/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1679

SO WHEN WILL THEY FINALLY DECLARE IT AS PANDEMIC?

I was talking about this in the last thread, but has anyone noticed how widespread this virus already is?
Everywhere I go out in public, a fair number of people are coofing. Anyone else noticing this? Most I’m guessing have symptoms to mild to go to the hospital. But it definitely seems like this thing is already well among us

>1 and 1/2 containers
BRAVO ALBERTO!

share some coronas, you greedy.

At a family dinner tonight, I tried to get them to understand how bad things really are, and how bad they're going to get. Seniors (my parents) outright dying, economy tanking, supply lines drying up, no vaccine in sight, social unrest from the major city were right next to.
My sister decided to counter with "its just a flu." Her degenerate coworkers with 5 kids on government aid told her so.
Things got heated, and now I'm the insane one for trying to get them prepared. "We'll deal with it when it gets here. It'll just fizzle out like SARS."
Multiple cases in the city and in various places around the state. It's here.
Fuck me, I'm all alone.

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Book prepper checking in
You lads have got books... r-right?

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it's not a big deal if you get infected, basically nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easy

Im buying cheap Chinese cigarettes, how fucked am I anons?

when we are all dead user.

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You realize some people are scared and need to cope by pretending its nothing right? Others think they are being smart and above the panic by dismissing everything. Other people are scared for their investments like Bill Mitchell and every stock shill so will downplay it in the desperate hope their numbers go back up.

You can always cheat and go by % of population infected.

Then you're only up against, like, The Vatican.

Just posting this randomly to start apocalypse gunfags arguments now

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pls remember to never fill lightbulbs with viral agents and smash them on subway tracks so that the combination of glass dust and the virus would fill the entire metro with sick superspreaders.
Pls don't
because
that would be TERRIBLE

USE THIS PIC FOR THE NEXT THREAD, IT IS DOPE

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when it hits africa and combines with aids to make another mutated strain then yeh

inspirational post

I know, these spoiled kids, right?

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got a useful knot for you
>monkey fist

april 6. pandemic bond trigger date.

My dad works at the DHS. He said they’re going to do long-term telecommunications. He said shits going to go down in Washington DC, that the House is preparing to do the same.
I’m not LARPing btw

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Kek
Noice

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My only solace is that I can spend my last waking moments being unfathomably smug as I slip into respiratory failure and get intubated only to die the next day.

Are those little rape sheds quarantine centers?

Everyone needs to be ready for a period of WROL, and ready to fight against the new "Order" which attempts to follow it.

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THERE SHOULD BE YELLOW SUIT AND BLACK DEATH DOCTOR ART HAVING DRINK OR SOMETHING

>corona explodes across the us today
>still no cases in alaska
You guys are having fun, right? Literally nothing has changed up here

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Why am I asking Yas Forums. None of you faggots ever actually go out into public. Well I’ve noticed it, it’s definitely here

No.
America #1.
We survived the depression, economy will not even get that bad and we will be fine.
This cold ain't that bad either. We will be fine.
Overall verdict: we will be fine.

you cant save everyone
you dont need validation from others for your beliefs

probably never dude.
theyre just going to watch us fucking die lmfao

Can Americans do anything right?

Checked and keked

To the user a few threads ago, I'm the user from king county, Washington. To answer your question: panic buyers are picking up water, toilet paper and cleaning supplies. Food was still stocked last time I went to the store, but that was 5 days ago.

We didn't go by percentage back when we dabbed on the French, Spanish and British navies and we aren't going by percentage now

We will once again dab on the rest of these Eurocringes or our name isn't Vereenigde Oostindische nCoVpagnie

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most people here aren't recognizing that this virus is pretty mild and is going to have little impact on the developed world

>My dad works at the DHS. He said they’re going to do long-term telecommunications. He said shits going to go down in Washington DC, that the House is preparing to do the same.
I'm shocked the feds are just rolling over on the capital like that. Here I thought they'd doing everything they could to make it feel "normal" since it's their home base.

they won't because then the World Bank will have to pay out on a Pandemic Bond.

I want to have SEX with Corona-chan

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Its cold and flu season and people were always coughing you are just hyper aware of it now because of the virus.

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>South Korea, 6.593 cases - 42 FATALITIES;
Iran, 4.747 cases - 124 FATALITIES;
>Italy, 4.636 cases - 197 FATALITIES;
Japan, 1.046 cases - 12 FATALITIES;
>Germany, 639 cases;
France, 613 cases - 9 FATALITIES;
>United States, 319 cases - 14 FATALITIES;
Spain, 293 cases (-3 in Galiza) - 3 FATALITIES;
>Switzerland, 210 cases - 1 FATALITY;
United Kingdom, 164 cases - 1 FATALITY;
>Sweden, 136 cases;
Singapore, 130 cases;
>The Netherlands, 128 cases - 1 FATALITY;
Belgium, 109 cases;
>Norway, 101 cases;
Koweit, 58 cases;
>Malaysia, 83 cases;
Australia, 61 cases - 2 FATALITIES;
>Koweit, 58 cases;
Austria, 55 cases;
>Canada, 52 cases;
...
>Portugal, 16 cases (+3 in Galiza)

90 infected countries.

