/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1680

God damnit chinks, your memes aren't even good. C'mon

TWO CASES IN PENNSYLVANIA.

archive.is/K78fv

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Is sneezing a symptom?

Is your job pandemic safe? I'm an Italian pizza cook. Business is down about 25% and will get worse as this gets worse. I'll be laid off when happening comes.
Restaurants don't fair well and we've already seen what happened to chinese restaurants.

broward gang what's good
>happening.png

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28% death rate in Florida

PSA

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posting again for florida anons
floridahealth.gov

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Work railroad. Less chance of exposure, higher wages, more work permanency.

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it's going up by like 100 a day globally, meanwhile amerifats are dying from cancer and heart attack in the millions

Dunno if someone's already done it but Phoenixfag reporting in.
Personally I find it pretty funny how people living in one of the most densely populated areas of the country are more concerned about buying toilet paper on masse than buying anything like pasta
1/2

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You can get corona and not show any symptom. A chink made a video explaining it.

>little faggot virus
>little virus
>nothingburger
Come on you filthy dirt eating shills, can't you think more words than these?

pls remember to NOT fill lightbulbs with viral agents and smash them on subway tracks so that the combination of glass dust and the virus would fill the entire metro with sick, coughing spreaders.
Pls don't
because
that would be TERRIBLE

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Did it hit another retirement house there like in WA?

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blah blah i wanna sniff asuka's farts and lick her armpits

They are cancelling all conferences like sxsw and other faggot parties and business stuff. You are all getting laid off airlines and hotels too

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

The US has thoroughly earned what is coming for them.

she's happy about DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH! and so am i!

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It's all they got.
Is this my Division bro user?

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Just leaving this here in case more of those buggers show up.

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craft brew fags should be fermenting sugar and yeast to prep for the run on hand sanitiser

2/2

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No. Runny nose, sneezing and cold-like upper respiratory symptoms aren't it.

yeah i don't really give a fuck about these stats and articles, anyone got a link to a gallery of all of the good corona-chan/hazmat pepe images? specifically the one where corona-chan is a smug crab grabbing onto a hazmat-suit pepe's ass

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"Beware all ye travelers, do not linger here more than a moment for these walls containeth the sad wretches afflicted by the disease which consumes both in mind and body, and so shall we all be until the Day Of Judgment"

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Stonks only go up

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Thanks fren. What do Florida anons have planned for this?

since its appropriate, help me fill my ron paul folder Yas Forums

Pharmaceutical company office worker that can vpn from home. I'd say I'm pretty safe.

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>sexualising half german half japanese insane hapa, even if 2D
user pls stop.

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lurk moar fruitcup

Florida is a retirement house staffed by drug addicts

if it gets to my area im staying inside

literally gay fuck nigger nagger wok shit fuck

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if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

How to distill water for poorfags:

1. Pour gross water into Mr. Coffee
2. Put balloon around steam-nozzle
3. Collect steam in balloon
4. ??????
5. Profit

This just in- Beating your meat can help fight Corona-chan!
twitter.com/bigthink/status/1235587280204595208

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I think this disease is going to be much worse in the West. Everywhere outside of China really.

China responded decisively and aggressively to Coronachan, shut down everything, and slowed its spread enough that their hospitals were not overrun, or even seriously taxed, outside of Wuhan and the surrounding province. This has supressed the death rate in China. Intensive medical care with respirators, etc seems quite capable of getting someone through a case. Deaths are concentrated in areas where hospitals were swamped and went untreated.

Who else is going order whole cities closed and enforce it with submachineguns? What other nations' citizens will comply with such an order? No one.

The WHO's top priority is making sure no feelings are hurt when discussing the disease. We're fucked.

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Why would they paint over it and not just cover it with tape or something. It's a perfectly fine sign, fml.

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Cheers.

>archive.is
Archive.is sucks

Electrician. I'll be maintaining the normie power if there's an epidemic down here.

No real concerns regarding power infrastructure staying up for us. Even 1/4 of the workforce can keep it going for most.

Not much exposure on the job itself, especially with PPE on too.

I thought its pretty much cuban and puerto rican colony on mainland.

THEM SHINY GLOWIES

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Its gonna be hard to use all that toilet paper when they have no food to shit out

Stop whatever you're doing and thank trump and his awooposters for being nothingburgers. The media is using his denial against him and is fearmongering Corona-chan as much as possible. Just walked past my boomers watching an ABC special about Corona-chan and I caught a glimpse of my dad ordering disinfectant wipes online on his iPad.
It's happening, lads

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Oh no, look who's here.
Refer to this:

Hey fellow AZ user.
Bro no one gives a fuck. I know a few first responders and they are #justaflubro

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No, just a retard from flipland.

Of all the places in Florida, I can't be mad about this one. Sorry, user. You will be remembered.

its just a flu strain.

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Can somebody post the dabbing corona-chan from the last thread? Thanks

fucking thot

It's permanent, my friend.

I'm beginning to think you're Chinese.

Because that building will never be an "Econolodge" again

Stop it, you'll fail your job if you leave us blind.

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oh every nation would do the same if the severity was similar

Why would you need to do this? When the water passes into the coffee carafe, boiling, it's sterilized.

I mean it's in JAX, Sarasota and Hillsborough officially, and in Miami and Orlando unofficially. So I guess you're Norf Florida masterrace? Must be nice.

it's only beginning

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Then just cover it until you can dismantle it.

just my thoughts, an exit pump for elite trapped in these biotech stocks

In Italy we had 200 deaths so far
Statistically that means when they found the first cluster 2 weeks ago thousands were already contagiated. With a fast doubling time they (we?) are now probably hundreds of thousands, soon millions

by the time youll learn its in your area it had been spreading there 14 days prior. rip

What a faggot. Daddy didn't love you enough? Or did he 'love you' too much?

