/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1681 - Modern Pestilence Edition

i'd smack a bitch too if she didn't leave me a single roll of toilet paper on the shelf

Anyone not afraid?

youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA

It's so crazy to me that there's still people out there calling others selfish for buying goods right now. Honestly really glad so many like that exist. This thing is going to keep ramping up. If you're Black or Northern European you're safe. A lot of Central Americans too. Arabs and Asians need to really watch out

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

>two threads

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Hilarious that people are buying toilet paper and not food

If you run out of toilet paper just clean yourself up in the shower after you take a shit
Pretty simple
For all of human history until very recently people didn’t have toilet paper

At no point in history have people gone without food and not died
Literally a requirement of life

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

>everyone could be infected
>touch people while prepping for said virus
Did we already reach pic related? Is clown world worse than we thought? How the fuck did we survive on this level till now?

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...

Soon.

maybe some dudes Is now buying gold but i have THIS 5-7 KG KGS OF URUGUAYAN NIKELS (my country stop using the since 2000 i think)

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uh- guys we were uhh t-totally joking about wanting it to come to our city.... right?

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Proof? Mexico has 5 cases no deaths yet
Asking because I’m a spic

Huh? Gary?!
youtube.com/watch?v=J5NXTMTQZEI&t=1541s

>14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
that contradicts what you just said

Yes

>checked
melt them and forge something sharp

when someone gets reinfected the recovery value gets 1 less?

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>Black or Northern Europeans are safe
This is all bullshit. Just because Europe hasn't gotten bad yet or that Africa isn't reporting doesn't mean they are safe from it.

anyone got a link to the black guy spraying the chink on the subway?

The rest of texas did too desu

This thing semi worries me. It could all end up being nothing but I've never seen so many things get cancelled like this, nor have I seen the amount of people pulsating in the streets. People arrested for posting vids, etc. Crazy shit

Wire them together and make a suit of armor

2 deaths in Florida according to news on tv

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germany has 600+cases and no deaths

Exactly my thought. Austin has a homeless problem too.

plz i have to see this

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Meh, im gonna trade whit this, Also i dont have a forge

spain has 400 cases and 8 deaths.

But for how long?

Jerry Hlaalu

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Is there a presser in Utah right now? Anyone got a link to a livestream?

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Based panicked idiot

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

WHITEOIDS ARE GOING EXTINCT. WHY ARE CUMSKINS SO WEAK?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hope everyone from New York living here dies

Europe has over 7000 cases and its only the meds that are dropping like flies.

Nikel amor, the only problems that all the nikels are heavy as shit

>Lexington

it’s over for bluegrasscels

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>India

lmao

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Yes
Yes
We hide and shit post every day while stockpiling weapons

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We are run by far left fanatics and spineless opportunists that also told us that the refugees are all children and women

>not realizing that was our plan all along
Heil coofler!

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same

Trips determine first celebrity death to nCoV.

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>WHITEOIDS ARE GOING EXTINCT.
source? nobody is doing better than the white european countries.

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Why are you talking to an animal?

You will never be white niggers.

>Not reporting deaths means they aren't happening
Riddle me this. If Iranians are getting hit incredibly hard but nations which have a large arab population and are spreading infections like crazy aren't reporting death numbers like Iran?

So either they aren't reporting the deaths or enough time has no passed for the deaths to really start happening.

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k.reeves

I believe it

So close

Todd Howard

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Finally the eternal struggle between NEETs and wagies will be resolved. Wagies will all get fired or Coronaded. NEETs will emerge from their bunkers and rape their corpses.

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DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH!

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Washington reporting in. You are fucked. If 1 person has it, expect that number to be at 100 in 7 days. This just means thousands around you atm are spreading it and have no idea.
> Seattle is normie land.
> 7 days since infection
> Another 7 for complete panick.
Mfw I haven't ate or drank anything outside my prepper stash

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Does anyone go to these anymore?

Nope.
Okay bye, happeningniggers

in case anybody missed this beautiful post from last thread.

I"m so ready for global pandemic where the worst that will happen to me is a coof with extremely severe global economic consequences.

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