Literal Alien here. Just landed. I'm having trouble understanding your Earth political system...

Literal Alien here. Just landed. I'm having trouble understanding your Earth political system. How do you choose your leaders? How do you decide who is rich and who is poor? Have you evolved past racism and sexism?

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And it spoke English?

Can you post the one from the desert?

do a dab please

I'm using my universal translator
I don't understand your inquity
I lack the ability to do this.

668hz

You cant see me.

You have to go back

No, if you’re real find me but no lmao

Fuck off space niggers

Built for BBC

The people choose who academia and the press tell them to choose, in most cases. Rich people are determined by genetics and nose-dimensions. No, but a lot of us pretend to.

Omg you're so cringe. Take your (you) back I don't want it.

People still can't figure out race is more than skin deeps so no.

Leaders and the rich are mostly chosen from within generations holding power. They hold power because they made conspiratorial schemes to share and transmit power between them. They then made a sham called “democracy” to trick other people into thinking they had a say in how they were being ruled. The laws of our societies are such that, occasionally, someone not born into these ruling families can get some power and wealth, but they are rare and usually outliers in the population.

hold up multiple aliens have posted her and proven it. Always check to see if its a real aylmao.

They do talk to us and they can use the internet if they wish. They also have TRANSLATION AIs that translate the language and learns as it translates as well as learning from cycling through the internet.

I can. Get a better hair cut user.

Fuck off space nigger

>I'm using my universal translator

>our universal translator understands enough to translate all words perfectly but somehow we don't understand the concepts behind the words

post time stamped photo of aylmao self and well answer your questions legimately otherwise ur a fuckin larp

Also were doing a BIOWARFARE thing right now. u might not want to kick it here at the moment.

We masterbate on a cookie in a group and the last person to ejaculate on the cookie is Joe Biden and is now going to be our leader in 2020

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Oh fuck, I just opened that image and I'm feeling nauseous. Wtf I feel sick.

Why are you canadian?

>How do you choose your leaders? How do you decide who is rich and who is poor?
Bretty simple. Penis inspection day, do you all not have it?

The same fucking leaf kikeopath with shit threads, if it's garbage don't reply folks. Report it.

>Have you evolved past racism and sexism?
hard to evolve past racism with fukin' niggers spics jews and canadians still around. as for sexism. once we have artificial wombs is almost here!!

Our genitals are similar to yours. One gender has something like a penis and the other resembles a vagina.

Rape does not exist in the way you imagine it, because my species does not have the idea of consent.

A member of the dominant sex simply purchases a submissive individual at an open market and is free to do with it as they please. Sex outside such an agreement is frowned upon though not strictly illegal.

Having sex with something that is not your property is treated more as theft.

I too want to know why the fuck an ayy would CHOOSE to be a leaf.

>implying real aliens try to learn anything by talking to humans and don't just fuck them up the butt

Post the selfie of the alien that was in the desert

this is just a leaf shitposting my man

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Fuck off nigger, race doesn't exist you have subspecies. As a real non terran I understand these basic things as they transend humans. You don't look at a lion and say "oh that is just a maincoon or tiger" if you do please remove yourself from the pool of energy consumers.

I landed my invisible spaceship just outside the city you call WIndsor Ontario. I'm accessing the internet via an unsecured primitive wireless access protocol.

Are aliens homosexual?

Lol dis nigga gettin the wuflu!

Based Aussie shit-poster.

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Battle to the death. It is an endurance race of whichever one can live the longest wins.

This. Shit you could’ve chosen something better. So much for gray intelligence

>Have you evolved past racism and sexism?
Had me going there, but this gave away that you're from Earth.

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You have alien racism?

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>OMG

Cringe

Where would you have chosen to land? I can go anywhere. I just picked a random spot on the Earth near a large fresh water supply.

To put it in a context you'd understand, we pretty much just leave it up to this one tribe of very annoying, greedy lizardmen, who for unknown reasons mutilate the genitals of the males of their species. Hope that helps.

come back in another million years or so. Us humans have a lot to improve upon.

>Literal Alien here. Just landed. I'm having trouble understanding your Earth political system. How do you choose your leaders?
Our leader is the one who promises the most support to Israel.
>How do you decide who is rich and who is poor?
If you are the most educated, you are the poorest. If you are a plumber or a welder, you are the richest.
>Have you evolved past racism and sexism?
No, our politics are still dominated by these meaningless buzzwords.

as far as the politics goes ask the fucking reptilians.

Oh please like aliens aren't racist you stupid nigger

Every decision is made based on the context of how much sex we’ll get

Sorry about your boy in the desert man, shit is fucked up what happened.

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based

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>This is your brain when you're not married

>have you evolved past pattern recognition?
No, as that is something that came from evolution as beneficiary. If you really were an alien you would ask why we still believe the brown people are humans.

We saw all the different aliens here and assumed this is where we were supposed to land

Don't be sorry for Nektir and his men, they were what you would call drunks

I had to eat a banana for dinner cause I’ve been literally peeing out of my asshole all day
Not poop but liquid poops , literally is water and poop liquid residual
It’s so disgusting and makes me think what is wrong with my body ?!
It splashed everywhere inside the toilet bowl and my nutsac is totally been splashed with liquid shit all day today I have to shower everytime I take a “poop”
Even though it is literally water pee poop coming from my anus

you're the gayest motherfucking alien to ever grace this planet
go home to your shithole planet

Have you drank cough syrup lately? There's a chemical in it that can do this too your shit

Windsor is the pinnacle of humankind civilization. You're doing your study in Windsor? Earthlings in Windsor are the cream of the crop. Great choice. You are an advanced being. You choose Windsor Ontario. You're super intelligent.

how did you get past the captcha?

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Dont make excuses. Shockingly low IQ to just land where your friends did. If they landed inside your mom would you land there too?

>where would you have chosen to land?
You were supposed to land on the White House lawn, retard. Now go back to your shit planet and let them know how big of a failure you are.

The ayyylmao's created the corona virus in order to harvest the organs from corona virus victims!

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Don't get me wrong it was a total mistake to land here

>Have you evolved past racism and sexism?
gimme yo fuckin wallet alien cracka bitch

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Some questions:
>What’s the dominant sex?
>How much is a member of the submissive sex?
>Which one lactates, if you do lactate?

>How do you choose your leaders?
wait, we get to choose our leaders??

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>Literal Alien here. Just landed.
Try the maple syrup, I hear is psychoactive for aliens.

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It was. Just move to someplace less gay.

>granny body with saggy tits
Is this the best aliens can do?

He's already doing better than most of the aliens who land in Canada.

> How do you choose your leaders?
We choose the most useless, psychopathic, unstable and short-sighted idiots we can find. And we protect them from people trying to expose their crimes to the public.

> How do you decide who is rich and who is poor?
If you are lazy, stupid and psychopathic, you become rich, if you are also very violent, you become poor, everything else is middle class.

> Have you evolved past racism and sexism?
LOL

post alien tits or gtfo w/time stamp