Narrowboat links cause fuck you
>Another canal drowing, A WOMAN was pulled from the Kennet & Avon Canal in Devizes yesterday (Thursday) and rushed to hospital.
narrowboatworld.com
>Broken sewer closes Grand Canal, IF YOU are one of those that take boating holidays on the Irish canals, its Grand Canal has a stoppage until June.
narrowboatworld.com
>Ex-Smiths frontman Morrissey returning to Israel for 2 shows, Yas Forums rejoices.
timesofisrael.com
bump?
You've done yourself in mate
go on then.
can't believe it, first time i've been done and it's by my own doing.
Fucking tripfags.
Seeing as there doesn't seem to be any loonspuds around, what's the deal with this virus then lads...what's your thoughts? Mad max tier soon or lots infected and not a lot then dying and it blows over by Summer. Dunno if I can spend a summer with this constantly looking over tbqh.
The latter, it only kills old people and weak people.
Wait, fuck.
So many differing opinions on it I don't know what to believe tbqhwy, some say it's just a flu others say we'll be mutant bugmen next week.
I ain't worried personally, what happens happens.
i REALLY, REALLY am I just wasn't sure you meant that or remembered that about me, nice
you after my favourites?
These toilets are a piss take, queue's bigger than the door
Gotta get rid of this pill taste, what are they chatting so much for?
Glad I'm not a girl in this place, they'll be here 'til dawn
Sure my belly's tingling a bit, something's happening, I'm sure
If the Chinks get production running again and a decent % of the cases recover and say it's a nothin burger it could resume to normality fairly soon. If the cases dont' sleep it off, I can see the govt designating specialist virus centres in each region to take the burden off hospitals. I'm not fan of the Cons but they can organise when they want to.
Just stop biting and freaking out when you get attacked here, being attacked and called shit is part of what makes it so great. Just bant back.
Lights are blinding my eyes
Maybe I shouldn't have done the second one
I feel all fidgety and warm
And I'm thinking
People pushing by, then walking off into the night
We'll be fine, 3 months it'll be like it never happened, remember that chicks in china are incredibly unhygienic fucks and the people that have died over here are touching 80 with health problems, even a common cold probably would of done the same.
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Months before I made these posts pre-Corona and post Epstein-suiciding, I was telling my mum that 'they're' going to release a genetically-targeted bioweapon because of the public waking up about Epstein.
Around the time of these posts linked, I started getting an inability to get hard to white women. I could get rock solid to Russian women, Latinas, Asians, but white women were repulsive to me all of a sudden.
I felt depressed all of a sudden and I was like "Mum I cannae get it up to white lassies only the chinks and exotic 1s, they've done it mum, they've released the DNA bioweapon" which was why I was searching up ethnic bioweapons before there was any mention of Corona (check the dates)
I went to the doctor to get my penis/balls/shaft/prostate checked, all clear, blood is all perfect except a sudden drop in testosterone, estrogen, SHBG and all the other hormones. The endocrinologist and doctor said it was weird because usually you'd see a rise in estrogen and other hormones to compensate and that I didn't have cortisol pushing the test levels down. They said I need therapy to see if it changes anything.
Next thing you know, Corona is everywhere, Epstein's Harvard m8 is arrested for running a secret bioweapons lab in Wuhan.
I predicted it. It's stored in the balls.
>I predicted it
A broken clock is right twice a day, spastic
No I predicted Epstein revelations years in advance too because of personal knowledge dating back to before his first arrest about the hidden cameras and the blackmail system.
You're just jealous of my accurate predictions.
Good point.
missed opportunity for a broken cock joke too
Predict what my morning shites gonna be like
Who's that guy? Hes big as fuck
Runny with a mudslide
you don't wanna know
Mirin the biceps but he has gyno or something
Roal Moat....google him you may be surprised.
Why is he wearing make-up?
Don't get in his way though...
Yeah, he does. He was a big fan of tren....lol, explains a lot of his actions.
I wonder what point he snapped and said fuck it....
A part of his Guerrilla warfare training
The cops had to stand trial cause he killed himself haha wtf
I wouldnt say it to his face. He blinded the cop from punching him?
Did he post on Yas Forums?
He was sat underneath the window of his ex's listening to her and her new karate cunt boyf chat shit about him, 20 minutes of this then he blasted em
Would you take the piss?
>He blinded the cop from punching him?
>Did he post on Yas Forums?
LMFAO, thanks for the kek
Shot the cop while he was parked up in a layby. It was a literal headline rolling coverage news story here for about a week when he was on the run. Thing was, most of the public supported him at the time or at least wern't anti-Moat.
That post on Yas Forums comments' killed me lads, I'll drink to that.
>Did he post on Yas Forums?
When was Yas Forums added to Yas Forums? He probably may of done.
Ah yeah that was it. I wonder tho, after that, why did he decide to crack on and go Rambo tier as opposed to just giving himself up.
