/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1682 - Plaguelands Edition

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youtu.be/aCAiJO-83-E

FUCK PAJEET!!!!

news.detik.com/berita/d-4928663/muhammadiyah-lawan-corona-dengan-dr-corona

we're fighting corona with corona

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,672 (3,070) ► International 21,282 (420): S. Korea 7,076 (45) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 4,636 (197) D. Princess 696 (6) France 653 (9) Japan 420 (6) Spain 400 (6) USA 309 (16) Switzerland 214 (1) UK 164 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 63 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Iraq 40 (3) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 670 Norway 151 Sweden 136 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Malaysia 83 Austria 66 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Canada 51 Greece 45 Iceland 43 India 31 UAE 29 Denmark 23 Lebanon 22 Israel 21 Czechia 19 Ireland 123 Algeria 17 Vietnam 17 Oman 16 Palestine 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Brazil 13 Ecuador 13 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Georgia 9 Romania 9 Slovenia 8 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 S. Arabia 5 Chile 5 Poland 5 Indonesia 11 Argentina 8 N. Zealand 4 Senegal 4 Hungary 4 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Dom. Rep. 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 C. Rica 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1 Colombia 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +167 (+30) S. Korea +309 (+1) Iran +1,234 (+16) Italy +778 (+49) France +230 (+2) Spain +118 (+3) USA +98 (+2) UK +48 (+1) Netherlands +46 (+1) Germany +125 Japan +56 Switzerland +94 Sweden +42 Singapore +13 Norway +57 Belgium +59 Malaysia +28 Australia +3 Bahrain +5 Austria +23 Canada +14 Thailand +1 Taiwan +1 Greece +14 Iceland +8 India +1 UAE +1 S. Marino +2 Denmark +3 Lebanon +6 Israel +4 Czechia +7 Ireland +10 Vietnam +1 Palestine +9 Egypt +12 Finland +3 Brazil +5 Portugal +4 Russia +6 Argentina +6 Croatia +1 Qatar +3 Estonia +5 Romania +3 Slovenia +2 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Chile +1 Poland +4 Indonesia +9 Macedonia +2 Bosnia +1 Dom. Rep. +1 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Vatican +1 Peru +1 Serbia +1 Slovakia +1 Togo +1 Colombia +1 C. Rica +1 Total +3,634 (+109)

UTAH IS INFECTED

THEY ARE USING THE HONOR SYSTEM THAT THE SICK GUY WONT LEAVE

HES A BOOMER AND HIS WIFE IS STILL GOING TO CHURCH BUYING GROCERIES AND ALL THAT.

ITS BEEN A PLEASURE LADS THIS SHIT IS FINALLY HOME

ksl.com/article/46726574/first-coronavirus-case-diagnosed-in-utah-hours-after-governor-declares-state-of-emergency

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Archive.is sucks

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China has killed off or detained all the whistleblowers, streamers, journalist in their country, complete total media black out like south african apartheid era.

We don't know how bad its got over there except Japan has reported black rain of organic matter which means thousands of chinks have been incinerated.

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Just read 241674007. If I have a chunk of cash sitting in a bank what should I dump it in to protect myself? Euros?

no chance this thing isn't all over India

fuggggggg its over isnt it

You were fucked the day you were born a spic

Even the paper towels are gone

thankfully I’m a genius and just put quarters into the newspaper vending machines taking the whole stack to wipe my ass with, better hurry up before those run out as well

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why scrape it out my friend

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>We don't know how bad its got over there except Japan has reported black rain of organic matter which means thousands of chinks have been incinerated.

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As a NEET I've been training my whole life for this. It's finally our time to shine.

Indians say otherwise. And we know those subhumans never lie

liquor and weed, the true universal currencies

It's colourized now?
Excellent work, drawfags.

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fukken brutal. I bet the hikkineets are loving it

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feels good being a fatass NEET

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Wow, rude.

Hmmm...

