OH NO, THE RELIGION I HAD CHOSEN OUT OF THE 5000 ON EARTH WAS THE WRONG ONE! NOW I'M GOING TO BE TORTURED FOREVER!

>PEACEFULLY

Attached: 2A086922-8CF0-403B-BE5B-F8D49A5FF209.gif (220x220, 471.4K)

Attached: the ol spicy key chain.jpg (845x1036, 242.14K)

the sun is fire. fire is chaos. thus why geometrically matched with wicked iconography in artistic depiction.

earth will be devoured by sun.
time is a construct.

crystalline, angelic deep future post humans with technology quadrillion times beyond comprehension engineer/access heaven.

certain vibrational resonance required by laws of physics to enter into this heaven/god body. a resonance of pure-anima innocence the deep-future angelic entities posses, which animals also posses, and children, and (specific) adult modern human forms.

not having geometric resonance with pure-anima frequency channel leaves form to resonate elsewhere.

energy can't vibrate into nothingness. energy is something. nothing is nothing. must resonate into something.

resonates with hellfire chaos.

the wicked death-loving masons will meet their match.

Attached: hgv.jpg (1280x720, 78.51K)

>There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far
Kek. That number isn't even close. There are millions, maybe even billions of gods.

Attached: 1583199062169.png (824x978, 843.87K)

Attached: 1575734253015.png (320x389, 92.23K)

I hope there’s is a hell and you’re the only inhabitant.

That's what you get for choosing christianity

>OH NOOOOO! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 2 PLUS 2 WAS 4 OUT OF SOOOOO MANY NUMBERS??
>AAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *coof*

>peacefully
lmao

what a fucking stupid analogy

I don't know if this is bait or not but the dark ages is a reference to the period after the western roman empire fell.
The Roman empire was christian long before that point in time and the Christian eastern roman empire flourished for centuries afterwards.

And yet only one of those religions lines up with reality and says there is absolutely nothing you can do to earn salvation. Everything else is about works. Christ did it all, just accept the gift and be born again.

Gods and angels were actually Aliens, the rapture was an abduction. They found the least retarded species on earth, neanderthals, and fucked them to create humans. This is why we are able to conceive things in our minds like dyson spheres, black holes, FTL travel, wormholes etc. They have come back to check up on us every now and then, one time they fucked a more evolved human and made jesus but it started freaking us out, so to avoid crucifications it's recently been more quiet.

Attached: world-war-iis-bizarre-battle-of-los-angeless-featured-photo.jpg (768x432, 33.67K)

Based and breadpilled

Attached: yes-cadville-.jpg (459x451, 12.51K)

Here are your chances of going to heaven:
Catholic: 85%
Orthodox Christian: 80%
Muslim: 75%
Mormon: 75%
Buddhist: 60%
Sikh: 50%
Hindu: 30%
Protestant: 10%
Jew: 1%
Any other: less than 1%
Atheist or agnostic: 0%

And which protestant denomination is the right one friend? :^)

Christianity is the only religion.

>religion founded by brown sandpeople
>white supremacy

Don't even have an image to describe what a retard you are.

And then there's hundreds of sects, most of which say choosing any other sect sends you to hell. So even then your odds of being right are less than 1%.

its good bait

I love Jesus Christ but modern Christianity is exploited - and it forgives pedophiles and killers. That’s something else.

>Source: my ass
Embarrassing

>peacefully

Attached: 1280px-Baptism_of_Lithuania.png (1280x657, 1.74M)

I'm ok with this

Attached: 1506739227948.jpg (735x490, 86.98K)

Faggots will burn in hell...and OP is a massive one.

>Assyrians Persians Aramaics and Pre Muhammad Jews
>brown

Attached: 58DCD200-7C04-4241-BA6C-073D7409DB07.jpg (368x604, 28.35K)

and how stupid are you for thinking atheist fedora talk goes on this board?

>I HAD CHOSEN
this is your fault... you have been TOLD jesus Christ is the Way the Truth and the Life and no man comes to the Father but by Him yet you CHOSE to turn away after your own desire... There is no salvation without the Blood of Jesus Christ. He gives everlasting Life to all who come to Him by faith and remain faithful till the end.

>making a faith based decision using statistical averages

As opposed to mindless, slavish devotion to the God of the Jews?

/thread

Attached: 1582317727439.jpg (400x261, 26.64K)

The one where you read the Bible on your own and call out to god in sincerity.

I've lived a peaceful, charitable, and virtuous life. If whatever god is real elects to send me to hell despite that, then they wouldn't be worth worshipping in the first place. I'd rather suffer for eternity than grovel to an unjust god.

Attached: Christianitypill.png (700x3775, 3.89M)

If you are christian and believe there are actual flames in hell then you are as retarded as any other nigger

retard

Christianity is about conquering and pillaging all who oppose it. It is correct in that might makes right, but the Christians today are just pussy bitches.

Based. Keep spreading the truth, bro.

>atheist fundamentalists are more enlightened than bible thumping fundamentalists
heaven and hell are states of mind, not physical destinations. when you follow the christian word and resist temptation, you transcend suffering and find yourself in eternal bliss up to and including the moment of death. choose sin and you'll be punished with a depressed mental state and your life and death will be lonely and hellish

actually it literally did all those things

Believing in the lie of heaven doesn't make it real, clown.

repent on your deathbed
until then..0 fucks

>jews
>white
>sandniggers
>white

Based

This doesn't have anything to do with Christianity specifically, rather it's following the sense of morality that most people naturally harbor. Christianity isn't the only religion that promotes good behavior.

tbf, "you're wrong" on the belief side, should be 50% nothing/50% flame, since one could believe the wrong god

Idiots don't choose their religion, they are born into it and too stupid to see what bullshit it all is.

Yes, it did. Good point. Has anything of true value and beauty been created after the death of religion? Go on, name one thing

If you are in hell. That does mean that one is correct and atheism is false.

>implying there's any empirical evidence as to which religion is correct
>implying not every religion on earth says they're the correct one

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

Attached: repost.jpg (196x255, 11.32K)

Attached: ebin.png (400x400, 88.35K)

fair, but christianity is the most comprehensive. its a best-of compilation of rules that were found to be universal truths among converging civilizations. so there aren't necessarily "different religions", they're just incomplete

You both belong on Yas Forums