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don't worry hans no one cares in the U.S. as well and our governments policy to stop the spread of 'voluntary quarantine' is a fucking joke with multiple proven cases already of people just ignoring it and still going out into the public spreading it

How the fuck did that one jew in new york get corona-chan? everyone else managed to isolate themselves but this kike spread it everywhere. where the fuck did he go to get infected?

>broward

Jew capital of Florida.

Good tits though

florida just reported two deaths

That even annoys me more than just a flu, bro. It's not even from the same family of viruses.

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Ok kiddo. You know how there are sicknesses that are going to kill you but take a while? This virus is one of them. Don‘t be so fucking stupid.

Connecticut (USA) hospital are soon closing confirm is Danbury, Bridgeport many infected here , panic buying… I’m scare op

Posted on last thread, but I'll post again, Kentucky has first case

lex18.com/breaking-news-alerts/first-confirmed-case-of-covid-19-confirmed-in-the-state

>that downfall from 2/12 to /213
That's when they ran out of tests, user. The arrow has only been flying upward.

Have you prepared a will yet?

Cuba is mostly concentrated in Miami. Puerto Ricans move to New York, and then Puerto Ricans from NY move to Orlando, I guess when they realize they can't handle being cold.

HAPPENING UPDATE

>>METHODIST HOSPITAL IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA HAS FIRST CASE.
>>MID 30'S WOMAN CAME TO ED 6 TIMES BETWEEN 28FEB AND 6MARCH ONLY DIAGNOSED ON THE SIXTH. FIRST CAME TO ED WITH COMPLAINTS OF HEADACHE.
>>PATIENT HAD FLOWN TO UK AND BACK TO NEBRASKA.

Doctors locally have parroted D3 as a common thread of the recovered cases. That is all I know.
Godspeed

Sshhhh that's a shill, if you don't move he can't see you

evaporation and then condensing is a much more powerful separation process than simply sterilizing via boiling

plz post original transparency of this corona-chan

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Choose your fate

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yeah ive been holding out as long as possible
just in case it somehow blew over at the last minute before i took drastic actions to quit work and bug out

Fuck fuck fuck.
I’ve had a headache for two days and today my coworker said she had the same thing. Fuck. Otherwise I feel healthy but I never get headaches so this stuck out.

I'm wondering why there's so many popping up in the US, especially as you closed down travel to China before almost everyone.

I guess other countries were seeded and no one knew about it, or they were keeping quiet about it.

Every nation would do the same, if they intended to stop it ~ however, they are playing dumb to be handed more authority longterm.
> oh no, how could we possible stop our citizen from acting like lobotomites in a situation of emergency that we keep downplaying?
> oh no, we can't do that, no no no, and if we tried they wouldn't listen
> oh no, why educate anyone, no no no, we just can't do that, it'd cause panic
> please give us more leverage over you, also, please form lynchmobs to go around and force your fellow citizen to abide our new innovative measures of qurantine
> oh, also feel free to push the blame around endlessly, while we wait it out and toss you a fall guy every once in a while

>>>MID 30'S WOMAN CAME TO ED 6 TIMES BETWEEN 28FEB AND 6MARCH ONLY DIAGNOSED ON THE SIXTH.
yikes so how many days before the cluster event from her infecting people pops up? I'd say two weeks max

Glowie glowie flowoe dhhhsh whsgzgh

>aircraft tech in military
Not really sure what to expect honestly. Shoveling bodies into pits, standing at roadblocks, handing our rations? I haven't gotten any emails or heard any rumors of "plan." We're heavily underfunded and Trudeau doesn't care about us, so we might not have the resources to do anything. Kinda hope we just disband so I can chill at home and game.

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That's the neurological strain
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

I only work during the summer. Though my job relies on tourism, so if the happening is in full swing by then I'll be truly fucked.
On the bright side I live in bumfuck nowhere and can survive indefinitely on self sustained means.

County Dept. of Water/Wastewater
My job isn’t going anywhere, ever

Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of scientists made an entire pandemic for you to experience. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "happooners" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to say its a fucking nothingburger.
Guess what? The virus was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a virus.
What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big pandemic filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just coofed for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it slow? Sure. Is it mutating? Maybe. Is the course of infection usually harmless for people under 25? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to experience an incredible pandemic on a planet and then say "yeah but..."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the chinese people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring pandemics in recent memory.
China doesn't owe you a sick person. Yet they gave you 100 thousand of them.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never hapooners in the first place.

lol. Out of date nonsense. No one is going to get their shit together.

>Went to the ER 6 times
She just went, until she was actually infected

That would just mean the CFR is way lower.
So basically what shills have been saying, invisible meat burger.

hersheys is garbage

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>>MID 30'S WOMAN CAME TO ED 6 TIMES BETWEEN 28FEB AND 6MARCH ONLY DIAGNOSED ON THE SIXTH

Well, there goes Omaha

And what are you intending to separate?

>north Florida masterace
The Florida death was in Santa Rosa

Just wait a few weeks...

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I think you have missed one point. After the outbreak in Wuhan began, China dispatched medical personnel from all over the country to support Hubei, only to reduce the mortality to a manageable level.
just imagine how people would respond by taking their primary medical staff from all major hospitals in every state in the United States and sending them all to a particular state.

Biotech is a meme. I'm glad I found out quickly. Index funds are the only stocks worth buying

Not surprising. Everyone in AZ is fucking retarded, it'd be nice for it to clean up the old people and the niggers so the 51 and the 101 aren't fucking clogged like they are.