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Or it’s bad but it’s not the apocalypse like so many people here try to make it out to be. Shits fucked and were in for a some rough months ahead. But if I actually had it last week, as I suspect I did, it’s not all that bad if you aren’t a boomer

That is our latest high tech hospital built to contain the epidemic.

YOU SICK?
HERE TAKE ROLLIPOP!
NOW YOU CURE! GET BACK TO WORK!

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America has the advantage of being spread out. As long as you don't live in a metropolitan area

I dealt with the same stuff. "Oh no it will just add to the panic" this is nothing to when a quarantine actually hits goddamn

It's frustrating. I hear ya. My mom listens to me and agrees, but doesn't follow through on actually prepping. My brother completely denies anything serious is happening.

can I survive off a pallet of these with water and multivitamins?

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>Macron says epidemic unstoppable in France
France prepares to surrender

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checked

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>long-term telecommunications
I dont understand. What does that mean?

Shills are going all out today because this goddamn chink flu is accelerating. Always remember that you should not listen to the enemy, observe their actions instead.

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Balance of the day!

So, today, in Europe, we had 1.675 new cases which pushed the total to 7.314 cases in Europe.
You can see the graph in the pic.
Two weeks ago, on the 21st February, we had 64 cases all across Europe.

The countries who contributed more to this increase today were the following:

>Italy, 778
Germany, 239
>France, 190
Switzerland, 130
>Belgium, 59
Spain, 48
>United Kingdom, 48
Sweden, 46
>The Netherlands, 46
Norway, 29
>Austria, 18
Greece, 14
>Czech Republic, 11
Ireland, 5
>Portugal, 4
Poland, 4
>Romania, 2
The Vatican, 1
>Gibraltar, 1
Luxembourg, 1
>Serbia, 1

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Nah cold and flu season is nothing compared to this. And flu season should be winding down. I genuinely believe the coronavirus is pretty widespread.

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

if this isn't pasta, it is now. also, checked.

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A memo regarding congressional operations and the coronavirus threat sent to all House offices by the House Administration Committee on Friday signals the House is seriously preparing for scenarios where staff may have to telework “in light of the unique and unusual circumstances presented by the coronavirus."

The memo obtained by Fox News indicates House offices may allocate unused funds to purchase telework equipment, such as computers and additional phones. On March 9, the House will set up a special center to prepare the infrastructure for telework scenarios.

foxnews.com/politics/house-prepares-telework-scenarios-amid-coronavirus-threat

fpbp

US silver dimes > rounds and bars too.

user user anon, you're not alone. You have us faggots as much as we have your sorry sack of shit and we love you. I wish you all the best.

San Marino been doing their bit for the micro nations
I think they got the Vatican atm

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Checked and feared.

Costa Rica is confirmed now.

>I dont understand. What does that mean?
They're preparing to hole up at home / in bunkers and work over the internet for months on end until people stop dying.

F

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Same here buddy. Let's ask /x/ how to summon and fuck her.

Had a 40 minute phone conversation with my mom today. She refuses to believe it's anything major even though her and my dad could not be higher risk patients (Severe heart problems, one has MS, one smokes, both overweight). They only get out once a week but they also have home nurses come 3x a week so I am truly afraid that even if the overall fatality rate is 1% (Like the absolute most optimistic projections think) they might get it, and that is probably the last full conversation I will ever have with them.

Honestly as a recovering fatty I am more scared I will go before them as I live in the city. If I die it's whatever, I just don't want them to suffer for my lack of self care.

Lol
We’re totally fine
Don’t listen to ancestor worshipping faggot nations
This virus is a godsend to clear out the boomer overgrowth
If you get the sniffles, be sure to visit your states congressional building

protect bankers

>pandemic bond
is there any more info on this bond? i've never heard of any bond paying out if a pandemic is declared. Who issued this? Who was it sold to?

Take hard I’m saying even if it’s already widespread the disruption thus far has been minimal. Digits confirm everything will be fine

why do people still go to work and pay their taxes? the whole economy will implode and the currency will be worthless.

Do Americans really?

If you don't live in a shithole urban area it's likely coronachan won't affect you. I'm glad that urban fags will be cleansed from the earth due to coronavirus.