How are you guys preparing for COVID-19. You are prepared, right?

How are you guys preparing for COVID-19. You are prepared, right?

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I'm preparing for the virus by being in an age category with a 0.2% mortality rate.

whos hoping to die to avoid having a hero?

I’m just gonna throw myself at the feet of Nurgle’s mercy desu.

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As an Eagle Scout I recommend being over prepared

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Just got a new upper receiver for my AR. Finna gonna innawoods and live as a hermit until this shit blows over.

Did about a month and a half's worth of grocery shopping early. Not so much worried about Covid, more worried that when they close down the college my town runs on that the students will panic buy canned chili or drive back home all at once.

I'm in my bomb shelter eating beans out of the can. You?

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Working on it

I have water filters too

Just closed off all vents to my place. About to buy a lot of plants and some lamps incase I can't open my windows at some point

Just wondering when to close the doors

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No why the fuck would I go out of my way to continue living in this unnaturally evil world

In my bean shelter eating bombs out of a can.

I've got masks for days.

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Fucking legend

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Gold doesn't mean shit
Get some books friend

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Since my workplace will probably have a corona case in the next two weeks I'm buying pasta and cans for two weeks for when the inevitable self-quarantine hits.

Legend fucking

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It's not the virus killing people that you should be concerned about...
It's the panic that will come from it...just look at whats going on in China you mongol.
The government will shut down schools, the kids will have to have their parents stay home to look after them, regular shops will close because of this. People will fear the virus regardless of your stupid percentage of survival...you really are retarded. Shit will hit the fan. Shortages are allready a thing and no one is really sick yet...

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John Blanche Nurgle.

>tfw 1200 books and 600 movies stashed
I'm ready.

> densely packed bp4l plastics in a small space.
kek, user is going to kill himself before corona gets him.

Based book collector
Truly knowledge is power!

Why do people fear it? Just say goodbye to your Boomer relatives and just go about life as if nothing was different.

I'm going to start stockpiling a bit of food next week the normalniggers probably won't realize the true gravity of the situation until another month or two.

I'm ready to isolate either at home, locked in or in the forestry for a month or two. Depends if the cases here become fatalities over the next week or so. If a lot recover, panic here will ease off (we had this during brexit) if the SHTF, like Italy, the country is gunna be a basket case by end of March. Too packed in, economy too reliant on gig and zero hours workers.

I eat little, have no kids and live on my own. Have car, no commitments, don't work.

Guessing you have no loved ones to care for or worry about then.

You are already dead.

I'm doing nothing because nothing is going to happen.

Preparing for what? A meme? Stfu

I'm white and healthy.

N for Nurgle to wipe out subhumans

No one gets it, it's the media and the internet spreading all this fear, the government is also helping. The virus wont be the one making lives difficult it will be the fear of the virus. Local stores are allready out of water here...and rice and cleaning supplies. Paper rolls too. Expect massive shutdowns of schools and workers at fast food joints ect.
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Luckily I have a well for fresh water so I don't need to stock up on water and I already heat my house using a wood boiler and I have acres and acres of trees the only thing I need is to get food I've god rifles shotguns handguns and a good amount of ammo for both and plenty of reloading supplies as I reload my own brass

What's the point of buying bottled water when you have access to perfectly fine free tap water right now that you can just fill bottles with yourself? Maybe get some glass or metal bottles and canteens instead will be more helpful in the long run then cheap plastic.

Americans don't drink from the tap. It's either bottled water, or filtered water. Most popular is the bottled one, tasted better imo. Its allready flying out of the shelves here in Commiefornia.

>Americans don't drink from the tap

Fuck never knew that.

Honestly? Why not? Most canadians do I think

Depends on where you live, varying degree of purity. Places with high rainfall or snowmelt tend to have cleaner water, better to drink. Pacific northwest is generally fine, for example

they can

Not me. I use a brita filter. Straight tap water is ok but you can taste something shitty in it.

Chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay.
But mostly because our piping system is trash. The water tastes disgusting...only poor people drink tap water the rest that can afford it buy water bottles.

Just get a reverse osmosis water filter user. Honesty way better than buying bottles.

I haven't even been to the shart Mart since the media panic has ensued

Might go pick up some water and beans tomm

I just want to die senpai. I'm so worn out and I dont know anything.

Not installing undersink filtration.

I'm planning on going out more, washing hands less, and coughing all over shit.
If I die whatever but if I can help infect some of these fuckin boomers then I've done my part for humanity.

Wow I mean I think my tap water here in Winnipeg tastes pretty good I just keep a big jug full of tap water in the fridge so its cold

That's ultimately the best solution of course. But
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2. - renting

>Diseas arent real man, like, politcians just make that shut up to get elected, you know. Hey, gimme that bong man

I figure my tribesmen have a surplus for me to use.

My wife’s friend’s husband just died from coronavirus. He worked at amazon in Seattle. He was 42 years old and healthy as a horse. This hasn’t hit the news yet, but it will

I’ve been peeing out of my asshole all day
I had to eat a banana for dinner
It’s literally such a liquid it’s like water spilling from my anus , it’s splashed all around and covered my nutsac and taint with a bunch of shitty toilet water
I’m tired of this happening to me today
I cannot count how many time I have to run to bathroom today to make sure no liquid shit my pants
Please kill me

I can't wait for my town to be on lockdown it's gonna be comfy.

Got a little bit of a chub going, not gonna lie.
Talk dirty some more

>How are you guys preparing for COVID-19. You are prepared, right?
I think I'm already infected, no joke.

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before hearing about his death were you aware he was sick?

You forget the part where you're not using your head. You will not have power when the people working the power stations get sick. You will not have food when the truckers get sick. You will not have medical care you might need. You will not have water when the people at the water stations get sick.

Stop eating at Indian restaurants.

What was his name?

If i get it im actually considering going full zurubashi blood plague on some immigrant areas

I'm not preparing at all, I don't really care what happens

Live long enough to at least see the end?

DIS NIGGER EATING BEANS

bro...just get a few 10 gallon camping water containers, fill them up. They'll be good for 6-12 months.

I'm keeping more than a full tank of gas at all times.

Stocking up on pads

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