It was fucking amazing, Ray Mears? Gazza? It was the best story of the previous decade
I just don't like people believing things about me like that (yknow the thing), I have real issues around people that I pretty much project when I reply but after enough people jump on me I just feel like a psychotic 'red mist' and i wish i didn't 'cause it's embarrassing as hell afterwards
i'm sorry about all of that, and for having some difficulty finding my 'place' in here. it's why i was banned all of the time from my previous forum and came here, arguing about useless shit with the utmost blind ferocity.
feeling pretty sentimental as you can probably tell.
p.s. not a tranny but i am kinda fat, or at least really fucking insecure about that. i'm not saying this to be all "that's why i won't show my body" and "give me attention" but to give you a bit of context behind reluctancy to post body i've got a pretty bad fasting/binging problem and i don't show it to people unless they've already seen it in person 'cause online i would probably be torn to shreds lol
i don't wanna argue here anymore
You're welcome
He really listened to his ex and her new bf talk shit about him before he did that?
I have no idea but he seems like the kind of guy that would post there
I reckon he was a bit of a loon
fight fire with fire (you made me redo the spastic spot the difference for this reply)
said it better actually
You'll fold single pieces of toilet paper into halves continuously, FORCES style even though the feces permeate through the pores of the Andrex as you continue folding.
He had a long term psychosis that the authorities were out to get him from what I've read. As with a lot of blokes who go postal, I think the CSA were on his case as well.
And you will get into confrontations, don't take pube seriously, no one else does, he is just what makes him so iconic here and he won't change, you will get called a tranny, you will get called all kinds of horrible shit, you will need stronger skin, but the reward is some good comfy threads sometimes, just don't expect a smooth ride. And I'll now get btfo for whiteknighting, welcome to Yas Forums.
Fucking hell manhands didn't think it was that deep. You're alright, but insulting is part of the banter here, I know full well Pubes was just being Pubes the last few days and didn't take that to heart either.
I fold two pieces into halves continuously, not a bad effort though
Yeah I think i remember that the police fucked him over, he did just get released before he went rambo didn't he?
Forgot to add name for fuck sake, fuck phoneposting
white knight
You fucking whiteknighting spastic, kill yourself
u w0t m8
>Yeah I think i remember that the police fucked him over, he did just get released before he went rambo didn't he?
Yes. He'd written loads of letters complaining about "harassment" and generally being fucked over by the system. Apparently he'd told his mates previously that his aim was to take out cops.
Sad dude
I've lost lads, I can't do this fucking mini-game fast enough to reply in time, it's fucking beaten me.
bicycles =/= motorbikes
motorbikes =/= cars
how can I tell the difference between a palm tree and a hill and a fire hydrant?
FUCK OFF
You post Ainsley again and you're gonna have to give MY meat a good ol' rub m8
I give up now just fucking look at the post id I don't fucking care, fuck MiMi
anonymong
Base OP
Yeah, he left this mortal coil before the Cons took power which is just as well in a way as he would have had a lot worse treatment compared to the Labour govt then.
Are you talking about captchas
I got light and shadows for stairs once, plus this long metal skip on the back of a lorry was a bus.
I remember once it made me do 8 stages, you could try that solvecaptcha addon, some love it some rage for months at the person that suggested it.
lol, same. There must be a ton of people looking for corona stuff the capchas are out with a vengeance.
What would've happened to him under conservatives?
yes
I'm no cheater, although this could send me Raoul Moat in a minute
>Britannia is a bitch!” snaps Riz Ahmed on The Long Goodbye, a thrilling concept album on which the British actor of Pakistani heritage audaciously frames his relationship with his home country as an abusive love affair.
youtube.com
Wealthy and successful actor/musician creates anti-Britain propaganda film showing balaclava'd Brits rounding up Pakistanis and abusing them. Like seriously what the heck?
Oh about pubes, really so far I think he's been the one I've actually gotten on the most with. We really throw shit at each other during the day but like lastnight we both went into twitch and just talked privately there (mostly about drugs/music and bantering) but we seem pretty alike i thought. I don't know how deep his rabbit hole goes though (don't tell him i'm saying nice things about him)
pubes ur a degenerate junkie m8
such a nice post god damn. yeah honestly all the fighting is horrible but for a night like tonight it's worth it for me. i'll try my best from now to have a stronger skin. there'll be loads of people in the thread in the morning that won't read all of this so it's just nice that at least you guys are here to get this side of me aha. i really wanna be a nice person and have friends 'cause i've lost a lot of irl ones lately due to ridiculous embarrassing and shameful decisions, pretty pathetic.
thank you canceranon :)
He'd have been hounded for a lot more money, had his benefits cut and had far less support from the NHS.
Labour are known for being ultra soft touches for the wrong reasons and probably would of had him serve 2 years with 10 years on tag or something.
Cons would of slammed him down for life.
