then go for the test then?

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I might delete this too. Really don't fucking need gov spooks knocking at my door because I need to be "quarantined". These fucking retards in Canada gov don't have the first clue what they're dealing with. I don't feel comfortable having this post public.

post proof

I dont see what I could post other than pictures of my phlegm, maybe theres pictures of a patients sputum that you could compare it to

>Do I just wait a couple weeks and see if they get sick? Then go for the test then?
nigger you are stupid. If you wait for couple of weeks you will either recover yourself in mean time or die. It took around 25days for young people without taking any meds to recoverl.

Evudense pls

I’m in Waterloo and scared shitless

Holy fuck

Americfag here.

I was also coughing the point where my cough was projecting my vomit and activating my gag reflex.

Not hungry.

Doctor said i didnt meet criteria

I feel like shit senpai and i think it kight be anxiety... if it wasnt for the puking

Your example shows how fragile our society is

I hate to say it but if I were you I would go to work until I died
That's just the situation you put yourself in

The government downplayed the virus because they are selfish and you don't really have a choice
unless you think self isolation and drinking fluids will be worth the pain of homelessness in a few months
I don't know

cmon calgary bro just post proof

Crazy how this happens

You might be fucked once I had the flu and a doctors notes for a week my boss pestered me so badly that I had to return to work

These greedy fucks are going to spread it

>I dont see what I could post other than pictures of my phlegm, maybe theres pictures of a patients sputum that you could compare it to

post phlegm faggot

Do not move. Stay where you are.

AB but not cal
pics coming asap
how is your breath? chest tightness?

>goes to work while sick
based retards

Take the time off, if you’re terminated apply for EI and state your case- stay at home and collect bux instead of spreading that shit around here.

how old are you?

Sounds to me like you have no choice but to go to work, user. I mean what else are you supposed to do? Fuck the capitalist system that made you work while sick. That is the real enemy here.

I doubt our gov will do anything. Bunch on pussies.

They don't like the current demographics so they don't give a fuck who dies
you will be replaced by an african in less than 12 months

Its tight but I dont feel like im drowing. Like deep breaths are restricted but i have to look.

0Sometimes the cough gets a bit of a whoop sound but its totally dry.

Fatigue and the fits of coughing leading to puke has been the biggest issue. My fever is low 101.4

No contact with china. This is community spread if it was covid. San diego here.

This! Spread it to all your faggot wagie coworkers.

>Actually relying EI

EI is so incompetent he wouldn’t be able to live off what they give.

the canadian government has a really low fucking iq its actually astounding it feels like were being ruled by a bunch of 12 year old's with down syndrome.

>No contact with china. This is community spread if it was covid. San diego here.

this shit is already spreading in AZ, im pretty sure u got it, im considering a nebulizer rn

I work in the service industry so I doubt the will happen

Calm down Edmonton faggot. Everyone here literally just has a cold from the weather changes.

Spread it to any jews, it's your duty!

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Honestly i should spread it around.

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EI was 1600/month last time I used it

>Work contacts from China
>frequent hand to hand contact

So you wanted the virus?

Go infect more people and while your at it take a trip to the midwest of the USA, more people need to be infected up north.

Visit San Fran sisco. See the sights!

Think about your obligation to other people. If you get an old person sick and they die you are to blame if you don't isolate now.

even better go to work and cough a bunch in your bosses face after you lick all the doorknobs in your workplace.
might as well make the whole dam company sick because that would fuck them over big time for forcing you to work perfect revenge.

Sounds to me like you might have bigger problems than just continued employment, son.

Go to a fucking hospital and dont leave until they test you.

inb4 OP goes in work and coughs all over his boses who made him come to work.

Where that phlegm nigger

Has anyone else had excruciatingly painful aching in the back of their neck?

I've had this for the past 4 days.

Last week I had a headache that came and went for about 4 days straight too

>>Taking time off work = termination in my case
Imagine living in a country where this is legal...
Just keep going to work and infect the entire company. Its their own fucking fault.

KYS before it spreads
And put me in your will

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There has never been a more incompetent government elected in a western society such as this one. When leafs tell you they’re dumb, they’re really fucking dumb. Read: woman

you can't shit test medical workers in america they will let you die

you're on their time and they have books of laws protecting them

Same bro holy fuck
Once I get coronavirus I'm going clubbing

OP is a leaf

Sounds like you have already infected your work, but to be fair, I cant say I blame you, most people who have a job will go in sick if it means they might get fired. Not sure what to tell you but millions of people are going to be going through what you are going through right now in the coming weeks. If you are young, you'll be fine.

Fuck I was in the city today for a supply/ammo run.
Feel like shit. Did anyone hear about that bitch who works at a bank and they shut it down, sent everyone home on leave.

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canada is insane. they still haven't restricted flights. my worry is there could be a flood of invasion coming in from the north soon

you're right
I'm worried stay safe japan bro

start taking PrEP user

Video tape yourself walking into grocery stores while looking I'll and yell something like "oh MAN, I sure dont feel good...hopefully I dont have the CORONA VIRUS!" while coughing and sneezing on the produce. Afterwards, upload the footage somewhere and post a link to it here.

Thanks in advance.

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>Taking time off work = termination in my case
How can americans live that way?

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i say get them all sick lmao

Well the media has me convinced you're going to die a bloody and painful death, and it will spread and kill your entire family, and extended family, and your best friend and his dog too. Rough luck pal.

liquid diet, try fasting. do not fucking touch carbs or sugar, they increase inflammation. god speed

I was shocked today but the number of fucking morons just shopping for disinfectants and cleaning supplies today. Also toilet paper.
Literally why??
Forget the food. Fuck it.

OP probably works retail or some other similarly shit dead-end job, where everyone is basically disposable, because requires zero skills beyond having a pulse

you need to IV vitamin c 50,000mg

california is mega compromised fyi. i posted a few days back, the usa has only tested a few hundred cases across the entire fucking country. cant have an outbreak if youre not counting

It should be illegal to get fired because of sickness absence. You're lying, Canada is supposed to be 1st world country, this can't be true.

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>50000mg of Vitamin C will cure herpes and hiv

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Pussy. Go wander around and go to work.

>Canada is supposed to be 1st world country
hohoho