I am the overlord of Earth and Mars from 2056. I just want to thank you guys for your help with my ascendance. Sorry to let you know but many of you are going to die of covid-19, I hope you find peace.in your last days. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
Long time no see Yas Forums
How to heal a new cancer in your body when too scared to visit a hospital? Please, I beg you
What currency is most popular in 2056?
Which party takes the place of the Democratic Party after it killed itself?
How much salt to put in water when making spaghetti?
Proton therapy didn't become widespread until my late 20s so you're a little early, sorry.
Try fasting for a whole month, only consuming water and supplements or try to get involved in that.
What’s the deal with Antarctica?
When is the war with China?
>from the cheap seats of an airbus a310
>overlord of Earth and Mars
Is your name Elon?
My reptile friend died, how do i bring him back OP. I'm lonely,
I set the world currency to use the American dollar pegged to 1,000 kilowatts of electricity.
Nothing, I abolished political parties in my first year as leader.
Was a garbage cook back then. Still a garbage cook now.
>I abolished political parties in my first year as leader.
What year is that?
Will people be happy in the future?
Does everyone use the metric system in 2056?
Cancer is a virus you can only rid it by removing the energy from all your bodies.
Then, you must take apricot seed pill to shrink tumor them carry on with live
K? do you successfully develop mining to do this?
covid survival factor? what do ayys look like, and finally, what is the relationship between consciousness and the fractal nature of reality?
why is predictive programming?
Will not getting Covid do me any good? Or does everyone get it and some survive and pass on genetic immunity?
Some precious metals are there but nothing special.
Yes but not how you expect it. Covid-19 leads to Xi's death and a 4 way civil war in China between loyalists in zhili and Manchuria, separatist in the west and south, Republicans in the east, and an absolute monsterous dictator pops up in Shanghai.
No, something is going to happen to him soon. I'd short TSLA.
how hard was the chimpout from normies after the (((powers that be))) decided to finally announce the addition of P to the LGBT?
What should I invest in now if I want to be crazy rich in the future?
is there ever the video game "half life 3"
asst overlord here - we're sorry Hannah, that's beyond our power. just know that God loves you and so does Yas Forums.
Nice digits.
When do we get to Mars? Anything interesting there or is it just a dead planet with its only true value being our nearest neighbor? Are we able to establish a colony?
I'm about to start uni. What should I major in now to help me thrive in the coming future?
checked.
do future people know which religion describes the afterlife/G-d most accurately (and if so what)?
what are the big scientific breakthroughs of the next 30 years?
omg i frorgot about it
ya they never made it heh
raw milk fast, mix some olive oil into it in a glass
dont shower and dont use fluoride
because precious bodily liquids
2036
I hope people are happier, I've based my regime's values on improving the life of the modern man and aquiring freedom in hopes of reaching humanity's full potential.
I've sent predominantly Americans to colonize Mars, so no.
I started a business based on procurement of commodities with the money I made from shorting the crash from covid-19 so yes but I won't get into details to avert a time paradox.
16% fatality, over 1 billion people die and then it goes away. I've yet to run into aliens and I hope we never do run into ayys. I don't know, I'm just a really great businessman and statesman.
Everyone catches it within the next 2 years. You'll either die or survive.
>2036
What takes you so long? Why not save us now?
will we ever genetically engineer Abraham Lincoln so he can be mayor of the martian capital?
>allot of you are going to die from covid-19
I knew pol was full of boomers but damn I din't know it was THAT bad future user.
>2036
Who are the U.S. presidents between now and the start of your reign?
Since you have time travel, who were the Sea Peoples responsible for the Bronze Age Collapse?
>If you have any questions feel free to ask.
Give me info on the Gold Treaty.
At what number does human population bottom-out?
If you're from the future do you know what I'm going to ask before I ask it?
Is marijuana based?
It never happens. Just make a fan mod.
We go there because I find it to be humanity's natural progression. Just as it was for the Europeans to explore the new world it is natural foran to terraform and colonize Mars. There's no real intrinsic value to it except that I believe that it can be terraformed and be great for agricultural production as a Savannah like planet. Setting up the first Martian colony is actually where I made my fortune.