Reminder that the infection map for the usa is actually just a "who did testing" map.
New Mexico has 0 cases even though they are surrounded by states with the infected. Why? Cause they only have done 16 tests.
All of America is infected, with each state having a minimum of several thousand infected. We only have a few states that either has not tested enough or tested the wrong people.

A terrible virus melted on the peoples of the East and the West; it cruelly mistreated the nations, carried off a large part of this generation, entrained and destroyed the finest results of civilization. It appeared when the empires were in a period of decadence and approaching the end of their existence; it shattered their forces, dampened their vigor, weakened their power, to the point that they were threatened with complete destruction. The cultivation of the land stopped for lack of men; the cities were depopulated, the buildings fell into ruin, the roads were erased, the monuments disappeared; the houses, the villages, remained without inhabitants; nations and tribes lost their strength, and the whole cultivated land changed in appearance.

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>“He has been asymptomatic, meaning he hasn’t shown any symptoms from the time he even tested positive, and so there is no risk from him transmitting to others, especially since he is on home isolation,” Dunn said.
didn't anons make a big fuss that it's still contagious while asymptomatic? What's the deal?

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Is outbreak worth the watch? I have a hard-on for post-apoc and it doesn't even feature it.

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Seattle here and it’s getting bad guys

Military patrolling the streets with

mfw so many cremations it rains human ashes

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wtf 100+ infections in the us in a short period???

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reposting from other thread

Today I will remind them--that guy predicted all of it. The first lockdowns happening in Italy. The stock market crash. The R0 of 6 not 3 like WHO said. The sheer amount of spin, lies and bullshit from every politician, economist, WHO, CDC, all trying to downplay it. The virus mutating into more lethal forms. Biomed going up and all other stocks going down with flight to safe havens like gold and bonds. The unstoppable spread. The higher lethality rate than was reported.

I can't think of anything at all he was even wrong about. He's like our Bruce Willis from 12 Monkeys. The worst part is, is that he also predicted a lot of the bad things still yet to come like out of Revelations including every major city in the world having sustained epidemics in the city centers and the wu cold (because it's not a flu, it's a cold you dumb faggots, the wuhan virus is a relative of colds not influenza) mutating into something super deadly once it hits Brazilian cities.

The user told us about all of this and that we should bunker down the moment we hear about it reaching cities in Brazil. Speaking of which, how many cases are there in Brazil now?
>worrying intensifies

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Friendly reminder:
NONE CAN CONTAIN US
Not the chinks not gooks or japs and CERTAINLY not mutt creatures

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Imagine how sore and tender your asshole will be after wiping your ass with newspaper after two days

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maybe NEETS will inherit the earth but then die due to HOW USELESS YOU ALL ARE TO SOCIETY HAHAHAHAHAHAH

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/covid19-coronavirus-13-cases-largest-single-day-spike-mar-6-12509246
>largest single-day spike
fug :DDD

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Now you know how I felt a week ago
>Oregon has its first case of coronavirus
>no known travel or contact with traveler
>works at a school

This! China is hiding millions of bodies, and the only reason it's not happening anywhere else like Japan and Korea is because of the 6 month incubation period.
Just wait 2 more weeks gaiz!!!

buy yourself a gun and some ammo.

>Alot of infections in my country they cant trace back to a known source anymore
Yep it's over.

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BAHAHAHAHA, imagine living in America:
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/us-hospitals-shockingly-unprepared-for-coronavirus-new-report-reveals/news-story/387c12bbcdcede8a75a3aa2cfcc42165

A nurse in the United States, who is sick and in isolation, has made explosive claims that she was denied a coronavirus test because health authorities didn’t believe she had the infection. That’s despite massive shortfalls in protective equipment for medical personnel.
Even when health officials were persuaded that she could have come into contract with the virus, she was told she would have to wait in line behind those who had more severe symptoms because the testing kits were so scarce. She likened the response to getting a “ticket at the deli counter” rather than trying to clamp down on a potential pandemic.

