/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1681

► Detected: 101,848 ► Died: 3,484

>NEWS
US prepares for millions of hospitalizations
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Macron says epidemic unstoppable in France
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French lawmaker tests positive
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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Indonesia police seizes 60,000 masks
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
doi.org/10.31219/osf.io/usztn

Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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>REMINDER
WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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>LATEST CASES
03:25: First two deaths reported in Florida.
02:48: 11 new cases in Austria.
02:44: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:27: First case in Hawaii. Former passenger of the Grand Princess cruise ship.
00:03: 1 new case in Bergen County, New Jersey, United States.
23:57: 1 new case in Rhode Island, United States.
23:54: 6 new cases in Colorado. At least five have recently traveled abroad.
23:45: 1 new case in Douglas County, Nebraska, United States. This is the first case in Nebraska. Patient recently returned from England.

>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,672 (3,070) ► International 21,282 (420): S. Korea 7,076 (45) Iran 4,747 (124) Italy 4,636 (197) D. Princess 696 (6) France 653 (9) Japan 420 (6) Spain 400 (6) USA 309 (16) Switzerland 214 (1) UK 164 (2) Netherlands 128 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 63 (2) Thailand 48 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Iraq 40 (3) S. Marino 23 (1) Philippines 5 (1) Germany 670 Norway 151 Sweden 136 Singapore 130 Belgium 109 Malaysia 83 Austria 66 Bahrain 60 Kuwait 58 Canada 51 Greece 45 Iceland 43 India 31 UAE 29 Denmark 23 Lebanon 22 Israel 21 Czechia 19 Ireland 123 Algeria 17 Vietnam 17 Oman 16 Palestine 16 Egypt 15 Finland 15 Brazil 13 Ecuador 13 Portugal 13 Russia 13 Croatia 11 Qatar 11 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Georgia 9 Romania 9 Slovenia 8 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Pakistan 6 S. Arabia 5 Chile 5 Poland 5 Indonesia 11 Argentina 8 N. Zealand 4 Senegal 4 Hungary 4 Macedonia 3 Bosnia 3 Dom. Rep. 2 Luxembourg 2 Morocco 2 C. Rica 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Cameroon 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Peru 1 Serbia 1 Slovakia 1 S. Africa 1 Togo 1 Colombia 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +167 (+30) S. Korea +309 (+1) Iran +1,234 (+16) Italy +778 (+49) France +230 (+2) Spain +118 (+3) USA +98 (+2) UK +48 (+1) Netherlands +46 (+1) Germany +125 Japan +56 Switzerland +94 Sweden +42 Singapore +13 Norway +57 Belgium +59 Malaysia +28 Australia +3 Bahrain +5 Austria +23 Canada +14 Thailand +1 Taiwan +1 Greece +14 Iceland +8 India +1 UAE +1 S. Marino +2 Denmark +3 Lebanon +6 Israel +4 Czechia +7 Ireland +10 Vietnam +1 Palestine +9 Egypt +12 Finland +3 Brazil +5 Portugal +4 Russia +6 Argentina +6 Croatia +1 Qatar +3 Estonia +5 Romania +3 Slovenia +2 Pakistan +1 Philippines +2 Chile +1 Poland +4 Indonesia +9 Macedonia +2 Bosnia +1 Dom. Rep. +1 Bhutan +1 Cameroon +1 Vatican +1 Peru +1 Serbia +1 Slovakia +1 Togo +1 Colombia +1 C. Rica +1 Total +3,634 (+109)

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Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of scientists made an entire pandemic for you to experience. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "happooners" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to say its a fucking nothingburger.
Guess what? The virus was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a virus.
What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big pandemic filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just coofed for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it slow? Sure. Is it mutating? Maybe. Is the course of infection usually harmless for people under 25? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to experience an incredible pandemic on a planet and then say "yeah but..."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the chinese people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring pandemics in recent memory.
China doesn't owe you a sick person. Yet they gave you 100 thousand of them.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never hapooners in the first place.

>Dead: 3,502
lol, still only 3,502.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,502? Four days? Five days?

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WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Based Gary

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wait what,you dumb fags made two threads at the same time.

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

Which kind of chemicals/disinfectant should I get? I’m legit asking please

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Serves society right I guess

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IMPORTANT REMINDER

WHEN DEALING WITH BAGS OF FOOD, WEAR PPE TO PREVENT FOOD CONTAMINATION

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I’m fully stocked up now

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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Would you rather live in a largely white/asian city hit with a nasty strain, or a live in a half black city hit with a weak strain?

Friendly reminder, some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>3 students are in self-isolation after testing for coronavirus. Results still pending
UCLA will be the 1sg university down. Any LA fans must stay far away from these univeristy kiddos who fall for the just the flu meme

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PRAY FOR MEXIBROS WE'RE FUCKED

>twitter.com/PpMnjrrz/status/1235992619143979011

YA NOS CARGÓ EL PAYASO GÜERCOS, VAYAN DESPIDIENDOSE DE SUS JEFECITAS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why would the CDC and the WHO withhold this information. This is awful

Dead in 3 weeks.

70% iso.

"Only 99% of us will survive this...it's over."