Engineering, anything experimental with biology/medical or finance. If not, don't go.
Nah people still have multiple religions that doesn't really change. Islam becomes noticable in western Europe. Catholicism booms in China and oddly enough resurges in Iran and Iraq.
We move up the kardeshev scale with nuclear fusion reactors, modern farming techniques takes off, laser weapons become a thing, AI goes crazy and I had to outlaw it.
Are you able to show us pictures from the Martian colony? I agree that it’s humanity’s next step and our manifest destiny to conquer the stars. How do we terraform it though? Today in 2020 it’s totally inhospitable, even more so than they most remote places on Earth. Is the answer to go underground and use hydroponic farms until we can build an atmosphere? How do we even build an atmosphere on Mars?
K. What are tomorrow night’s powerball numbers then?
larper, the earth is flat
What edition is D&D on in 2056? I like 5e, is that the perfected system and future systems are worse? Or does it get better?
I’ll add this question.. I live near the epicenter of Covid19 in USA. How do we burgers fare against it? Any tips you can share so that my wife, daughter and I can make it through?
How does Better Call Saul end?
Because right now I am just starting my first job and don't really have any money or gravitas to my name. Julius Caesar didn't become dictator of Rome until the end of his life and his successor at first didn't even feel he was up to the task.
Not going to tell all for fear of a time paradox but Kanye West and Taylor swift both run briefly and top out and I thought I was fucking hilarious at the time.
We don't know but think it was a disease followed by incompetent bureaucracy. In other words: human nature.
That's none of your business.
5.7 billion.
That's not how time travel works.
it's ok. Knock yourself out.
>5.7 billion.
Still too many.
>That's not how time travel works.
How does it work?
Weak larp faggot.
>weak larp faggot
I like this larp, faggot.
What's your favorite anime and why?
Bitcoin price, roughly how high does it go before 2022? Don't claim time paradox on this one plz.
In order to terraformars we need to do 4 things:
1. Find water or make water. This is taken care of
2. Strengthen the electromagnetic field
3. Ge the nitrogen cycle going in the soil after removing toxins from it.
4. Create an athmosphere.
I can't share anything much on it's progress but I'll tell you you're on the right path with hydroponics farms (although aeroponics and aquaponics has more potential). Check out permaculture and I advise purchasing some land in Nevada. Building an athmosphere on Mars won't be much of an issue once we are able to build an electromagnetic Field to keep the atmosphere from floating away from Mars.
You're going to get it. Just keep good hygiene and keep getting vitamin C as well as probiotics.
I barely remember how breaking bad ended. I haven't followed a television series in a long time.
Fuck off then, go post another bbc thread leaf.
Nice digits again.
Building an artificial electromagnetic field to hold in the atmosphere is an interesting idea. I’d love there to be a “second earth” here in our solar system.
I did actually stock up on several months worth of VitaminC. I don’t want anything bad to happen to my wife and daughter.
If you use a nuclear reactor to power a up a centrifuge it will spin really, really fast.
Great numbers. If we consider the Boondocks anime it's that and because I like the humor and commentary on post 9/11 America for the first 3 seasons.
13,000. I don't need to avoid a time paradox because Bitcoin is not the future of crypto.
This a larp but I'll bite. If this was real you'd more than likely be Bigelow.
Good luck user. Hope you have superior genetics.
Any cities I should stay out of on any specific dates?
I'm glad to hear. Family is always important. Glad your priorities are in the right place and I hope you all make it.
Which race wins the race war?
And if you had to pick a japanese anime? Which particular ones would you consider your favorites and why?
If Bigelow ever panned out, people would have been praying that it would go public like SpaceX. But it didn't pan out.
Stay out of Dallas for 4th of July 2021 and avoid Chicago for a couple of years.
Tell me, is the oracle problem solved in 2056? What’s the state of bitcoin in 2056?
>2021
A terrorist attack during the Trump years?