This article was published on medium earlier today: medium.com/@sesrenaconference/chinas-coronavirus-numbers-are-suspicious-68d4e2b6be6d

The Chinese National Health Commission's website (from which the data was sourced) is now down, at least for me: nhc.gov.cn/

Can anyone else access the site, or has it been taken offline?

This paper (see pic, DOI 10.26717) published by three Wuhan scientists, back up the pneumonia figures.

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Also proves that kikes are lying about holohoax no country reported black rain

stfu you stupid faggot. italy death rate matches china and they arnt hiding anything. go buy more rice faggot

>even in death, we must pollute

Admirable of the Chinese.

Homeland security meeting confirmed asymtomatic transmission. Virus is all over your throat and lungs

Why do redditors refuse to stock up on food and mock people for prepping? People shouldn't be out shopping the more this spreads in a few weeks. What's so bad about having neccessities that last more rhan suggested (health dept recommends 2 weeks for self quarantine.)
I cannot understand how being well prepared is getting people to mock others and be woefully unprepared. Just wash your hands is terrible advice alone.

Cant wait for this week br0z

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The church where the most recent case in NC goes said the same shit. It's sheer incompetence, they don't know what they're fucking talking about.

2 CONFIRMED CASES IN PRO ISRAEL AIPAC CONFERENCE!!!. GOVERMENT OFFICIALS LIKE THE US VICE ATTENDED IT.

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/06/politics/aipac-two-people-new-york-coronavirus-conference/index.html

We've actually started testing it seems. Panic soon. Prepare accordingly.

Chink wagie collapsed while at work in a factory

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1236156517386039297

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God damn monkey

I WANT TO COOM INSIDE PLEAGUE-CHAN!

13, according to dis map right here
arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

>just put quarters into the newspaper vending machines taking the whole stack to wipe my ass with

Unironically based

Spent the last few hours cleaning laundry, putting in all my water, food and tp.
12 months worth.
Have drain in there.
Literally don't have to leave a single room for a year.
Normies are going to die en masse.

>we
there is no we you idiot. get a fucking life and kys. this isn’t reddit. lock yourself in a cage and toss the key right now so the rest of the world doesn’t have to deal with you again .

Oh, no...no...
There is no saving you now.

Obviously he was an Iranian/Italian immigrant.
Chinese are virus free, friend.

this world deserves to end

fuckin amazing innit. even at sheer fucking incompetence we're #1

What is the page to create it?

>BAHAHAHAHA, imagine living in America:

Mate, we are more fucked here. Idiots are going ahead with Moomba festival - up to a million idiots spreading this virus.

Why are you cunts using the yank thread who doesnt update the OP or the numbers

Cerno implying the Jews are spreading Corona to all 50 states, a white supremacist trope about Jews poisoning water supplies to murder Christians when will the ADL condemn?

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if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

but there will be no tendies if boomer mom dies

podt your set-up

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Potential good news

>"'When tested on SARS-CoV-2 isolated from a patient, camostat blocked the entry of the virus into lung cells, noted the researchers.'

>Study lead author Markus Hoffmann added: 'We have tested SARS-CoV-2 isolated from a patient and found that camostat mesilate blocks entry of the virus into lung cells.'

>'Our results suggest that camostat mesilate might also protect against COVID-19. This should be investigated in clinical trials.'"

German source: rnd.de/gesundheit/coronavirus-mogliches-medikament-von-forschern-identifiziert-FZXKQDXB2ZAGXHQR7U3LBKFNOM.html

English Source: pharmaceutical-technology.com/news/german-researchers-covid-19-drug/

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In Galveston TX. 19

Had a 100 degree fever last night, dry cough and stuffy nose (but I normally have a stuffy nose bc of perpetual allergies thanks to stupid tree in the backyard)

Was diagnosed with flu b but am concerned it might be coronavirus considering they aren’t testing for it. Haven’t travelled anywhere other than church in Galveston and cousins church in Houston. Should I be concerned

Also now my mom is coughing. She is a dormant carrier of TB. Could coronavirus cause it to activate?