Don't forget to get condensed milk!
>The U.S. government ordered huge amounts of condensed milk as a field ration for Union soldiers during the war. This was an extraordinary field ration for the nineteenth century: a typical 10-oz (300-ml) can contained 1,300 calories (5440 kJ), 1 oz (28 g) each of protein and fat, and more than 7 oz (200 g) of carbohydrate.

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70% isopropyl, disinfectant wipes, 3% hydrogen peroxide.

Lysol/Clorox wipes/sprays
70% alcohol
90% alcohol + aloe gel for hand sanitizer

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get a sack of potatoes

Im debating weither or not to go to the hospital or stay home if infected.
Hospital
>better chance of a less pain
>professional help
>could get re-infected and die due to the crowds that will be there
Home
>if i die, it will be on my own terms and comfortable
>if i live, reinfection is a serious problem because nothing will be clean, and i obviously cant go out
>live with wife as well, so can reinfect each other and die
>if i choose this way, ill have no way to get to the hospital once it gets bad

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no one cares. post more pictures of the monkey.

...

Guys, I just flew through a coronavirus cytokine hurricane eye wall replacement cycle?! Am I going to survive or no?!

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>Campbell's chicken noodle soup

Of course that bong faggot had to sell out immediately

archive.is sucks

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Needs updating N. Zealand has 5 cases.
Thank you for what you do fren, have a beer on me.

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Why contain it?
Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets.

Because if the media reported on that, literally NOBODY would budge. That statement alone would cause mass hysteria. Pandemonium. Chaos on almost every level.
Would be interesting to deal with though, on a middle/lower class level.

Fine. Shitty phone pic from just now but here.

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why is Amazon asking if im a commerical or professional user when trying to buy a respirator?

missed you in the last thread Gary

>tampons
>target shopper
You forgot your anti-rape device

you can mix anything you need (70%, 90%, gels etc) from 99% USP isopropyl alcohol/isopropanol

We're fucked no matter what.

>next to no canned/dry starches
>no canned meats
>no dry beans
>no spices for preservation

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Nice pasta

That is about 2 weeks worth of food.

Based and contagion pilled

youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

Black city because I'd rather be quickly murdered by a pack of parasites than slowly killed by a virus.

ahahaha we're fucked
belarusian facemasks are so bad

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It's gonna be pretty wack living in Canada and going from one of the comfiest countries to one of the worst. I don't think anyone in the world is going to handle it as poorly as we do. Will probably still be putting more effort into combating racism than the virus when 50% of the country is sick.

Better than nothing

does that taste good? Sounds like a good option to really solidify my stash

Been with these threads for atleast 1600 of the 1681, and a plethora of splits... tell me, why the ever loving fuck do you have a monkey with you?

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>coronavirus is an incredible pandemic
>only 3k dead

>that small box of pads
You will run out of those by next month dipshit

>6 new cases in Colorado.
>Mfw I'm happy and sad.

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They're trying to stop civilian sales. EBay has already banned all sales of face masks on its platform.

A cytokine hurricane eye wall replacement cycle just flew over my house!

wait for it

Yeah but hospitals will eventually be overwhelmed and unable to help you

why though? For military purposes? medical?
why such a thing if this really is a nothing burger.
fuck me right? die goy

> instant gratification lobotomite

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literally the end boys

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They're trying to keep the supply to medical institutions flowing.

What kind of solar generator did you get?

False they stopped all new listings

Most universities are gooked, drove rhrough Cornell the pther day with the n95 mask on, literally no point in an ivy league degree when the learning environment is majority non-human bugs

>walk into elevator today
>2 ladies walk in with me
>one carrying a box
>other lady looks into her box
>1st lady notices
>"heh, gotta prepare for the corona virus, gotta keep my sanity"
>as soon as the elevator opens I gtfo.

the panic is rising on the westcoast /cvg/.

Anyone have a guide to link on what to prep? I want to be there for my mom if shit hits the fan. She’s old and couldn’t take care of herself

Condensed milk is vital for cooking most sweets, both unsweetened and sweetened. Lasts for months/years as well. I normally use it for cooking caramel to give you an idea how good it is.

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You can still buy a face shield at the least on amazon though. Just ordered one so I can safely use my UVC lamp.

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Seattle here ama

Weird copypasta choice but okay.

im being an autist but they cant file any kind of lawsuit right? surely im not the only nigger trying to protect myself

sweetened condensed milk is for baking and making shit like fudge and caramel. fudgie scotch squares are prime use of it

everyone ignoring this. I've been waiting for weeks for someone to BTFO it and prove it wrong. It's the only thing about this whole pandemic that actually scares me

twitter.com/StanfordDaily/status/1236141928426528768

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Vibe check nigga dayum

>first confirmed case in my home country
Uh, guys, is my great grandmother going to make it?

No you're safe.

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24/50, anyone know of any more confirmed states?

When was the last time you heard from her?

fuck the feds man, all of this money. they should be prepared. then they turn around and say fuck you goy. we need all the med supplies because we gave your money to israel and central banks instead. FUCK YOU

What if I just want to drink it straight? Not gonna be a big baker when SHTF

It's not about the deaths, user. It's all about destroying the social order and beating clown world.