/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1682 - I want to lick corona-chan’s feet edition

Reddit has this weird inherent misunderstanding of statistics in that they believe if something has a low probability it is impossible and can be ignored
You see it with Trump and Brexit’s polling and you see it here. ‘Ah we’re all young we’ll all be fine’. Also the way that the west has handled terrorism for the last decade or so means that its seen as enlightened, intelligent and cool to just ignore the potential threat and call anyone who gets worried a fearmongering racist, which is exactly what they did with corona. They are so docile and oversocialised that they will literally go to the grave telling you not to worry and quoting cancer statistics

No set up yet, spent my welfare check on this prep though

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Shit blizzard

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Can we get the progression of OPs pic I need it... for reasons. Or was 90k the first one.

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they're pushing this too hard. once the nothingburgers start dying slow horrible deaths in quarantine you will see impotent rage bloom then become moderated away from the propaganda gateways.

I thought the stores selling out was a meme. I just made a beer run to walmart and all of the cleaning supplies shelves are empty. wtf

Based

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Anybody noticing a chocolate bar shortage in Canada? I feel like the ports are shutting down

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>meets up with the stuff the rats are carrying
My god the absolute state of cvg
This is like the sixth time I’ve seen someone who thinks viruses can team up with each other like some kind of fucking power ranger
If you still want to be retarded at least be scientifically accurate and start panicking over mutations or something
Jesus Christ

A short but healthy life before you starve to death or die from the virus seeking more food.

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Marlon get off Yas Forums if that’s you.
Based to see a fellow Publix user though, I have no idea how it hasn’t hit Nogland New Orleans yet, but fate has decided to go after my family in Miami first.

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what are you talking about? i bought like 20kg of dark chocolate fruit and nut mix bars along with my 50 cases of deenz the other day

"18 viruses previously unknown to mankind"+1

So--viruses can't mutate and take on attributes of other viruses. Once a virus is born it stays the same until it dies. Wuflu isn't a "chimera virus" that has attributes of HIV, Dengue, along with the mommy and daddy virus SARS...nope it's just the flu bro.

Viruses absolutely can recombine. I certainly hope you are not in any profession related.
>hey virus I like your shoes
ok take them but I want your shirt
>here you go, say that's a nice belt...

a whole new monster is born.

I AM READY!

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>doi.org/10.31219/osf.io/usztn
those are some gay ass looking ingredients for tacos

My local shoppers drug mart and mal mart in Ottawa are completely out of cadbury bars and mars bars and it's PISSING ME OFF

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I know right? What if Wuflu decides it likes the bleeding attribute of Seoul Hantavires? OR decides it wants more of that Dengue? We are already getting co-infections between Wuflu and dengue.

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Ready for what?

what are those filters on the gasmask?
are you sure they are suitable for bilogical particulate?

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Is this some kind of meme?

get the 400g waterbridge bars from wallymart, really good and like 3.99. check out dollarama they have cadbury and mars bars usually 2 for 1

The pic is from austin powers but im serious about my words

This.

Adding information to this thread is not helping. This place is for shitposting.

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potential riots and shit. i can almost guarantee you that once the police and military forces become too weak to maintain order, that there will be a breakdown of law, and you will see people looting and shit. home invasions. robberies. etc. you have to be prepared for the worst.
the filters are brand new, unexpired, mestel safety 40mm filters, which are pretty much good for anything.

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Dude those mil spec masks stop saren gas
I think he'll be fine

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You fat bastard.

i also have a hazma.. -coof- i mean, coofer suit too.

Sorry lads, carry on
I have zero intention of leaving my house, but if trouble comes to me--well then.

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>Dude those mil spec masks stop saren gas
>I think he'll be fine
the activated charcoal absorbs the sarin gas, but a mask has to be rated to stop particulates to be able to kill the virus. that, and/or be peppered with something like copper which inactivates a lot of viruses.

Boys, it looks like she's evolving. She's gaining power. It's appearing like she's becoming more virulent and possibly lingering asymptomatic even longer.

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.03.20030833v1

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I meant the candy bars. You actually have a shortage of them?

Bought a few of these bad boys, as well as extra vitamins, when should I start taking this shit?

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Thank you my fellow leaf, may you trickle between the teeth of the rake

thats not how it works, unfortounately.
gas =/= biological particulate.

gas filters usually aren't suitable for biological contaminants.

should have researched better, bro.

When you feel the slightest symptoms of sickness. I usually start when the throat starts to feel a little scratchy.

Wtf bros, confirmed cases in Colorado. My state is literally surrounded by corona. What do bros?

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Quick question anyone have that image that showed all those disease movies? Looking for something to watch

Now. This shit is already here. Positive cases means it's been circulating and it has proliferated even further. If you have 1 positive case there's at least hundreds of asymptomatic incubating

>First case in Nebraska.
>State basketball games are this weekend and next weekend.

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I live in queens and there's a rat nest around the corner in the dirt under a tree. Rats funnel out of it during the day and night like fucking ants. It's insane. Rats here don't fucking care about shit, they will run over your feet in broad daylight. My wife is scared to shit of them, I just kick them into orbit.

I think they should be good. They are multipurpose gas and particulate filters.

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How much vitamin c did you guys buy

I know I won't be leaving here, with you

pandemic

The shelves for them were empty, the only ones left were the raisin and fruit mixed ones. it's 1am but i will take some pics tomorrow and post in one of these threads

I see I'm not the only one with a breast expansion fetish.

Gotta inject that shit.

All those greens are going to go bad in a week. How are people this stupid?

DELET THIS!

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>he's just now catching up to the vitamin c game
ishygddt