See

I wonder how far it could have spread before he was quarantined.

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On Netflix? It's decent, but not amazing.

I’m watching “world news tonight with David Muir “with my parents and it’s a scary as fuckkk. I’m tripping off a tab right now and my mom that was calling me a schizo 2 weeks ago wants to go to the market tommorow morning fucking aye man

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What society? If NEETs inherit the earth then that means the normies, ergo, society, is dead.
Retard

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>exposed skin
bro

>pic

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It's already over 108k now, I checked it after an hour and it went up 10 in that time, it is wildfire.

>Kike Cernovich
>Hoping for pandemic
Wow what a surprise.

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we really deserve death

>onion production
>miniature ponies
Post hands

Well, improvisation is always key.
If it works...it works.

>Cerno implying the Jews are spreading Corona to all 50 states,

'minature ponies' tab.

/general/ threads are unironically cancer.
Just like /ptg/, where any criticism of Trump instantly gets you labelled as a shill, here if you even ask:
>hey, if China is hiding millions of bodies
>how come other countries are following similar patterns to their numbers?
You get met with:
>FUCK OFF SHILL
>HOW MUCH IS THE CCP PAYING YOU?
>JUST WAIT 2 MORE MONTHS BRO

Seriously, /general/s attract the most extreme schitzos about whatever the topic is.
The truth is that yes, coronavirus is something to be concerned about. But no, not every schitzo who claims there are billions dead or that the world is ending is correct. Doomers are the ones who are actually driving people away from taking this seriously, because your claims are so cartoonish and out of line with reality.
Remember the meme chart that predicted we would have millions dead by now?

Can my state just get Pozzed now, not knowing is so much more stressful than knowing. We already had some faggot leave dc and infect another country, I know it’s here

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It hasnt been an epidemic in those countries since november like it has with china
Look at korea and japans numbers, far lower population sizes than china after a mere month or so
Its 2 months delayed in those nations

Considering what they're doing (who in the hell would trust their words but not their deeds?) everything in China is very very bad.
How EXACTLY bad - well...
Even 1-2 mil deaths don't seem so unrealistic.
You will not shut down your country just because of 80k infected.

lol youll melt from the sun once you step outside

I've eaten so many vitamin c gummies over the past three days

i dont know who to believe :(

Same, my dad called me an idiot getting worked up over nothing a few weeks ago and 2 days ago he called me what to get and stock up on.

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>the chinese national health commission's website is down
Is china a kill?

those are way too tasty

You know viruses are not alive right?
You are jerking it to a rock.

>good news
we don’t want good news. we want cival collapse. i want to stand above the normies and watch them go hungry as i eat my prep. because i browsed paul. then finally i will feel alive and worthy. i will then feel validated in my existence.

$0.02 has been deposited in your account.

Yep, saw the news yesterday, couldn’t believe that bitch said it on TV.
I don’t get it. There must be something big (((they))) know but we don’t.

Davis county. Fuck that's close. Close to Hill as well.

Houston has been informed that 2 weeks ago, someone coofed during Ash Wednesday. Christcucks BTFO

chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Church-warns-of-possible-exposure-to-coronavirus-15112624.php

>Potentially all of congress, if not the government, is infected

10/10 thank you corona-chan. Even if you take me, I can say with confidence that it's a worthy sacrifice.

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I'm expecting at least a dozen cases in NC clustered around Raleigh/Durham by the end of next week. The Raleigh case was walking around for 10 days before he was tested and ate at a public restaurant. It's extremely unlikely that we aren't sitting on top of a time bomb.

So far I've watched Virus (1995), Contagion, Virus (1980) and 12 monkies and I'm looking for more to watch. I'll give it a look-see.

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I got a few cans buried but I’m living in California literally near la . I’m so fucked bros

UKRAINE happening

google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-51581805

lol you're still retarded