I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

based schizo poster

Gee I wonder what group of people this article came from. Definitely not commie cucks paid by ((()))

I got a hearty chuckle from this thread. Good bantz.

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>your immune system kinks in the minute you emulate close contact with a female to protect you from all of her nastiness
kek, based evolution dropping red pills

masturbation depletes zinc
>Zinc deficiency is associated with increased colds and flu, chronic fatigue, depression, acne, low birth weight babies, learning problems and poor school performance in children, among others

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

TUG AND RUB GANG RISE UP

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>realizing that you ARE the cheat code

>BIG THINK

memes become real

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if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

Actually Julia Heiman is her name.

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This is bullshit. I feel drained after I spank my little man.

only if you have a foreskin

Guess I'll stop jacking off then.

thats not really relevant to the immune system or white blood cell count

>mfw corona-chan wipes out the nofappers and coomers inherit the earth.

>kinsey institute
no more need be read

>white blood cell count
>white
Could we somehow make use of this and the kungflu to get rid of pc idiots?

IM COOMING MY WAY OUT OF THIS PANDEMIC

Imagine actually going to the gym and lifting weights or going outside and running when cooming literally have the same effect.

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Stronger than superman

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Hope you give your parents/family the sniffles so you can enjoy watching them coof painfully till they coof their final coof.

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Checks out. I coom 4 times a day on average and flu like symptoms just disappear instead of developing into proper illnesses.

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based and jesuspilled

>mfw coomers are the only people who survive the Corona-chan plague of 2020

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If masturbation did all that no guy would ever get sick.

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it's true iv'e been cooming daily for years and the last time i was actually sick was in january of 2019.

is big think a subsidiary of mindgeek?

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How fucking exploiting. My god.

I've done it, with the power of hentai

Yeah it was really weird I'm basically a cooler but when I was in the height of food poisoning the other day my sick wasn't having it

100% this. When I chronically masturbate, I feel like shit; rundown, weak, depressed. It's no coincidence that that's also when I'm more prone to illness. The times I've gone months without masturbating are the times I feel immune to fucking everything (also never been sick on nofap, despite being constantly surrounded by sick people during flu season).

Just buy a zinc buttplug, problem solved

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You need to coom to prevent coofs.

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So if you masturbate with another person that probably quadruples your immune systems getting pregnant must make you a immunity super saiyan

If I submerge in my own semen, the virus can not contact me because it's airborn. I'm going to rub it until it blisters and falls off.

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This

We need a double blind trial. One group jerking off multiple times a day for a month and another abstinent

Then challenge both groups with a cold virus and see the outcome

t. fat roastie

why waste your cummies when you can drink it up and get your nutrients back?

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Jesus fucking Christus...

Imagine if everybody but Yas Forums anons died. Fuck, we'd all be the normies then. who would be the spergs? What board would be the social outcasts in society then?

It's a damn shame Corona-chan turns the immune system against the host.

I always do it when I'm sick and it makes me feel better

based a masskillerpilled

all i need is friction

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COOMING WILL SAVE ME BROS
WISH ME LUCK

Yas Forums would be the spergs
how is this even a question

Fapping weakens the immune system though

/thread

I'M COOMING AAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNGNNGNGNG SPLLLOOOOOOOOG

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